The Grand Highmaster
@grandHighmaster
The Grand Highmaster of Alternia! | He/Him! | ooc: kingGreed | associated with: @caligulaAscendit
iS It rUdE To bEnD OvEr wHeN SoMeOnE Is tAlKiNg tO Me? 🤔 MoSt lIkElY, bUt i cAn't sEe aNyOnE PaSt mY ChEsT.
iTs uNfOrTuNaTeLy vErY HuMiD ThAt i cOuLd sWeAt tHrOuGh mY SuIt. 😫
i'm nOt mUcH Of a jUgGlEr bUt i'lL LeT ThE PeRfOrMeRs kNoW YoUr wElL WiShEs 😊
yOu nEvEr kNoW WhAt yOu hAvE UnTiL It's gOnE... My fAn bRoKe.
hEaRd iT SpUtTeR OuT WhIlE WoRkInG ThRoUgH SoMe dOcUmEnTs. 😩
// I'm going to safely nudge and remind that while GHM is a Gamzee, he is a grown ass adult man in a closed verse. He will treat your character as crazy if you try to insert yourself into his narrative. I've had it happen a few times; it's a little weird! I don't like it.
tHe sUmMeR CaRnIvAl iS HeRe. In rAtHeR ExCiTeD, ☺️ We hAvE A LoT Of aMaZiNg aCtS In sToRe aNd pErFoRmAnCeS.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!!! You jest, do you not? If you don't lie, Your tongue will tie. Piss in your Faygo, If you do not let me go.
uNfOrTuNaTeLy i aIn't mUcH Of tHe jOkInG TyPe, I LiKe a gOoD LaUgH HeRe aNd tHeRe. aLsO, i aIn't dRiNkInG FaYgO, hAvEn't tOuChEd aNy sInCe i wAs a yOuTh. yOu'rE WeLcOmE To gO To tHe cArNiVaL, bUt yOu'd bE A PaYiN' gUeSt lIkE ThE ReSt sWeEtHeArT.
OMG OMG OMG, MY FAVOR-I-TE T-I-ME OF THE YEAR!! <3 <3 <3
#LyRiCsPoStInG oOh wOo, I'M A ReBeL JuSt fOr kIcKs, NoW i bEeN FeElInG It sInCe 1966, nOw MiGhT Be oVeR NoW, bUt i fEeL It sTiLl OoH WoO, i'm a rEbEl jUsT FoR KiCkS, nOw LeT Me kIcK It lIkE It's 1986, nOw MiGhT Be oVeR NoW, bUt i fEeL It sTiLl FeLl iT StIlL - PoRtUgAl. ThE MaN
jUsT SaW OnE Of mY DaNcErS SpIn uNtIl sHe fElL OfF ThE StAgE. sHe's fInE. sHe gOt cAuGhT. BuT ShE KePt sPiNnIn.
i aIn't tYpIcAlLy tHe sOrT ThAt hUmOrS AnTaGoNiSm iF Ya gOt a pRoBlEm, PlEaSe dO FeEl fReE To rEaCh oUt. I AiN'T A BiTeY FeLlA. We cAn bE AlL NiCe hErE, i dOn't kNoW AnY Of yOu oR YoUr lItTlE ClIqUeS AnD WhAtNoT, aNd i aIn't fInDiNg mYsElF To iNtErEsTeD In aLl oF ThAt. i'm hErE To bOtHeRe lEgAtE, aNd eNjOy tHe fUnNy lIl pOsTs hErE AnD ThErE. :o)
i'm a jInGlInG SoRtA GuY, aIn't mUcH HoNkInG ThEsE DaYs, BuT I Do a gOoD JiNgLe.
hM! hUh! WeLl, DaRlIn', i gOtTa fIgUrE OuT HoW ThE HeLl i wOuLd, BuT WhEn i dO, yOu'lL Be tHe fIrSt t' SeE My jIgGlInG. ThIs rEpLy dId gIvE Me a gOoD LaUgH!
We-l--l-, when you f-i-gure out, -I-'-l--l- be more than happy! ...-I- do -l--i-ke the o-l-d honk, nonethe-l-ess! -I-t's sort of...endear-i-ng! Honk! <3
jInGlInG AcRoSs yOuR ScReEn
tHaT AsIdE, wE HaD A CaRnIvAl tOdAy :o) wEnT ExCeEdInGlY WeLl.
eRiDaN Is gOiNg tO GeT MuRdErEd oNe dAy, AnD I'M GoInG To gO To hIs fUnErAl hApPy kNoWiNg i cOuLd hAvE ChAnGeD ThE OuTcOmE.
can i come to the funeral too i think itd be funny
aNyWaY, i sHoUlD AdVeRtIsE FoR My cArNiVaL; i dId hAvE SeCoNdArY InTeNtIoNs aBoUt hAvInG ThIs aCcOuNt. aDmItTeDlY, i'm a bUsY MoThErFuCkEr, AnD LeGaTe aMpOrA Is pArT Of tHe jOb. WoE Is mE; hOw uNfUcKaBlE He iS.
wE ShOuLd tReNd sOmEtHiNg mOrE InTeReStInG.
i personally think that you should just post whatever you want despite trends! i use this site just to yap at the void 0u0
i cAmE On cHiTtR To hArAsS An eRiDaN, sPeCiFiCaLlY, tO Be hOnEsT. i wIlL CoNtInUe tO Do sO BeCaUsE YoU'Re sO RiGhT.
tRuLy, I'M JuSt hErE To bUlLy a fIsH. bUt i sHoUlD GeT To kNoW SoMe oF YoU LoVeLy fOlKs oN ChItTeR. mAyBe tAlK AbOuT ThE CaRnIvAl aNd wHaTnOt. ToSs mY HaT In tHe rInG AnD GeT ReFaMiLiAr wItH WhAt tHe cLoWn rElIgIoN WaS LiKe.
mAyBe i sHoUlD HoSt a sHoW AnD EvEnT FoR My cArNiVaL. hMmMm. HmMmMm. MaYbE.
i aInT EvEr sEeN HiM ShIrTlEsS, aNd lEt's sAy i aIn't sUrPrIsEd bUt nOt dIsApPoInTeD. mAdE Me lAuGh hArD.
iT'S AlWaYs nIcE SeEiNg tHe gRaNd hIgHbLoOd sTiLl aLiVe iN SoMe tImElInEs. i aLmOsT MiSs hIm. :o)
i'm bEgInNiN' tO ThInK LeGaTe aMpOrA HaS A LiMp bUlGe