♦ pitied by @heedlessCheapskate
✿ aw das cute just liek u PATOOTIE BAHAHA badum tss gotchu
¨°o.O. I can't! :( mostly because I'm not sure what pixels are. but good job!! :) .O.o°¨
Dale, I am no match for a looming jade.
.✦ ݁˖ 𑄝੭ 1 71T3R477777Y D1DDDD TH000000 :3 873W U ZTR416HT T0 0UTT4 ZP4C3 TH3N 84CK 1NT0 TH3 C0R3 0F TH3 M00N WH3R3 U 3XP70D3D 71K3 4 C4RT00N 𑄝੭ .✦ ݁˖
✿ dude 😭😭😭😭😭
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[WHOOP $ORRY #HITTR I JU$T GOT DONE FU#KING #RAZY $TYLE WHAT$ ↑ #MYNOOKHURT$ #BUTGOD #IMDROOLING #N$FW]
/𝐋ate game bui𝐋d ruined by worst p𝐋ay u have ever seen on the rift
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✿ 🤪
✿ right right…. 🤨
/sum of u r on 3 sopor smoking matesprits type bu𝐋𝐋shit jus straight unironic "i got mad huzz but they r not on the site" bro u ain't foo𝐋ing any1 fr 𝐋o𝐋o𝐋o𝐋 ur ass got eqs (empty quad syndrome) 𝐋mfao #forevera𝐋one #chudmaxxing
✿ i woke up and my clothes were stuck to my body in sweat and i was scared fo my life like i been runnin for miles in the dark forest brah i hate having hivemates with daymare powers
OH,HAHA,FUCK,SORRY,YOURE,RIGHT,I,SHOULD,HAVE,KNOWN,FUCK,IMM,SORRY
🌳🌳🌳today🌲is🌸particularly🌿difficult.🌲🌳🌳🌳 🌳🌳🌳chitinoustraveler-[ct]-is-on-do-not-disturb🌳🌳🌳
-- turntechgodsaid [tg]s phone has been destroyed! --
/went 80/27 in ki𝐋𝐋s on aram mayhem but tht shit don't matter cuz they had go𝐋iath + tank engine sion kms kms kms kms kms
you ♯probably ♯smell ♯fruityaf / ♯gayjoke
♯fuck
♯yes ♯haha
The ☁︎eal I re℃☼☁︎☁︎ended is g☼☼d ☼n b☼th rainy and sunny days.
🌳🌳🌳this🍄was🌿also🌿to🌳say,🌸that,🌸perhaps,🍄i🍄know🍄you🌳too🍄much.🌳by🌿the🍄way.🌸friend🌿of🌸penny.🌳🌳🌳
by the way. @heedlessCheapskate iis a CHEATER
yeah iik iik that's why you liike me so much
waiit ok no guns allowed though guns iis cheatiing
ii probably deserve iit
>> Yeah, and that'ડ f¡ne 1o1
✿ MY OPPS LITERALLY EVERYWHERE even my own glurpsters
♯CHITT ♯CANCELED
♯STOP IT?
✿ disclaimer #daglurp is no throat goat okay i’m not liek dat fr. but whoever wid me IS LOLLL LMFAOO #nsfw or wateva just had to get da word out
✿ dang bruh am i not likable or sum shit da furk
willing Xx to xXx put xXx your Xx security xXx to xX the xXx test? Xx :o)
for real it was so devastatin when i woke up and wasn’t doin that
no ii had one and was blowiing people up
another bazooka dream
remiinder that you are currently iin my domaiin
@heedlessCheapskate piity react me one more tiime see what happens
im ♯verysuddenly ♯unwell ♯asfuck
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < Now, stop. ˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < Then wiggle with it.
um ookayy im ssorryy i wwilll. be qquiett
II woke up so tired...!!! This should be physically impossible. #Grumpy
II KNOW YOU SAW IT CAN YOU AT LEAST REPLY https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d9d368b8b762.png
Ƹ 🌂 > If you see the Dark One SMILING... its because I am thinking of something EVIL. If you see the Dark One LAUGHING...it's because I have already DONE IT! MUAHAHA! Ʒ
xx_chchows_been_training_xx
:) Ok. Where can II find you?
♯thistoo shall ♯turn into a ♯wholething
i am impressed and slightly concerned that such is possible
ᐖ LIEK A SWEEP AN A HAFF LAWL ᐛ
✿ duuuuuuuhuuuuude. dude
✿ nvm guys might die soon my bald hivemate gonna kill me
ah yes the ♯bitchful ♯canofworms opened ♯onceagain
& ♯sometimes when i ♯closemyeyes it feels as though i am ♯stillwiththem we are ♯laughing & ♯playingcards & when i ♯turn to ♯respond to a ♯question ♯theirfaces only ♯reflect ♯bottomlesspits of ♯darkness that has no ♯end / ♯static / ♯theirfeatures are ♯gone / ♯theirvoices are ♯warped / & when ♯mybulbs ♯trulyopen i am ♯clutching my ♯chest & ♯suffocatedbyweight / ♯whimpering like a ♯woundedanimal/ ♯ignoring the ♯ringing of ♯screams that ♯scratch the ♯edges of ♯mypsyche / ♯sometimes i ♯see ♯theirfigures in the ♯corners of ♯myeyes / i still ♯hear ♯theirvoices in ♯thewind / when i ♯facethem in ♯mydreams they ♯donot ♯speaktomedirectly / although i have ♯forgottentheirfeatures i ♯see them in ♯those i ♯carefor / ♯&yet i am ♯forced to ♯continue ♯walkingthisplanet alongside ♯whotookthemoutofit & ♯forced to ♯continue knowing that they ♯brutallyperished in ♯vain / in my ♯pursuit of ♯power i only feel ♯more&morehelpless / ♯noamount of ♯fear will ♯keepmesafe & ♯noamount of ♯waiting will ♯makemebrave ♯traumadumping ♯nsfc ♯nsfp
↘️do not comment things like that under my posts, dale.↘️
"= the sudden busy----ness of my situation. is ridiculous. i'll be fine though. sometimes i get stuck for a while, but i usually come back, for one, if it's too long i have a time player fix me, and two, usually i'm not very long stuck out of the spaces i desire. ="
better thaan whaat ii caan do probaably
✨The stars today...✨ Eugh ...II don't know. Head hurts. II can't get a clear picture. II'll pull a few readings from other sources... Sooo... okay, so, II guess some of you aren't gonna have sex today... that's a bummer... Really the general vibe II'm getting is a bit mixed. Some of you are going two have an extremely fortunate day, and some of you really shouldn't do anything two risky. Listen two your heart and, uh... try not two get caught up in stupid shit. Lucky numbers are... 5, 24, 41, 76, and... the color yellow??? OhhhII'm gonna passo ut #dailyhoroscope #fortune #nsfw ?
been rrreplaying one of my favorrrite games rrrecently. any otherrr massive fans forrr this classic arrround?? https://file.garrrden/acd7UAnzhB1Mhiy8/Untitled928_20260427014530.png
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@heedlessCheapskate FORGOT TO TAG OH MY GOSH #nsfw #bulgerating Last one for the night...Because... It's so cute... Strength is an 8! Be careful! Pliability is a 3... Kinda stiff! Length is... a 3... Second smallest one tonight!" Girth is a solid 7! When you consider the length, anyway. X-Factor is a 4! Rare for bulges to be this petite and...playful. Uhmn. It sports some unique markings on it that allow it to glow. It has a series of graspers along its underridge that can contrast with hemocontrol and give it additional grip as well as being extremely pleasurable. It tastes of the sweet nectar of the honeysuckle flower with a hint of intoxicating blueberry mead. It smells somewhat of a natural musk however, making it quite the contrast! Uhm. My tongue would love it...
Not to weaknesspost on main, but unfortunately I'm susceptible to the attention cats like, like headpats. It's annoying.
;; hh h hh h hhhhh hhh hh h hh h hh ... ;;
∻And n☢t sharing???∻
ᐖ I FEEL LIKE I ᑈOULᐖ HAMMER U INTO A RLY GOOᐖ SORᐖ ᐛ
xx_dey_stole_my_bro_dale's_tip_aftur_he_came_xx
◌ I am probably not going to hire her, as much 'moolah' as she would rake in. ⧂
I KNOW RIGHT THIS SHIT IS CRAZY OUT HERE DOG STOCK UP YKNOW WHAT TIME TO START ROBBIN THE PHRAMACY TOO CODEINE BOUT TO GET PRICEY FOR NO REASON TOO WATCH
Fuckkkkkkkkk
∻Y☢u l☢☢k very.... Malleable.∻
✿ guys.... its not official official yet... but da glurp... well lets just say... no flushed inquiries heh
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WAIT. FUCK.
:o) Xx sick
✿ NO THIS WAS PLANTED
✿ i hate u guys da furk im YOUNG LIT AND TURNT
✿ dang i guess i dont got a lotta friends if fuhreakin dale is da only one that signed my cast and its comin off today
✿ i hate his stupid fukkin giggleterrors
✿ da glurp misses his lusus today after a couple shots of dat fukked up potion #shoutout to a real one ((#substances
✿ wat da eff bro. the glurp does NOT do that. hes above that.
What the actual fuck are you saying to me right now.
i thinnk i would be a troll because i am a troll.
✿ wat why r u envious of my athletic prowess
you didnt even do the ♯hashtag right
Doon't make me regret this decisioon
✿ i don’t feel safe in the restroom anymore
>+. SORRY SHE WAS IN MY NOTIFICATIONS AND NOT YOURS FUCKO .+<
✿ tjats my post dont report my post bro i need u to report the news channel