♦ pitied by @gregariousTemptation

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yet more unreasonable standards for fuckers allergic to spinning rotors inside spacecrafts when will beauty scale creep end
maybe they have their φwn mφtivatiφns fφr grabbing the keys φuφ

☆ > Hrngh ☆ > You can't just talk to me like that

D --> Sometimes I see someone on the dash and I am reminded immediately that I am and always have been a hater at heart

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☆ > This is clearly not a gun it is a bow ☆ > Troll Bon Jovi is nice

☆ > Yes it is ☆ > The messenger is in my goggles ☆ > The work is on the hu✖top ☆ > There is a huge difference

☆ > No I did ☆ > I can just type and move at the same time ☆ > Hands free computer

☆ > Is their quirk 666 because they are a demon

☆ > I do hire assistants ☆ > Then they get caught up in flirting instead of doing their work ☆ > If I wanted to be flirted with I wouldn't pay someone to do it ☆ > I want a troll that actually focuses on the work I give them ☆ > Bad luck mostly on my part I've had good assistants in the past

☆ > Bug!

☆ > I suddenly have free time

☆ > Fin

☆ > ...

☆ > The horse puns made this not vague

☆ > "I want to be emperor it would be so much fun to be in charge of everything" ☆ > No it's all paperwork and delegations and socializing ☆ > And I'm just the heir ☆ > I'm convinced he actually pushed this all on me so that he'd have free time of his own ☆ > If I could keep an assistant I'd have more free time too

☆ > I am trying to focus on my work ☆ > Do you have any idea how much paperwork my job conchists of ☆ > Conchtantly staring at a screen and typing ☆ > If you want to bother me so badly then get under my de✖

☆ > I can't believe what's happening right now ☆ > I'm being slandered

Yeah, bud, I just say shit.

Remember to drink water, take your meds, bask in a little bit of sunlight, stretch your legs, have a snack.

ya boi is short
ANOTHER DAY OF BEING EXTREMELY SELECTIVE WITH WHAT I LOOK AT AND ENGAGE WITH ON THIS WEBSITE BOTH FOR MY OWN SANITY AND TO SAVE MYSELF FROM THE WILD AND RECKLESS WRATH OF AN INDIVIDUAL WHOSE IDENTITY I WILL NOT BE SHARING FOR FEAR THAT THE MERE MENTION OF HIS NAME WILL HAVE HIM BLOWING UP MY NOTIFICATIONS WITH ILL-WISHES AND PRAYERS FOR MY UNTIMELY DEMISE BY FOOD CHUTE BLOCKAGE. EVEN REFERENCING HIM MIGHT EARN ME A "I HOPE YOU DIE". I'M TAKING A REAL RISK HERE BY EVEN SHARING A FRACTION OF MY CONCERN WITH YOU ALL, THE GOOD (ALBEIT HORNY) RESIDENTS OF CHITTR DOT ING. I AM NOT SAFE HERE. BUT WE PERSIST.

<[emotion_detected: irritation_high] action; statement input; statement: i'm getting rea||y fucking tired of being ordered around. input; statement: shut the fuck up & |et me do what i want. />

SL33P1N6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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1M SL33P1N6!!!!!!!!!

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(\ /) #murderontherails ... another night done. good job, all of you who participated. if you need anything from me, you'll have to find me later in the week as i am currently getting my device confiscated. good light to you all.
[ INITIATING_OPERATION ] [ Alternian_Ascension_Bureau SYSTEMS ON BOARD. ] [ Shock energy input; l/m/h ] [ Input; l ] [ Shock input sent. ] [ tech note: Unit has been prevented from chewing on cables. ] [ BLOCK MUTED. ] [ BLOCK UNMUTED. ] [ Shock received. ] #violence

wond≡r what id b≡ doing if i didnt sign up for this sit≡ lol sam≡ shit as always i gu≡ss just lik≡ without a coupl≡ ≡xtra good things

(( #murderontherails update THE MXARP AND WHATHAVEYOUS ARE BACK ONLINE!!!! ...but i think i'll only run for another hour tonight, and THEN pick-up to continue on the following friday (bleeding into saturday, if need be!) again, HUGE APOLOGIES FOR THE HICCUP!!! i want you guys to see the mystery to the end, and if it requires more days, i'll make it big...

I'M UUSING THOSE

For cosmic reasons that are unknown to me and hard to understand, after Monday you will be seeing less of me around and about. Am I locking in? Did they fucking GET me? Did some arbitrary date pass that just means that there's less Casper? And some other guys. Who knows?

aaah!! ahhh!!! aaaaahh!!!

okay im ov≡r it

#KarkatsCurve #abcc
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Witness my visage and rejoice! For I am Nokken Rusalk, of the Ice River, Emperor of Realms, Conqueror of Worlds, Lord of an Abyss, and a True Hero! You may refer to me as River, should it please you. I enjoy playing video games with my moirail and matestprit, the former of which is a successful streamer. I also enjoy the way of the sword, and the honour of duelling! My other hobbies include swimming, sailing upon my ship, and 'larping' as a captain fighting my most vicious enemy of the sea! I allow anyone to sign up to join me upon my travels, provided they follow and agree to a set of rules that are signed upon confirmation! We endeavour to make it as safe as possible for all involved, after all! Please, do not feel any fear upon speaking to me! I desire nothing else but to improve the lives we live in, and create a beautiful world for my darling and dearest hearts to exist peacefully within.
D --> Why are you pitying my chit D --> Stop that at once
I n_eed ♰_0 in_♰_erac♰_ wi♰_h m0re pe0ple. He is fillin_g my n_0♰_ifs ♰_0 ♰_he 8rim.
·༻⊱I ♄avε not bεεn ablε to bε on ♄εrε muc♄ bεcausε I ♄avε occupiεd my timε ⩊it♄ somε tasks I sεt out to finis♄. I ♄avε finis♄εd t♄εm.⊰༺·

my bed also.

i tried making a joke. failed. i guess.

I think imma start sleepin like trollEbenezer Scrooge but i still sleep wwith ahab under the bed so a hivve invvader wwill havve the craziest last thing to see.
... ..- .--. / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- . .-. ... -.-.-- You've already been warned. #vaguepost .... .- .-.. / .- .-.
i☭s been i☭☭hing for a while i ☭hink im dying
where can 1 f1nd the patch notes for th1s

Yes, Well. Stop That.
It’s quit๑ lΛt๑ but≋ r๑m๑mb๑r≋ L๑viΛthΛ∩ l◊v๑s y◊u
Well some of us run on it so you'll be getting less than the lion's share.

~DeepthrO~ating a scuttlebuggy's exhaust duct #substance~

that ruby has all that and she's wasting it on the worst cronus? #dashwatching #nsfw
sątųrn (@løwvęrBøy) įs my bęstfrįęnd ąnd į cąrę ąbøųt hįm ą løt hęrę's ą pįctųrę øf sømęthįng stųpįdly įmpørtąnt tø mę

I hope my quirk isn't too unreadable for you guys.

















