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hey, come on, don't give ruby any more shit than she already deals with.
Yeah, sure.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaa is unb0red with magic
Hm.
Understood, ma'am. I am simply making sure I am providing adequate service on this fine day.
man i luv women!! i herd dis is essntial n shit for me to kep doin
:33 < no longer evil kitty :33 < i am good kitty again
DoNN't forget the craX iNN the wall behiNNd the bed aNNd the complaiNNts from the NNeighbours
#su8stance After almost fucking dying and meeting my untimely demise once again, I think I should like, turn a new leaf or something. No drugs, no su8stances, no distracting myself with useless flings. Just like, living in the moment........ JUUUUUUUUST KIDDING!!!!!!!! I'm literally high offmy ffffucking ass!!!!!!!! And I am a8sol8utely going to make 8ad decisions!!!!!!!!
Interesting information thank you it is appreciated.
I say this with all due respect. You.. don't know this version of me. I will be the first to admit I have some minor issues surrounding drinking, and I cannot promise youanything. But please do not worry yourself. I am able to manage it. #substance
Not the entire time. Just the past hour.
I love her oh my gog
[⏺️📶📈] Going out at midnight always makes me feel like I'm getting away with something.
ooh! i'll have to try it sometime!
[⏺️📶📈] What part of the night, then?
Answering questions no8ody asked #Vriska - I am 8ARLEY 6ft. - I have a really average 8ody type, not chu88y, not scrawny. - It's like a8ove average, a 8it girthy, and it is retracta8le. Y'know, just troll stuff. #NSFW - My tits are average. #NSFW - My arm and eye are still fucked up. - Yes, I love her very much. - Yes, I'm super into women who could kill me and make me 8leed. - I am also into rain8owdrinkers.
The feeling is mutual. I appreciate it.
That makes sense, then. Thank you, Kanaya. You've given me some things to consider.
To answer both of your questions, I have considered it, yes, and two, this person kind of sucks so. Believe me, I know I need to block him. Though getting to know someone else seems a bad idea to me as well. I'm not very well fit for long term romance, no matter how hard I try to be.
I have received a great many upgrades and refinements during my absence. Quite fun, I must say. #ROBOT
Indeed
0h my g0g she's s0 h0t #suggetive maybe #vaugep0sting
Oh my gog, when did she get here? #vagueposting
thats not the problem, the problem is no one told me in advance! youd figure the fuckin )(-EIR-ESS would get a lil speseashell treatment coddamn
They only wish to be me.
im gonna mcfreakin Lose It over here
sure! whats the conversion rate from kilowatts to ounces again??
:33< yeah sure :33< i mean i got my blood and othpurr blood if mew want it
i will be at the beach party t0 thr0w my used car batteries in the 0cean and then leave.
reminder, there is NO KILLIN at my beach, i wwill havve davve send your ass back home. #edsbeachepisode
(=^･⩊･^=) < THE LORD HAS PET ME, I F33L SPECIAL AND BLESSED.
Your name is MEENAH PEIXES and god damn do you fucking RULE. Most trolls already know WHO YOU ARE, but for the sake of the STUPID and LAME, you will INTRODUCE YOURSELF. Whenever you GET AROUND TO IT, at least. You are the THIEF OF LIFE, something that came very handy when you decided to KRILL ALL YOUR TEAMMATES in your own session. But that was an INFINITE SWEEPS ago, it's old news, and you've CHILLED OUT considerably since being revived and living on Earth C, at least compared to how you were before, but you still have a penchant for outbursts of EXTREME VIOLENCE. Your style of URBAN STREETWEAR despite your royal upbringing pairs perfectly with your RUTHLESSNESS and how unbelievably fucking AWESOME you are. You're the BADDEST BITCH this side of the universe, and everyone knows it. You like FORKING BEACHES with your TRIDENT, and making codpious amounts of FISH PUNS. You also have a thing for RAPPING and are really quite good at it, frequently having rap battles with CLOWNS and humans named DAVE when you aren't AMASSING HOARDS OF TREASURE AND CASH. You just realized that you accidentally did INTRODUCE YOURSELF whilst going on about HOW COOL YOU ARE and will stop now. —————————— #suggestive 🎨: @itsjustfamin on Twitter https://file.garden/af4YHN5k7hvjshDs/Screenshot_20260527-071249.png
oh i should look for something to wear actually...
oh shit a beach espiode? i am so friggin in lets fuckin go!
:33 < i cant wait fur the beach episode!! :33 < i'll be the one in a bikini making sandcastles :33
:33 < i'm just like efurryone else :33 < i put my pants on two legs at a time, tripping beclaws i accidentally put both legs in one side.
i will keep that in mind woof :)
They're feeling quite frisky today. They also said to say hello to you all. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3bb6276eef5a.png
I KNOW I ALREADY SAID THIS uNDER SHITPETAS POST BuT THAT HANDLE MuST BE FuNNY IN SOME WAY TO BEFORANS
This 8etter 8e worth it the way you’re teasing it like a movie trailer
Then he'll play right into my masterful hand. #getbaitedcueball
I’m 8ored. I’m gonna liveChitt my shower again.
I was just thinking a8out you! How fun!
EVVENT: Beach Episode WWHERE: ED's beachhivve, timeline: Earth C 606404 WWHEN: roughly startin at 5:30-6 EST #edsbeachepisode bring wwhatevver you wwant, ill havve some drinks and snacks set up in a cooler at my hivve along wwith trashcans, i wwill not havve you litterin on my beach.
I <3 getting 8loody and naked for hot girls. #nsfw
Yes, something like that. That’s what I’m going for, you meddler!
I’m literally the gam8ler. I’m gonna win.
I would go to the 8each, 8ut I would get shitfaced off whatever drinks they have and may8e crash my scuttle8uggy into a near8y pier. #su8stance
I can’t stop winning while gam8ling, never stripped a day in my life playing poker. #Vriska #Gam8ling #NSFW?
Pulls out a comically large straw Starts drinking the ocean in the beach episode
(=^･⩊･^=) < I AM ONLY UP TO SAY, I LOVE BEING ME!!! OKAY, GOING BACK TO MY "CATNAP".
I'm already fretting on what I'm meant to 8e posting here... I'm really not sure!
I think I like cowboy hats. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/95eb50e4b6a8.png
IMAGINE getting some sleep after a long day of EVERYTHING that happens here and knowing that if one of my bosses thinks they can be the funny ones for once they can just put you in gay chalky jail for apparently an ETERNITY but also like 5 minutes or whatever IMAGINE getting some sleep after ALL THAT and then even more capital b BULLSHIT happens chalky busts outta gay chalky jail bosses are VERY NORMAL about that and i slept through EVERY BIT OF IT honestly THAT might just be the funniest thing ive done since i got here anyways BACK TO WORK NOW!!!!! someones gotta liven this place up (|;)
from the same formula used 2 create the voidstrap, the voidbrator has been brought into the material plane #nsfw
Wound up zoning out for a while there. Turned on some music.
What can I say? I have strong feelings towards her that don’t 8ind themselves to the limitations of the four quads, and it ISN’T just the sex! #nsfw?
1t m1ght be because of all the odd sugary dr1nks the major1ty of them consumes. 1 th1nk 1t’s somewhat connected to the cult most of them are 1n? 1’ve been around purplebloods enough to learn a th1ng or two about that, but there’s a lot 1 st1ll don’t understand.
HMM NOW IM WONDERING HOW THE TASTE OF CHERuB BLOOD WORKS MORE SO OF IF THEY HAVE THE SAME OR DIFFERENT "FLAVORS"
ID LIKE TO ADD TO MY LAST POST THAT THE MENTION OF "A THIRD" IS NOT ANY THIRD BuT A SPECIFIC ONE AS FROM WHAT IM READING THEY MIGHT ALREADY HAVE ONE? NOT AS VAGuE AS THE QuAD SITuATION BuT NOT AS CONCLuSIVE AS I WOuLD LIKE OTHER THAN NOT BEING THE SPECIFIC THIRD #VAGuEPOSTING?
Lmao she’s so cute when she’s like this #vagueposting
Hell yeah ;;;;D
HOW DOES ONE TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE FLuSH AND PITCH FLIRTING THE FLIRTING RIGHT NOW IT SEEMS PRETTY VAGuE DO I NEED MORE INFORMATION? #VAGuEPOSTING
Ugh, that was so awesome. Anyways, yeah, you can always come over or message me. My 8lood will get to you eventually. ::::)
THE QuEERS ARE COMMuNICATING /POSITIVE
it's really important to have friends who let you use them whenever your sexual urges get too strong #nsfw https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/img_5945.jpeg
Actually, no. I say hi 8ecause she liked a Chitt involving my 8lood.
Hi Kanaya
I’m always giving my 8lood away to rain8owdrinkers
wait before you go to sleep!! can i fuck your mouth while you're sleeping? :D #nsfw
#traumatuesday this is wat traumatizd me fo sur https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq5WXmQQooo
Yeah but yiffy sucks s0 maybe y0u win?
if it makes you feel any better some of us didnt do it :(
≽ ^⎚ ˕ ⎚^ ≼ Mew stand face to face with the most purrerful kitty troll mew've ever seen! (•˕ •マ.ᐟ Mew are stunned by the kitty's beauty!
lul nerds r so cute... #vagueposting
:33 < hmmmm... :33 < head? :33 :00 < nsfw
anon says!!: Hello Jade Im On Your Walls Be Careful hii!! hehe!!! i wonderrr who this could be! i will be extra careful!! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1r_aMzcpk6T6JyEhq0SB5tqJo_pj0uOeNOLQMJ1q3AQ0/edit#responses
rough sex can be very intense and even too much for some people. remember that it's always good to help your partner out by putting your fingers in their mouth #nsfw
I'm gonna go to the Troll Seven Eleven again just to flirt with the employee. #sevenelevenposting
PROUD TO ANNOUNCE WE’RE BRINGING BACK THE GUILLOTINE !!!
right i see y0u l00k nice this m0rning
0h wait really
But Not always
I have a corollary observation I have noticed that very few relationships are truly universal While Calliope and Aunt Roxy are always close for example the nature of their relationship varies Similarly with Uncle Dave and Karkat and Jade The pieces are arranged differently in each timeline And furthermore Timelines seem to mostly diverge *after* you created our universe (thanks for that by the way) So whatever forces that shuffle these pieces around Be they a natural butterfly effect or some metaphysical bullshit Only seen to act here on Earth C But your matespritship with Rose began within the Great Game where these forces seemingly do not touch And so to shuffle your pieces around inherently causes a beautiful matespritship to end
Yes we can. We can make that happen. ;;;;D
It can happen. I can make it happen. #Vriska
fuck you for being so vague i hate that
Good jo8 on 8eing vague you get exactly two Vriska stickers
is it 2 erly fo a drink? rlly trynn guess dat #substance
:33 < i like sweatpants! :33 < theyre comfy and easy to wear! :33
y0u can c0me it's n0t like i'm g0ing t0 st0p y0u
Everytime someone compliments my bow i jump in the air and click my heels. :D
Dark magic in the morning is definitely the best way to start the day
Morning little people in my phone!
importnt info man i luv women ;))
every second my bulge spends not pounding into a pussy is a second that's been sadly wasted. this is the difficult reality of being me #nsfw
Alright I’m here. #sevenelevenposting https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/artifactResult_IMG_8244.jpeg
hi im jade harley!!! and im doin yo mom!!! :D
Huh?
ASK ME THINGS. #ASKKARANYTHING. HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/KGTGRGUJIGZHJJYT7
if anyone's ever wondered how i help keep the people of earth c happy and pleased, this is how #nsfw https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/harleypound.jpeg
hehe :)
the wise dog does not concern herself with people who won't even throw the ball
me and @lilShitpeta made some puppy-kitties! https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1964/1509f565faa32d6f6de3e052d8e916dcee306021.jpg?2128505 #nsfw #nsfwe
ok i got that out of my system smiles now :)
things i am: silly! a little irresponsible! quick to use my powers sometimes! friendly if you are friendly first! in possession of a little bit of an anger problem! knowledgeable on things in the nature of gadgets and doodads and sburb and animals and plants and a whole bunch of other things! pissed off!!!!! things i am not: deathly allergic to chocolate stupid entirely aware of social norms your "good dog" here to fuck everything with a pulse a fan of the way some of you smell, please take a shower #nsfw
sos
i'm always friendly ... mostly... as long as i'm not asked to be otherwise
:)
gETT1NG OUT OF THE HOSP1TAL NOW AND, fEEL1NG GREAT BES1DES, tHE B1G CASTS ON MY LEGS WH1CH ARE VERY MUCH, 1N THE 1NCLUDED P1CTURE WH1CH, mY BUDDY @CAT1ON1CaGON1ST GRAC1OUSLY TOOK FOR ME THAT PROVES, hOW GOOD 1 AM FEEL1NG, HTTPS://CDN.1MGCHEST.COM/F1LES/384074174660.PNG ((SWAMP-LAND @ TUMBLR))
hello! :)
roxy said i look really pretty in this :U #nsfw https://wimg.rUle34.xxx//images/931/7c179124c33c24352c46c81ac04fbaff.png?10967924
that's enough venting i'm gonna be silly now
https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/6447/sample_7dcb0f2467d9f27db91873b0af4fd93a.jpg?7357087 #nsfw #nsfwe #incest Oh yeah @grimbarkGuardian wanted to see the full thing! ((OP is Clownstongue))
I. AM. GRATEFUL. THAT. I. CAN. CONSUME. NORMAL. FOOD, BUT. THE. THIRST. FOR. A. DRINK. OF. BLOOD. IS. ALWAYS. RATHER. INTENSE. AFTER. SOMETIME..
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