♦ pitied by @gnarlingGnashing
You're kind, but perhaps today just isn't a good day for me.
By a vast majority, yes.
You all only like me for my tarot I fear.
(⊱♓︎⊰) i don't need relationships unless they're permitted :)
(⊱♓︎⊰) totally!
(⊱♓︎⊰) maybe i will when im not so busy, need to ask )(er permission anyways!
:33< i mean i cant and wont do that :33< i hunt wild animals with my bare hands by all accounts thats an incredibly dangpurrous thing to do
:33< mew think im paying attention to what that halfwit posts?
:33< whos he?
:33< whats wrong jade?
G-ET RID OF T)(IS FUCKING W-EBSIT-E
NO
NONO NO NO NO NO
No no You won't Trust me
wait, eating chocolate doesnt actually kill us, does it??
Do it.
Keep having visions of horrible actors outside my field of view guiding my every action, maybe I should lay off the liquor for a while #substance #nightterrors
find the rankmaid i miss her
the struggles of having fur :/
funny how u dont realize how much u miss something u used 2 hav til random shit throughout the day keeps remindin u of that... or until u meet an alternate version of ur ex at a party n find out theyr happily married to an alternate version of u #vent #ineedadrink
fuCk it i'm Callin6 a sCuttleCab. a sCab if you will. i don't want to walk anymore. i just want to 6o home. so i'm 6onna do that. now i'm puttin6 the palmhusk down. i'll see you folks when i see ya.
oh yeah. THE TEA PARTY. would you look at that it's already been three hours since i was supposed to meet her there. HELL, I STOOD THAT HOE UP. honk honk honk honk. #vaguepost
Yes, Let Me Bring Paper Out Into The Water, I Am Very Smart. Nothing Will Keep Me From My Doodles.
FUR. I MEAN FUR. LITTLE 8ITS OF FLUFF. RANDOM 8ALLS OF LINT. I'M NOT SHITTING ON MY CARPET
I hate the carpet sucking device. it is inherently evil. not only is the hose tu8ing massive and difficult for me to hold (I have to sling it over my shoulder and lug it around), it is also loud. and doesn’t even get shit out of my carpet very well
Sit! Patience is a virtue.
Pistachio double shot oat latte save me. Save me pistachio double shot oat latte...
Okay guys they're putting me in the acid. Bye!
damn ii wa2 hopiing youd 2ay ye2 ii ju2t thiink iit would be really funny iif neko roxy came by and ju2t had a giiant a22 barkbea2t eatiing nacho2 wiith chee2e whiile playiing human wolfen2teiin
ii alway2 knew the fur2uiit wa2 buiilt iin
I am going through some old boxes that I ought to have unpacked much earlier, yet no time like the present, and I have come across a few artifacts of my dismal childhood. First: A rainbow flag with a heart cut out of the centre, it is branded with "mom hugs here". Given as a 'gift' that was with no doubt laden with the most faux saccharin support, much like the never-fulfilled emblazoned phrase. Second: A small Sylvanian Families doll, another fluffy gift in lieu of any actual maternal instincts towards one of her spawn. However, I have much fonder memories of this, as I dyed it a deep purple and sculpted a head full of horns and rather wicked claws for its tiny hands. One of my many pieces of transformation inspired multimedia art projects. #MemoryLane #HappyPride
nah that's the sequel
~NO~ that's the secO~nd O~ne idi~Ot. And spO~ilers, c'm~On~
ohh hang on itZ all dogZ go to heaven 2 where troll gordon freeman dieZ, my bad, carry on
iZnt that the movie where troll gordon freeman dieZ
jeeze. yeah i don't know what to tell you there, they're gonna be around and it's really annoying.
oh jeeze. lotta those about! :(
i should just block them ugh
... what's wrong?
i'm starting to ask the same tbh...
technically not my jade but don't worry about it. also it's more of a headache at least for me.
well i think my sister is the only thing keeping him from trying to stab me, so...
haha i'm not.
time to break out the dish soap
i'm the worst
Do you have someone like that in your life?
yeah okay hating myself hours start again
its frustrating how everyone acts like the more animalistic parts of my biology are wholly positive.... heat sucks :( i like my ears and tail and teeth and smell but theyre strong enough to overstimulate me a lot and im a trans woman so you already know how i feel about.... bluh :( whatever :/ #nsfw
Perfectly understanda8le, my dear. You are 8eing utterly reasona8le. And to get his attention first, oh the agony! You asked for a leash and collar, and that's what you got, and you got it immediately. You poor thing.
Cronus, of course. How could I not take the chance to poke fun, especially when it also sounds like you're so needy a8out this!
Ugh, Him.
₍^. .^₎⟆ Good puppy~ ;3c꠹
Don't fold to him, please. I cannot keep watching Jades fold to him.
Who Is Exactly?
₍^. .^₎⟆ And !’ll call you a good puppy and scratch beh!nd mewr earSs!꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ !’ll get you a purretty collar !nssstead and take you for walksss :3c꠹
A More Definitive Answer Would Do Better Just Saying
₍^. .^₎⟆ Don’t cave that easS!ly!꠹
🐶 <- me giwving you the biggest and saddest puppy dog eyes i can muster
8=8 > Couldnt be me #wilddog #cantkeepawickedbitchdown
Is That A Literal Request Now Jade
i hate my heat cycles :( #nsfw
Stealing your tacos
...........somehow, i never realized jUst how intense his feelings were. that's... Uncomfortable. #vague
I have No idea what either of these terms mean.
Jade wtf is this
I Understand What Neither Of Those Words Mean.
like. neglecting and shit like that. big ass story. not really interesting. but she fuckin sucks.
shit. uh. that version of yours also fuckin sucks.
YEP. I MEAN. YOURE NOT LIKE MY JADE MOM OR SHIT LIKE THAT BUT STILL. >:B
OK SHIT. SO. BASICALLY YOURE MY MOM OK. >:B
FUCK. >:B
aint no fuckin way. do you also not know who i am? >:B
wheres my food? <:B
grrrrr!!!!
Yeah I was a marble a couple of days ago.
Mmgh. Good morning. I am still very sleepy.
Ominous comes with the territory. I wouldn’t be a very good esoteric horror if I wasn’t.