#nsfw #bulgerating @terminallyCapricious#2753 https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScbly6NLeS7p-MQb61x9AdAftQP_unmBPZ8Hg4R1AElPpz7Ew/viewform?usp=header While I'm at it, attaching my image of approval here. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c15a5232b436.png A bulge of concern. I feel strange reading it, given recent events. But the show must go on! Gamzee Makara is a subjuggulator who has earned a lot of respect from me across the various instances of myself gazing at his postings. Even if it's not necesssarily *THIS* Gamzee Makara. Hfff. Also. He is VAGUELY. Not too sure. But he is VAGUELY communing back with me as I try to read his bulge. It seems to be very angry mutterings. His chucklevoodoos must be particularly active! -------- Ｓｔａｔｓ Ｓｔｒｅｎｇｔｈ： 8 I do not know if this is because of his recently increased state of rage, or if it is always this powerful. Gamzee Makara's bulge is quite capable of breaking some of my digits if I mishandle it. This thought both excited and frightens me. Moreso, it makes me worry for his various partners he has had. Ｐｌｉａｂｉｌｉｔｙ： 6 I think this is a respectable statistic, and I am frankly glad it is somewhat inhibited here. Ｌｅｎｇｔｈ： 9 Hffff. Okayokay. Ihavehad. Thishighblood'sbulge onmypan for quite sometime. I can only imagine whatit would be like to be in a position in which he gets to loftily weigh it upon your face. Ｇｉｒｔｈ： 7 Heh. Hhehheh. Ｘ－Ｆａｃｔｏｒ： 5 His X-Factor is interesting. It comes from the subtle features. I will explain in full after the stats and attributes section. -------- Ａｔｔｒｉｂｕｔｅｓ Ｓｃｅｎｔ： He sort of smells like cough drops? A stale, sweet, medicinal taste. Which, frankly, if this were the medicine I were perscribed, I would be happy... Ｔａｓｔｅ： The taste is better than the smell. Like, the opposite of soap. There is a mustiness to it, that comes with the business, but still. The taste is much more lively than the smell. Ｔｅｘｔｕｒｅ： Rubbery, and, has a feature often seen in seadwellers. Microscales. The texture is smooth in one direction, but rough as he leaves. With his strength, I wouldn't be surprised if he could do some damage to a nook... Oh... That's what I saw... Weight: 2.4 Pounds. The X-Factor Score comes from the troll's texture, strength, and shape combination. His bulge has a weight distribution that leaves the base much denser than the tip. This means he is extra agile at the end, and his bulge likely curls in on itself in such a way when it's in you that it feels even bigger and better.
:o) THANKS FOR THE RATING MY GOOD MOTHER FUCKER. maybe you won't have to imagine it for much longer. IF YOU ALL UP AND DOWN WITH A MOTHER FUCKER STICKING HIS DIRTY FINGERS IN YOUR PAN AND PUPPETING YOU AROUND. the fact that you knew about the curling shit at the tip made me let out a damn nice honk.
OH JESUS CHRIST. CAN I GET A BREAK. MUST WE AIR THIS OUT.
what's wrong? YOU MISSING YOUR BROKEN FINGERS? or maybe you missing the way your eyes got all purple. I GUESS IT MUST MOTHER FUCKING SUCK. honk honk.
... Ok. :|
Oh okay!
Morepotassiumplease.