Azazel
@goldenScarab
GUESS WHAT I FOUND ((Zaz is a demon and will act accordingly. He is an asshole and a motherfucker and also acts like a teenage boy. If he's being too much feel free to say in dms! I'll back off!))
Ide★: Give grubs swords
guns and rocket launchers would be funnier i think
Swords ★re cooler.
yeah but consider the little squeals when the others go flying from the blast!!
:33< anyabody else wanna furk oogie boogie? :33< no? :33< just meow? :33< okay :(( :33< #nsfw
crazy fabric burn on your bulge, babe
:33< oh mew silly purrson :33< im the bottom here :33< it would be in my nook :33< #nsfw #nsfwe?
ohhhh my bad crazy yeast infection then
:33< YES! :33< i win!
ok yay
My first evil act of t)(e day is establis)(ing free )(ealt)(care and taxing t)(e ric)(
fucking diabolical
You could all benefit from bein moore evil
you're so right i should do something more evil
maybe i should kidnap someone. that might be fun. #cw-kidnapping
okay but if you do can you keep them because the last thing we need is anotherw catch and rwelease
pshh, i kept like 17 different people before and they only got out when i let em or they died!! easy peasy!
as long as it trwends morwe towarwds the dying half because when you kidnap and then let them go laterw all it does is crweates a bunch of whinerws it s like an invasive species
ah i getcha. yeah ive only ever let two go- one is technically still my. something. child maybe? not sure. and the other i thought would be funny, and i was right!
okay that sounds like a whole lot of stockholm syndrwome and otherw things to unpack which i don t rweally think i have time orw carwe forw but happy forw you i think but forw the otherw one yeah as long as something is forw the bit it is prwetty much always worwth it
no i mean literally i raised that thing since it was like 5. xiao-chao on the other hand freezes up and starts hissing a little when he so much as hears my name its so fucking funny
should I revival my ask box? can't you people just ask me questions normally?
what
do you not have a bop-it. twist it. pull it. bop it.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fbb4dd310e9a.jpg ?
yeah that. how big is it
I'm not sure that's what you're talking about.
it is. mini bop-its are hilarious to me personally. early stage stimming machine
oh, I probably have one lying around somewhere. I'd have to go to my. old place.
oh just get a new one. twist it spin it pull it bop it
pass it...
WOAH not while im on the clock "bud"!!!
[O] Oh. Yes.] [S] Shrimp taped inside of boss' computer shell have been removed.] [C] Could not risk their discovery.] [T] Two wipes. Smell was atrocious. Informed boss that I could not in fact smell anything.] [A] Apparently he believes that said smell was himself, as entire outer office has been filled with fine cloud of cologne for days.] [P] Possible lung damage?]
expensive or cheap cologne
[A] Assuming expensive given his taste.] [H] However even fine cologne becomes horrific in huge quantity.]
true! but if its only for two wipes you're almost certainly fine. unless he takes this to mean its working. then you better invest in a gas mask
anyway. whiLLe you peopLLe were fucking up your rescue attempts ive been making candy -v-
can i have some
LLook me up on threatsy ive got the goods on there -v-
hell yeh