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Hey bored, im olie

G'd evenin', mornin', or whatev'r you all go by ^^
im liek if sabrina carpenter n dolly parton had a babey. and tht baby grew up 2 b epic but get 0 bitches
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bunny boy(@independantShenanigans ) is asleep. look at how many mugs me and @litericalLubricant balanced on him https://64.media.tumblr.com/e5b1104e1c611104651c2a92b4db880b/4f8f6bc7128c4152-63/s640x960/86e9491c0dff5b62634b51909fa863b254ad0d95.png

ββοΈ FEEL THAT.
like if you make caring if people die your whole personality
βοΈcome to His Majesty's restaurant.βοΈ

βοΈstop quadrantbaiting on my posts.βοΈ βοΈDIMINISHING RETURNS. YOU CAN SLIP INTO SOMEONE ELSE'S WORKSQUARE AND TUG THEIR TIE, BUT I WILL NOT BE CAUGHT SLACKING.βοΈ

βοΈGROWL JONES IS UP THREE POINTS. WE ARE POPPING THE BIGGEST BOTTLES WHEN OUR RETURNS ARE QUADRUPLED AND THEN CAREFULLY PLACED INTO LONG-TERM SAVINGS PROGRAMS, SO PASSIVE INTEREST CAN ACCRUE OVER A PRE-DESIGNATED SERIES OF SWEEPS.βοΈ

βοΈI HAVE BEEN OFFERED COUNTLESS PROMOTIONS IN MY TIME.βοΈ βοΈall denied.βοΈ βοΈWHY?βοΈ βοΈwhat is the most foundational part of any stepcase? when you look at a horizontal bar graph, what are your bulbs first drawn to?βοΈ βοΈTHE BOTTOM STEP.βοΈ

We supp.oΒ°rt independent small businenss .oΒ°wners

( αβΎΜκ βΎΜα); < Gee whizz, ain'tchu an anomaly in the space!!! Can't say I've ever met a fair finned face making such a big splash in the small ventures pond...super curious where yer revenue streams 'r lapped up from... ( αβκβα) < Buuuuuuut that's all high brow stuff, 20 thousand fathoms too deep fer me!!! Ewe got a lovely place 'n I hear yer lookin' fer angel investor types??? Me 'n my buds like t'meet bilunar fer pale exercises...open floor plans would prove awfully useful fer the essentials... ( αβκβα); <> <> <> <> Long as ya can guarantee us a slot, we can make sure t'cram plenty 'o coinage!!! That is t'say...I'd be happy to sling some caeger yer way as long as ya don't mind the foot traffic bein' clogged by a couple 'o pamper-seekin' souls lookin' t'get in touch with pledgin' moirallegiance!!!

