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All these years and I *still* can't seem to wake up early.
genius!
oh wait i have 10 kult what do i do with this
obligatory sister banging post for today show her some love #incest #nsfw
@naughtyTecchnician DREW ME.......... IM KICKING MY FEET AND GIGGLING AND FLUTTERING MY EYELASSSHESS...... tthank u kryquss you captured my everytthing #myeverytthing sso perfectly <3 #pic httpss://cdn.imgcchesst.com/filess/40a07d5792ae.png
Oh how sweet. Aren't you just precious?
Such good listening.
#nowplaying #nsfw #hornyposting you want me on my knees 2 pray or to play some other pleasin role never wonder where i must have learned it all https://open.spotify.com/track/58VTP6KnZs12PcAj5rMJ4W?si=5da4e8e2a0af4027
We'll see about that.
um... i thnk iv said enough actually #blushes
I have the distinct feeling that you may be lying. Should I put this to the test?
Stay for as long as you like, lovely.
absolute banger & i feel so, so normal abt it too dw abt it
Hello Josh, fancy seeing you here.
Take off your clothes. Give me your trust. Look me in the eyes and confess your lust. Get on your knees. Beg me to stop. I promise I'll love you if you do it. So do it for me. Say my name. All I wanna do is hear you scream in pain. Say my name. I promise I'll love you if you do it. So do it for me. #Nsfw #LyricPosting #HornyPosting https://open.spotify.com/track/34vCWXqZ0NkVJEiBlbJHoA?si=_BvQr9ZFS2a7i2onXLQOeg
I Feel Like I Got Surrounded By A Couple Of Jades Randomly And I Have No Clue How To Feel About That
Thank you.
Perhaps this is a stupid decision. What I am doing. Taking a break from the hunt.
if i was gay i think i'd be in love with dave. #homies
sooooo true
you dont check in for a little while and theres already another version of your commander popping up... okay :/ hopefully this wont pose an issue for me in the coming days
i knew you'd get it josh :P
i think one of the strongest forms of intimacy is sniffing someone's bulge. just saying!! #nsfw
[Somewhat blurry photo of Jane in a playboy bunny outfit.] :B #suggestive #nsfw (not sure if this totally counts but just to be safe)
i am running out of ideas for these day things #softsaturday https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/670/f9d829efb9c05d9de125842e35b70ed3.png?14195017 #nsfw
Much like the humble cicada. I am here tØ scream, fuck, and then hØpefully die What a first pØst, but, y’knØw #nsfw ish
W--Wait I feel like a fool what d'you mean people c'n have flushed feelings f'r... Me?! Um wow gosh
anytime, anywhere! if y'Can 6et to me, y'Can have all the tum rubbin' ya Could ever hope for! ^◡^
6o6 as my witness, i'll 6et it done. tummy rubs for Cute boys are a neCessity for th'betterment of the world! >◡<
whuts wrong puppy? :((
:33< same
aw no, someone this Cute Can't be feelin' bad! what's happenin'?
c< eHH, iM alrigHt! i wOKe up a bit agO, sO, well see HOw tHe NigHt eNds up! >c
c< HellO! Nice 2 see yOu agaiN! >c
I kinda wanna... #vaguepost ('m I doin' this right @_@)
Um... Judgin' from th' "breeding" post I take it people really like t'do tha' @_@ #nsfw
I swear 'm not fishin' f'r attention but um... Gosh, I feel like 'm gonna faint just askin'... Am I-- um-- breedy? Wha's th' term f'r someone who receives uhm... Breeding. #nsfw Jus' curious, an' it'll probably be th' last I talk about it f'r a bit @///@
Getting woken up to a hot mouth already around me. It's bound to be a good day from there. @tipsyGalactica #somno #nsfw
rise n shine ;) #rorogallery #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/37ae741d8a2e.png
if you come over a hug might help :)
ugh i dont feel great :/
oh right yeah i've also been uh. figuring some things out and. i don't think i want to be "john" anymore.
As promiised, here iis the fiirst photo from my lliittlle photoshoot. II deciided to take a lliittlle "actiion shot" of me makiing a cake, speciifiically a llemon poppyseed cake!! Allso, beemom wanted to viisiit too. =:] #llotiiiiestiittiies #nsfw https://fiille.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-uiiEQ5/Other/Lotiiiie%20Bralless%203.png
i am happy to see you.
hope ya slept well, stran6er! ^◡^
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა hello! hey, hi! heya! down⁀here! goodnight⁀silly⁀boy!
like what's the sitch. you look familiar but weird familiar.
you dont need to :)
youre a good friend
if nObOdy else gOt me, i knOw jOsh gOt me
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა hey! excuse⁀me! down⁀here! *Does⁀a⁀sick⁀backflip*
i wanna cuddle people who are nice and make them happy :)
bOred, hOrny and hungry On a wednsday fuckin evening, terrible day #nsfw
:33< watpurr is the enemy!!!
:33< pawsitive
They want Nepeta to+ bathe.
hygiene is important! :/
BARk
jst heard someone whistle to get their dogs attention at the park and my head fully swivelled in tht direction so fast on instinct........... #nsfwe #nsfw
Of course. I am very willing to give you the royal treatment.
I work plenty good, if you would like a chance to test me.
A sex doll, my dear Harley. #nsfw
I Have Taken A Liking To This Hairstyle. https://i.imgur.com/1euhxtr.png
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა something⁀wrong?
*Sound of latex snapping against skin*
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა hello! hi! gosh⁀that⁀is⁀always⁀frustrating!
Thank ya kindly ferr underrstandin'.
Alrright, that's fairr. Sorrrry ferr jumpin' down yerr thrroat about it.
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა i⁀guess! if⁀you⁀see⁀me⁀holding⁀a⁀package⁀do⁀not⁀interrupt⁀my⁀route! i⁀do⁀not⁀want⁀to⁀be⁀late!
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა are⁀you⁀on⁀alternia? i⁀do⁀not⁀know⁀if⁀i⁀can⁀tra(V)el⁀offworld⁀just⁀for⁀a⁀stranger⁀to⁀pet⁀me⁀like⁀a⁀bunny!
i think conclusively we both rule :)
:)
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა well⁀i⁀do⁀ha(V)e⁀a⁀little⁀tail! it⁀is⁀fuzzy⁀and⁀wiggles! so⁀i⁀guess⁀that⁀fits? dont⁀ha(V)e⁀big⁀bunny⁀ears⁀though⁀my⁀horns⁀just⁀look⁀kinda⁀like⁀them.
trans masc me youre so awesome and cool :)
Poor thing.
pfft did we just have the same reaction at the same time :P
woof?
Getting into knotting, are we? I do love a good werewolf. #nsfw
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა hello! i⁀suppose! do⁀you⁀often⁀pet⁀trolls?
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა hello! hey! down⁀here! i⁀am⁀the⁀bunny! good⁀morning!
:33< hell yeahhhhhh
:33 < hmu fur humpday dog boy
:33 < hewwo efurrynyan!! :33 < how are mew? :33 < fine thank mew :33 < remempurr to p33 mewr pants today :33 < and to grind on someone mew wanna cum all ofurr beclaws its :00 < humpday!!! :00 < nsfw
:33 < n33d help buddy?
By the way if anybody has ever felt sexual attraction to me that makes you a plushophile now. Welcome to the soft, supple fold! #nsfw
well!!! now that i have blocked all those annoying idiots, i think i am going to have a much better time on this site!
i think a full day for aradia is a great thing!! buuut i think we should extend it to be at least a week, cause the things i want aradia to do to me would last for way longer than just a day #nsfw
xx_BOYZ!!!!!!!!!_BEGIN_FROTTING_NOW!!!!!!_#nsfw_xx
>[Heheh. Anytime, friend.]<
>[Ezzzpecially when they're boyzzz azzz cute azzz thizzz one!]<
>[Hell yeah. Let uzzz be treated properly azzz fine awooerzzz dezzzerve to be.]<
>[Well that would juzzzt be decadent.]< >[I hope it will be both.]<
>[Fondly regard more like uh... fondle me zzzilly, I do not know, I have been out of it today. #nzzzfw I guezzz.]<
Coommissiooned this tealblooood artist foor #newpfp with my beastsoona and with that pic i am moore coonfident than ever 8] #nsfw Huge thanks too Lemoonflr oon FA! https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/decoo/beastsoona_by_fawie.png
3833 < My second, not so scary trick! > [ID: It is a video of Fefeta wearing only a sports bra and pink, leopard print leggings. She is standing on a step stool in front of a stove where an innocent skillet sits, gently sizzling a portion of pancake batter. Fefeta lifts her sizeable breasts, looking at the person behind the camera with a cocked head, wordlessly asking if she should enact a terrible deed on the innocent cookware. "Yeh, go ahead, Feefers, kill that binch," Roxy replies, causing the camera to jitter. The sprite looks determined, situating herself with her titties in hand... And drops them on the handle of the skillet. The pancake flips into the air and lands—somewhat haphazardly—back into the pan. There is screaming as the video stops.] #nsfw (mayhaps)
ill share my coordinates with anyone who wants to visit for cinnamon rolls naknaknaknaknaknak like this post and ill climb into your dms
#MildMonday #nsfw https://i.imgur.com/qsvbyma.png
you know what??? first time meeting you but you too good boy
there’s a mutt on this site and i can almost see his tail wag over every little thing #cute #nsfw
number one benefit of mooching off a hero: infinite cinnamon rolls
B33 < everynyan knows its more effective to just piss on the territory you want B33 < but maybe thats not very socially acceptable nowadays #nsfw #??? #B33 < how would you tag this
>> there ¡ડ no other way to hand1e ¡t awoof, Woof bark even
>> ¡f peop1e keep ca11¡ng me a Good Boy ¡'m gonna have to ડtart bark¡ng aga¡n ડmhmh (;;;・_・) #ડuggeડt¡ve ? #vaguepoડt¡ng #¡ambaડ¡ca11y #adog
Okay, Dog.
Don't Call Me A " Dog " Unless You're Planning To Leash And Collar Me. Rechitt. #nsfw
When you call my name its like a little prayerrrrr, im down on my knees I wanna take you therrrreeee In the midnight hour I can feel your power just like a prayer you know I'll take you thereeeee
Yeah. I' m fine.
no i think i just might be out of practice hehehe
oh ok!!! i didnt realize it was a horny awoo hehe awoo nonetheless!!!
AWRRROOOOOOO wait what was that tag
Simultaneously wantign someone to be obsessed with me and also wanting nobody to have any comittment to me. #substance just incase. Becayse I am drunk.
:33< my dms are always open ;33c
:33< yeah fur sure really :33< ive nefur b33n more serious about an offur than i am about pailing anya time i offur it ;33c
:33< t33h33 my bad let meow take care of that fur mew big boy ;33c
:33< im psychically sending out pictures of my butt so if mew get really horny out of nowhere let meow know that was meow :33< #nsfw!
awoooooooo!
c< Helllll yeaHHHHHH awOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO >c
Arf.
c< awOOOOO! >c
Woof.
>[Awoooooo!]<
awoo
:33 < meow
it's a little intense in a very fun way!!
is sneaking onto a heavily guarded army ship filed with armed soldiers just because a woman on there wanted to hook up a little extreme? yes would i do it again? also yes #nsfw
i really do need to tap more into my windy stuff. i know i'm a better fighter than this.
≈ Crossing my legs and turning a page in the daily paper because it's got nothing to do with me. ≈
Embracing my demons. French kissing them. Might fuck them. #nsfw
how is everyonne. today? i am happy today.
((its the japanese onomatopoeia for dogs barking apparently
wan wan!!
boof :)
woof!!
((You're welcome, valued citizen
Boarded. Ready to leave this humidity. https://i.imgur.com/GIz8yxq.png #Nowplaying https://open.spotify.com/track/0K6yUnIKNsFtfIpTgGtcHm?si=53781d520df54d98
we love roxy!!! :D
it's been awhile since i got to enjoy some private time with roxy!! it was nice catching up after all this time :B #nsfw (artist: rosejade4eva) https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/rox.jpeg
sorry! ;; i hope that wasnt too much
i think he doesnt want me to say? but i just thought some of the trolls might appreciate the fantasy hehe
:33< yayyy thats betpurr
[Post that says something vaguely NSFW but is ambiguous enough to second-guess #nsfw]
mightttt do a new pfp maybe ill egt respectufl bitches if i dnt have my tibbies out
Odds are decent that when I get back she'll be telling me about a tryst of her own. We remain quite devoted to one another despite taking on other lovers.
We kiss and snuggle for a nice long while until I see the time and have to get home to my wife. But it was truly lovely spending time with you Josh, and I do hope to again.
I'm good to snuggle. Maybe frot a little. And certainly pepper you with a few more kisses. I'll even kiss you on the lips this time. You've been such a good boy, you deserve a little reward.
You rut, and whine, and beg for more, and I, being kind-hearted when it comes to poor desperate pups, oblige. I suck harder and harder, until I feel your knot begin to swell, at which point I carefully wrap my lips around the base and allow the knot to swell to the point of lodging my jaw. Stuck there, I work my tongue as best I can around the underside, and when you start to cum, it's straight down my throat. I'm quite accustomed to canine equipment thanks to your alts, so I breathe easily through my nose as your orgasm oozes and drips down my throat. I will pull away in half an hour, when your knot finally deflates.
hourly #thirstposting #nsfw i am in the mood to commit diabolical acts to a bulge rn
u been enjoyin my posts a lot lately huh :3
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aef6753d4537.jpg #nsfw
i will kiss him right on his little kitty forehead and tell him its from josh. and he will say "mrrrp?"
unfortunately theyll have to wait until im back home. otherwise id be arriving to the fundraiser covered in black fur.
silk won the poll by a single vote and its for the best really because this is the most comfortable of the options to be rubbing elbows in for hours. i cant say i expect to have a particularly good time at this gala but its not something i can or should avoid. maybe i can talk some actually enjoyable company into joining me for drinks afterwards. #gpoy https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/17/cocktaildress.png
hey watch this /said with rizz proceeds to wolf down the biggest sloppiest burger u have ever seen in record time #food
SORRY, SIS. THAT WORKS TOO. AND OK, THANK GOD *YOU* DIDN’T SAY IT, BECAUSE THERE’S JUST BEEN A LOT OF GOSSIP. FUCKING YIKES.
i NEVER SAID THOSE WORDS IN THE SAME, sENTENCE AND ALSO, wE DON'T KNOW THAT i'M TALKING, aBOUT vRIRSKA, aLSO i WILL ASK PLEASE KINDLY THAT YOU NOT CALL ME BRO, aNYMORE AS i AM, nOT SO MUCH A BRO AS i AM, a SIS, nOW, eHE,
EVERYBODY LEAVE @ADIOSTOREADOR ALONE OR I WILL PERFORATE ALL OF YOUR BONE BULGES WITH A CULLING FORK, THEN SHOVE IT IN YOUR CHAGRIN TUNNELS. ONE BY ONE, GO AHEAD AND LINE UP! AND TAVROS. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF THE MOTHER GRUB, STOP TALKING ABOUT VRISKA AND FEET IN THE SAME SENTENCE. MY PUSHER CAN’T TAKE THE SECONDHAND EMBARRASSMENT. JUST LOOKING OUT FOR YOU BRO.
aLL i SAID WAS THAT, i DON'T THINK ABOUT vRISKA WEARING NOTHING BUT, hER ICONIC SHOES!
B33 < yea sure ill just B33 < not backscroll B33 < meowbe take a long bath B33 < god i wish my bathtub was bigger B33 < #foldedup
Thank you.
Whatever is happening about shoes. Is giving me an excuse to avoid my "dash". And focus on the hunt. I almost grabbed his tail. But it is a good thing I did not. Because the tail is a distraction. And it would make me want to chase my own again. Which is an instinct I work very hard to avoid.
if you like this post youre entitled to a special gift that may or may not be relevant to my bio naknaknaknaknaknaknaknak #nsfw #naksafeforwork
i think havin this built up persona of bein the "cute ditsy bimbo" is fun until it isnt... cuz then when i start feelin smth srs i dont feel like any1 could rly take me srsly. cuz they aint used to me havin important thoughts. they aint used to me thinkin at all and lowkey nneither am i... what do i evn do w tht? #angst
youre my new favorite person! you can visit my apartment anytime you like
emotional support pupper boy
ykno it lowkey gets on my nerves when i try to like talk abt my daily struggles w mental health shit n sum1 is like "errmm maybe u should get therapy" like ya bro I AM.... but ykno my once a month bottom of the barrel government paid therapist aint exactly gunna cure all this bs in a timely fashion now r they....... #angst #mentalhealth #therapy
omg its a hero! can you give me some money?
I don't get it but bella seems to like my felt hat collecting mission
4 #selfcaresaturday i am gonna watch tht movie abt the group of danger fetisihists tht ppl think is just abt car crashes #nsfw #ig
ty josh
oougffff
@SURLYT4BLO1D SO YOUR R3QU3ST FOR SOM3TH1NG R34LLY COLORFUL R3M1ND3D M3 OF WH3N N3P3T4 TOLD M3 4BOUT NY4N C4T 4ND 1 SW34R 1 W4TCH3D TH4T V1D3O L1K3 4 M1LL1ON B4J1LL1ON T1M3S SO H4V3 4 NY4N-K4R-C4T H3H3H3H3H3 >:] H3 SM3LLS GR34T HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/55497B2D3023.W3BP
No they aren't really that wide. It's a trick of the lens. #nsfw #beachatthebeach https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/1680/sample_6c735fe37244e9e1770ac7f7dfda4717.jpg?14948863
4 TRULY T4STY COM1C FOR @V1S1ON4RY1NST4LLM3NT >:] 1T’S SHORT B3C4US3 1 4T3 TH3 R3D CH4LK SORRY HTTPS://F1L3S.C4TBOX.MO3/D32983.JP3G
morning josh!
woof woof
xx_WROOF!!_xx
((No pressure! I just felt that Rose would write a lengthy response, because she's a wordy bitch and loves to tease.))
I begin with the face, of course. Not the lips; I leave your mouth free, so as not to stifle your desperate whines, but I plant kisses all along your cheeks and jawline, peppering a trail down your neck as well. You remove your shirt, and I suck at your collarbone, leaving a slight welt as well as the lipstick stain. I gradually move lower down your chest, being sure to leave thick marks on both the nipples and around the belly-button. As I slide your pants down your hips, your cock bursts free and slaps me across the face. I don't mind. I grip the shaft in a firm hand, stroking it softly as I bring it to my lips and begin to suck, diving ever deeper down the length of your shaft. How big is it? I like to think I've got a pretty good track record, but I'm aware that Harleys in particular sometimes pack truly ridiculous amounts of heat.
Just imagine all the places I could mark with it.
Oh, it's #FuckYourFriendsFriday as well? *Ahem*. Good thing I wore the glossy black lipstick that leaves marks on everything. #NSFW
I was not aware there were others until recently. This was a shock to learn. But it changes nothing. It is good to see you. Any variation of you.
Hello. Josh? You are the same. I can tell. But you are Josh. So I will call you Josh.
awwwwooooooooo
Awwoooooooooo.
I am not your friend. I am your annihilation. You made along the way.
Maybe the real awoos was the friends we made along the way
dont we all
pets u nice n soft between the eairs n plays w/ ur hair ur such a good boy~~!
hmmmmmmm...... some company would help i think
#fullsoakfriday https://i.imgur.com/qabD1KZ.png #nsfw
yay! were such good friends :)
just chatting is nice :)
cramping but otherwise fine :) my thick body fur makes hot flashes suck and shaving all the time is annoying :P
hi transmasc me! :)
its me! transfem you! :) how are you holding up?
:3
wuff
your hair is so cute!!! :O
:33< *the mighty huntress entpurrs phase 2 of her 33 stage boss fight* :33< *the metacriticscore on her game is in the toilet* :33< *she is the tutorial boss*
so is now an appropriate time to talk about #cloaca
:33< meow!!!
:33< i will meow until the sun expurrlodes and then some
1 d1dnt stutt3r. >8]
ugghhhhh 1m sooooo bor3d. 4nyon3 w4nt to s3nd m3 nud3z? >8;P #nsfw
Thank you for the compliment!
W-Well I did say I'd post something risqué... H-Here you go!! [[Art by me! Used a reference.]] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7a44991995da.png #nsfw #selfie
B33 < ideal way to go out tbh
yay!!!!! ==> jade: pet pet pet pet
B;33c < i could get in nyan that!
i'll do it in exchange for an equal number of pets
:33< *the mighty huntress bites mew inflicting the poison status clawnditoin on mew*
:33< yep no way out!
:33< yeah its nyat like the status clawnditon can be cured in anya way
#SUBSTANCE IM HIGH
That deserves a treat
// hehehehehe!!! it's really fun to implement silly part of the homestuck artstyle into lewd art like that !!!
u shud run around in a circle abt it /pos
loud woof to wake you up a bit
I PROVE ROX EVERYTIME I OPEN MY MOUTH TO SAY SOMETHNG HORENDES I AM OBSESSED #NSFW </3
oh ur invited for SURE
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enticing the big dick hottie w a body into my apartment w the prospect of sloppy toppy n then wen he gets there i force him 2 listen to me infodump abt my ghost adventures hyperfixation and look at my animal crossing island #nsfw #silly
... maybe i should do a outdoor hangout slumber party. i have lots of room in my backyard, i could set up tents and a projector. not like i have to worry too much about rain!
whoever decided to make troll women so hot was really onto something
It was me im sorry.
3833 < I have never seen LotR in one sitting, just chunks. > 3833 < Whatever he have with that fruity elf was NOT platonic! >
EATING UTENSIL LOCATED IN MEALBLOCK.
aaa!!!
i should dress like that when i'm feeling like a boy too though. #nsfw
josh for my sanity do not look through my recent posts.
who couldve possibly predicted that posting abt #petplay would attract so many jades #nsfw
sry *harleys is probably more inclusive language :P
tsk. maybe get at it organically.
heya.
what the fuck else am i supposed to do dude
I am not sure what some you are trying to get. But have an Egg. 🥚
maybe stop being so desperate and you might get a man, little man.
Guh.
slide into my dms if you wanna get some im lowerinig the bar tonight
everyone's suddenly talking about rough sex for some reason???? wow why are they doing that???? who'd evvverr be iinnto that??..... hahahaaaaaa #nsfw
:33 < mrrrp...
☆that's my secret darlin, I'm always pretty☆
:33 < meooooow...
☆One more picture for the road. I'd rather not get into the details, so don't ask. #nsfw #scars #abuse https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7c1333927ca2.png Art credit: x_NOVA_x on TH☆
No no, you do not wish to rest. So you will not find it.
y'know what sounds good rn? Borger....
You will find-- Nevermind.
So, do it again.
Sleep?
Perhaps I shall keep the sober streak going.
☆ALRIGHT. I'm a woman of my word. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/85ce65e62e30.png Art credit: x_NOVA_x on TH☆
im brave enough to know that wont change anything and ive got the tester audience if anyone sees john or karkat tell them to get the fuck back home im gonna prove a point checkmate bitches
[ image.png : Rox is lounging on what looks like a wooden pier. He's reclined back slightly in a black bikini printed with glittery rainbow stars. He has a fishing rod in one hand and a blunt in the other. He's smiling real big at the camera. ] am i doin it rite? #nsfw #suggestive #fishing #substance fuck i forgot this one soryy
WOOF
its ok ur a waaayyy cooler smarter and cuter puppy boy than me
probly yea woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof bark bark woof woof woof woof woof bark
For the purposes of clarity, perfectly reasonable, smart, intelligent people such as yourselves lovely as you are CAN ALSO be some dumb mutts
I am surrounded by dumb fucking dog boys
sameeee :(
i am simply just a dumb fucking dog boy i can mnot fucntion in these conditions #nsfw #nsfwe
hehehehehe *runs away! flitting from rooftop to rooftop! perhaps even getting chased into... dms?*
#nsfw #petplay but instead of wanting to b owned i wanna b a stray cat getting chased around the neighborhood by someones dog is this anything
fuck yessssssssssssss
oh fuck can i get chased too that sounds dope af
genuinely might just fly super high and see how quick i can stop myself before i hit the ground. cheap thrill seeking stuff. maybe i should go to an amusement park.
having that kinda day too! all anxious with energy and nothing to do with it!
who want 2 go in the shower n scrub me down while i stnd there n dissociate n look like a zombie lmao #nsfw ish
Somebody deserves so scritchies and a ride in the car with the windows rolled down
That would be very good boy behavior, thank you
I do know a pillow, and some ibuprofen but otherwise I’m chill
@greenhouseGnostic Your 'Hear Me Out', given I have already spilled my guts regarding the Monster House, is going to be the Necronomicon from Ash vs the Evil Dead's Franchise. Any iteration. This would include a confidante as well as occult material. Ideally the animated one, so that I may rest upon its visage...
starting to think when some people are getting off chitter they're just getting off. #nsfw
:33 < meow!!! :33
scenario where ur a cute pathetic dork that keeps goonin 2 my posts on chittr but ur too shy 2 talk to me. then i approach u directly n start flirting w u aggresively and u get super flustered and worked up and then i edge u mercilessly 4 hours until ur whimpering and begging for relief sent chitt #nsfw #nsfwe
Cross my talons.
Promise.
Yyyyyes but no but yes. But still no.