Azazel
@goldenScarab
GUESS WHAT I FOUND ((Zaz is a demon and will act accordingly. He is an asshole and a motherfucker and also acts like a teenage boy. If he's being too much feel free to say in dms! I'll back off!))
watch out for giant mosquitos!!
yall ever lock in so hard your ass hurts from fucking sitting at your desk
why do humans 'date' anyway? isnt the goal just to fuck and reproduce? #nsfw
I wanna cause more problems on purpose
maybe i should kidnap someone. that might be fun. #cw-kidnapping
okay but if you do can you keep them because the last thing we need is anotherw catch and rwelease
as long as it trwends morwe towarwds the dying half because when you kidnap and then let them go laterw all it does is crweates a bunch of whinerws it s like an invasive species
okay that sounds like a whole lot of stockholm syndrwome and otherw things to unpack which i don t rweally think i have time orw carwe forw but happy forw you i think but forw the otherw one yeah as long as something is forw the bit it is prwetty much always worwth it
actually come to think of it. how do relationships work? ive been calling kuzu my boyfriend because thats what humans say but ill be honest i really have no idea how thats supposed to like, work? like i had a friend, a best friend even, when i was back in heaven but?? thats kinda like being best friends with your brother. cause by the kind of definition of human language we are all siblings, and being with another angel is GROSS. being with a human is gross. being with a vampire is kinda like fucking a fleshlight that talks back but its not like we have reproductive organs to begin with. sure i had 16 vocal chords and spoke like an organ but its not like we had anything else. or needed it. #nsfw
kuzu switched all my test samples around and made me blow up half my lab this means war
i need to kick a proverbial wasps nest again the rush of delight i got from that wasnt enough
Siiiiighs. No one would ever kidnap me :( #cw-kidnapping
I'll know :) #vagueposting
to be honest i kinda forget that im inhabiting a human sometimes. not really used to things like reproductive organs and biological functions. like, sometimes the body gets super mucus-y and kuzu laughs at me because im all poofy and red but it seems like a real waste of body energy more than anything else. flavor is fun though. i like flavors.
"azazel you cant play that song anymore" oh so when you listen to the cultural music of your people its a grand showing of talent and elegance and dedication to the arts but when *I* play the slur song--
CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE COMPLETED YOUR FIRST MODULE ON INAPPROPRIATE WORKPLACE LANGUAGE--
according to my partner my toxic trait is that i think its funny to open people up surgically and jerk off to and over their innards #gore #nsfw #nsfwe #cw-surgery #cw-medical
yknow while id never say kuzu's birth name (i have SOME standards) i do think the shit he called himself is kinda funny. like he changed it recently so that it's 具奏詩 but he really fuckin did call himself 屑死. comes with the territory of his family and like, whole country being super matriarchal i guess
ok so turns out those pills kuzu dared me to take were "adhd meds" and they did something crazy to the body im borrowing that made me like, be able to lock in. shits crazy. i dont like em though they get rid of my insane allure so i shan't be taking them again
i bet that fucking exorcism put the holy energy in me. disgusting.
downside to having forbidden knowledge is knowing that tacobell exists and that i cant enforce it on the universe as a whole that i exist within
KUZU THREW OUT MY BUCKET OF WET SLOP IM CHANGING ALL THE LABELS ON HIS MEDS
why do i feel like ive gotten more done in the last hour than i have in the previous six centuries
Youre going in the crystal buddy
