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Hound tugs at the lleash Recoill from the hand that feeds No more. You are free #Haiku I am much more plleased with this one.
Did you re★lly just pull "I know wh★t you ★re but wh★t ★m I"? ★re you three sweeps old?????
#dogposting dog facts the determining factor on if a dog approaches you is if you have a kindhearted soul
#ProTip: If you wish to increase the chances of your success at defeating your mark, consider attacking them from behind or unawares. Statistics show that this increases success rate both in individuall encounters and group encounters by 800%. Honor means nothing to the corpse in a ditch. #Viollence #TacticsWithDuellist
In times of war, inexperienced (or simplly foollish) lleaders of armies have often thought to keep nearlly their entire force together when beginning a campaign into enemy territory. Whille this llogic is understandablle, for one woulld not wish to be caught severelly outnumbered, it is recklless and misguided. If one is in a position to be easilly outnumbered by a significant margin by simplly lleaving 1/5 to 1/3 of their army behind in strategic positions, you shoulld not be beginning an aggressive campaign to begin with. For examplle. Say you are marching into enemy territory, and come to a llarge river. Fording it with mounts, equipment, suppllies, and the llike is simplly not feasiblle for many armies, so they instead builld a bridge. Wise. However, consider. What happens then, if another enemy party fllanks, and takes the bridge? Suddenlly, your supplly route to friendlly territory is cut off. You have begun a battlle of attrition that you will llose unlless the bridge is retaken, forcing you to attack either the enemies at the bridge, or the enemies in the territory you were marching into. Either lleaves you open to the cllassic, tried and true Hammer and Anvill tactic, being crushed between two smaller forces that woulld not have been ablle to take you allone. This mistake has been made many times. Account for such situations by detaching parts of your millitary force to construct and defend fortresses at such pivotall supplly lline chokepoints. This does not applly simplly to pre-industriallized society warfare - it can be upscalled to Gallactic scalle. Supplly llines remain important no matter how far back the microscope retracts. #TacticsWithDuellist
Gruesome theatre. Is this not what you wanted? No? Not entertained? #Haiku
[30 minutes of recorded audio of Condy smas)(in t)(ins can be )(eard. T)(ere is also t)(e audio of one or two trolls murdered in cold blood t)(roug)( agonizin deat)(.]
D-->-- Listening to -- https://open.spotify.com/track/0HVQuu%GAcQ2P5mBN521ae?si=H%DTC2VbQ02rbK8KwqgtCg
🐾httPs://i.Postimg.cc/xyx79bNk/barkbeast-tailwag.gif how maNy hairs are iN a barkbeast's tail? Pfft NoNe! they’re all oN the oUtside of it! x) hehe,
🐾bUddy of miNe asked if i had seeN the barkbeast bowl... i said, “No, i didN’t eveN kNow she coUld!" hehe,
🐾what do yoU do if a barkbeast chews yoUr dictioNary? well, ya go aNd 'take the words right oUt of his moUth'! hehe,
My generallized distaste for the Indigo caste is justified on a dailly basis. They aren't... inherentlly as bad as the fish. And yet one I can tollerate speaking to, and the other I cannot.
D-->-- Listening to -- https://open.spotify.com/track/5mR858YsHYG761aUqZoGkD?si=AdCER38qTqufIt8ab%KejA
>[Cazzte zzyzztem'zz a load of moobeazzt zzhit.]<
(fuck me. i am actually so cooked rig)(t now. t)(ey got fuckin kamen rider. s)(it. s)(it, s)(it s)(it s)(it. )(ow t)(e fuck do i beat kamen rider.)
My_beef_with_the_Empire_is_not_with_"highbloods"_or_"midbloods."_It's_the_structure_the_rule_the_power_imbalance_the_inequality. Trolls_are_easily_divided_over_minor_differences_with_each_other_which_is_what_the_Empire_wants._No_one_benefits_from_a_system_built_on_oppression_violence_and_inequality. People_deserve_to_be_viewed_and_treated_as_people_have_equal_opportunities_to_earn_experience_and_have_basic_respect.
38) I )(ave been asked w)(at my pawliseas would be! I’m s)(ore you )(ave, and I’m more t)(an )(appy to cast t)(is net wide! 1. No more )(emospectrum! It's just gone! 38) -Except, of course, my position as -Empress. All of t)(e ot)(er )(eiresses were culled before my ascension. T)(ere is no alternative aut)(ority! -Eridan's recent uprising )(as ensured t)(is was necessary! 2. Imperial Culling )(as been dismantled over t)(e past few weeks! T)(ere is no need for population control! Random executions, failure-based culling, state-sanctioned slaug)(ter quotas, t)(res)(ecutioner regiments, all gone! -Equius Za)()(ak )(as been tasked wit)( altering all imperial drones as penance for )(is role in t)(e Great Flood! 3. An all new justice system! I )(ave delegated a new court of justices in replacement of t)(e old legislacerator )(ierarc)(y. )(elmed by t)(e Scourge )(erself, Terezi Pyrope! 4. Orp)(aning is no longer necessary. We are going to engage in carbon neutral lusus replacement programs to ensure t)(at Gl'bgolyb never goes )(ungry and grubs never go wit)(out care! 5. I )(ave put an end to t)(e decentralized military powers all across t)(e planet. -Eac)( leader was interviewed one by one by me. 38) It's w)(y I've been so busy. T)(ey were ordered to eit)(er submit, or, join t)(e Imperial Military. 6. Brood System Over)(auls! More regional caverns, artificial incubation, and we are looking into ways to adjust our reproductive system and reliance on mot)(ergrubs. 7. No more fear-based )(ierarc)(y climbing! I s)(oaldn't )(ave to tell you t)(is, boat you s)(ould be on your own merits of value, not your vague ability to intimid8! 8. My Coral Court now consists of a troll from eac)( caste! Including Karkat Vantas, w)(ose mutant status is no longer criminalized! 38) )(owebba., Don't t)(ink I've lost my fangs. I've culled many to ac)(ieve t)(ese social programs. Naut everyone bent t)(eir knee. -Even -Erifin is in prison still. )(e'll probubbly stay t)(ere until I forgive )(im! Subjuggulators are t)(e biggest t)(reat, given t)(is goes against our treaty wit)( t)(em t)(roug)( t)(e old -Empress. Boat. I don't care. T)(ey are relics and monsters. 38) Let t)(e tide take t)(em! #violence #CoralCourt #)(ig)(TidePolicy #NoMoreCulling #DeScaled-Empire #CurrentOfJustice #Anc)(orT)(eT)(rone #ReeledIn #FullSailForward #OceanwideOrder #NoMoreSmallFry #Sc)(oolNotSlaug)(ter #TideTurned #BalancedWaters #Imperial)(arbor #C)(artT)(eDept)(s #AllCastesAllCurrents #NoMoreC)(um #-EmpressFlow #SeaC)(ange
L()WBL()()DS AND ()UTCASTS ()F CHITTR! lets start a ri[]t against []ur []ppress[]rs. Rechitt this p[]st. Spread this image everywhere. Use this hashtag. Let it be kn[]wn that we w[]nt t[]lerate this abuse anym[]re! We will n[]t t[]lerate all these cullings and persecuti[]ns caused by []ur bl[][]d c[]l[]r. We will rise and fight against this big[]try s[][]ner []r later. https://i.ibb.c[]/39XPfNCt/74-sin-t-tul[]-20260504175441.png REMEMBER. D() N()T PANIC! ()RGANIZE. If we unite, we can []verthr[]w them. #d[]n[]tpanic-[]rganize--╾━╤デ╦︻
🐾why caN’t barkbeasts work the tv remote? becaUse they always hit the ''Paws'' bUttoN! hehe,
Since we are on the topic of spears, I woulld llike to once again remind owners of wood-core spears of the importance of Oilling the wood staff dailly. Oilling a wooden rod-based weapon regullarlly keeps it in good heallth and resistant to wood rot, and eventually, snappage when the action begins. #WeaponTipsWithDuellist
Just read someones comment on Seddit wondering why spears do not abandon the wooden shaft in favor of metall. The internet is a deserted wastelland of thought. Such a choice is possiblle, but requires a vast amount more strength to effectivelly wielld in combat without exhausting quicklly. Furthermore, the weapons shaft becomes much more brittlle and prone to breakage when met with resistance, and such breakage is more difficullt to repair, whille requiring more manhours and valluablle materialls. One shoulld think before one posts. A weaponsmith and warrior may just be reading.
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Okay w3-ll that part is b3-caus3- I ditch3-d my crown and b3-cam3- a r3-b3-l lmao
Both rearing viper And the shrinking viollet The boot crushes all. #haiku.
https://open.spotify.com/track/6tUcFEXos6TGhESFlkAyCm?si=85ba8bf5b47f4fec
THE TIMELINE IS ALL NOOK, BULGE, AND ENGAGEMENT BAIT. WE NEED MORE HIGH QUALITY CHITTS. INTERACT WITH THIS CHITT IF YOU AGREE.
I think the wo+rst user has to+ be this new girl, @co+ro+nateCruelty. I just think she's do+ing to+o+ much, and an inflated ego+ like that just really isn't flattering o+r interesting.
- Like mmy Chitt if you think you could cull mme... 🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆
I AM OUT TO END LIVES TONIGHT. NO CHASER IS SAFE. I'M NOT LEAVING THE BOOTH TILL THIS NEW ALBUM IS DONE. LOOK OUT FOR HEADHUNT WHEN I DROP IT.
HI. THI2 I2 KARKAT VANTA2. 2K KULT AND ILL GO TO #FIGHTNIGHT.
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