@homerunKing — #violence
BATTER UP < YOU MIGHT HAVE HEARD RECENTLY THAT I, BATTUR RUNMAN, HAVE BEEN INVOLVED IN A LITTLE SCANDAL AND HAVE BEEN ASKED BY MY LEGAL TEAM TO MAKE A STATEMENT REGARDING IT. LAST WIPE, A FAN APPROACHED ME AND ASKED ME TO SIGN THEIR VINTAGE BAT - AN HONOR FOR ME, TO SEE SOMEONE SO ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT THE SPORT, WHO IS ALSO A FAN OF MINE. OF COURSE, I SIGNED IT WITHOUT HESITATION. HE RAN OFF. LATER THAT DAY, WHILE ON A LONG WALK I ENCOUNTERED THIS FAN USING SAID BAT TO PLAY, I BELIEVE IT WAS CALLED "CRICKET". WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? FIRST OF ALL, HARDLY EVEN A REAL FUCKIN...Read more
BATTER UP < PEOPLE OFTEN ASK ME WHAT MY GREATEST PLAY IS. ALTERNIA SERIES, SEMI-FINALS '21. NO ONE PLAYER CAN STOP MY HIT, SO ALL 13 LINED UP, SINGLE FILE, IN ATTEMPT TO BRACE FOR MY FUCKING HIT. I PIERCED STRAIGHT THROUGH ALL 13 IN ONE SINGLE HIT OF THE SPHERE, CAUSING THE GAME TO END INSTANTLY. A NEVER BEFORE SEEN FEAT IN SLAUGHTER SPHERE. THAT'S RIGHT, ATTEMPT THE "COWARD'S GAMBIT" PLAY ON ME AGAIN. SEE WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS. I BELIEVE I ALSO HAVE TO TAG THIS POST AS #VIOLENCE > HOMERUN