Fizzno Sufnik
@goeticAssimilation
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I'M SICK OF EVERYONE PRETENDING THAT FAYGO IS INHERENTLY ALCOHOLIC OR SOPORIFIC IN SOME WAY. IT ISN'T A DRUG IN ANY CAPACITY- NOT ANY MORE THAN ANY ENTIRELY TOO SUGARY SODA IS. IT REALLY IS JUST FUCKING SODA, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FUCK UP A TROLL BY GIVING THEM A BOTTLE OF FAYGO. AT BEST THEY'RE JUST GOING TO GET A SUGAR RUSH. NOW, I THINK I KNOW WHERE THIS COMMON MISCONCEPTION COMES FROM. CLOWNS ARE KNOWN TO SPIKE THEIR FAYGO, OR TAKE IT ALONGSIDE OTHER SHIT THAT'LL FUCK THEIR PAN UP FOR A BIT. THIS IS CORRELATION, NOT CAUSATION. I CAN'T BELIEVE ANYBODY ACTUALLY BELIEVES THIS SHIT, COME ON NOW. A WARRIOR SPECIES WHO EVOLVED TO SUBJUGATE TRILLIONS OF DISTANT STARS, INCAPACITATED BY A REDPOP? YOU'RE INSANE.
Truly one of the biggest practical jokes played on trollkind. It is hilarious to think people are still falling for it to this day.
I Am sUrprIsEd by thE hIvE sIzEs fOr thIs bUrgAndy dIstrIct I hAvE fOUnd mysElf In. hOw dO thEy kEEp lIbrArIEs wIth sUch lIttlE spAcE? AddItIOnAlly, why dO nOnE Of thEm lEAvE thE hIvE whEn I wAlk by, I cAn sEE thEm pEEkIng thrOUgh thE cUrtAIns. gOOdnEss, pErhAps I hAvE brOkEn sOmE sOcIAl cOnvEntIOn...
oh darlin'... lot of us are used to seein' a purpleblood Comin' as a si6n of imminent Cullin'. sometimes mass Cullin'. that sorta fear is hard to shake. u︵u
Oh gOOdnEss, Is thErE pErhAps A UnIvErsAl sIgn Of 'I Am nOt hErE tO cUll yOU?' pErhAps I shOUld pUt A sIgn ArOUnd my nEck...
Ha√ing a lowbl%ded, or at least midbl%ded, friend walk with you is one of the better ways, Sister. Cheerful accompaniment can show you're not a threat, not yet.
^not yet lmao god you guys are so fucked up>
E√en if I mean no harm when spreading the mirthful gospel I still ha√e a moirail to protect.
i d0 n0t agree with a l0t 0f the acti0ns d0ne in the name 0f the mirthful messiahs but i think a l0t 0f pe0ple w0uld be happier if they listened t0 their serm0n "miracles" and actually underst00d the message ab0ut appreciating all the little beauties in life :)
What people tend to forget is the Mirth part. Most people are already li√ing by our ideals they just aren't being religious about it
i d0 think in a kinder w0rld the 0riginal message 0f the mirthful messiahs c0uld have g0ne unc0rrupted by the vi0lent reframing 0f the empire and we c0uld all relax and crack 0pen a fayg0 with "the b0ys" in peace and harm0ny
I hear you there, sister. It's all about doing what makes YOU happy
evenin', folks! m'sorry i was so foCused on Clowns yesterday mornin', i was real tired and just sayin' anythin'. apolo6ies to the purples, please don't beat me t'death. but toni6ht's delivery sChedule is lookin' deCently short! so if ya need an emer6enCy delivery, just y'all toss me a messa6e and i'll see if i Can't drop by! ^◡^
We all say things we don't mean when we're tired
Would I look nice tied up? @_@ #nsfw
Probably
sIdEshOws 54:11 “yOU EvEr nOtIcE hOw thE lOUdEst mOthErfUckErs AlwAys thE OnE whO mIssEd thE jOkE? vOlUmE AIn’t cOnvIctIOn, kIn It’s jUst InsEcUrIty wIth A mEgAphOnE. sIt dOwn, shUt Up, And lIstEn fOr thE lAUghtEr UndErnEAth thE nOIsE. thAt shIts thE mEssIAhs.” #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
One of my fa√ourite passages
✐ᝰ I can't say mean things about high bloods because I want to remain employable. But. I will say this. Fuckin'....Scary man. Stop doing that. ᝰᝰ
B%
✐ᝰ I know lots of things about lots of stuff. Been to lots shows and the like. It's my job as a historian!!! ᝰᝰ
Maybe you'd like to come document the circus some time. I'll throw in a free press ticket for accuracy
✐ᝰ WELL. All my documentation is ACCURATE. My boss VALUES his reliability, and therefore my reliability as his student and mentee! I would love to document your circus!!! ᝰᝰ
Sounds like a plan then. I'll drop a link in your DMs s%n for access to the tickets
What ar3 y'all2 favorit3 workout2? What day at th3 gym do you g3t 3xcit3d for?
I find whip-cracking works the forearms more than curls do.
>>^o^n the s^o^fa kicking my feeties thinking ab^o^ut big beefy men
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