Khavah Kirbir
@gospelsGuillotine
/\ She/Her /\ /\ Dunno what to put here /\ /\ Prince of Rage /\ /\ Don't expect a ton from me here /\ ((Violence, could be nsfw in the future))
“GENE”: OKAY IS THERE *ACTṴALLY* ONE THAT MAKE FṴCHSIA KILL EACHOTHER OR IS THAT MADE ṴP FOR EMPIRE PṴRPOSES PROOF: THE SCIENTIFIC KIND EXIST RIGHT. NOT ONLY ANECDOTAL, CṴLTṴRAL, ETC. ANYBODY CHECK THIS
/\ Suspect it’s a cultural thing /\ /\ Lied about genetics to excuse power consolidation and make it seem natural /\ /\ But there’s a lot of universes out there /\ /\ Might be real somewhere /\
fuck what lalonde says, the howl never stops. AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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ATTE-NTEEON CHEETTR!! EE JUST HEET MY HE-LM!! WEETH A CANE-!!!!!!!!!!!!! EET EES E-SSE-NTEEAL YOU ARE- MADE- AWARE- OF THEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/\ Why /\
/\ Kind of an oxymoron /\
Awoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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it's pEtroA tImE for the next hOUr.
/\ What does that mean /\
yOU don't EvEn wAnnA know.
/\ Hard to care about Petroa hour then /\
fInE. the hIghwAys ArE 20x mOrE dAngeroUs, all bUggiEs go fAstEr by dEfaUlt, and all gas is twIcE as flAmmablE.
/\ Hm /\ /\ Might be able to use that last one /\
lEmmE know if AnythIng cOmEs of it that sOUnds hIlarioUs.
/\ Not for the people I set on fire /\ /\ #Violence /\
/\ Knowledge and power /\ /\ The more you have of one, the less you need the other /\ /\ The threshold is lower for knowledge, though /\ /\ People chase power and get their legs swept so easily /\
both, though. worked real well for me
/\ Hard to refute, it's true /\
꧁howstobecomeahelmspeson.꧂
/\ Be born with the right psionics /\
꧁Okayilltry꧂
/\ Good luck /\ /\ I guess /\
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Genuinely impressive how many badge-seekers append a "thank you" after Junior does the only thing it was programmed to do. Let me guess. You're polite to waitstaff? Professional butlers? Make a habit of picking up litter in your neighborhood?
/\ Not quite the dig you're intending it to be, I think /\
In my younger years, I often wondered what cabal of heiresses pockmarked the long line of Alternian un-succession prior to the fall of the empire. Now, thanks to Chittr, I have the misfortune of witnessing entire flocks of the future fallen firsthand. I see not every young fuchsia rises to meet the demands of their mantle. Don't get me wrong. I'm sure it must have seemed an impossible task. ... But come ON!! Some of you do not even seem to be trying! It becomes a matter of how dignified your attempts look to the public in the final throes and rattles! Have a little pride in yourselves! So for their benefit alone, I am organizing what I consider the baseline characteristics requisite to the survival of a young Alternian heiress, in case no one ever told you. It feels like a big fat durr, but who knows! Perhaps you ALL belong to the invisible generations relegated to the Easy-Fork Coven. I'm sorry your genetic predecessor didn't give a hoot how you turned out. Even you prong-fodder ought to SEEM respectable. Coming soon.
/\ Not sure a human is qualified to speak on this /\
Correct. You're not sure. Nor are you particularly qualified on the subject! :B
/\ Makes two of us, then /\
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/\ Depends on context /\ /\ A seven foot tall troll in a group of eight foot tall trolls is short /\ /\ But among six foot tall trolls, tall /\ /\ I think 5' 6" is a good benchmark for all at once, though /\
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spe(ifi(all7 those lil purse dogs. ver7 7app7
/\ You know damn well that's a lie /\
well fuck somepuppy’s gotta go in after them
Nuh uh
?? ?? ?? Casper Ru8y could 8e in danger I’m not just leaving them there
/\ “Without power, bravery is no virtue. For the weak, it is a liability.” /\
purple blood2 are hot but iim 2cared iim gonna become a 2acriifiice or ju2t get my a22 beat
/\ "Clown" and "purpleblood" are two different things /\