♦ pitied by @golgathasTenor
I am Chopped but I am Kind.
I've got that DOG in me. *curls ↑ on the ground* *★ts whimpering*
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒉⒋ — @gardenGuided Jade (?) To the Jades out here: do you guys REALLY have the urge to chase purrbeasts? What do you think of all the Nepetas on here? And. Yep. Those are all the Questions I have… NO WAIT. Do you or do you not ✂ holes in your clothing to accommodate for your tails? Do all Jades have tails? OK OK *NOW* THAT’S IT. What’s happening, chat! Here’s an exciting one (⒈)! It’s JADE! I adore her, really. She’s such a ray of moonshine. But let’s not WASTE TIME! Let’s MAKE SPACE! (LOL!) Let’s Take A Gander at Jade! (Harley?) I’m eager to get into what separates THIS Jade from the Others, but let’s first acknowledge what she is: a GARDENER OF PHILANTHROPY. This Jade cares A LOT for the people around her. The type to put others’ care and safety before her own (and probably the type to frown bereavedly at squished bugs). She is, without doubt, the whimsy she wants to be. Her kind and innocent behavior coaxes you to put your prongs together and D’AWWINGLY SWOON for the unwavering kindness she has to offer. It’s a fresh breath of air from a lot of the DRAMA that BEGS to be stirred. Like all Jades, she functions at her own wavelength and tries to keep her head ↑ at ALL TIMES. She is silly, fun, and an OPTIMIST through and through. All she wants from YOU is to see you happy and smiling. Even out of those who elicit disgust in their wake, she is AMAZINGLY UNDETERRED. Her pusher is far too large to be affected by their Metaphorical Venom. I think a lot of us should take after her in that aspect. However, this is as far as the similarities go. Though she tries her best to conceal it, you notice a subtle disconnect that comes with her demeanor: a positivity that feels too much of a veneer to feel genuine. An uncertainty with what she says and when she says it. A tenuous veil that tears away to reveal her FEAR. Layers and layers of it. She carries herself with an AIR OF WHIMSY akin to those who wear her name. But in truth, it’s her that wears theirs. This Jade has made continual reference that she herself grapples with what to make of her IDENTITY. She needs an anchor to stay grounded to her selfhood for she doesn’t truly know WHO SHE IS. The VANILLA WITCH forged her own destiny and changed her own SPACE, but you find that Jade follows a story that was ALREADY CARVED for her. (And I’m really sorry. It’s why my closest approximation of hate goes to the fact she won’t TRULY BE THE ORIGINALITY SHE SEEKS FOR in places destiny has already claimed.) It must hurt trying to live ↑ to the Name You Bear. When you try to stay in line with SO MANY OTHERS OF YOUR FACE, you are lost to the VIOLEVAGARIES OF THE SCHEME. The scheme that feeds on your idiosyncrasy, molecule by molecule, to stitch the space that punctuates one Jade to the next. Where do you begin and end? How is it that you know that you’re yourself and not just a FACE among many? Well. Here is a bit of wisdom, from one QUESTIONER OF THE SELF TO ANOTHER: Let Yourself Happen. It’s OK to not know where to ★t. It can even be simple: notice your similarities, your differences, and what you truly ♥ between them. Does this complete you? Do you feel like a person that matters? This is the part where you understand that you have the AUTONOMY to break the norm. Choice is a beautiful thing, and you are FULL OF IT. No one (⒈) is asking for you to be JUST JADE. Don’t forget that. There was nothing to find in the labyrinth but yourself. (SUSPECTED CLASSPECT: NOT APPLICABLE?... … ROGUE OF SPACE? It's OK to change. The creativity to be more was always in you. You are a person deserving of the ♥ you lend to others. Thank you for staying tonight.) AWOOOO! Was that bad? OK. Yeathatwasbad. Never again. Honk! BE SURE TO GIVE JADE a big BIG follow, and an EVEN BIGGER HUG, and I’ll see you in the next one! #gandertag
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒈⒐ — @pearlescentPetals Azalea Tulipa DIS-CLAM-ER!!! This post makes mention of some good ol’ (Bad) #BODYHORROR AND #GORE! If that leaves a BAD TASTE IN YOUR MOUTH, please keep scrolling! So. FASHION. I don’t have a lick of it, admittedly, so I’m a little Out Of My Field when I 🗨 about someone (⒈) who clearly knows it like an old friend. What I DO KNOW, however, is how rampant and VIOLENT fashion trends can be. I see some folks wearing accessories like statements. Particularly about WHO THEY ARE. Pick your poison like coloured flowers, let’s Take A Gander at Azalea Tulipa! (The crowd ★es at me with ARRANT DISGUST. IDIOT, THAT DOESN’T EVEN RHYME!) Azalea is an outward, self-confident, and informed jeweller. If you have any fashion troubles, Azalea’s your INFLUENCER TO CONSULT. She runs a POPULAR BUSINESS specializing in PEARLS of all sorts of shapes and colors. Personally, her ACCESSOCATALOG is pleasing to the bulb! She clearly KNOWS WHAT SHE’S DOING, a master of her field. She is a violent sort of ARTIST. Her work, besides designing and creating the accessories themselves, involves cultivating colored pearls, though the MEANS OF ATTAINMENT are pretty gory; often requiring a blood sample or a LIVING HOST to AS-SUME THE DYE of their blood. The process of the FORMER speaks for itself; submerging undyed pearls into pools of blood to absorb the colour of origin. The LATTER (and her undeniably preferred method) involves sowing ‘seeds’ into the skin of a living host——LUSUS OR TROLL——and harvesting the ripe pearls once ripe enough. This consent hems between a cautious YES or NO, but there’s nothing a little poison can fix! (Apparently!) In the same violet vein, Azalea is a WELL-INFORMED TOXICOLOGIST. Inference tells me she has all sorts of poisons at her disposal and at the ready for use when someone (⒈) ABSTAINS FROM COLOR STAINS. It doesn’t matter where you sit in the hemospectrum; she’ll likely have something that will make you keel over in paralysis. (I saw what you did to Pascal.) I would never expressly state there’s anything BAD about a person, but there are times where you can pick ↑ more UNSAVORY TRAITS from someone quicker than the likable ones. In this case, Azalea VERY EVIDENTLY lacks the skill of ACCOUNTABILITY, even as we watched her continual accounts of TROLLNAPPING. Her best guess of apologizing involves running away from the problems she causes, feeling guilt only because she was CAUGHT, not for the action itself. Azalea is most prominently a testament to NURTURE: being raised around poison desensitizes her to a point where she doesn’t realize she breathes it through her every word, hurting the people around her and facilitating ADDICTION to those who accept her viscosity. A sickly situation. I hope you didn’t think this would be a MEAL FOR YOUR EGO, because that would be REALLY EMBARRAS-SING. I ✎ psychoanalyses, not ♥ letters. To put it flatly: you are a xerox of a person. A platitude with interweb access. You’re a scourgeon too careless to vivisect your own flaws, s↑eriority complex fogging any semblance of a guilty conscience. Tell me, Azalea, have you noticed how you need people to matter in your own skin? That’s why you cling to relationships that have already died. It’s why you keep running back to Pascal. She made you FEEL LIKE SOMEONE. A part of you grieves your chains on her, but she has already moved on and ★ted to heal from your venom. You think you’ll be fine without the attention of other people, but you Literally Cannot Function WITHOUT them. Beyond the pretty colors of your actions, you live off hurting other people. ♥ is a VERB, a DOING WORD. It isn’t something you can grasp in the palm of your prong, or something you can force onto someone (⒈) else until they concede to you. But I think you can change. I s↑pose it's the optimism in me, but I reckon everyone can improve. After all, none of us are perfect. It ★ts with knowing YOURSELF. Beyond a completely imaginary standard constructed from blood, you are not really BETTER THAN ANY OF US. Never forget. Your fins will never excuse your choices. (SUSPECTED CLAS-SPECT: THIEF OF BLOOD?) Yep. I’ll see you guys in THE NEXT ONE. #gandertag
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