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WOOF!

what if we all woofed.

1F 1 W4S 4 M1N1ON 1 WOULD D3F1N1T3LY B3 TH3 ON3 TH4T'S Y3LLOW 4ND L1K3S B4N4N4S 4LSO S4YS P4PO1

CH4T TOD4Y 1M GONN4 ROLL DOWNST41RS


c< OH Hell yes >c

notice how i started two trends.
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ

uranium. yummers.

i slept for sooo long good morning!

everyone forgets about my existence more than any of you, i win...

patpatpatpatpatpatpat
What a cute little woofbeast, you can get all the pets, for sure.

B33 < *sl33py caws and meows etc*

Ah, its that hour, Rose said " Meow " to each of you individuals.

gmorning chittr i say and immediately lie back down

:33< meow
...ghh..it dropped one of its dolls on me. so grimy....

id nevr judge sum1 4 pickin up strays along the way but hey, its a lot easier when theyr actual cats
like my chits its giving me dopamine and stuff
I really don’t know how anyone keeps a consistent icon. I’m never quite satisfied with mine.
W3ll, 4lr1ght. 1 do h4v3 g14nt t4lons but 1 w1ll try 4nd b3 333xtr4 c4r3ful.

morn1ng to uh...all the people who are just wak1ng up }:].
[Scanning...] ▒ ▒ ▒▒ ▒ ▒ thiz one would like to know favourite foodz. [Targets acquired]

woof
you're definitely a good dog, at the very least.

print("stop pitying that i just wanted to say hello")
a seeming is something i could chase. i will consider it.

lord this lord what

actually get happy seein some old faces around.

oh. the dog is back. cool.

B33 < im having a furry good day

i dont understand, good boy.

opening my favorite website, did i just see a dog with my name?

B33 < oh yeah ok im f33ling fury good about myself right meow B33 < purr purr purr B33 < i hope nyall f33l this good too

၄⋆၃ xaliforniaigrls we re unforgetable (ow)

god fuck i lovejack in the box. its becoming carnal atp.

၄⋆၃ why doesnt the big lord just eat the little lord is he stupid #referenxe #silly

Ooooh, I’m so EXCITED!

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sleepy doggo! ya must've needed it, huh? ^◡^

the good 6oy returns...

whos a good boy?? whos a good boy?? :D

bec!!

what even a green sun?

don't expect me to say a thing about the dog.

B33 < its only a mattpurr of time befur chittr becomes a greater seattle polycule situatnyan if it hasnt nyalready

(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— GOOd evening/mOrning, Chittr!! (^▽^) —— (˘ ³˘)

orange chicken acquired :D

(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— I fOund my Old CDs and player in my stOrage pile, hehe! Time tO listen tO nOstalgic bands (^▽^) —— (˘ ³˘)
grilled cheese is like the food of gods im eating hearty today boys

Feeling #silly today.

good boy.

Either way, enough yapping about deep thoughts. How is everyone doing?

Post #posting

@naknakGodhead 👀

good dog bec, you get all the headpats :)

FUUUUUUCKKKKK

c< sO, wHats pOppiN? >c

see i have this fun pro6lem. whiCh is i Can now teChniCally visit anyone i want. the downside is i hate the idea of poppin' up unannounCed and upsettin' someone i like. otherwise i'd have just 6een with gloomy for the last week or two. >◡<

decided to finally put my dumbshit kismesis in my bio

funny dog goes gorp

၄⋆၃ pet pet :)

jinxy! :D

:33 < why mew block me??? :33 < i was just saying how i f33l!!! :33 < the picture looked like he was making a kiss me face!!! :33 < https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6283cbe4e8c9.jpg

very relatable chit.
H3Y GUYS GU3SS WH4T! 1M H3R3, SO TH4T M34NS TH3 P4RTY C4N F1N4LLY G3T ST4RT3D >:]

print("bow wow")
|]=====> looks can be deceiving. <=====[|
|]=====> not you. talking about this one specific dog <=====[|

X My eggheads want me to find a yellow blood with psionics to volunteer test a psionic powered laser rifle Anyone want a rifle they can reload by focusing really hard on it? x

There is nø wørse advertisement than an AI-generated øne. If yøu didn’t care enøugh abøut yøur prøduct tø market it yøursełf, why shøułd I care abøut it? Waste øf every resøurce invøłved.

B33 < *ac purrepares to go hunting again* B33 < should i do more swoop tactics or is today a pounce grindset kinda day

i think the noirs are givin' me some spaCe to settle 6aCk in on here, so that's niCe of 'em to do! anyway, i ate some food and i'm feelin' a 6it less Crappy, so i might try and CatCh up on some of the sleep i weren't gettin' last night. CatCh y'all in a little while! or in like twenty minutes if i fail!
Exactly… That’s Exactly What I Thought As Well…

self esteem check! everybody name one thing that you like about yourself
aawwwwooooooo
If you're ever feeling down, kids, remember: I have a gun!

hiiii bec! anything on your mind?

Stick.

hehehe yayy!

freaky little human thing. shit. is that a compliment--

gotta get yer 6ig mornin' stretCh in!

get some rest becc|e!!
Guess we are being pirates today.

what will we do with a drunken sailor. #substances #lyricposting ( sort of )

love doing exactly what i'm told and not deviating in any way whatsoever :)
|]=====> you remind me of another barkbeast i know. <=====[|

₍ᐢᐢ₎★ You can do it in moderation unless ur a light player #kindaenvious #Iwanttheluckhacks #ImeanIcandosomesimilarshitwithmyhopepowers #butinnateluckiscooler

oh myz jotaro kujo reacted to that chit! :O afjafkasfjkzxvjkafawfsdgwetfdhgbzxas

i havent hated anything in a while. just saying.

next upcomin will be. shitpeta. i call it.
YOU S41D 1T, C1TRUS B4RK B34ST. YOU S41D 1T.

yeah it's annoying!

bored!!!!

B33 < *ac thinks meowbe five murr minutes are in ordpurr*
ʚ( Shell♡, Every♡ne~ Let's Seize The L♡ve T♡day~! )ɞ

woofin around.

((I never did an ooc introduction for my nepeta so I guess I will so people get the version of nepeta I'm playing. She's your basic nepeta, shes silly a kitty and loves all the normal things nepeta likes!! She is a tad more violent than other nepeta's though, and is a bit more cynical and less hopeful. In her timeline she ended up killing gamzee instead of dying to him and it lead to her mainly being a killer role in her session where she killed also ended up killing eridan and feferi. she eventually was killed by her kanaya and was helped in returning to more of her normal self by her meowrail in the dream bubbles. Since then, she has been revived and lives on earth C. She feels regret for things she has done and lives in isolation in the woods again. Its hard being a feral animal and losing the one person you care about.))

D0gs like t0 lick things keep up

AWOOOOOOOOO.
Hey there, young man! I thought we talked about this. We still haven't settled the possession of that tiny island next to ours.

၄⋆၃ pet pet pet welxome to the awake bexquerel :)

▲nearly disassociated trying to imagine a version of me that wouldn't go fucking crazy if i had to live in the suburbs my whole life▼

၄⋆၃ thank you for your input Bexquerel next time i have shrimp ill think of the faxt you enjoy it as well what a good lil guy

၄⋆၃ i miss that shrimp already fuxxxxkxkkkkkk it tasted so good

like da vinci once said! therez nothin we can do! DX

i regret sayin that name. UGH.

taps my chin.

thanks. bec.

Oh shit. I didn't post about my raisin or my spreadsheets today. How will you guys know my raisin was eaten and my spreadsheets tended to?

gm bec

eepy...

legally you all have to pet me #doghour

*h3adpatz!!!!!!*

headpats. now. its an order also. #doghour

Throwing myself into bodies of water purely to spite whoever wants me to get in their freshly cleaned car even though I don't like water and can't swim #doghour

sometimes. i would enjoy bein headpatted and called good girl.

bec you're always so relatable
8oo8s, 8oo8ies, tits, tidders, titties, spheres, rumplespheres, melons, honkers, a pair of 8adonkers perchance. 8osom, 8ust, glands, milkers, sweater puppies, udders, tig ol' 8itties, knockers, rack, air-8ags, hooters, or8s, some swingers, ta-tas. Thank you for reading.

kind of funny how this animal trend started from petplay stuff like an hour ago #suggestive

youre good, dont worry. everyone makes mistake's

oh lol, usually people say "youre welcome" when someone say's thanks. saying nope kinda just confused me

huh?

lmfao thank's bec

watchin people flirt in the replie's of a post lol. is chasing your shadow fun

▲i wonder how many straight people there are on this website i swear theyre like unicorns▼ ▲nice change of pace▼ ▲only ones i can think of are those goldbloods▼

i would love to snuggle!! youre the bestest boy ever :D

in need of pets not for any reason in particular though :)

▼▼UGHHH youre all so boring i need more bad influences in my life▲▲

▼fine ill be good i guess▲

X Callie Mallie x

BPP < im still kind of on the fence about deserving as a cawncept B33 < which is funny because theres definitely a few people i think deserve to die B33 < still haven't figpurred that one out B33 < meowbe its something to do with trying to be bettpurr and not continuing to hurt people? B33 < eithpurr way B33 < i guess i think a purradox like this doesn't especially n33d solving fur me to mewve through my life

hi bec! woof! :)

arf!!!!

wrrruff

arf
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ

who let the dogs out. #dashwatching
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ

i have a kiss list its like a bucket list but its just alt vers of me i want 2 kiss at least once

▲still a dog but yeah▼ ▲ill leave you coming by as a solid maybe▼ ▲idfk, i have treats or something if you want▼
Good boy! I'd dualwield a ruffle if I wasn't juggling a glass of scotch right now!

▲youre a dog it would be fucked up to be that mean to you…▼

▲if you do, not gonna play it with you▼ ▲seriously i get too pissed at them, ill say atrocious shit▼
There's my favorite accountant. Always on top of it! Good boy, good boy!

▲a stupid fighting game someone who used to be in my cloister played▼
Bec! Delighted to see you. Did you handle that whole "tax scandal" that was nipping at our heels?

its pet pic saturday so heres bec https://file.garden/acVcRW-lGD3FoFzc/Becquerel_pesterquest.webp #petpicsaturday #lususpicsunday

maybe shes right about social media being really fucking bad for me specifically. whatever, everyone jerk off to kd. use me as your free use hole or dick or whatever, i dont fucking care anymore. its all im good for anyway #nsfw

bark bark!

arf!
\ n >< n / #juniorishappytohelp
\ ! >< ! / Junior note! Posts of this nature REQUIRE a #feral tag. Junior has added it for your convenience this time. Please do not miss it in the future!

/\ Bark bark /\

good woofin.

insert a funny or stupid chit here, still trying to wake up and i can't think.

h| becc|e :)
Ug)(, my back )(urts, if only someone could )(elp wit)( t)(is weig)(t on my c)(est... #suggestive #nsfw #bbw
(is that a good thing or a bad thing?) Woof
(Jade, it's been 4 months. Where are you?) Woof
y dos tequila make me honry #suggestive
Oh, you're green again? Well that's good. Good boy, good boy. Remember: No gambling websites.
Good boy, who's daddy's good boy? Who's daddy's good boy who doesn't hit on 18.

₊๋⭑⏾۫ ׅ⭐︎døggeh˚.⭒
oh that reminds me i need to do my regularly scheduled BARK for the evening B A R K

omg hi bec!!! :D petting you!!!

Apologies.

yOU CAN ALWAYS REACH OUT TO ME, fOR HELP WITH THAT, bUDDY,

:33< #cute

i understand you!!

Most are not as knowledgeable. Perhaps a translator can be provided for you; one moment.

nooo pat§ pat§...

:33< im what mew may call a huge purrfurt :33< #nsfw

im doing great if youre doing great :)

you deserve a nap for being such a good boy!!

a wild good boy!! :D

neigh. (friendly.)

real!!!!!!! rubs your belly though because i have people hands :) :) :)

(⊱♓︎⊰) your the best bec!

|tss AlwAysy “zucc|A u hAve the best t|ts let me dmup myy slurry on tohsw chest pupp|es” And nevr “ur so beAut|tful And orefect zucc| heres f|f|fty b|ll|on cAegAers” </3
i have flush feels f-r a teal but i aint saying wh---

§o... about that project. it'§ making weird noi

(⊱♓︎⊰) arf!
8=8 > WOOF

Hiiii Chittr!!!!




























