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gamzee more like gam pee
Shangri-La, Closes its doors to you.
IS ALL THIS CLOWN DOES IS FOLLOW ME AROuND AND REACT TO MY CHITS?
Big ass clown stole my bit. 🙄
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as a proud vviolet blooded alternian i nevver questioned the legitimacy a battin for the other team since alternias superior romanic culture wwhich is light years ahead a any languishin humanitys has alwways had a nonpartisan approach to these thins but after my foray into chittr i can confidently say this lgbtqia+ shit has gone too far (for the record wwe dont evven havve that acronym on alternia cause again our unrivvaled traditions escheww any form a coddlin wwhumpity boohooism) decided im not anti not pro but a secret third thin
it is a disgrace to groww old through sheer carelessness before seein wwhat manner a man you can become by devvelopin your bodily strength an beauty — troll socrates https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/24d019e39242.png (( gift art by @ ratking-buffet on tumblr ))
seems like my #cagttl has been givwing me more success than wvhatewver playbook youre followving novw. at least i understand that evwen the loser gals need a bit more finesse than saying "hey vwanna fuck?" until they change their minds. i cant believwe youvwe got me defending the purity and honor of this jackass, but here vwe are. i knowv that the clowvns tend to be pan-addled at best, but scoot along, go try to shovwe your face into some other fellas anemone. #nsfvw
it seems that the dots arent connectin an instead are doin some kind a bacchanalian caper so lemme spell this out for you in a wway that cannot possibly be misconstrued i dont find you attractivve both literally an cerebrally
an i cant believve im givvin you evven a lick a credit but here wwe are i guess #owwned
the chadic jester gooner vvs the vvirgin faygocel
wwell yes bein a fat bottomed jezebel is par for the course but also the real test a attraction is their eagerness or specifically its lack nothin gets me goin like a kark that is vvisibly disgusted at the notion a my briny breath on his pygmies hes cryin candy red an breathlessly beggin me to stop