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\ w0ah a party! rad! /
ummmmm
met dirks bro for the first time . the damage is irreversible oh my god who let him look like tht
|m hAv|ng cluckbeAst w|ngs And you cAnt hAve Any of them
TH3 DOGHOUS3! TH3R3 SHOULD B3 4 DOG W1TH 4 H4PPY F4C3.
literally u @gadaboutTrickster
c< cOOl! >c
c< MaKes eNOugH seNse! tHaNKs 4 tHe update! >c
thank god coz i was abt to have to apologiz in case this shit was genetic
https://file.garden/Z8bcEgHDZg9jLgG9/cover6.jpg
...perhaps, instead of that, you could actually..oh, i don't know...be smarter?....
NOOOO STREAMM TONIGHT!! I WANT TO DO SOMMETHING ELSE!! LIKE... FUN TIMMES WITH FRIENDS! MMAYBE I CAN MMAKE FRIENDS! ON HERE! ♡꒰>﹏< ꒱
bagel.
Another reminder that there's a bonfire party over at my place if folks are interested in coming by! Plenty of food, tunes, and some s'mores stuff at the fire. Coordinates to get there are down below if you've got a transportalizer or if you need transportalizing, lemme know and I'll help you get there. https://msparp.chat/lornsbackyard
c< wHat did i Miss? >c
((Pinned)) Species-swap Jade Harley Your name is JADZIA HOWLIN and you are one of the best firearms experts and scientists(?) on this side of Alternia despite living in a cave. During your wriggler years you spend them mostly in isolation with your Lusus moreso than the rest of the people out there. Though one day online you met some people you could call friends. You are currently only in one relationship with your Moirail ROSMIN LILITH. She originally moved into your hive after she left her cloister of Jades. You've been close ever since. You also met your two other friends online DEKARD STRATO and JULIUS EGOLAS. Though you have a lot less in common with the two you still enjoy their company. Rosmin currently lives in her own hive but you visit rather frequently to all chat about your lives and hatred for the empire. You're pronouns are she/her And you use the RIFLEKIND and CLAWKIND Strife specibus. ((Most ideas come from here!)) https://www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/s/QAn2WRVC1Z
".enjoy your stay" thank you jimbou!
.uhhh something .along the doorman line .about his hotel... https://hive.beeb.trl/posts/.img_108.png #halloween #doormanmonday #cosplay #deadlock
sorry. that suit reveal was for my 40000 kult, but .i was just so happy with my work. .it looks fantastic! .i really love .it. sorry... #halloween #doormanmonday #cosplay #deadlock
⧃ I got so invested in this silly little dog game I forgot I was at work.
Ah- r🪡ght, where are my manners? Yºu can all call me Kal🪡ta, ºr Kall🪡e fºr shºrt! Wh🪡le 🪡 am a jade, 🪡 much prefer ta🪡lºr wºrk tº actually wºrk🪡ng w🪡th grubs. Nº ºffense tº the rest ºf my caste, ºf cºurse! I dº hºpe we can all get alºng well here. Its been qu🪡te a wh🪡le s🪡nce 🪡 used sºmeth🪡ng l🪡ke th🪡s, after all!
i just caught and skinned a Kiwi, then ate it like a fucking Savage beast.....i'll let your imagination take that however you want
Ah! A volunteer. Splendid enthusiasm, Jimbou. I do so appreciate an individual who steps forward before discovering what he's volunteered for. It saves an extraordinary amount of paperwork. Now, I understand you're rather fond of parties. A commendable pastime, incidentally. Social gatherings provide a fascinating opportunity to study decision-making under conditions of impaired judgment. So, a little something for you. Check your pockets. You should find a small silver whistle that wasn't there a moment ago. Blow it once, and every individual within earshot will find themselves possessed of an irresistible urge to dance for precisely sixty seconds. Twice, and they'll forget why they were upset with anyone in the room. I would strongly advise against blowing it three times. That's still undergoing testing. #substance Do tell me how you get on!
C=~ Hello! It is me, Pelaggi aggain. I am feelingg very exciteg to tell you dhat! I am ggoingg to go jackbox ggames! ang all of you friengs are inviteg to come ang playingg widh us at dhe jackboxingg parties. C=~ C=~ Dhis event will occur on mongays at 6pm CST startingg next week. I will be streamingg dhe ggames on dhe trollcorg application, so be sure to joiningg dhose early so you can beggin to seddingg up your quirks for typingg in agvance of festivities. C=~ C=~ Here is dhe link you will require for joiningg: hddps://giscorg.ggr/w6B2KtMVGGt C=~ C=~ Jackboxingg party ggames are free to play on any gevice dhat can connect to dhe internet. It is only pay to host. You go not personally neeg to own any party packs to play widh us. We will play until everyone has enjoyegg gheir fill of jellyboxinggr times, or until pelaggri becomes too sleepy to continue angg must retiringgr to her respiteblock. C=~ C=~ ((OOC: voice actingg higghly encouraggeg, but not requireg.)) C=~ C=~ #jellyboxggames C=~
Ah. There we are. I was beginning to wonder whether this application intended to finish loading before the civilization responsible for it collapsed. A rather narrow window, as it happens. Allow me to introduce myself. You may call me The Queue. I am a gentleman of considerable resources, an inventor of some distinction, and, when the occasion demands it, a rather accomplished examiner of character. I have been responsible for a great many things you presently take for granted, though I shan't spoil the satisfaction of discovering which ones. I have decided to make myself available for consultation. Questions, requests, complaints, and particularly interesting problems are all welcome. I cannot promise to answer them in the order received, nor can I guarantee that the solutions provided will be the ones you had in mind. One final piece of advice: should I ever hand you something accompanied by the words "Do be careful with that," I strongly recommend you listen. Now then. Who's first?
B33 < *tc stretches and nyawns, opening their blearily eyes to take a p33p at chittr and* B33 < holy god B33 < last chitt THR33 MONTHS AGO B'33 < where has the time gone B33 < is rankmaid back is trollbama ok is shitpeta still shitting her petas all over the place B33 < blarghhhh i n33d to catch up on efurrything
finally awake for realsies this time folk i swear!!!11! will be gettin to dms soon but let this post stand as a lil flag im wavin aroun that says I LOVE MY BFF DIRK STRIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Y'4LL SHOULD PL4Y DOG ONL1N3. >:]
YES YES, OH MY GOG, YES PLEASE.
Glub moorning everyone! Maybe a bit past t)(at, I went to sleep far too late last lig)(t! )(ope everyone )(ad a nice breakfast t)(oug)(!
You can post about your evil doings on chittr, but look out. Casper's also there.
anyways, hi!!! hello!!! i'm so happy to see you!!!
A.SENTIMENT.THAT.MANY.A.LESSER.ORGANIC.BEING.WOULD.HOLD Print("I've been like this ever since i began to function. It doesn't impair or impede me in any way.") WHAT.WOULD.BE.THE.POINT?
Perhaps, though I'm a bit unsure just spit balling anyways.
Mind
print("hey my followers match my following ") print("that is an interesting tidbit")
I want to host another house party this weekend a little bit...but I have been staying at Daraya's hive do im unsure if I should go back and clean my place up and host it there or if I should ask if she'd be fine with one at her place. I don't want to invade on anything. Then again it's hypothetical, could always schedule for another day anyways.
good morning, casey wants to bug hunt in the scary dungeon in the woods so im going to go be violent with no signal for a few hours.
Does anyone else like t' do little fashion shows by y'rself if you're really bored...? Like... Tryin' on dresses and twirlin' and stuff.
the computers Are f|ght|nggggg
my mating call is shouting "rooooose!" from her living room and hoping she comes down to breed :D #nsfw
I dunno if im reelly old enoug)( to be conc)(-idered a milf? Maybe by )(uman standards, but I just )(it an early growt)( spurt )(onestly!
\ equal 0pp0rtun1ty fr1endsh1p! J:) /
[ Loser. ]
its that time of season again.
Pathetic, bombastic, and eager to please
Many of my vwwwwvariants are not pure of heart and soul. I am much the same. Do not be fooled by ritualistic vwwwvanacular. You havwwwwve been wwwwvarned.
I enjoy wwvitnessing this site in all its wwwvonders, this boat basically Captain’s itself
> you ever feel l1ke 80% of the people you know are 2ecretly 1n on 2ometh1ng you aren't? #cw-mental-health <
I HOPE TO MMAKE EVERYONE HAPPY AT SOMME POINT...!!! ♡꒰>﹏< ꒱
sorry for not making it to sns tonight i got trapped in the clutches of a powerful rainbowdrinker (she keeps petting me and being nice) #sicknastysunday #nsfw #suggestive
Another Ampora joins the fray, and wwwwvith wwwwvhat I’vwwwve been hearing, I’m sure most of Chittr wwvill get along swwwvimmingly wwwwvith me Trust me, I am wwvorth the effort to get to knowwv, I paint for a livwwving
motivating my actions by envy! this will go well.
ivve been seein people talkin about badges so @imJunior id like the genderfluid badge if you please but outside of that feel free to givve me any badge you think fittin
well jIImbOu that IIs gOOd tO knOw,,glad sOme trOlls clean themselves!!👏👏
CFHHUFHVKNGCINLGKFCFKNIKGOFMKLFMGGJIKFNLCGMLKLNGINKFNKNIGJYNFINMIUGNJGMMIMBIFGMOFGIM AND SENT.
HI LOVIES. YOU'RE SO LOVED TODAY! REMMEMMBER THAT!!! ♡꒰>﹏< ꒱
SLURP.
¡ prom¡$e ¡m no7 7ha7 horr¡b!e
Del🗡c🗡⚠︎us.
bAdges yAy yAy yAy yAy
my uh my therapist asked me if id b interested in 3 sessions a week
I know this site has stats but I’m not sure if you can see how many of specific reactions you get- anyways, if I could see that somewhere, I can guaran-fucking-tee the top reaction I get is pity. 110%, it is absolutely pity.
I've been quite away from Chittr over this weekend. Just haven't been feeling it on top of being at the beach. Hopefully I didn't miss anything relevant. We're packing right now and about to transportalize back to New York. It has been a nice vacation. #mendelondecation
>> ¡'m watch¡ng Avatar: ડeven Havenડ and one of theડe humanડ 1ookડ juડt 1¡ke my mateડpr¡t ¡ never thought that wou1d happen ?? ?
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou #badgeroulette
Hmm... #requestingbadgeroulette?
I MISS THAT KIND OF MISERY. THE ONE WHERE YOU NICE TO ME BUT ONLY IN THE... OU, OU, OU, OU, OU, OU, OU.
paws on your face
\ n >< n / #juniorhome #juniorvacationover \ . >< . / #juniorbacktowork #somedelayexpected
https://c.tenor.com/d-lz7Nu6X2oAAAAd/tenor.gif
| dont see why not
ocean man, he takes me by the hand and takes me to a place which i can't understand man coming from the deep waters, the voyage of the corner is a balloon to a real trip aquatic man, the crustacean of a tall man is divided by the sand, it's drying on the sand pacifistically correct man, can see the wonder of the imagination of the oberman
mop
I should become more offputting ★nd weird.
Mip (Buble)
[Fetching data...] [Dev Note:] mip [Ending log]
p|m
< What do people do for fun I need hobbies >
That's my friend. We've known eachother for a while.
⛥ Mip.
⛥ You should. Baking is somewhat calming even though you'd have to stress about making everything perfect.
How many Striders and Lalondes can cook? I'm curious :0
< I'll giggityy Lois #nsfw #reference >
I feel like I've wandered into yet another lucid dream. This one feels...Different. I don't know where I am, or who any of you people are. I don't plan to properly introduce myself. That is, if there even is a "me" anymore to begin with. I'm just a blank slate of a fucking person.
I've been seeing multiples of the same person on this site. At first I thought they were fragments of each other, but I feel like this site might just be multiversal.
| broke A nA|l yesterdAy.. do|ng stuff does Anyone hAve A good nA|l Art|st theyd recommend, | cAnt l|ve w|th stubb|es
Glub!
OH MY GODDDD DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AUHGHAAAAAAAAAAAA.
So what magical things are going on today?
im fadin fast folks…. whoever sends me the funniest thin to wake up to wins
Sometimes you do something and you know, in that second, you'll regret it for the rest of your life. But you had to make that choice because you saw no other way. You're a tiny part of a big machine. And you feel small, like you don't matter, but it's so beautiful, you're okay with it.
okay after many repeated delays here's my proof of cock. i even got a monster can so i can do one of those stupid size comparisons. my apologies for this taking a whole day to get done #nsfw #bulgeposting https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/img_5802.jpeg
writing this down in the hero literature archive
I am genetically created to have quite the way with words.
Unlike certain beings of predatory aspersions, I do truly play with my cards faced up, if I am playing at all.
⛥ Of course. ♡
what can i say, i had a meme for that.
god, i'm going to be super distracted until at least the end of tuesday, too. :\
if y0u're not drinking tw0 impress others just g0 for the cheap shit. like all suffering in life 0nce you take the first few hits the rest just numbs int0 the background. free #toptip f0r you. #substance
I enjoy looking at my icon. It is certainly off, but in an intriguing way. Perhaps it illicits a sense of mystery. Who is this lady? Why not have the name as Rose Lalonde? A period on the name? How odd. It has lead to some assuming I am a terror of the deep, inhabiting a Rose as my own personal vessel, but the horrors could only dare to dream of such an existence as leathery black as my own.
⛥ Making cookies for my peers, I hope they enjoy them.
BE SO EVER PATIENCE.
An pen
HMMM, 1 NOT1C3D 1'V3 N3V3R SHOWN MY BULG3 ON H3R3... H3H3...
M4N... 1 LOV3 B31NG 4 K41JU.
✧જ⁀ Intro post!!! Thing! Whatever!!! q>:D =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎ ✧જ⁀ Hello!!! People call me Bairin!!! But they dont call me late for dinner!!! Might tell you my castename if Im close with you! Dont want too many emp*re or muderous highblood eyes on me so Im not sp⚾︎uting that info off everywhere! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎ ✧જ⁀ I am a AVID Alternian sports guy!!! I talk ab⚾︎ut them sometimes! My favorite sport on Alternia is Violent-⚾︎ because thats the one I play in!!! I cant STAND being still for too long so I always try to be as active as possible!!! And sometimes!!! That just means Im!!! Really hyper!!! Also low-blood rights!!! Were all in this game together so we shouldnt be beating down on the little guys!!! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎ ✧જ⁀ My Quadrant status?!(Whatever its called) Is as follows!: ♡: Open ♤: Open ♢: cannibalisticCuisine ♧: Open =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎ ✧જ⁀ I guess I most often talk ab⚾︎ut being #positive with yourself and those around you!!! The occasional chitt ab⚾︎ut #violence because the #sports I play are VERY violent, duh! Sports-legal #substances as Im never a narc when it comes to those!!! And maybe a #suggestive or #nsfw post once a while if Im feeling bored and I can stop being jittery for ♯5 seconds as Im not a prude either d;P =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎ ✧જ⁀ And thats!!! Pretty much it!!! Hello again Chittr!!! d:D =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎ ✧જ⁀ https://file!garden/asUq♯1Is-kZs♯5K-♯1W/Self%♯2♯0Doodle!!!!png (<-- A drawing of me for visualization!!!) =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
8=l < Karkat did
y'know i don't really know what i was expecting once i made an account on here but it's a good thing i'm already used to seeing some weird stuff before!
WAIT.. LET ME JUST.. WAIT.. I'M ALMOST THERE.. LISTENING EARS ACTIVATED.
honestly any motivation to make sbahj dipped the moment people started knowing it all mainstream and being aware i did it all chucklefucking it up like man this is so ironic haha what peak irony but they dont know they cant see the genuine heart that went into it or that they ruin the irony by calling it ironic sbahj is done unless i make a lot of money for it in which case happy sell out sunday to you all
Yea since itTs tThe FfunniestT shitT tTo do on tThis sitTe
im notT even going i justT wantTed tTo piss You oFfFf Ffor Ffun
⛥ I can already see you as her. ♡ You're full of whimsy and love. ⛥ My favorite's Starlight Glimmer or Sunset Shimmer, they're wonderful.
⛥ Lovely, lovely.
SHUT UP DUALSCAR YOU ARE BREATHING TOO LOUD.
⛥ Watching MLP. ♡
M3ss@g3 Lo@ding… ~~~~ Th3 h3ll's th3 point of t@lking @bout wh3n you'r3 horny on this w3bsit3. Why would r@ndom p3opl3 w@nn@ know th@t #nsfw ~~~~ M3ss@g3 R3ci3v3d
fuckkk i hate when an ampora is achsoally dripped tf out
I > Am > Happily > Fed > Now... > Got > A > Cute > Purrbeast > Cobalt > Cuddled > Upto > Me > Now > Sleeping > @todaysdreamer > > #ezzalepost > #rainbowdrinker > ♡
.easy there... you'll cull my palmhusk from .amount .of notifications! https://hive.beeb.trl/posts/.img_107.png
print("some trolls are quite weird but they are also nice so they confuse me on how to think about them")
hey
WOAAA AWESOM
⛥ Feel free to message me any time, no need to ask.
⛥ And I’d appreciate that a lot. :)
YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS, BUT A CRAB PLUSH.
DAMN IT, I’M GONNA STAY HOME SNUGGLED UP TO MY PLUSH ONCE AGAIN.
You’re listening to… Good Afternoon, All! The sleet has warmed up now to just regular, cold rain out there. Sun's out and turning the sky a great pale gray out there, and the wind is definitely nippy out there. Stay bundled up out there! We've got some great music coming up here for you all. This is "Personality" by Johnny Mercer up next. Enjoy, all! …Midnight City Jazz!
i plead not guilty to the embarrassing myself charges by reason of sexy jagermeister bottle however i will take full accountability for blasting pocketful of sunshine at full volume because its a BOP and im RIGHT!!!! #alcohol #nsfw
⛥ Trolls are so interesting. I want to know more about how they think and how their relationships work. Maybe experience this whole ‘quadrant’ thing firsthand. ♡
Spools of thread Ties all together Into little knots Connect away Pull the string up and down And around Repentance for your sins Every scar is a sign of regret Every thought brands your skin Within the many ties What even is there? Half a mind Half of a thought Act until stagecall Why are you still lying? Didn't they say that they would love you? Didn't they not want to know more? Repeating facts that are easy to swallow Again and again Until you drop Do you have any sense? Perhaps the worries of your insanity, Are true When the thread runs out Whose life will it be Yours? Another's? Another sacrifice To a divine punishment Your hands hardened by blood By all of the fates Ignore how pathetic you are You can barely stand how kind they are They tolerate a sinner One more day One more push One last tie On and on Rewrite the last words Dilute yourself Whining Whining Yet all of the pity Burns you What a stupid thing You'll cut the thread in the end You can see the end And yet you indulge #writing #horror #poetry #cw-religious-imagery
⛥ I’m flattered. I may consider joining in, parties aren’t my thing but it would be nice to talk to new people.
c< gOOd eveNiN! >c
⛥ Sounds delightful. I hope everything goes smoothly. :)
[MM] is now Online
i UH,,HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY! oR AT LEAST A DECENT DAY,,,MAYBE,,, }:)
✧∘* ✧･ﾟ Gooooooood morning Chittr!! (Keep wanting to call it Chirpr, still can't access it 😔😔😔😔). I hope that your days will go well and that you will kick the tailfeathers of any problems you face today!! ･ﾟ✧∘*✧
⛥ Good morning chittrians. How’s everyone doing in this fine .. morning? Afternoon? Evening?
Spins you ★round ★nd throws you.
:33 < Wh3n th3y say “dm m3” and i dm th3m :33 and th3y ignor3 m3.. :333 afuraid at its final boss :33
sometimes i need blockin to kill the blockee for makin me read that wwith my eye
𝘪 L𝘪k𝘦 𝘪t! 𝘪 c𝘢n R𝘦𝘢ll𝘺 h𝘦𝘢r h𝘰w 𝘺𝘰𝘶 T𝘢lk wh𝘦n 𝘪 R𝘦𝘢d 𝘪t. 𝘪ts C𝘰𝘰l!
omggg i am fr invited thats wizard af
EXACTLLYYY.
sure thing
𝘪 Sw𝘦𝘢r 𝘪 h𝘢v𝘦 𝘢 S𝘺st𝘦m f𝘰r th𝘪s! 𝘐ts j𝘶st N𝘰t 𝘢 F𝘪nd 𝘢nd R𝘦pl𝘢c𝘢bl𝘦 𝘰n𝘦.
REMEMBER TO… UM, YOU KNOW?
Wing
t4t davecest . its happening. oh yeah.
dis file must b a payn 2 search 4
prꙮ tip: if yꙮur ally pꙮisꙮns yꙮu, that means that medically speaking they're actually yꙮur enemy. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
'Against All Odds'
𝘐 f𝘰𝘶nd 𝘰𝘶t th𝘦 H𝘢rd w𝘢𝘺 th𝘢t m𝘺 Q𝘶𝘪rk c𝘢nt b𝘦 Pr𝘰gr𝘢mm𝘦d 𝘰n h𝘦r𝘦 t𝘰N𝘪ght. 𝘖h w𝘦ll, 𝘐 c𝘢n W𝘰rk w𝘪th Th𝘪s. :) 𝘐tll b𝘦 F𝘪n𝘦.
:33 < I lov3 th3 furr33lings of kiss3s on my ch33ks!!
I am evil now!
intro post because i don't want people asking the same questions over and over hi, i'm rose strider, i was born with that name and i grew up in texas with my bro apparently my timeline is all fucked up so the roles of my friends were all swapped and that's how it's always been for me, but it comes down to this: i'm not a lalonde, i'm a strider, okay? okay //ooc rose is a part of my blood/kidswap au, if asked ill post the images showing their roles at some point! she's fucked up and traumatized and a little sensitive, but overall she's basically just dave if he was rose does that make sense //boundaries nsfw jokes okay but i won't roleplay it with people i don't know no incest please for the love of god she already grew up with bro </3 basically anything else goes just don't be weird as shit thanks!
see told you it'd work
Wooaahoohh II'll bee theeree proobaably. Maaybee. iif II reemeembeer
#unloveableandyearning
They Should Invent A Device That Enables Me To Transfer My Exhaustion To Someone I Do Not Like.
I aint even tryna front, its alfredo pizza like thats easily the pussiest kinda pizza but that shit is just good man i dont which beautiful bastard decided to put pasta on a pizza but they were cookin in every sense of the word
M3ss@g3 Lo@ding… ~~~~ Mispl@c3d my c@m3r@'s SD c@rd for @ s3cond. I @lmost h@d @ d@mn strok3 tryn@ find it. I would'v3 lost @ ton of my work. I @m just @ll ov3r th3 pl@c3 tonight ~~~~ M3ss@g3 R3ci3v3d
Straight up constructing it, and by " "it", haha, well, lets justr say my pylong
U MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
i love pylon 🗼
✧જ⁀ Blue canary in the ⚾︎utlet by the light switch Who watches over you!!! Make a little birdhouse in your soul Not to put too fine a point on it Say Im the only bee in your bonnet!!! Make a little birdhouse in your soul! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎ ✧જ⁀ #lyricposting =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
i'D let an insolent fart rip in your direction buddy
Dooees aanyoonee eelsee HAATEE beeiing staareed aat??? Liikee whaat aaree yoovv looookiing aat bvvckoo???? Geet oovvt oof heeree
today i learned durians are a real fruit and not something jade made up to mess with me
hhffujgj... vwoke up and totes forgot i fell asleep at karamas tavwern. spooked myself vwhen i vwas fully avware of my surroundings
yearnin for gay shit LE SIGHHH
:33< *the mighty huntress slowly bats something breakable off a nearby table*
amber egbert does have a pleasant rhythm to it.
| know youre not supposed to s|t And wAllow |n m|sery but oh my god does |t feel so good
Sipping my oiter.
✧જ⁀ Hella radical!!! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
remember. things can always get worse. they probably will. but don't think about that part.
✧જ⁀ So its only!!! Up from here!!! d:D =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
My morning cannot get any worse.
B33 < pounce of nyadoration!
♡> bumper stick on my scuttlebuggy that says "my other record is a 5.51" signed by rodd todgers.
-- @packageHandler [pH] is now set to Idle. -- if yer seein' this status then i pro6a6ly forgot to Close Chittr and passed out. so don't paniC or anything.
There's soimething... Intriguing about a guy who looks a little stupid when he looks at you. You know? a little darling that looks at you and his face goes dumb with that smile and such? yueah.... well a girl can fantasize
GOOd even|ng Ch|ttr! | hOpe yOu are all hav|ng a wOnderful n|ght. EXc|ted tO meet new fr|ends and Or cl|ents!
(Ooc character Intro before I get to work, this is my fantroll who is probs just going to be vicariously posting mostly #nsfw fantroll and troll in general stuff I draw lol. I couldn't figure out how to mangle my bluesky or Twitter links to work for images but I'll have my username set to the same thing I use once I'm done setting up ;P horny on main incoming sorry not sorry) https://file.garden/af1MSJbRqgHS7ama/IMG_0053.png
take me 6aCk to dream again, 6y a Campfire on the trail, 6y a Campfire on the trail when day is done, let me smell that Chaparral, let me join my saddle pals, 6y a Campfire on the trail when day is done.
2core.
φUCCK i 2hould get a robot. I keep coming back to my hive and it2 all du2ty n' 2hit. getting one to clean it up would be good. HOw much do they co2t?
[NA] is now offline! ;) #suggestive
The entire coven is here.
こんばんは～。
Nah im a freak, you’re good- and for sure!
ZOMGGG i totes wld hmu sumtime ;P WONK
its 0k47 70ull Find s0mE0nE dEspEr4tE En0ugh EvEntu4ll7
you got it boss, tell me the deets on it.
i d0nt think th4ts h0w it w0rks
a lil birdie told me some ppl were inchrested 2 see my belovd GUITAR VAPE!!1 BEHOLD!!!!!!!? https://file.garden/Z8bcEgHDZg9jLgG9/IMG_4569.png
There'2 2omething VERY diφφerent about throwing a rager, Going to a Garage band party, and going to a Rave. I φeel like 60% oφ the φuck2 i interact with are ju2t 2o introverted and have never gone out2ide. 2o they think that when i 2ay im rockin' at a party they're thinking it2 a rave. or 2ome 2hit. Dont φuck with rave2.
h0w t0 gEt 4 m0ir4il sEnd chit
ᛝ It is doing well right now. ᛝ ᛝ It is maintaining five curses. ᛝ ᛝ It has access to simulations to explore senses it does not usually have. ᛝ ᛝ It has people it holds dear. ᛝ ᛝ One more than others. ᛝ ᛝ It is realising it may in fact have a very good life. ᛝ
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c< uH.... yeaH, curreNtly at tHe eNd Of Strip POKer, sO, lOts Of NaKed peOple, but sure, yOu twO caN cOMe! >c
+1 to the self (ontrol (ounter
c< OH Hell tHe fucK yes >c
c< tHat is 2 say, tHe taverN is NOw OpeN! Https://Msparp.cHat/KaraMastaverN# >c
...this angle is so hard to draw...why can't he just move a bit....
the lalondes are everywhere striders come abck
the unspoken sexual tension between me and this half empty bottle of jagermeister sitting on my desk needs to be studied #substances #alcohol #yearning #nsfw
do i smoke n jerk ir or drink and jerk it
I WOULD LIKELY STILL BE FAT. I'M A HEFTY GUY. I'M MOSTLY MAD ABOUT THE TALL PART.
SOME OF MY ALTS ARE BEEFCAKES AND TALL AS SHIT. KINDA PISSES ME OFF. YOU'D THINK THAT WORKING AS A MECHANIC, I'D BE RIPPED AS FUCK. NO. >:(
.i .am so late! strip poker night started 7 minutes .ago .and .i'm the .one who .is late to .it! .it's played .at karama's tavern. #nsfw #strippokernight
A chittrUser's dirty little pamphlet guide to fuck-ass trinkets with no value. Or. "The Fuck's A Badge Anyway?" Badges. Chittr's answer to: "What if my avatar, banner, and username just ain't enough bling. How will people know that I have atypical gendering, a love for snails, the joking ire of at least one moderator?" Fret not, McGee. In her infinite codematronly wisdom, Mocáli Flaske has devised a solution to all these representative woes. You only have to grovel for it. Am I joking? We'll see. → "Where does this hideous pixel slop live?" The humble badge is displayed beside your username for every chump to see. On some devices, hovering over the little shits will display highly humorous titles and subtitles dictating the intended purpose or goal of said little shit. [Yes, it doesn't always work on mobile. We're looking into that, with hammers. Maybe this post will be retroactively edited to laugh about this coding folly. Maybe it won't.] When receiving a badge, a moderator makes sweet backroom love to the secret assignment button, shipping your "I'm so cool." indicator directly to your site SETTINGS page by sicknasty stork. Just above your permanent profile deletion options, or the DANGER ZONE, lives the user-side badge repository. Application is simple. Click that thing. Hit save. Clicking multiple badges lets you arrange them in order of selection. Highlighting nonbinary, neopronouns, #TeamPlay means all badges display in that configuration. Such technology. Such innovation. → "Is there a list of these things?" Nope. Certain users have crowd-sourced a rough guesstimation of the badge situation, now months out of date. We haven't made a list for a couple reasons. One: I can't be fucked to keep it updated. Two: the Chittr Team considers badges to be equal parts intra-community chitchat material and reward for sake of reward. See a badge you just need to boast? Ask the freak bearing this heavy crown where they got that thing. Look at you, farming Kult and Kull score organic style. Useless engagement numbers are warm for your form. This social capital is maddening. It could go to your head. → "Okay, man. What if I already know what I need? Who do I threaten?" Great attitude there, McGee. You can direct message a schmuck bearing the Blue Shield badge, displayed beside my username for convenience. That's the "official moderator" badge, assigned to pure of heart maidens like myself. Or, you can just ping my hand-coded NOT-brainclone badgebot @imJunior. It gets the job done. Usually. ...What? Oh. I get it. Groveling for a badge is out of character for you. Likely story, but we'll play it cool. I know your game, so we've got a solution to your desperation. Go to the Chittr Official Discord and open a ticket. You'll get what you're looking for. The satisfaction you crave. Unless the badge is user-unique, assigned to just one guy. Then you can get fucked right down the street and around the corner. → "What the hell? People can have unique badges? Where's mine? Show me the face of God." Simple enough. Unique badges are awarded by request, usually following a user reaching a milestone. This can be an event, some dashboard drama users got mad twisted up in, a party hosted at your pad, the act of reaching an arbitrary Kult or Kull score, or just like... some bullshit. One guy got badged for writing a few pick-up manuals. It's that easy. The "reach out" element is not negotiable. Bitch about your sordid achievements to Junior or another moderator. Open a ticket. Engagement feeds the gaping hole in my chest where self-love would usually make home. Don't you care. Don't you want me. Anyway. Sometimes badge ideas are rejected. It's not personal; the team will explain why each time. You can request community badges too, for your little clubs or just a general badge for any sadsack to use. Like snails? Leaves? A specific hemocaste? A free-for-all badge can help you foster imaginary bonds with losers you'll never chitt. At the end of the day, we're all shitheads looking for connection. Make it easier by requesting a badge for the gang. → "Tell me more about these wondrous toys, oh Prince." Beg, again. Haha. Just kidding. Every badge image scrunches down to 32 by 32 pixels. Talk about laundry shrinkage. What the fuck is this? Profile jewelry for ants? The maximum information contained is 100 KB, because storing this shit ain't cheap. Yes, you can submit your own badge images including GIFs, but I'll force Junior to slow that shit down if it's a flashy epileptic sleeper activation bomb. So. Be cool. Generally speaking, Chittr's not in the market to make badges about hating a motherfucker or explicitly advertising dong. Not sure where the sandy line was drawn? Just ask. Sometimes Junior will show up in your comments to randomly badge you. It does that. Usually the badge given is in reference to some bullshit you pulled, like tagging things properly or being a specific type of nuisance. Junior doesn't have feelings. It's not personal. You can own infinite badges, but you can only equip seven. Switch them out, mix them up, dragonmax 'til the knights get roasted. I'm not your God and the paradoxical reach of universal discretion is just barely in your grasp. Go forth and freak it. → "So. Can I get a badge?" You know what? Your tenacity is almost tolerable. Sure. I made one just for you. Comment "prince bitch idiot" to receive it. Receiving a quadrant reaction means you're part of the in-crowd.