@gildedLivewire — #nsfw
was gonna dm someone but ii'm pretty sure most people are postiing that as an iinviitatiion for sex stuff and ii'm kiind of takiing a breather from all that riight now but hii anyway
they let me hiit because ii iinvented a deviice that lets the football players hear theiir dad screamiing at the televiisiion
she let me hiit because ii found a way to turn piizza iinto a soup
-- [ giildedLiivewiire has posted an audiio fiile ] -- ▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||။||။||၊၊||၊။|။|||။|။ |• -- [ Transcriiptiion ] -- PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP THUNK PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK PLAP PLAP THUNK THUD CRASH SHIIT THE LAMP NOT AGAIIN
diivorciing my wiife would only make our relatiionshiip even hotter than iit already iis. forbiidden fruiit. >:9
met a hot slut today when ii checked out the miirror
pussaaaaaaaaay #nsfw @xxScenegrlxx
so iit turns out we can't grow weed on thiis planet wiithout iit becomiing an aphrodiisiiac but ii'm thiinkiing that's a bonus // #nsfw
sad to see the masses liimiit throatfuckiing to thursdays #nsfw
