cronus ampora
@handsomeBalladeer
musician. artist. intellectual. philanthropist. tortured poet. avwid reader. but most importantly guy vwho likes to argue on the internet.
this blowvs. and not in the vway i vwas hoping. #vwague. #selfsabotage.
Would you like some pointers for talking to Latula?
Do you need a fin to )(old again metap)(orically?
oh, thats FANTASTIC. vword travwels fast here, dont it? vwhy dont you keep your nose out of other peoples business? (but yeah please dm me.)
Perhaps you shouldn't indulge so publicly then if you do not wish for your failings to be noted. I almost pity you enough to comply with your subverted request if not for your rude initial response.
m3n 4r3 soooo 4fr41d to t4lk to m3 1ts r34lly funny. >8]
is that offer from yesterday still on the table?
youre going to make me say it out loud? fine. pyrope, do i still hawve a chance of hooking up vwith you? cuz yesterday you said i did. and like, i think vwe havwe great chemistry. zz;)
IN A BRAVE AND STUNNING ACT OF CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE. BECAUSE @SCRATCHDOCTOR IS PISSING ME OFF. I'M NICE NOW. I'M SPREADING NICE ACROSS ALTERNIA. I'M TURNING IT INTO BEFORUS. STARTING NOW. WATCH OUT. #NICE #NICEMAID
vwowv, aint this svweet. doll, maybe as your first act of kindness you can say something nice about me in front of all these good people.
did you guys knowv im also a painter? here is a recent self-portrait i vworked vwery hard on. (only positivwe comments allowved, thanks.) https://i.imgur.com/RClWNic.jpeg
evweryone, hate comment this guy right nowv.
dude this is kickass. wve really havwe such a deep and beautiful soul. its a shame no one can look past the surface to see the beauty underneath.
they dont understand that evwen handsome and masculine guys like us havwe a deep and instrospectivwe side to us.
yo yo yo yo yo!!! tul3-z h3r3!! wh4t 1s UP?? >8D 1 just crush3d down l1k3 6 3n3rgy dr1nkz b4ck to fr34k1n b4ck.
cronus dn1.
(evweryone look avway.) okay, fine. im sorry i extended the generous olivwe branch of hooking up vwith me. and making fun of mituna. it vwont evwer happen again. on your posts. cross my heart. are vwe cool nowv?
1 don't c4r3 4bout th3 whol3 hook1ng up p4rt just th3 m1tun4 th1ng. >8/// 4lso don't d1ss h1m 4t 4LL. th3n w3'll b3 cool. 3nough. >8]
its going to be really hard for me but i like you so i guess i can abstain from the mituna slander... for nowv.
aside from that whats poppin chittr
evweryone is debasing themselvwes for imaginary internet points by meowving and barking. care to join us?
^^ Some of you don't actually have any game and it shows. ^^
yeah, you cats havwe no game. thats vwhat ivwe been saying this vwhole time. me and bassek are different, right buddy?
vwhy are you going off script? youre supposed to say "so true, up top!"
assertiwve vwomen vwith mental health issues feel free to send me a dm.
uugggghhh, 1'v3 b33n soooo p3nt up l4t3ly. >8/ #nsfw m4yb3?
ditch the zero and get vwith the hero (me) and then maybe vwe can do something about it, baby.
on3 d4y you'll r34l1z3 how 4bsolut3ly fr34k1n' 34sy 1t 1s to g3t som3 wh3n you stop d1ss1ng my m4t3spr1t. >8P
vwhen pigs fly, darling. hit me up vwhen you vwant a real man. zz;) it might be nice to be able to havwe sex vwith someone vwho knovws the entire alphabet and dont look like shortbus-buzzlightyear.
i vwill let you marinate in this concept and vwhen you come to your senses dont hesitate to call me.