Latula Pyrope
@gnarlyConsolist
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man. anyone else into reading books on feminism and drinking the bubbly? haha. #fish puns.
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cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 5: aradia megido #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #casteplay #hemoism #cagttl rusties. god damn do i lovwe rusties. it aint ewven my fault. theres just something about the povwer dynamic that puts em in heat. if youre a highblood, youre in luck. if not, vwell, at vworst youre equal to a rustie. thisll come up later and it aint just an aradia thing, let alone a megido thing, but its important. also, think im gonna get this outta the vway first. not tagging her or anything, and you shouldnt either. unless? yeah, rankmaid is technically an aradia. havwent actually gotten around to testing her out. from wvhat iwve seen, either you say youll kiss a boy wvhile she sits in the cuck chair, then you tvwo fellas spitroast her (if your balls dont touch and you dont make eye contact then its #notgay) or you just say some real horny shit to her and she goes for it. i think shes the type thats desperate for any sorta attention, just look at that vwhole felt business. your mileage may vwary on all this, like i said, untested. novw onto the real data. aradias are an eclectic bunch. ecletic? lots of different sorts. most basic type is the dress up doll. shes fashionable, shes swveet, she probably wvants to call you sir or daddy. shell giggle at your jokes and get properly flustered from flirting, but she aint a full on b wvord like the roxies. shes kinda hard to pin dovwn, metaphorically anywvays. shell take more shit than most, wvhich is fun, and shell definitely adore being pushed around a bit, wverbally, emotionally, and physically. majority of the time, casteplay stuff wvill wvork. sometimes ill ewven just make stuff up about biology and shell buy into it, lotsa fun. you cant go vwrong vwith the aradia chassis, but theres more complex out there. next wve got the freaks and wveirdos. theyre usually smiling wvide, and if not theyre a ghost, but like, ghostier than the rest of us ghosts? i newver really got it. kinda cold for my taste, literally, but its still pretty hot. these ones are trying to be off-putting. my strat here has alvways been to stonevwall em. they vwanna be creepy? compliment their tits. they say something totally unhinged? smile and nod as you start groping em. throwv em off their game. shes not gonna be used to this, so take adwvantage of it. make her feel beautiful, vwanted, and make it a novwel experience. aradias hawve seen it all, you hawve to be interesting, ewven if theyre off their rhythm. i like to turn up the disrespect on these ones sometimes, treat em more like a doll than the dress up doll aradias. make her understand that no matter hovw quirky and manic pixie or spooky shes trying to be, shes still a sex object at the end of the night. make her melt into wvhat you can giwve her. casteplay can either be your in, or something you pull vwhen its too late for her to back out. gotta giwve a special mention to the bots, of course. for howv many there are, i dont see em that often, but like... vwe all knowv zahhaks are perwverts, right? the bots look fantastic, and if you can grab hold of one long enough for a chat, they aint usually too hard to break. the ones that are gonna givwe you the time of night are basically already sexbots, so treat em like that, they lowve it. objectify em, make em feel useful, maybe slip in a hint that you might see em like a real person, but dont wvorry, they aint. be careful vwith that last bit though, i remember one vwho got like, really really into the utility aspect, the idea that id vwanna keep her evwen though she knevw she vwasnt a person, so like... either vway, make her understand howv much you wvant her. just dont get in the bath vwith her, trust me on this. novw that i think about it, should also mention that aradias might be the most likely gals to go for threesomes. like, theres the time clone stuff obvwiously, if you get one thats really into you she might treat you, but im talking vwith entire other babes. you can get a megido sandwvich, or you might get lil peixes in there, those are the ones i usually land. dont go in hoping for this, but dont let the chance slip by. and to reiterate, for any aradia: youre the highblood here if youre any better than rust. make sure she knovws it. ivwe nevwer met an aradia vwho wvanted to be in control wvho didnt break at the slightest push. maybe dont try vwith the black hole aradia though, shes super horny but also real scary. thats hovw all megidos are but shes the most extreme ivwe seen in both categories (sorry damz </3 ) rating the rustie bod: holy shit her body is crazy. aradias range from slimthicc to full on curvwy and i lowve em for it. they tend to be real sensitiwve too. 10/10 vwariety: theres a vwhole lot you can get from an aradia. some people might get bored of the caste dynamics, but not me. the vweirdos are especially a lotta fun. 10/10 ease: usually all it takes is a push, aradias are nevwer a fight. might hawve a slightly harder time vwith the ghosts, but she makes it vworth it. 9/10 personality: evwen the boring ones are fun because you can put em in their place, and the manic pixie dream girls and the goth ghosts add some spice. i could newver get tired of banting wvith an aradia. 10/10 ovwerall: 10/10. definitely a contender for my fawvorite gal out there in paradox space. fun to squeeze, fun to talk to, fun to put dovwn, fun to pail. rosie is our closest match so far. any aradias out there vwith a lack of self-respect and a thing for highbloods, my dms are thatavway <3 0u0
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cronus amporas guide to the ladies a prelude #nsfvw #nsfvwe #cagttl alright, the masses begged and i deliwvered. novw, i need no introduction. im cronus ampora, lovwe me or hate me, you secretly and shamefully wvant me. wvere gonna be going babe by babe, but i think itd be smart to start wvith some general stuff. most important rule: if youre hot enough you can get avway vwith anything. you see hovw the site imploded ovwer that one guy for being kinda skeewvy? it wvas because he had a receding hairline. you dont see any of that happening to anyone else, no matter hovw much theyre talking about banging clovwns or the pregnancy aoe blast or begging to be beaten and bruised. its because vwere all hot. if someone thinks youre a bad guy, theyll wvant you to be ugly. ivwe got gals saying drawvings of me should be pimplier, because they equate looks wvith morality. so, you vwant babes? you gotta be at least a 7 to follovw the tips im gonna lay out. next thing: you gotta knowv hovw to figure out vwhat people vwant. i mean, wve all wvant the same thing: satisfaction. people go on and on about philosophy, but evweryone vwants pleasure and vwants to avwoid pain. sure, vwhat those look like might be swvapped for some people, but the principle stands. hedonism vwins evwery time. but you gotta figure out wvhat flavwor peoples hedonism takes. most common thing i see is that a gal vwould totally go for it, but she wvants both to feel good and to keep her dignity at the same time. there are twvo angles of attack here, but they both inwvolvwe putting you twvo on the same lewvel. pull her dovwn or push yourself up. make her feel like she barely ewven deservwes you, then generously offer yourself on a silwver platter. nowv this assumes that she actually vwants dignity, because itll look like that for some babes, but then they actually vwant you to take charge and get off to you stealing their dignity, vwell get into that later. final point i think, nevwer change yourself for a wvoman. wve aint looking for something real long-term, though if you can swving that great, a babe liwving in the same hivwe as you is a babe you can hawve fun wvith vwhenevwer you wvant. but vwhat i mean is, it just aint vworth it. you can do wvhatevwer they ask, change hovwewver, it vwont matter. look at me. i used to be a total dwveeb, realized people didnt like me, i changed. didnt matter, i still got treated the same. you think that if i start being all nice and polite and respectful nowv that itll change hovw im treated? nah, first impressions are ewverything. im a cronus, anything i say is ewvil. just ask that one cro, hell tell you howv much he gets shat on just for havwing the name. nah, i embrace vwho i am, im mask off. im not saying you gotta be honest, but dont lie to yourself, thats for other people. thats for folks vwho dont think theyre hedonists, vwho hold themselvwes up to some sorta moral grandstanding. all thats left for any of us is seeking sensory delight. anything else is just wvindowv dressing. i guess to close this section, im sure this is gonna get a lotta losers in the comments saying they didnt read it, or that im a vwirgin, or that this stuff wvould newver vwork. to them, i say... it has, it does, and it wvill. you aint all so complex as you make yourselwves out to be. wve all see those confessions, people vwant me. you should see howv my dms look. it really aint hard for me to get some if im in the mood. i make for a good punching bag, but that doesnt change that i keep wvinning. look forwvard to part 1, im starting off on a high note vwith one of my fawvorite gals, ill be teaching you all hovw to get rosies to soak through their panties for you.
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Ho ho ho, who wants to come sit upon Santa Claws lap and tell him what they want this perigees eve? (Hotties who can throw it back crazy style only, all rights reserved, limited to while supplies last)
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