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If there is 9ne g99d thing I can say a69ut this we6site, it is that I have never 6ef9re seen s9 much variance am9ng a p9pulati9n. 9etween species, caste, and even universe, we truly are a diverse cr9wd. It's refreshing.
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finished with my conquests & mythbeasts session im so tired! my fighter hexblade the absolute got a final kill in a cavern combat before having a nice picnic with another pc hes crushing on 0v0
troll lady gaga did bad quadrants instead of bad romance
my type is people that cant like me back romantically

i just kind of feel like everything went downhill after peter steele died
xx_pathetic_boyz_who_r_a_little_ugly-cute..._start_running_lolz_xx
My type is whatever will lead to me making the biggest mistake. And pathetic men. Usually the two are connected.
like mmy posts or imm really gonnnna do it this timme (mmope sadly outside your door)
I am a miserable man, but at least I have a good taste in liquor. #substance

7ou're in his dms, i'm in no one's dms we are not the same
https://media.tenor.com/DmrOf7Klh5kAAAAM/johnny-bravo-i-wonder-if-i-could-hunt-him-for-sport.gif Me at any eridan
Initially I was rather excited to see a few iter8tions of figures from 8eforan history occasionally popping in on this we8site, 8efore I remem8ered that the luster of gr8 trolls of legend loses a little 8it of their allure once you realize who they actually are. Which I suppose is simply people. Still! There is some historical merit to 8e gleaned from it that I hope I can actually use. Even if this particular social media site doesn't seem to 8e the most useful for more scholarly pursuits. If you look at it in a certain way, taking on the role of a more passive o8server would 8etter suit my research on Chittr users? I'll have to think on it.
was vulnrable for a minute and they exploaded my organs forever lesson learned #gore

its so sad that when im not stoned and horny i have literaly nothing interesting to say on this god damn website damn #substance #nsfw #angst
3 lines and a bulge w♡uld fix me.. #nsfw

ur in his dms im taking him to his first therapy appointment we are not the same #silly #vaguepost

concept: on your knees in front of your kismesis, watching them twirl a bat casually you flinch when their grip tightens at the base, reeling back to bring a swing around only to stop a few inches from your head you feel the cool metal gently hit you in a single gentle tap, your kismesis rubbing the blunt end of the bat almost affectionately against your skull "ahh, theres that pretty face" they mutter, causing you to take a moment to straighten your expression and untense the clear fear that was over your features "its too bad im not inside you yet, you get so tight when youre scared like that" you have a feeling youre about to get a lot more afraid (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, lowkey honkslop if im being honest with you, :o), a little?, kismesissitude, #violence, #nsfw, #nsfwe, power imbalance, fearplay, blackrom, archive rating: M)
WHEN I THINK OF SOMETHING. I'LL LET YOU KNOW. FOR NOW. WHY DON'T YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH.
IN A BRAVE AND STUNNING ACT OF CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE. BECAUSE @SCRATCHDOCTOR IS PISSING ME OFF. I'M NICE NOW. I'M SPREADING NICE ACROSS ALTERNIA. I'M TURNING IT INTO BEFORUS. STARTING NOW. WATCH OUT. #NICE #NICEMAID
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D --> Since registering for Chittr.com, I have been referred to as a "DILF" thrice D --> It was my understanding at first that this title was one e%clusively reserved for human parents D --> I have now been made aware that "DILF status" and "zaddy repute" are not mutually e%clusive with parentage D --> Due to this newfound understanding, I would like to clarify D --> Yes. Yes I am D --> Thank you for your attention in this highly important matter
GOMENNASAI. SOME OF US HAVE JOBS. AND COULD NOT GO TO THE GAY (?) HUMAN (?) ORGY (?). TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED. AND I WILL DECIDE. IF GOING BACK IN TIME. TO CATCH THE SHITSHOW. IS WORTH IT. #ERIDANWEEK #NSFW
official poll do i seriously looks like a man enjoyer

gomen for being away today i was getting treatment post #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, Rankmaid-sensei, my face, heal me, #gore, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/92341f3ed4c1.png

concept: your kismesis using your horns to drag you around after them, just grabbing and leading without your permission to shake or nod your head, forcing you to answer their questions how they want as handlebars to keep you from pulling back when they start using your throat (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, #nsfw, #nsfwe, <3<, hornplay, oral, archive rating: M)
You should fish for the love of the game, never money
An Orphaner's-- Game\/\/\/\/ard's Guide To Fishing. ------------------- Penned by Game\/\/\/\/ard Dualscar. Sponsored by the #fishingfriday #fund Listen close y'shoal-minded \/\/\/\/rigglers. There is dignity in \/\/\/\/hat I do. Spearfishin'. The glory o' th'harpoon is more than y'could possible hope t'achie\/\/e. But there is a gentler more courteous \/\/\/\/ay t'get'em. \/\/\/\/e're goin' t'b'needin' t'teach y' lance fishin'. Rod fishin' fer y'earthlings. First, you require a proper angler’s lance (fishing rod). Not some snapped-off drift spar or carni\/\/al toy, pried from a purple blood's tool kit. Naur, y'need a flexible shaft \/\/\/\/it' enough gi\/\/e to tire yer catch \/\/\/\/itout lettin' it free. Fasten it t'the castin' line (fishing line), \/\/\/\/hich is \/\/\/\/hat carries yer death-- hook, to the \/\/ictim. At th'end o'th'line, y'need a ja\/\/\/\/-hook. Small, cur\/\/ed, treacherous. Not unlike a caliginous courtship, if courtship \/\/\/\/ere honest. Th'hook is dressed \/\/\/\/ith bait-meat or \/\/\/\/it' an imitation lure if y're gettin' fancy on me. \/\/\/\/orms, grubs (nontroll), flesh, filet, soft-bodied insects, bright little false-s\/\/\/\/immin' lures. It dunnae matter. The point is not nourishment. It's t'con\/\/ince th'fish that it's real. Abo\/\/e the hook, afix a float bulb. Or, a bobber, if y'\/\/\/\/ill. If y'are fishin' on the surface, any\/\/\/\/ay. It marks \/\/\/\/here y're offerin' rests and tells y'\/\/\/\/hen some \/\/\/\/itless gillbeast has mouthed yer hook. If y'are fishin' deeper, or against a stronger current, afix a sink stone, instead. It'll drag th'bait do\/\/\/\/n\/\/\/\/ard. No\/\/\/\/, fer castin'. Ye ain't goin' t'hurl it like an untrained ser\/\/ant thro\/\/\/\/in' scrap at a \/\/\/\/all. Ye are goin' t'back the lance. Release the line smoothly, an' send th'hook out \/\/\/\/it' grace. This is yer line-fling, or cast. Timin', angle, \/\/\/\/ind, they all account fer a successful cast. To abrupt, y'tangle. Too \/\/\/\/eak, y'drop it, an' that is a mar\/\/elous \/\/\/\/ay to forfeit yer fishin' rights. Once yer bait is in th'\/\/\/\/ater. Y'\/\/\/\/ait. Then y'\/\/\/\/ait. Then y'\/\/\/\/ait a bit more. Not unlike \/\/\/\/aitin' fer th'Empress to gi\/\/e a command. Y'gotta b'diligent. It ain't fer the impatient. It's fer those \/\/\/\/ho understand that hunger makes a fool outta both you an' I an' especially the fish. Y'\/\/\/\/ait fer the float bulb to t\/\/\/\/itch or dip. The nibble-\/\/\/\/arnin. Dunnae yank immediately. Y'll panic it. They mouth it first, test, taste, lett'em commit t'th'mistake. Then, hook'em \/\/\/\/it' an up\/\/\/\/ard motion. This sets the barb. Then, \/\/\/\/e start the fight. It becomes a back an' forth. Y'gotta keep tension. Dunnae be a fool that lose \/\/\/\/hat you'\/\/e earned. Too much strain, the line snaps. Y'let the rod bend, because it's \/\/\/\/hat it's there fore. If y'\/\/e got a drag \/\/\/\/heel, use it. Let's the line slip under pressure s'they can run from y'ns. They'll tire out from it. Y'ain't tryin' to o\/\/erpo\/\/\/\/er the creature. Y're tryin' t'exhaust it. Both of ye are noble creatures, but only y'\/\/e got authority in this domain. Once it's by th'shore, or yer dock, or yer \/\/essel, dunnae grab at it unless ye \/\/\/\/ant punctured or other\/\/\/\/ise humiliated by yer o\/\/\/\/n hook. Use a catch-basket, or landin' net. Grip clamp if it's too big. In the \/\/\/\/orst case scnario, y'\/\/e gotta gaff it. Mind the fins, teeth, an' spines \/\/\/\/hen y'unhook. Fish ain't harmless just b'cause they are in air. \/\/\/\/hen y'mean to release it, do it quickly. If y'mean to keep it, cull it then. Keep on ice if y'intend t'keep it, ideally. I ain't goin' to go into the other methods about. But I'll b'sure t'inform anyone curious.
ocean man, take me by the hand lead me to the land. that you understand #lyrichour
You all clearly don't follow Gods word. Be ashamed of that
1 l0v3 tr0ll n1n3 1nch n41ls
At 5 Guys for Lunch. Ran entirely by two women right now. 2 Ladies is a much better restaurant name.
cann i start postinng about how i wannt boobs inn mmy face or should i wait for the proper hour to be hornny onn mmainn #nnsfw

boys with big tiddies and big hearts #nsfw
everytime u hate my chittSss i crank my hog #pleaSsseSsstop #itSssfallingoff
becauze the amporaz love to make everything about themzelvez
wh3n 1 4sk h3r "b00bs 0r butt," 4nd sh3 s4ys "p3rs0n4l1ty", but 1 h4v3 m3nt4l pr0bl3ms 4nd n0n3 0f th3 m3nt10n3d x_X #sugg3st1v3
troll kafka. was onto. something.
Pity farming in front of God and everyone?
lesbians kissing Can national lesbian day be every day
poZting live from michaelZoft binbowZ
Human Music Isn’t As Bad As I Thought It Would Be…i Like Creed
am i the ONLY one not allowwed to post trendy lyrics on my timeline wwithout gettin hate fuck the lot a you
Today is a beautiful day because I taug)(t my royal c)(ef )(ow to make cold brew and now I )(ave ALL T)(-E COFF-E-E I COULD -EV-ER WANT!!!!! My power is unlimited 38)

for every like i will list a hear me out please dont be mean to me when i start listing them please (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
\ pack 1t up, b0ys. we made a s0c1al blunder... /
liike 2 2lap hii2 bald head rechiiTTTT 2 2lap hii2 bald head
this is a sign i gotta turn my shellphone off good fuckin night
AT LAST. MY KEIKAKU HAS COME TO FRUITION. AND MY KULL SCORE. HAS EXCEEDED MY KULT SCORE. FINALLY. ALL OF CHITTR. NO. ALL OF THE UNIVERSES. CAN SEE. THAT INSIDE MY FEEBLE. WEAK. DOE EYED. PLIANT. UNDYING. RUSTBLOODED. HOT SLUT BODY. THERE BOILS A LOATHSOMENESS. SO TOXIC. SO FOUL. THAT TO COME IN FLEETING CONTACT WITH IT. CURSES YOUR DESCENDANTS. WITH SUFFERING AND BLIGHT. FOR UNTOLD GENERATIONS. #KEIKAKUMEANSPLAN #HATEREACTSONLY #DONTFUCKMYHATENUMBERSUP
just sent a shiver down my posture pole seein you use a fishin phrase eugh. dunno if i ebber been fishically disgusted by words on a screen before til now
@HANDSOMEBALLADEER WHY DON'T YOU PUT MY ENTIRE THRASHING BULGE. SLIPPING IN AND OUT. OF YOUR TATTERED GILLS. IN LOOPING GIF FORM. ON YOUR PROFILE. SINCE OBVIOUSLY. YOU WANT ME BAD ENOUGH. NOT ONLY. TO STEAL MY UNMATCHED CONTENT. BUT TO INSULT ME. AND MY BITING. INCISIVE. HIGH QUALITY POST. WITH A FLUSHED REACT. #NSFW #GILLFUCKING #WADERABUSE #YOUWANTMESOBAD #ITMAKESYOULOOKSTUPID #ANDYOUCUTOFFMYPOST #ANDYOUMADEMESOUNDSTUPID #VIOLENCE #KILLING #DIE
YOU CAN BECOME IMMUNE. TO HUMILIATION. TORTURES. HATERS. AND DEBASEMENT. IF YOU SIMPLY SHIFT. YOUR FRAME OF MIND. AND REALIZE. THAT NEGATIVE ATTENTION. IS STILL ATTENTION. AND IT'S JUST AS GOOD. PERHAPS EVEN BETTER. PURER. MORE RAW. AND BLOODY BETWEEN THE TEETH. THAN THE VANILLA GARBAGE. I HOPE YOU TOO. CAN THROW AWAY. THE WRIGGLER TIER CANDY. OF "APPROVAL SEEKING." IN FAVOR OF. THE THINKING MAN'S MEAT. HOPE THIS HELPS.
Life is not a waste a time and time is not a waste of life. So let's stop wasting time and have the time of our life, daleee
Ignore all my previous depressing posts. I feel great. Life is beautiful if you look for it.
i love watchin yall hornypost its like you a buncha my jesters bein all humiliatin fore my enterntainment #nsfw i fuckin guess

"give him head not headaches" no bitch im annoying, i'll give him both. #nsfw
I love when any Cronus pops up on my feed. I need that man biblically.
D -+-> Search: What does the red human mean when he asks me "Who was in Paris"? I don't understand this. I fear 100king like a f00l asking Dirk to e%plain it.
Where are all the hot bitches with no standards, i know they exist how the fuck else do half of you inebriated freaks of nature continue to spring up? #realquestions
we need a "huh" reaction on this site. because that's my reaction to about half of you guys on here and what you say.
TERRIBLE. WE SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF OURSELVES.
I do enjoy a good courtroom drama from time to time.
Genuinely I think some of the people on here have no shame.
YES I AM A NEGATIVE CREEP AND YES I AM STONED
no im a big strong troll that doesnt cry on any shoulders thanks
You know, I actua//y thinking ki//ing peop/e is making the wor/d a better p/ace.
My FRIENDS always say I'M a homosexual, BUT that is not true. I ONLY THINK ABOUT WOMEN'S BODIES AND WOMEN IN GENERAL EVERY DAY BECAUSE I'M SO PASSIONATE ABOUT MY OWN PHYSICAL HEALTH AND THAT IS THE TRUTH.
wtff is even canada girl like wdym ur french AND american? EW!
L3TS 4LL BOYCOTT 3R1D4NW33K TH4T B1TCH D3S3RV3S NOTH1NG GOOD 1N H1S L1F3!!
hal more liek... am... haha get it... liek tht one story w the thing.
hate when i see someone who pisses me off being based smh #irritating
are men even int꥟ buttstuff anym꥟re. has the w꥟rld g꥟tten this bad. #nsfw
WH4TS L1F3 W1THOUT 4 L1TTL3 R4G3B41T1NG
CHITTR STOP SLOWIN DOWN I NEED MY SOCIAL INTERACTIONS WITH STRANGERS FOR DOPAMINE!!!!!!!11!!111
Today I stepped onto the ocean and caught a fish to cook for the evening. #lentposting

defones - beware #nsfw #nsfwe
THEY STARTED BUILDING THE LOWBLOOD TORTURE NEXUS AND I STEPPED IN. I SAID WE DON'T NEED TO DO THIS TO THE LOWBLOODS THEY DON'T DESERVE THIS. I SAID TAKE ME INSTEAD AND THEY DID. IF ANYONE NEEDS ME THEY'LL BE TUMBLING ME THROUGH THE TORTURE NEXUS EVERY WEEKNIGHT FROM NOW UNTIL FOREVER.

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pins make for iconic moments cemented in the digital stonescape you fools are squanderin it wwith the outright fuckin laughable stuff ivve seen on your profiles
EAT LEAD, BITCH! DIE! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣠⣦⣤⣴⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣤⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⡀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⣛⣻⣿⣦⣀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣏⣹⠀ ⢠⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠭⠭⠽⠽⠿⠿⠭⠭⠭⠽⠿⠿⠛ ⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠉⢻⣿⣿⣿⡟⠏⠉⠉⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⠋⠑⠒⠒⠚⠙⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠛⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⢿⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀






































































