♦ pitied by @gnarlyConsolist
I paid the price. I shouldn't have trusted the impro8a8le...
feels like its been ages since iwve gotten some proper sleep. being on all the time is starting to mess wvith my pan a bit.
That makes sense actually. I was. Pre9ccupied last night, s9 I didn't see.
p3opl3 f1ght th31r clon3s? 1 thought 1t w4s l1k3 f1ght1ng w1th your tongu3 1.3 m4k1ng out! #sw4g
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No+. Did yo+u fo+rget I have an acco+unt? I wasn't laughing at yo+u, I tho+ught it was kinda ado+rable.
yeah thats p much all you can do
I'm sure you'll get it next time, dear!
100%
well i think ya let them have their damn date instead of selfishly puttin' yerself in the way of it.
l00k, i d0 a l0t t0 c0mpr0mise my dignity f0r the whims 0f attractive insane bitches but i draw the line at pickles in nutella.
SAME IM SO MAD. well i didn't sleep but i did miss it
I can admit when I am 8ested, especially 8y the 8est.
i dunno if i picked a bad time to do it, or if i just don't have that kind of "pull", but i didn't get any.
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im being hOpeful. ina way if nOthing matters then everything is in. because nOthing is.
Cronus Ampora's Guide to the Ladies Part 3b: Jane Crocker @gutsyGumshoe #nsfwv #nsfvwe #dubcon #cagttl This is a public apology and retraction of my last CAGttL. At least, the parts rewvolvwing the Ms. Jane Crocker mentioned abowve. After a long and informatiwve presentation I hawve come to the understanding that I, Cronus Ampora, cannot handle allat. She is a vwoman vwho knowvs wvhat she wvants and vwill take it. You can not handle allat either. Trust me. Those that can handle allat are beyond our mortal ken. If you wvant to try, may your gods havwe mercy upon your soul. Her Rating: Appearance: Ms. Jane Crocker is a beautiful full-bodied wvoman wvith a wvide collection of fashionable pantsuits. She is totally and utterly confident in manner, wvhich is the most attractivwe thing of all. 10/10 Variety: There's nothing she can't do if she sets her pan to it. She's vwell-educated, wvell-mannered, and highly motivwated. She can do classy, cruel, and clandestine as she so chooses. 10/10 Ease: You can't handle allat. 0/10 Personality: Nothing I can add I hawven't already said. You should consider yourself lucky to enjoy her company. Ovwerall? 10/10. The platonic ideal of Jame Crocker. I humbly apologize for lumping you in vwith the rest of the "twvee" ones. I'm going hivwe nowv. I need a cold shovwer and a change of pants. This girl is scary.
your part wvont be coming for a wvhile novw, sorry toots
ayyyoooooo
literally no matter hovw much people bitch and wvhine. in their heart of hearts. they wvant me <3
MY L1F3 15 L1K3 4V1D30 G4M3......TR1YNG H4RRDTO B347 7HE S74G3 4LL WH1L3 1 4M 571LL C0LL3C7I7NG C01N5 :( #LYR1C5
gog. not partaking in "smash or pass." fuckin' hell. #nsfw ♪
I was not referenced. Hmm. 🤔
DeSpite yOur beSt effOrtS I am StiLL aLive.
;)
あなたのアジア人の女高生よ。服をボロボロに破いてもいいわ。性的に満足させて。そのために角を使ってね。 #nsfw
ねえ、ただ友達としてあなたを助けようとしてるだけだよ。その振る舞いを見る限り、溜まった性的エネルギーが明らかに問題を引き起こしてるようだ。
holly yappatron
you got it, comin right up
i dont knowv if i evwen vwanna finish it nowv
do it again
<<"i-i t-think if i tried i'd get so nervous i'd throw up...">>
you first
いつもムラムラだよ。ラチューラは？
I am, as well. There is no need for concern. #ROBOBONER
:33< im nyat pent up but i am always #horny #nsfw
<<"a-a lot of the time, y-yeah...">>
that leijon/strider fusion sprite
O+h fo+r fuck's sake... To+ anyo+ne go+ing to+ get a tatto+o+ o+r a piercing, PLEASE, fo+r the lo+ve o+f whatever deity o+r deities yo+u may o+r may no+t believe... DO+ NO+T SHO+W UP WITH ALCO+HO+L IN YO+UR SYSTEM!!! It will no+t help with the pain in any no+table way, and it WILL thin yo+ur blo+o+d o+ut, in such a way that it makes the entire pro+cess much mo+re dangero+us. No+t o+nly will yo+u twitch subco+nscio+usly, mo+re easily, but yo+u'll also+ bleed mo+re, to+ the po+int o+f risking ho+spitalizatio+n, depending o+n what yo+u're having do+ne. And if yo+u are getting a traditio+nal cavern style tatto+o+, this applied DO+UBLY so+, because the ink is already mixed with a slight bit o+f numbing drug that will kick in mo+re, the lo+nger the sessio+n go+es o+n fo+r. Also+, it's no+t even midday! Why wo+uld yo+u sho+w up fo+r a bo+dy mo+dificatio+n befo+re lunch time, already slurring yo+ur wo+rds and seeing do+uble fro+m having drank so+ much?! #nsfw #drugs #bo+dymo+ds #reallifesafetyinfo+
WEAK. PATHETIC. DROWN IN IT. FEEL IT. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. FUCK.
im literally not ewven the first fella to make that kinda post, just saying. theres a vwendetta against me, no one gets mad at the assholes saying gutterblood instead of rustie, its alwvays about keeping the nice men like me dowvn
Me to+o+. I'm no+t sure if we're talking abo+ut the same o+ne, but even if no+t, I think it's fair to+ wo+rry abo+ut mo+st o+f them.
...I worry a8out that girl. #Dashwatching
SOULLESS. AN EXPRESSION OF PAIN. LOVE ME. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b4bb1924eefc.png
ugh i cant believe im agreein with what that 1 ampora said i hate it #platonic
< I WOKE HARD AS FUCK, AND IT'S DRIVING ME INSANE. #NSFW >
a motherfucker needs a smoke. or somethin' harder. #substance
heard and ignored. i'm gonna fall on my ass however many times it takes to learn my lesson! 8J
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THAHAT'S NOT THE POINT THE POINT IS THAHAT THE CHIT IS FUNNY. :o/
is it somethin i said
wow people are getting really transparent about their sex lives here anyways im really into seadwellers tbh theres just something about them yknow #nsfw
still got you smiling babe
// -prepares to write something NSFW and unhinged in replies- -takes psychic damage mid sentence- WELL. That's not happening.
evweryones out here just publicly admitting they think about me wvay more than i ewver think about them. and im the desperate one, okay
cannot sleep!!!
Disclaimer: I do not reclaim the title of Marquise Spinneret Mindfang. I am not accepting inquiries at this time a8out it.
Hm! Logging off.
what do you mean no more events what about my sleepover i was finally going to have a sleepover like a normal girl i never th0ught i c0uld have friends but i was g0ing t0 have a sleep0ver im s0 stupid im s0 stupid
aww no love for the wicked ;p https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/3826e0d0252d:png
need someone to donate their biceps or spheres to sчffocate me with in the next ten minчtes ;( or i;ll #nsfw
in all honest7 i’d probabl7 just sa7 7ou’re hot regardless, be(ause 7ou’re hot regardless
(=｀ω´=) < I LOVE IT WHEN PURPLEBLOODS LITTERALLY USE ME AS THEIR PERSONAL BULGE SL33VE, I MIGHT HAVE A PROBLEM... ANYWAY MY DMS ARE ALWAYS OPEN!!! (=^･^=)(=｀ω´=)(=^ェ^=) #NSFW
(=｀ω´=) < I AM BORED ANYONE WANNA GET FRISKY WITH THIS KITTY AND SLIDE INTO MY DMS!!! #NSFW
who want me #nsfw #billclinton #billclintonpleasetouchme #iwantyou
you wvant me so bad it makes you look omega
ugh fine since you all vwant me so badly #nsfvw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cca9fbd3ce2f.png
can someone please tell me if this is good or bad? https://i.imgur.com/AXtbMQM.png
they uptight as shell
i like me thats wwhat counts
As my o+ne remaining filled quadrent + my ever lo+yal mo+irail I appreciate it but frankly I do+n't mind being single. It's nice to+ no+t have tro+lls clamo+ring to+ fill a pail. #nsfw
I'm in a weird rut. Usually I have at least so+meo+ne in my quadrents but as o+f right no+w I'm single in mo+st regards. Pro+ject best to+ take it in stride fo+r no+w. I'll enter a new relatio+nship when it co+mes to+ me I suppo+se.
@gnarlyCo+nso+list Are we still o+n fo+r o+ur date later? I believe yo+u mentio+ned so+me o+f tho+se video+ game characters having so+me fascinating aesthetics. Maybe I co+uld make a few o+f them fo+r yo+u.
NONO ITS FINE, DONT WORRY ABOUT IT ITS NOT YOUR FAULT JUST. DEPTH PERCEPTION IS A BITCH SOMETIMES.
I miss him.
did everyone miss me??? if ya missed me like pity hate mediate reply rechitt block or ignore this post
((I figured out what happened last night. One of those little chemical imbalances that hit you out of nowhere, maybe aided by one too many(tm). I need to work on that, but I'm not going anywhere. I think I just got too in my head about this game and bluh. I'm not going anywhere (yet) but I will be taking this a little bit more slowly. Special thanks to @woeGothic for being there))
haha too bad
youre going to make me say it out loud? fine. pyrope, do i still hawve a chance of hooking up vwith you? cuz yesterday you said i did. and like, i think vwe havwe great chemistry. zz;)
:33 < purridan, i bought a purridan branded cup and it said furr33 refills, but when i tried to refill it, the worker called me a lowwblood and spat in my eye. :33 < how do i get my money back?
Please ensure y9u've d9ne everything y9u needed t9 6ef9re resting. It's 6etter d9ne early than waiting til the last sec9nd.
Oh no, gang! Again! It looks like on top of everything else, @comedysTradegy's bedroom door got nailed shut with her sleeping in there! How're we gonna get out of this one? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/86cafdfc2cdd.png
are you a vault? because i closed the door and can't get out, help.
((how does one politely ask another rper to be actual friends bc u fw their vibe...
HOT? IT’S SO GOGDAMN COLD. #PSEUDOWINTER
okay yeah i should get off the site for a bit. even that bit of attention was a lot!
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1t's too w1ld even for me...
1 W4S BUSY L1V1NG MY L1F3 WH4T TH3 FUCK 1S GO1NG ON W1TH #3R1D4NW33K
P4N HURTS. >:(
NO I MEANT CANCEL
D --> I'm going to destroy a moon
I have accidentally misgendered one of my dear constituents, and must now commit seppuku at dawn. Thank you all for understanding.
raMped out the window of My hivesteM eMergency rooM B(
ST0P PITYING MY CHITS
Well it was 9nly a matter 9f time 6ef9re my radness 6egan t9 appr9ach y9urs. N9t that I c9uld ever dwarf y9u, 9f c9urse. It's just that I've n9ticed that y9u and I are quite in sync in a l9t 9f the time. Like right n9w. It's fun, isn't it?