Just Another Kanaya Maryam
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I accept the award of being the most pathetic Rose on this site, thank you all for tolerating me.
At Least You’re Not A Virgin Like Me Sigh So By All Means I Am More Pathetic
I don't exactly see the problem with that, it's nothing to be ashamed of. If you have has sex or doesn't it is not exactly important if you ask me. But if you are actively looking for help I would be willing to assist only if you are comfortable. Though I'm sure you can find someone nicer to have a first time with.
I Just Get Envious Of Any Kind Of Attention People Get Sexual Or Not Especially On A Site As Horny As ThisOh My Do You Really Mean That Gulp I Think I Need A Towel
I suppose that is understandable, if you would like though I am a decent bit experienced...and I would love to have some one on one time with you if that's what you'd allow, my dear.
Would you prefer your own place or mine? I can commute if needed either to pick you up or just to meet at yours.
Has any rose not fumbled their love life on this site? I'm seriously asking.
I Am A Kanaya Who Has Never Gotten With A Rose Is That Anything
Not really part of the question but I guess?????
I Mean Can’t Fumble Your Love Life If You Never Had One At Least The One You Seem To Fumble The Most In All The Timelines
God forbid a woman gets laid. #nsfw
I Wish I Really Really Wish I Wasn’t A Virgin
Eating A Cigarette For Breakfast Slash Lunch
☆Ooooh what Kind?☆
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That Blood Still Tasted Like Ew
Ah Wow
Rating Myself From Other Timelines Candy - 9.6/10... Why Would Anyone Cheat On Her Look How Hot She Is I Strive To Reach That Level Of Physical Appearances My Supposed Wife Is Stupid Sorry That Was Rude But I Am Like The Best Looking One Here https://i.pinimg.com/736x/49/62/f6/4962f6d9801f182b5037cc3a468d0bc3.jpg Meat - 9.8/10... I Love My Outfit I Am So Cute But Damn I Am Lonely Again When Can A Kanaya Ever Be Happy https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/91/35/f8/9135f84b04cbfb2b2ba7d7d42790fb7a.jpg
YOU WORRY SO MUCH ABOUT YOUR OTHER MOTHERFUCKIN SELVES THAT ARENT YOU. have some faith in yourself, sister.
I Do Not Like Myself Very Much That Is Why I Feel Like I Have To Be Like Everyone Else To Fit In
Ok I Think I Am Demisexual #HappyPride #AspecPride
Congratulations! 1632xp.
You would not believe the XP I got when I realized I liked women. I literally climbed another God Tier and got a badge for my Kiddie Camper Handysash.
Sequel Post I Am Rather Horny At Times But Like I Would Rather Spend Such An Intimate Time With Someone Who Really Connects With Me You Know I’m Not As One Would Say A Slut No Offence To The Sluts Though Fuck All The People You Want Just Cross Me Off Your Lists If You’re Not Wanting Anything More Out Of Me God I Am Just A Yap Fest #NSFW Topic #Boundaries #Yapping
I PROMISE YOU'LL FIND SOMEONE WHO WANTS MORE THAN JUST SEX.
What’s It Take For People To Not Want Me Just For Sex Smoking Another Cigarette Sigh
If it makes you feel better I want you in part to ameliorate the lingering guilt I feel about letting my Kanaya die before I ever told her explicitly that I loved her. ...And also because you're interesting and I'd love to know more about who you've become without Sgrub.
good newws is cannibals wwould probably spit out your nicotine and toxin addled body bad newws is that your body is still yearned for by chitheads on this wwebsite cant wwin them all
Guys Be Completely Honest Like Dead Honest Did I Dodge A Bullet By Never Playing Sgrub And Therefore Never Meeting That Human That Seems To Cheat On Me In The Future Albeit In Some Other Timelines And Would Messaging Vriska Right Now Do Any Good For Me Or Do I Shut Up And Smoke My Cigarette
so i'm an outsider to all this, but i feel like missing out on rose and ending up with vriska is a lateral move at best
I Guess I’m Just A Sad Little Moth To The *Light* Whatever That Is Implying Or Referencing
YOU DID INDEED DODGE A BULLET. ALL INSTANCES OF PAIRINGS AMONG THE ROSE AND KANAYA ULTIMATES ARE IN AN UNSTABLE EQUILIBRIUM STATE, WITH A HALF-LIFE OF ABOUT A SWEEP. THE CANDY VERSION OF HER IS ACTUALLY A MASSIVE STATISTICAL OUTLIER FOR SURVIVING AN ENTIRE TEN SWEEPS BEFORE HER RELATIONSHIP BROKE DOWN. VRISKAN IS VIABLE. BUT IT REQUIRES VERY SPECIFIC VRISKAS TO FUNCTION. WOULD NOT RECOMMEND IF IT DIDN'T WORK OUT IN THE PAST. HAVE YOU CONSIDERED TRACKING DOWN A VERSION OF HER DANCESTOR? ARANEA SEEMS LIKE SHE'D BE YOUR TYPE. AND SHE IS ALSO A DUBIOUSLY STABLE LIGHT PLAYER. FOR THE ALLURE THAT PROVIDES.
Can I Be Loved Genuinely
Short And Very Brief Answer Honestly I Have Absolutely No Clue As Such Thing Has Never Truly Happened To Me Well Yet