I'VE BEEN STUDYING HUMAN CULTURE. EXTENSIVELY. AND THOUGH IT MUST BE SAID. THEIR QUADRANTS ARE FEW. AND MOSTLY BORING. THEIR POWER RELATIONS CAPTIVATE ME. IF YOU WOULD CONSULT THE CHART BELOW. HTTPS://64.MEDIA.TUMBLR.COM/D47C6F35E5F0969E1E447289AEA88F08/EEA5A4ED8FBC33D1-62/S500X750/BE3721AD1DB02F1F57434F81013FC15D812CA9C1.GIF @GUTSYGUMSHOE @TIMAEUSTESTIFIED#0414 @GOLGOTHASTERROR @TIPSYGNOSTALGIC#2248 BY THE WAY. CAN ANYBODY TELL ME WHETHER I SHOULD BE TAGGING #JAKEDIRK OR #DIRKJAKE. #WHOISTHESEME #MYSTERYOFTHEAGES #ARGUINGWITHRANKMAID #FRIENDSHIPATRISK
It's DirkJake.
@ARCHIVEADDICT NEW INFORMATION HAS COME TO LIGHT. SUGGESTING THAT I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG. PLEASE MAKE SURE. AND INCORPORATE IT INTO YOUR WORLDVIEW. GOING FORWARD.
WAIT. HOLD ON. ARE YOU BEING TREACHEROUS OR JESTERFUL RIGHT NOW.
ugh! no! of course theyre both going to claim tophood independently of one another
I'm being neither treacherous nor jesterful at this moment in time, but rather a secret third thing; Deadass.
@ARCHIVEADDICT HE HAS SWORN ON HIS HONOR. DO YOU YIELD. DO I WIN THE #DIRKJAKE WAR.
@golgothasTerror do something!
Oh good grief. Its JAKE dirk. Like the big boss goes up front and every other dude follows behind!
@handMaid jake has never lied before ever! i know hes telling the truth! i think i win the #jakedirk war
@TIMAEUSTESTIFIED#0414 FACT CHECK. HAS JAKE EVER LIED BEFORE.