♦ pitied by @illustriousAnatomy
never give into gay temptation.
help girl im melting
▼im getting fat...▲
I couldn't get my care bear collection furom my last cullers hive and I'm still trying to find them all again...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ I'm furry sad about it...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
---- |um am I confusing [indistinct] mm people keep asking me what I mean [indistinct] not trying [indistinct] be [indistinct] thing on my mouth not helping but I can't [indistinct] it off| ____
>+. I THINK MY BROTHER AND DOGS ARE GETTING UP TO UNSUPERVISED PLANT EATING .+<
man i just do not fEEl lIkE dOIng any kind of mEaningfUl work tOdAy. i nEEd a fUckIn bUrgEr or lIkE sOmE bUlgE or sOmethIn man
m❥ybe k❥rm❥ is re❥l ugh i woke up this night ❥nd there’s ❥ curl th❥t just c❥n’t be t❥med 😩
📍You don't know my $truggle you don't under$tand remembering all your bo$$e$ $carbuck$ order$ and holding each one with ju$t the $trength of your finger tip$ when that $hitty cardboard container i$n't doing it$ job📍 I could pull up a grown man, with a $ingle thumb📍 #plea$edontte$tthatiamfeeble
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ That stupid fuck.ing www.ageslave lowww.er bluetrash CUCK is go.ing to br.ing COLD nachos www.ith NO jalapenos into the sacred place that is my H𝙸VE
walks ar≡ so boring man i gotta start skipping or som≡thing
|| MAYBE IF I COULD TAKE TWO WIPES OFF WORK TO DEAL WITH THE ATROCIOUS WITHDRAWAL I’D GO THROUGH || AND EVEN THEN I’D LOSE MY SMOKE BREAK | MY DISCIPLINE IS STRONG ENOUGH ALREADY YOU DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT | OVER ||
|| CIGARS FEEL FUNDAMENTALLY STUPIDER THAN CIGARETTES YET I CAN’T HELP BUT LOVE BOTH EQUALLY | LIKE FUCK YEAH BIG ASS PLANT CYLINDER YOU KEEP IN YOUR MOUTH AND CHEW ON FOR AN HOUR OR TWO THAT’S JUST AS BAD AS A CIG | MAKE IT MAKE SENSE | OVER ||
Sleep is feast or famine I get it. I just. Didn't expect to pass out on the floor for 15 hours
Someone asked me the differrence between stalking and sleuthing. Obviously it’s that you get paid to sleuth. What a stupid question. 🔎
us≡d to wish i had sharp horns wh≡n i was young≡r th≡ oth≡r kids would mak≡ m≡ try to balanc≡ upsid≡ down on min≡
7uck what i wouldn’t do 7or som3 ic3cr3am on this damn ship...
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ I’d never d◕ that ◕h g◕d˚ bully him th◕ugh, might res◕rt t◕ that ◕ne
Ovr le^d singer is so me^n to me for no re^son ^t ^ll. Not even one single re^son.
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ I kn◕◕◕◕w!! I’m RIGHT here!!!!
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ r◕lling ar◕und in anguish while my matesprit Ign◕res Me t◕ play VIDE◕D GAMES
---- |ngh mmm so hungry [indistinct] don't [indistinct] eat weird thing [indistinct] gave me [indistinct] hungry hurts| ____
action; statement input; statement: not rea||y. i'm on|y rude to peop|e i don't |ike input; statement: or if my pan is ha|f-fried & i cannot process someone's words correct|y, & misunderst&
action; statement input; statement: no one in particu|ar input; statement: my options are just being rude to peop|e on chittr or being rude a|oud to my technicians, & the former does not get my attitude corrected harsh|y [#vio|ence]
yapper b liek: tha zignal iz z𖦹 bad up here h𖦹w am i zupp𖦹zed t𖦹 read thiz zhinji x kaw𖦹ru ya𖦹i fluff fanfic 𖦹n a𖦹3 like diz FML >:(
action; statement input; statement: f|orid is correct input; statement: it is an easy & effective so|ution action; query input; query: do i need to te|| you to turn off |ocation tracking too?
I am str∞ng. I am p∞werful. I am c∞mp∞sed. I d∞ n∞t let lust c∞nsume me. #suggestive
uurghhhh wh7 c0uldnt i bE this tirEd E4rliEr 0k47 wh4tEvEr #goodlight #maybe
its cool just hard to remember sometimes my bad
8=l < Never been interested in culling before 8=l < Why am I having thoughts of it now 8=l < I can't just steal people 8=l < I need off the internet #vagueposting
𓂃ֶָ֢ UGH MY MONITOR WEXPLODWED FROM TRYING TO PLAY OUTWER WILDS ON FULL QUALITY HD XP 4D 8K RWEALISTIC SHADOW MOVWEMWENT RWEALISTIC WIND MOVWEMWENT RWEALISTIC QUANTUM MWECHANICS
people around here are always up to some nonsense just some straight up bullshit i should get up to some nonsense myself!!!! ...right after my work is done...
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im dead
*、y411 JUST 3RR0RS T0 M3！⚡️
(\ /) i feel like i'm just making it worse for myself. the more i think about it or talk about it in any slight degree. i am *fine.* it could be worse.
Ch★t b★nned from de★dlock ★g★in, I liter★lly didn't even do ★nything, this is fucked up.
sleep time. i feel like im the only fuCker in this session who aCtually understands the gravity of all this shit. no one else is worried. i Can't stop thinking a6out how fuCked we are if this goes wrong. 6ut i guess i'm the fuCkin' weird one.
|| WONDER HOW MANY LAWS IT WOULD BREAK TO 'ACCIDENTALLY' DROP MY CIGARETTE ON MY PAPERWORK AND BURN IT ALL | COULDNT BE THAT MANY RIGHT? | OVER ||
@h - don't want your p-ty.
when are we going to play among us? ??? sad puppy? among us........................... does no one want to play with me? sad sad puppy
usually id have more pride about this but please send some my way i need a win
just fumbled a bad bitch because im short #yep kms X_X its so over
The worst part -s when the contact po-nts p-nch my sk-n. #vaguepost-ng #d-sab-l-ty
ALLARD GIVING ME GREY HAIRS.
ᛝ Cursed without your Say-so? ᛝ ᛝ Languishing in Fear? ᛝ ᛝ Simply pay its Prices ᛝ ᛝ It can break it Here ᛝ
𓉸... NEw uNIvERsE wHo dIs.
br0 (⌐□_□) (⌐□_□) (⌐□_□) y0u t00 br0 (⌐□_□)
༄ ｡°It has been a rather quiet light. Concerning.°｡ ༄
[I AM BEAUTIFUL I AM HAND$OME MY BOYFRIEND$ LOVE ME I AM $EXY I AM $OMEONE #DAILYAFFIRMATION$]
⦓ ... Still no response... Ouah. They're probably ignoring me ﴾I deserve it but I am still worried﴿ or asleep. It's a sleeping type of time in their area I think... ? ⦔
(GOT^THAT^MOTHERFUCKIN^ICE^CREAM^IN^MY^SYSTEM...^(0:=)
ive exhausted my paths through the underground llabyrinths. the finall room was just another map room? but it just gave me a map for a section of tunnells not connected to these ones. fuckin sgrub...
0n0 < I still have to wait another month to be born
And bEfOrE I knEw It I'vE EAtEn AlmOst An EntIrE lOAfs wOrth Of gArlIc brEAd! gOOdnEss grAcIOUs...
i already know no one wantt me butt tthatt doesntt matttter cause i gott fish tto cattch
[emotion_detected: irritation] action; statement input; statement: ugh i want to move about! i want to throw peop|e into wa||s!! input; statement: i want to bite someone both in a #vio|ence way & an #nsfw way input; statement: both at the same time input; statement: i think pi|otbatteries shou|d be a||owed to inf|ict harm on superiors they don't |ike
my pan hurts
ȭħ! uħ! i feaŗ tħis samuŗais bȭdy migħt nȭt be able tȭ witħstand tħe gŗasp ȭf yȭuŗ tentacles, my well musculatuŗe-d fellȭw!
I Am Too " Sleepy " To Be " Chronically Online " Tonight, Someone Else Will Have To Take Up The Burden Temporarily.
[emotion_detected: disdain] action; query input; query: you do underst& that i was being sarcastic just now, right input; query: sure|y
g-girl's night out but i-it's just me anD i'm at home..,,..,.,.
⊹ I AM D⟡ING MY BESTTTT ⊹
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Ɨ |⟨nΩ屮 Ɨ gΩ♱ ΣΩm-∊ bƗg mȺn Σpⴵ-∊r-∊Σ 屮Ɨ♱ⴵ ♱ⴵ-∊ fȺ☪︎♱ ♱ⴵȺ♱ ΣΩm-∊ |⟨-∊-∊p 屮Ⱥn♱Ɨng ♱Ω bury ♱ⴵ-∊Ɨr ⴵ-∊Ⱥd b-∊♱屮-∊-∊n -∊m. #Σugg-∊Σ♱Ɨv-∊ -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
action; statement input; statement: i wasn't ta|king physica||y
action; query input; query: oh no, whatever wi|| you do action; statement input; statement: such a nightmare. error:inputdenied error:ru|e_break_detected Correcting input; statement: i do not think that is a nightmare, i think it is a manufactured prob|em to try to make yourse|f |ook better than you are & can be easi|y so|ved by on|y getting one to eat. input; statement: ow fuck input; statement: that was sarcasm, i was trying to be sarcastic... input; statement: stupid truth coding.
grgorgle hooow 2 get purson not moviing wifthout kidnnees to stopp bleeding nnnd be aliev
Tħis ħȭnȭŗable samuŗai is always seeking ways tȭ fuŗtħeŗ tħeiŗ stŗengtħ!
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