The Grand Highmaster
@grandHighmaster
The Grand Highmaster of Alternia! | He/Him! | ooc: kingGreed | associated with: @caligulaAscendit
wwhen i finally lose my vvirginity an learn howw to shoot icicle javvelins from my bulbs youll all be sorry
qUeStIoN: hOw iS ThAt cOnNeCtEd?
yOu pUbLiClY PoStEd iT, lEgAtE; i'm jUsT RePlYiN' tO YoUr pUbLiC PoSt. YoU PuBlIcLy pOsTeD ThAt yOu hAvE PuBlIcLy aVaIlAbLe tOoLs; I CaN CoMmEnT PuBlIcLy oN YoUr pUbLiClY AvAiLaBlE PoSt. bUt i rEaD AbOvE It, "wEaKeNs yOuR ScIeNcE." I AlMoSt sAiD A WoRd i cAn't sAy. WhAt tHe hElL DoEs tHaT MeAn? DoEs lOsInG YoUr vIrGiNiTy mAkE YoU WeAkEr, LeGaTe? I'M TrYiN T' uNdErStAnD YoU. gEnUiNeLy. :)
i'm nOt gOnNa lIe, I FoRgOt cHiTtR, gOt oN AnD ImMeDiAtElY HaD T' sEe aN AwFuL PoSt. tHeN GoT A RePlY ThAt aIn't mAkE No kInDa dAmN SeNsE FrOm lEgAtE AmPoRa.
aIn't nOtHiN' nEw. He's aLwAyS SaYiN SoMeThIn fIeRcElY WeIrD.
i cannot lie evvery time a wwoke millennial wwoman calls me an evvil fascist i get a little squiggly thinkin about plungin my hog in her "pizza" cake #suggestivve
mMmM, tHiS PoSt sUcKs aS AlWaYs lEgAtE.
considerin your chits are about one or more a your erogenous zones you dont got room to talk
dizzy. again.
fuck. why didnt i think of that.
iTs uNfOrTuNaTeLy vErY HuMiD ThAt i cOuLd sWeAt tHrOuGh mY SuIt. 😫
~~~be careful jugglin’ t’night!~~~
i'm nOt mUcH Of a jUgGlEr bUt i'lL LeT ThE PeRfOrMeRs kNoW YoUr wElL WiShEs 😊
~~~if yQu ever need a diabQlQ spinner, hmu!~~~
yOu nEvEr kNoW WhAt yOu hAvE UnTiL It's gOnE... My fAn bRoKe.
an honesst to heiressss tragedy
hEaRd iT SpUtTeR OuT WhIlE WoRkInG ThRoUgH SoMe dOcUmEnTs. 😩
tHe sUmMeR CaRnIvAl iS HeRe. In rAtHeR ExCiTeD, ☺️ We hAvE A LoT Of aMaZiNg aCtS In sToRe aNd pErFoRmAnCeS.
Including me, right?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!!! You jest, do you not? If you don't lie, Your tongue will tie. Piss in your Faygo, If you do not let me go.
uNfOrTuNaTeLy i aIn't mUcH Of tHe jOkInG TyPe, I LiKe a gOoD LaUgH HeRe aNd tHeRe. aLsO, i aIn't dRiNkInG FaYgO, hAvEn't tOuChEd aNy sInCe i wAs a yOuTh. yOu'rE WeLcOmE To gO To tHe cArNiVaL, bUt yOu'd bE A PaYiN' gUeSt lIkE ThE ReSt sWeEtHeArT.
OMG OMG OMG, MY FAVOR-I-TE T-I-ME OF THE YEAR!! <3 <3 <3
>> ¡t had never occurred to me that there wou1d be tro11ડ out there who Wou1dn't ever fuck a human eta: guyડ ¡ don't have 1¡ke a TH¡NG for humanડ, ¡t juડt ¡ડn't a factor to me. Kryquડ ¡ડ act¡ng 1¡ke ¡'m we¡rd when he'ડ the one who aડked Me!! #nડfw ? ¡ gueડડ ?
i wOuLdN'T FuCk a hUmAn, AiN'T MiNgLe wItH ThEm tHaT MuCh tHaT I AiN'T ToO InTeReStEd iN ThEm bEyOnD... mAyBe cOnVeRsAtIoN?
>> Fa¡r enough ¡ wou1d ¡f there waડ mutua1 ¡ntereડt. ¡ juડt never conડ¡dered ¡t a dec¡d¡ng factor, much 1¡ke ¡'m not chooડ¡ng mateડ baડed on caડte d¡fferenceડ e¡ther 1o1
hMmM, i sUpPoSe iF I LiKe a hUmAn eNoUgH, tHeN I CoUlD. iT'S LeSs tHeIr sPeCiEs aNd mOrE I GoT A LoT GoIn' On. BeInG' gHb's rEpLaCeMeNt aNd aLl tHaT. iT WoUlD Be eItHeR A HuMaN WhO KnOwS A LoT AbOuT TrOlL CuLtUrE AnD SoCiEtY Or a mOtHeRfUcKeR WiLlIn' To lEaRn aNd bE ChIlL.
i'm a jInGlInG SoRtA GuY, aIn't mUcH HoNkInG ThEsE DaYs, BuT I Do a gOoD JiNgLe.
Woah... can you show me? <3
hM! hUh! WeLl, DaRlIn', i gOtTa fIgUrE OuT HoW ThE HeLl i wOuLd, BuT WhEn i dO, yOu'lL Be tHe fIrSt t' SeE My jIgGlInG. ThIs rEpLy dId gIvE Me a gOoD LaUgH!
aSsUmInG ThIs aInT GoT AnYtHiNg tO Do wItH ThE FoOd
wOnDeR If i cAn fInD SoMe iNdIaN FoOd sInCe iM ThInKiN AbOuT It nOw
Big ass clown stole my bit. 🙄