♦ pitied by @hopelessRomantic
☆is the one on the right single? asking for a friend☆
concept: scrolling through chittr on your stomach while your moirail goes at you prone bone them grunting and moaning desperately as they hold onto your hips, eyes closed in a deep focus behind you “i... im sorry, i...fuck, im trying to go fast, thanks again, for... this...” they mumble pathetically, leaning down to kiss at your cheek over and over apologetically in fast pecks “i know youd do the same for me if i needed it...” you laugh back, gasping as they pick up the pace to try and wrap up so you can go back to watching your favorite movie together (tags: Reader/Moirail, rails pails, palepail, railpailing, palefic, #nsfw, casual pailing, fluffy, archive rating: E)
I THINK SOMEONES TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING WITH THAT. PROBABLY A THREAT, BUT THEN AGAIN WHO DOESNT GET THREATS FROM PEOPLE.
VVendettas aside for a second, howw in the fuck did he reach that conclusion?
Squishy, Fragile Things With Short Lifespans. Apparently They All Have Red Blood, But That Sounds Like A Ridiculous Rumor To Me.
4 realzies. liek... dey r just so nice 2 hold n squeeze.. so warm cuz dey r filled with da warmth of straight up luv, yo
EEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHCKKKK. WRONG ANSWER. YOu STuPID FuCKWIT. I HOPE. THE EARDRuM SHATTERING SOuND. OF THE WRONG ANSWER BuZZER. RESIDES IN YOuR HEAD FOREVER. YOu CHRONICALLY uNFuCKABLE NuMBSKuLL.
People Do Not Understand That I Am Simply A Sensitive Troll Who Understands And Sympathizes With Lowbloods. In Fact, You Are All Just Bloods To Me. I Am 6'0" By The Way.
d/) p/)/)r highbl/)/)ds exist? like i never really th/)ught /)f it bef/)re but yk h/)w crazy it w/)uld be 4 highbl/)/)ds 2 be p/)/)r? h/)w d/) y/)u get a headstart and s/)meh/)w landed up at r/)ck b/)tt/)m???
CHITTR SHADY FACT #43 • “some people only see moiraillegience as a stepping stone to matespritship and it SHOWS. concupiscent quads aren’t the only ones that matter just because you get vaporized if you don’t fill them.”
Being On Chittr Will Do That
RIGHT, BASICALLY. WHOLE BUNCH OF BULLSHIT ABOUT ME BEING A MALE FUCHSIA LED ME TO BEING TOSSED TO THE NAVY AS A WIGGLER TO HOPEFULLY DIE DURING A PLANETARY CONQUEST WHERE I WAS TREATED LIKE SOME KIND OF DISPOSABLE WEAPON THAT GOT SICCED ON THE FRONTLINES AT THE EXPENSE OF ITS OWN HEALTH. BUT, I LIVED TO ADULTHOOD AND MY LIFE IS SLIGHTLY LESS SUCKY NOW BECAUSE I WAS TRANSFERRED TO A REGIMENT THAT TREATS ME LIKE A PERSON INSTEAD OF JUST A TOOL.
IN A WAY I AM. MORE SO TIRED OF THE EXPECTATION OF ME BEING TREATED LIKE SHIT, BUT THINGS HAVE GOTTEN BETTER AS OF LATE, IF YOU HAD SEEN ME TWO SWEEPS AGO, I'D BE IN A TOTAL FUCKING SLUMP. I DONT THINK YOU'D REALLY BOTHER WITH WANTING TO KNOW EVERYTHING IN TERMS OF WHAT I'D BEEN THROUGH SO IM NOT GOING TO ELABORATE UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO. IT FEELS RUDE TO ASSUME SUCH.
ONE WAY OR ANOTHER YOUR GONNA GET DRAGGED INTO SOME BULLSHIT, ITS HOW THINGS ARE UNFORTUNATELY. BUT IM GOING TO TRY AND HAVE SOME SEMBLANCE OF HOPE THAT YOU NEVER GET DRAGGED INTO SOME BULLSHIT LIKE I HAVE.
~ Ohh u guys look r3344lly cut33 2g33th33r!! :3cᅠᅠXoXo
like man trolls with like hate in them like ya know
[begin chit] i zupp0ze. i waz m0re upzet when i th0ught zhe w0u1d zave me. i think i might mizz her z0metimez. [end chit]
[begin chit] 0h. n0t zince i waz inzta11ed. apparent1y i waz n0 10nger az entertaining. [end chit]
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Your defense is appreciated. Unfortunately, t[][]is is to be expected of zealots like t[][]ese. I find it best to ignore t[][]em.
>([sometimes moirails make out nasty style bro i dont t#ink a little spoonin is gonna #ave regulators kickin in your s#it]
> y0u c0uld t0tally trade s0me stuff 1 d0n't kn0w any0ne wh0 d0esn't l1ke sh1ny th1ngs
THANK YOU MY HIGHBLOOD
> the1r p0st was ab0ut feel1ng s1ngled-0ut regard1ng pe0ple br1ng1ng up them be1ng a h1ghbl00d under the1r p0sts; d01ng s0 0nly perpetuates that d1sc0mf0rt