Karmok Pardox
@harmonicTritonal
๐๐ข the Debasist ๐ ๐ a (โ NaTURaL cHaRMeR) ๐ ๐ (โ WeLL VeRSed) in aLTeRNIaN cULTURe ๐ ๐ cROSSbaSS (โ NOVIce) ๐ ๐ MY OPINION WILL be cORRecT ๐ฝ WHeTHeR We WaNT IT OR NOT ๐ ๐ He/HIM ๐
๐๐ขNOT a SINgLe TaKeR ๐ JegUS ๐ฝ I KNOW SOMe Of Y'aLL feaR facINg MY (โ ReTaLIaTION) ๐ฝ bUT THaT'S HONeSTLY PaTHeTIc ๐ KINd Of (โPaTHeTIc) THaT NOT a SINgLe ONe Of YOU aRe WILLINg TO geT HUMbLed ๐
humbled on what
๐๐ขObVIOUSLY bY MY (โVeNOMOUS) TONgUe WHeN IT cOMeS TO (โdebaTe) ๐
lmfao. ykw sure ill debate you. which is better. sub or dub
๐๐ขHONeSTLY IT'S a (โcaSe bY caSe) SceNaRIO ๐ฝ I fINd (โ aUTHOR INTeNT) TO be (โSeVeReLY UNdeRMINed) IN THe MOdeRN eRa Of POST-TROLLeI dUbbINg ๐ฝ IT USed TO be THaT aNYONe cOULd TaKe aNY ROLe ๐ฝ THe VOIce Of fUcKINg dUbLdY fROM TROL TROLL N TROLLY dId faNTaSTIc WORK IN RaNMaโ/โ ๐ฝ bUT NOW WeSTeRN aLTeRNIa HaS STaRTed TO caPITaLIZe ON THe MaRKeT SO YOU JUST See THe SaMe TROLLS dOINg THe SaMe (โMedIOcRe) WORK ๐ ObVIOUSLY YOU HaVe YOUR STaNdOUTS LIKe TROLLaN SINcLaIRe WITH HIS VeRSaTILITY ๐ฝ bUT deSPITe THe gOOd WORK Of a SPLaYed gRaSPeR'S fULL Of MOdeRN dUbbeRS ๐ฝ THeY'Re JUST dOINg THe SaMe feW VOIceS aNd INTONaTIONS aNd eMPHaSIZeS OVeR aNd OVeR fOR a QUIcK PaYcHecK ๐
ok well i cant debate you when youre just factually correct dude
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[AL$O WHY ARE PEOPLE $AYING THE FEED I$ HORNY TODAY FOLK$ THE FEED I$ HORNY EVERYDAY THI$ I$ NORMAL #HITTR #HORNYPO$TING]
๐๐ขI THOUgHT IT WaS aLWaYS HORNY ๐ฝ I MeaN We'Re TROLLS THeY gROW ON OUR HeadS ๐ฝ IS THeRe IS SOMe KINd Of HUMaN SUPReMacIST PUSH ๐ ๐
๐๐ขTHeY ReaLLY gOT TROLL SPIeLbeRg JUST TO MaKe "ScaRY fILM baSed ON a SeRIeS Of INTeRNeT VIdeOS IN WHIcH THe dRead aNd SLOW bURN cOMeS fROM THe faceS Of cHaRacTeRS beINg dISTORTed INTO THe UNcaNNeY VaLLeY WITH VHS aeSTHeTIcS TO eVOKe a SeNSe Of TWISTed NOSTaLgIa" ๐ ๐
๐๐ขMY TURN TO POST a SONg (โ faNTaSTIc VOcaLS) ๐ฝ SOMe Of THe beST IN aNd OUTSIde THe INdUSTRY fROM deVIN TROLLSeNd ๐ ๐HTTPS://OPeN ๐SPOTIfY ๐cOM/TRacK/โLHda8VKJRdHOLโ WNTP9XI ๐
I hate brandy. #substance
It's a drink.
๐๐ขWHaT LIKe a TaLL dRINK Of WaTeR ๐ YOU SHOULdN'T HaTe SOMeONe JUST becaUSe THeY'Re HaNdSOMe ๐ ๐ WeLL OK I'Ve HaTed SOMeONe fOR THaT bUT THaT'S JUST HOW THe dIce ROLL ๐
You probably shouldn't be here.
๐๐ข(โ RUde) ๐ฝ I'M gONNa gO HaNg OUT WITH THIS bRaNdY gUY INSTead He SOUNdS WaY (โ cOOLeR) ๐
[BEGIN MESSAGE] [ACTION:QUERY] d0 pe0p1e have muzic rec0mmendati0nz? i wi11 1izten tt0 m0zt tthingz. [END MESSAGE]
๐๐ขI'Ve beeN LISTeNINg TO a LOT Of THe TROLL LOcUST ๐ฝ TROLL UNcLe acId aNd THe deadbeaTS ๐ฝ aNd TROLL WeedeaTeR ReceNTLY ๐
โฒgenuinely thinking about keeping them in a cage in my livingblock for a few nights...โผ #suggestive
๐๐ขHOW bIg YOU TaLKINg ๐ฝ fULL SIZed ceLL ๐ฝ OR baReLY aNY cRaWLINg SPace ๐ ๐
โฒbarkbeast kennelโผ
go into your local random 8ar and you will meet a friend and 8oy itโs me 8ut theyโre letting me sleep in the 8ack so imagine Iโm jumping for joy 8ut really Iโm collapsing on the ceramic
๐๐ขYOUR (โ NONcHaLaNce) ๐ฝ WHILe I (โ ReSPecT) IT ๐ฝ dOeSN'T gIVe MUcH TO WORK Off Of beYONd YOUR fIRSTHaNd accOUNTS Of WHaT SOPORPaSTRIeS I SHOULd INdULge IN ๐
Iโm gonna 8e so real with you 8ro I have no fucking idea what youโre asking me 8ut I think you should eat mini tarts
๐๐ขdON'T YOU TRY TO THROW Me TaRTS ๐ฝ THeY'Re SO (โ SMaLL) fOR HOW MUcH I'M PaYINg ๐ฝ THeY'Re dOWNRIgHT (โ MINIScULe) IN THeIR SOPORceNTage ๐
๐๐ขSOMe MUSTaRdfUcK WORKINg aT THe cORNeR STORe WaS gIVINg Me SHIT fOR geTTINg a PIe THIS LaTe ๐ฝ LIKe IT'S NOT HIS fUcKINg JOb TO SeLL THeM ๐ฝ I HaVe MY TId ON HaNd ๐ ๐ SOMe TROLLS ReaLLY gOTTa LeaRN TO STOP (โ PROJecTINg) ๐ฝ IT'S ReaLLY (โ PaTHeTIc) WHeN I caN TeLL YOU JUST dOWNed SOMe cRUST befORe YOUR SHIfT STaRTed ๐
๐๐ขTHINK I MIgHT (โ cULL) THeM LaTeR ๐ฝ I aLReadY KNOW THe HIVeSTeM THeY LIVe IN ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
AnOthEr nIght, AnOthEr AttEmpt tO cOnvIncE my mAtEsprIt thAt sOUp Is An EvEry-mEAl
๐๐ขJUST WaTcHed a PURPLe bReaK bOTH HIS WaLKINg STeMS dOINg a fLIP Off a bRIdge ๐ (โ โ fUcKINg badaSS) ๐ I'M gONNa aSK If He'LL dO IT agaIN ๐
chop them off now before he c4n rehe4l them tomorrow in the cupe ## more purples need prosthetics # they need to know how it feels #
๐๐ขI dON'T KNOW He aPPRecIaTed THe cOMPLIMeNT I dON'T THINK I cOULd aMPUTaTe a faN ๐ ๐ WeLL OK acTUaLLY He SaId "YOU'Re aLL LUcKY MY SHIT'S bROKe OR I'd cULL YOU ON THe SPOT" bUT I KNeW WHaT He (โ MeaNT) ๐
๐๐ขOK ๐ฝ fOR ONce I dON'T Need OPINe OR YaW fOR THIS ๐ฝ I POURed MY bLOOd-baLLOON I OUT fOR a cHIT ๐ฝ ONLY fOR MY NeW gRUbTOP TO cRaSH JUST befORe I HIT SeNd ๐ฝ I geNUINeLY HOPe THaT TROLL bILL gaTeS cULLS HIMSeLf I LOST TRUe POeTRY ๐
๐๐ขaNYWaYS WHO'S dOWN fOR THe cHINdOWS MaIN OffIce cULLRaId ๐ ๐
r gsrmp r ulfmw hlnvgsrmt.
๐๐ข(โ abSOLUTeLY faScINaTINg) ๐ KeeP Me UPdaTed ON WHeRe IT TaKeS YOU ๐
๐๐ขI HaVe a feeLINg THaT THIS PaTH WILL be fULL Of (โTRIcKS aNd TRIbULaTIONS) bUT THe deSTINaTION WILL be (โVeRY MUcH WORTH IT) ๐
{ ...chiittr...hoow too aappeeaar mooree aapprooaachaablee... }
๐๐ขMY OPINION IS TO be (โfUNNY) SO THaT OTHeR TROLLS NaTURaLLY aSSOcIaTe YOU WITH a gOOd feeLINg ๐