@handMaid — #rankbait
FINALLY. I HAVE OBTAINED A TEXTFREE WALLSCROLL. OF THE COVER. OF THE FIRST ISSUE. OF ONE OF BEFORUS'S GREATEST CULTURAL EXPORTS:「INSUFFERABLE?! THE ANGEL AND DEMON ON MY SHOULDERS GOT TIRED OF MY LACK OF A LOVE LIFE, SO THEY TOOK IT UPON THEMSELVES TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY! KILLING AND CULLING IN EQUAL PARTS, THEY EXPOSE MY MUTANT PUSHER TO THE WORLD AND COMPETE OVER WHICH ONE GETS ME LAID! VACILLATING IN MY QUADRANTS AND WITH EACH OTHER, THEY WON'T STOP PAILING BUT NO ONE ELSE CAN SEE THEM! BETWEEN ALL THE SABOTAGE, IS IT GOING TO BE ONE OF THEM I LOSE MY VIRGINITY WITH?! THREESOME IN SOME QUAD WITH A VIOLET...Read more
I THINK I'M DOING THIS #AMPORABASHING THING WRONG. I KEEP BASHING. AND BASHING. BUT HE IS NOT DISSUADED. IF ANYTHING. I SUSPECT HIS POWERS ARE GROWING. ALONGSIDE OTHER CRITICAL ATTRIBUTES. #NSFW #HAVEYOUTRIEDMYSTRATEGY #MRPRESIDENT #RANKBAIT