Yetzer Auhsey
@gregariousTemptation
666--> L3ts m4k3 m1stak3s!!!!!!
666--> MOTH3RFUCK3R 1 JUST B4SH3D MM Y FUCK1NG FRONDNUB holy sh1t th4t hurts oh fuck 1 th1nk 1 brok3 th3 n41l cl34n through fuck FUCK #gor3
can ¡ ea7 7he na¡!?
666--> 4ctu4lly you know wh4t, mor3 pow3r too you. H4v3 1t. 1t's not do1ng m3 4ny good 4nymor3 4nyw4y.
$ee? ¡ knew you wou!d come around! !e7$ be fr¡end$ $ha!! we?
666--> M4yb3! 1t'll t4k3 mor3 conv1nc1ng th4n just d1spos1ng of my torn nubn41l for m3.
¡ ea7 peop!e and $h¡7 ¡$n7 7ha7 coo! enou9h for you?
666--> Th4t's pr3c1s3ly why you'v3 gott4 conv1nc3 th4t m3 1'm not on th3 m3nu, m4t3.
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--E√ I've done that too with the big nubnail on my left foot. *Twice*. I can relate. The second time around also came immediately after I'd stepped on a thumbtack.
666--> God 1'm t1r3d.
666--> D1d 1 3xp3ct to k1ck b4ck tol1ght w1th Chuckl3s th3 Clown 4nd my n3w p3t r4t for 4 gl4ss of w1n3, ch1ps, 4nd som3 sl4pst1ck guts 4nd gor3 com3dy? 4bsolut3ly not. 4m 1 gl4d 1t h4pp3n3d? 4bsolut3ly. Th3 m34t spr4y n3v3r g3ts old. #gor3 #v1ol3nc3 #on33r1d4nw4sh4rm3d
666--> Th3r3's 3v3n 4n 3xtr4 l4wn ch41r for th3 r4tt13 boy. Th3y r34lly thought of 3v3ryth1ng.
666--> Mmm. Som3t1m3s 1 1m4g1n3 how much pr3tt13r som3on3 would b3 1f th3y w3r3 push3d 1nto th3 sp1nn1ng rotor of 4 sp4c3cr4ft. #v1ol3nc3
yet more unreasonable standards for fuckers allergic to spinning rotors inside spacecrafts when will beauty scale creep end
666--> Stup1d p3opl3 4r3 my f4vor1t3. You j1ngl3 th3 k3ys, th3y gr4b 4t 1t, 4nd th3y don't 4sk qu3st1ons.
maybe they have their φwn mφtivatiφns fφr grabbing the keys φuφ
oh sweet keys
666--> FUCK! My fuck1ng push3r. W3 4r3 4ll noth1ng but 4n1m4ls 4nd 1 N33D 1T! B3 st1ll. #v4gu3post1ng #sugg3st1v3
Having Trouble WiTTh SomeTThing Over There?
666--> Th4t's 3nough 3xc1t3m3nt for on3 n1ght. Goodl1ghT
666--> Th3r3 w4s 4 summons for p1ctur3s. Prom1s3 k3pt.
looking good!
666--> 1f th3y h4v3nt v4c1ll4t3d l3ft r1ght up down 4nd s1d3w4ys by th3 t1m3 1'm through w1th th3m, 1 h4v3n't don3 my job. :3
☆ > You are a fascinating specimen
666--> 1t could do h1m som3 r34l good to l3t loos3, too b4d th3 poor f1lly w3nt 4nd look3d 4 g1ft hors3 r1ght 1n th3 mouth. #v4gu3post
666--> Gu3ss 1t's noth1ng but t3d1ous p4p3rwork for th3 for3s334bl3 futur3. Wh4t 4 slog.
☆ > The horse puns made this not vague
☆ > ...
☆ > Fin
☆ > I suddenly have free time
666--> You c4n do wh4t3v3r you w4nt, m4t3. F41r d1nkum!
666--> Who 1s th1s nosy cunt? #d1r3ctpost1ng
666--> Th1s guy r34lly d1gs h1ms3lf. 1 b3t h3 m4k3s out w1th h1s r3fl3ct1on 1n th3 m1rror. 1 h4v3 confl1ct3d f33l1ngs 4bout th4t thought. #v4gu3post1ng
would you like to talk those feelings out?
666--> 1f 1 w4nt3d to t4lk 4bout thos3 f33l1ngs d1r3ctly, 1 wouldn't h4v3 v4gu3 post3d 4bout 1t.
fair enough, friendo!
666--> 1 h4v3 no mouth 4nd 1 must k1ss mys3lf 1n th3 m1rror. Th4t's wh4t th3 t1tl3 w4s, r1ght? R1ght?
666--> Ok4y, 1mmort4l1ty, but you h4v3 to k33p 4ll your norm4l bod1ly n33ds. You won't d13 from b31ng d3pr1v3d, but you w1ll st1ll b3 4 cr4nky sp1t3ful l1ttl3 sh1t 4nd suff3r 1f you dont. Would you st1ll do 1t?
☆duh???☆
666--> N1c3 to s33 you 4g41n too, cu3buggy. D1d you m1ss m3, m4t3? Pl34s4ntr13s 4s1d3, wh4t 1n th3 fuck 4r3 you on 4bout? 1t's r34lly not th4t s3r1ous.
I was complimenting your attention to detail. You should learn to accept praise when it is offered.
666--> Th3r3's mor3 th4n on3 k1nd of 1mmort4l1ty out th3r33, 3mptynug cunt. Com3 b4ck to m3 wh3n you h4v3 mor3 th4n 4 s1ngul4r b34n 1n your p4n to sh4k3 4round.
☆you’re the asshole asKin the Kuestion I’m just giving you an answer☆
666--> Oh 1s th4t wh4t th1s 1s 4bout? You w4nt m3 to grov3l? You'r3 lucky th4t 1'm not so proud. 1n th4t c4s3, your m4j3sty. Th4nk you, your g3ntl3m4nl1n3ss, Mr. Sph3r3nug Mcg33, c4pt41n of th3 SS Obv1ous, compl1m3nt g1v3r of gr34t r3nown, for fr3shly pol1sh1ng my rusty p4n w1th m3d1ocr3 pr41s3. Do3s th4t scr4tch your 1tch 4 l1ttl3 b3tt3r? Pun fully 1nt3nd3d.
666--> You'r3 th3 on3 l34v1ng 4nsw3rs th4t l34v3 4 lot to b3 4sk3d for, m4t3.
There, you see? That was much better. I had no particular need for groveling, but if making a spectacle of yourself helps you accept a compliment, I would hardly dream of interrupting the process.
☆it seemed liKe a simple yes or no Kuestion not one where I have to spew out some stupid fuKKin soliloKuy on why being funKtionally immortal would be a boon rather than a detriment☆
666--> 1t's cr4zy th4t h3's not 3mb4rr4ss3d, cuz 1 sur3 fuck1ng would b3. #v4gu3post1ng
666--> 4m, 3mb4r4ss3d. Holy sh1t. 1 m1ght n33d to ch4ng3 my surn4m3, wh1ch 1s cr4zy b3c4us3 1'm pr3tty sur3 1t w4s m1n3 f1rst.
NUH UH!!!
666--> So, 1 stup1dly tr4nsf3rr3d my docum3nts ov3r to my 3xt3rn4l dr1v3 by mov1ng 1nst34d of copy1ng. 1t'll b3 f1n3 though, r1ght? 1'll just copy th3m wh3n th3 proc3ss compl3t3s. S1mpl3 4s Th3n my clumsy 4ss kn33s th3 d3sk wh1l3 try1ng to s1t b4ck down 4nd fuck1ng knocks th3 dr1v3 off of 1ts cord 4nd th3 3nt1r3 fold3r corrupt3d. Do you know how m4ny docum3nts w3r3 1n th3r3? H34PS! Do you h4v3 4ny 1d34 how m4ny hours w3nt 1nto thos3 docum3nts? H34PS!!!!!! 1'm g3tt1ng 4 bloody dr1nk. No w4y 1n h3ll 4m 1 st4rt1ng 4ll th4t work ov3r b3for3 1'v3 h4d som3 1c3 cold p1ss. #subst4nc3
666--> You know, 1 w4s r34lly 3xc1t3d th1nk1ng w3 w3r3nt go1ng to b3 th3 only on3s 4nymor3. 1'm scow3r1ng th3 whol3 pl4c3 look1n for th1s cunt. Now 1'm just d1s4ppo1nt3d. W1sh th3yd bugg3r off now.
666--> G1rl rocks up to m3 l1k3 oh my god 4r3 you th3 r34l troll S4t4n??? #v4gu3post1ng
?dude whaT
?whY
666--> W3 gott3m, but th3y c4ll3d 1t 4 dr4w just b3c4us3 w3 w3r3 m1ss1ng two vot3s. Bullsh1t! Fun though, m1ght go for 4 round two 1f 1t h4pp3ns. #murd3ronth3r41ls
Okay/ Fair/ I operate off pf Pet Names/ Bad Jujus to call people by their real name if you haven't met them/ What *do* you like to be called///
Oh// You're that troll/ I was just talk/ing to the old man about you/ Well, Satan, forgive me/
He was amused/ See, he brought you up because I have a fondness for humans and their cultures/ You reflect, a bit, a cultural religion from Earth/ I wanted to talk to you, actually/
As you may know, he already knows/ Wherever you're comfortable/
666--> Y34h w3ll, 1 don't know, so th3 b1g orb33z 1n th3 sky 1s gonn4 h4v3 to us3 h1s words.
666--> 1 lov3 how nobody l1st3ns to m3, 4nd th3n b4d th1ngs h4pp3n b3c4us3 th3y d1dn't l1st3n to m3. /g3n
how was anyone supposed to predict what the hell occured?