N3ophyt3
@guillotineCovenant
Th1s d4mn3d sh1p w1ll b3 my f1n4l r3st1ng pl4c3.. full of obnox1ous t34l blood3d pup4s sp3w1ng mod3rn 1nt3rn3t sl4ng 4t m3.
D —> I have completed construction of #posthole for #megidomay D —> #Nsfw of course because this area is not a workplace anyone who is not paying due attention may run the risk of falling D —> Falling into my truly gaping hole D —> Yes my gaping hole which is free to use for any interested parties D —> As it is large enough to take practically anything that is thrust into it D —> Please feel free to put anything you like as deep as it will fit into my hole which is just aching to be filled D —> As is e%pected of me as a provider https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e76bd39a5707.jpeg
Ar3 w3 hol3post1ng onc3 mor3?
as was f0retold. first we dig, then we #p0sthole. all 0n schedule.
FIND MY MIRACLES.
✦ What ✦ If ✦ Instead ✦ Of ✦ Culling ✦ We ✦ Gave ✦ Hugs ✦ And ✦ Spread ✦ Happiness
y0u sh0uld start the ap0calypse. 0u0 #megid0p0sting
Perhaps I will set them loose on some primitive planet before the universes end.
💠~ If you're above teal and getting culled by a goldie that's totes on you. Like, get better. #death ~💠
💠~ Finaaaaally, someone gets it! It's totes a skill issue. ~💠
💠~ Riiiight? Like come on, she's meant to be scared of you! ~💠
I g3t th4t th3 pow3r supply p4cks c4n b3 1nt1m1d4t1ng 4t f1rst, but st1ll!! Th3 h1gh3r c4st3 should know how to h4ndl3 th3s3 s1tu4t1ons!
new drinking game where i take a shot every time someone pities one of my chitts #substances
33PY...
You’r3 t3ll1ng m3. I’v3 4lso h1t th4t po1nt wh3r3 my body b3g1ns to f1ght to st4y 4w4k3.
🐾most folks doN’t like hoofbeast jokes, so gUess most coUld say i’m goiNg agaiNst the 'reiN' oN this oNe, ehe! why are hoofbeasts terrible at stayiN' UP late? wheN it’s 'PastUre' bedtime, they’re ready to hit the 'hay'! hehe,
on th1s s1t3 of ch4os, you m4n4g3 to br1ng som3 l1f3 b4ck 1nto m3.
Th3 tr41n33s h4v3 t4k3n to c4ll1ng m3 4 m1lf. #nsfw #th1s1sr34lly1n4pprop14t3 #4ndth4tswhyth3yr3g3tt1ngth3gu1llot1n3
the awesome part is people (me) can do that on chittr and suffer no repercussion. milf.
Wh3n I w4s told “But N3ophyt3 you’ll lov3 show1ng th3 prom1s1ng t34lbloods our futur3 4nd w1ll grow fond of th3m!” I w4s *not* 3xp3ct1ng th3m to r3p34t3dly shout fuck1ng 6 7 4ll 3v3n1ng long!!
I am sorry. I have been dealing ≈ith some of the younger on my cre≈ spouting that insistent number combo aboard the ship like it means anything.
Stay strong and stomp your foot do≈n. If they are true teals they'll listen to commanding authority.
I could 4lw4ys c4ll on for 4n old coll34gu3 of m1n3..Although, I h4v3n’t h34rd from h1m 1n sw33ps. H3’s 4 v3ry busy m4n. It’s not l1k3 1t would do m3 4ny good! H3’d t3ll m3 to f1gur3 1t out mys3lf. But wh4t c4n I do wh3n h4lf of th3s3 l4rv43 4r3 w4y p4st my h31ght? >:/
∙☾__☽ m ̶f̶w i get a guy killed and god gives me a lil badge https://i.imgurr.com/0mnrrrr70.png
:33< decent numpurr of peopurr purrlus its a mew day time fur horoscopes baby!!! :33< ♈ mew cant escape furom the long arm of the outlaw :33< ♉ the next time mew roll a dice mew will get a natmewral 20 regardless of how many sides the dice has :33< ♊ mew won the intpurrnet today mew can go home and celebrate with mewre furiends :33< ♋ im gonna cypurr bully mew give meow mewre lunch bitcoin or ill run swirlie.exe on mew :33< ♌ looking cute girl k33p being mew! :33< ♍ king meow! (mew didnt know it but we fur purrlaying checkpurrs) :33< ♎ the dark aura of nebraska will get mew if mew are nyat carefur :33< ♏ mew will give a cute catgirl all mewre money today :33< ♐ mewre new hobby today is scrapbooking mew will pick it up or mew will suffur the wrath of joanne :33< ♑ beware the dark oboe playpurr :33< ♒ mew will spill mewre drink at some point in mewre life :33< ♓ mew will learn that mewre furiends are still epic today
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If h3 do3sn’t w4nt you 4t your f1lth13st, th3n you don’t n33d h1m 4t 4ll.
🐾what does a barkbeast like to eat for breakfast? they like to eat 'woofles'! hehe,
F1n4lly, som3on3 who’s good 4t t3ll1ng jok3s.