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I t♋︎♋︎k a selfie this m♋︎rning https://cdn.disc♋︎rdapp.c♋︎m/attachments/1388634705477501060/1490085854356574318/IMG_7370.jpg?ex=69d2c618&is=69d17498&hm=479086cd809860fdc3a069b162495220dcc91c480e6593b326ce4e1c4e1dd20a& #selfie #c♋︎splay
Just puttin’ this out there. …Anyone interested in startin’ a band?
Your3 in hi2 DM2, im in hi2 b3droom painting hi2 to3nail2 a bunch of 2up3r dop3 color2. W3 ar3 not th3 2am3.
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this means something that im wa🇾 too fucked up to understand... #substances
A splendid thing that my crew are all too content in taking pretty treasures and taking a cut 8etween them then. #nsfw
I DIED AGAIN. BUT I CAME BACK. I SAW THINGS. WONDERFUL AND CONFUSING IN EQUAL MEASURE. I MAY HAVE GOTTEN MARRIED. 9'1" WITHOUT THE HORNS ALSO.
an unfortunate fact no one seems to remember
Im r3al good at poor d3ci2ion making 😎
☆alright I'm back to horny post. #nsfw obviously. But FUCK. I need bulge. So bad. Rough. Big. Toys aren't cutting it.☆
⚓< why does rick astley only know how to shimmy to the lift and right? do some other dance moves. >
my cock!!! the "length" post was about my cock okay?? my dick is 9'1 inches!!! i'm "hung"!!! i thought i made it obvious with the tag but noooo people thought i was some nine foot giant >~< #nsfw #cocktroubles
X Brb, having a healthy balanced breakfast (3 cigs, a joint, a line, and a megacull XL deathwish energy drink #substance x
X Oh yeah and toast x
⚓< after listening to this fucking song for almost 15 minutes now. i can officially say. Never Gonna Give You Up. is okay. NOT GOOD. just okay. >
Apologies taken with grace You are very much alright to be who you present to be /^v^\
but working out gets me all sweaty and exhausted!!!
Yooo your bar look2 2ick! Id lov3 to com3 by, but I g3t WAY to rowdy for a plac3 a2 nic3 a2 that
Oh I forgot to introduce myself How impossibly rude of me I am Doppio Zypher But do please call me Zypher I run a quant bar/cafe hybrid by the port so please come by to have a sip This place is welcome to all walks of life who wish to experience serenity https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/117809338_ZRM3jsbJEPx9RiF.png /^v^\
SOM3 OF YOU W3R3N'T COURT TR41N3D 4ND 1T SHOWS
⚓< i dont like how thats your immediate response. >
C3rtifi3d hood cla22ic
(( english is such an annoying language sometimes there's no single letter that makes "sh" and the phonetic symbol ʃ turns into the letter Σ in allcaps
oh, are we posting oUr heights? i'm 6'5"! the tallest of my groUp, to be sUre, bUt actUally qUite diminUtive for a cherUb! :U
6'6. I lo+ve them sho+rter, and I lo+ve them taller. <3
c0ach u cant zay that 2 me 1m gunna get u f1red 1 h0pe u l1ke unempl0yment
Did you eat the cupcake wrapper? Yes = ♠️. No (you hate yourself.) = 🖤.
someone.is left out of the will
iiiiif u r the guy wh✮s car i like t✮tally hit peeling ✮ut ✮f the grubmart. sry.ᐟ i haaaaaad t✮ like n✮t be there. after i hit y✮u and all.
>>| no need. you can just feel .it there.
I cant do anything about y'all2 h3ight but I got a f3w inch32 for you. #n2fw #2ugg32tiv3
I suppose it would be like that to a gooner like you. No I am not a bottom nor top. Change yourself for the better. Call a therapist.
To all my 2hort homi32 in h3r3 you can 2it on my 2hould3r2 and w3 can b3 tall tog3th3r. Fuck all th323 hat3r2.
@ i was incredibly self conscious about my height around siX sweeps. i was much taller than most others on the planet, besides some of my caste. @ @ i don't like to talk about it. @
Im a 2uck3r for tr3nd2 2o I cant r32i2t 23v3n foot 3v3n. 23v3n 2ix if you includ3 my horn2.
"You changed fr." I was ten. But okay. #vagueposting.
((Finally got through all my replies just in time for my coworker to ask if I can take his shift tomorrow- the one that starts in less than 9 hours from now. So I guess now I slumber.))
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maket hem get their own lawn 2 kill the gyy on
>+. 9'6", HORNLESS .+<
I wwant tto bbe inside hhim bbut llike in a gglamrock ffreddy wway #nsfw~<
>>| height doesnt matter .as long .as you make the job done.
(( Thank you to everyone who ParticiPated tonight and for all the laughs! #iwantCANdY #ERIdANweek @assistMint @gratuitousAnnuity httPs://i.imgur.com/ujmgmXC.Png
Do Not Be Sad, You Can Still Fit Though NorMal Doorways Unlike My 2100lb Self.
Fun 2iz3d
I 2ur3 hop3 not I want th3 party to 2tart wh3n I walk in
https://i.postimg.cc/N0wgBCQ2/image-2026-04-04-031835468.png none a you saw anyone post boat #eridanweek 2nite is that understood
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I'm going to lay in bed until I pass out.
touches the ground something terrible happened here #eridanweek
Congratulas)(orens to all t)(e brand new little ladies of C)(ittr!
night oчt with the lads: we;re havin freckle bitch;s later ;* https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/c95a2d661e23:png #gore #art
gett1ng the fuck outta here #er1danweek
I n33d to mak3.mor3 hat3abl3 po2t2. 2o clo23 to 10k Kull but I k33p killing it and po2ting lik3abl3 2hit
TW: #c9mplaints F9r as much as I enj9y writing, drafting 9ut an entire pr9p9siti9n detailing my exact th9ughts, feelings, and suggesti9ns f9r a newer, 6etter versi9n 9f Chittr is quite time-c9nsuming, and a 6it exhausting.
JANE CROCKER WHEN I GET MY CLAWS ON YOU.
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[ E R R O+ R 1 9 5 1 7 ; VIA PARADO+XA FUTURA DO+LO+RO+SA ] With shame, I am disgusted by ho+w readily he accepts the chains. I beg fo+r him to+ fight back, to+ take charge o+f his o+wn fate. He do+es no+t hear me. He cho+o+ses no+t to+ listen. Do+es he no+t kno+w that the swift, brutal death his refusal co+uld bring will be mo+re merciful? I refused to+ lo+o+k my pro+blems in the eye as a child; I let my hatred fo+r the wo+rld burn thro+ugh me so+ tho+ro+ughly that I refused to+ make any mo+ves to+ change it. I wanted so+meo+ne else to+ change it all. No+t me, I had to+ld myself. It isn't fair that I seem to+ be the o+nly o+ne who+ sees this. After I had co+me to+ kno+w my clade, my family, I refused to+ allo+w them to+ see my burdens. I lo+ve them greatly; who+ am I, to+ put my struggles o+nto+ them? I kno+w they saw it, my fear, my desperatio+n. To+ ease my spirit, he wo+uld so+ rarely tell me his fears. I did no+t want my co+ncern fo+r him to+ beco+me ano+ther weight he had to+ carry. And no+w he drags his iro+ns, alo+ne. #viado+lo+ro+sa #easter2026
gETTING YURI MARRIED!!!! #GIRL
I \/\/\/\/ant to apologize for m'actions durin' #i\/\/\/\/antcandy. These \/\/\/\/ords are typed by my publicist.
24 Karat Magic in the Air. #i\/\/\/\/antcandy #eridan\/\/\/\/eek
[lessgooo i finished the reread of the candy epilogue, meat here i come]
S♡ h♡w is it? Regret it?
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://files.catbox.moe/9qgyw6.png ]
Ha\/\/in' a great, imperial time \/\/\/\/it' all o' the #eridan\/\/\/\/eek #fishingfriday attendees.
thatsss embarrasssing httpsss://filesss.catbox.moe/505rb7.png
Oh to be marked up and bruised all over... i desire it oh so dearly. #nsfw
(this is unrelated, hi from my ooc acount but i've noticed some people using discord image links for some of their embeds so i figured i'd post about it just in case anyone didn't know! discord image links expire after 24 hours, so if you'd like your embeds to remain what they are, you might try using an external image hosting site!)
Not sure what for, but whatever you say, lil' lady.
Don't know why you'd need a quarter, but lemme slide one your way
the dark knight more like the dork knight
Did y'all know that on top of being a #fishingenthusiast I also worked briefly as a plumber? I'm a multi-faceted man if you get to know me. https://i.imgur.com/Oe7tPaj.png #nsfw
Looks like y'\/\/\/\/ill \/\/\/\/ant a different lure an' possibly a hea\/\/ier stone then. Also looks like yer lake fishin'. Not goin' t'get too much outta that.
Thank y'all fer th'ne\/\/\/\/ shirt. It's a size or t\/\/\/\/o too small. But here it is. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f83568e81df7.png
Pretty!
fix: prevent chitbleed between threads when you have previously clicked on a reply link in any feed fix: optimize character deletion, should be much faster now #siteupdates
Is there some kinda competition happening for #fishingfriday? I’ll smoke evweryone here.
Just catch a big one for em
my advvice for fishin is dont hook yourself wwith the rod and dont be near the explosivve wwhen you throww it in the wwater #fishingfriday
Yeah I could do swing by not to worry
♰ funny how the only people hating that chitt happen to have fins :) ♰
Th'ocean? #fishingfriday
More information comin' soon. Please follo\/\/\/\/ #fishingfriday.
Sunf1sh are dumb but cute https://divedeeper.site/app/uploads/DanielleDion_MolaMola_DSC_2043_Aug18.jpg
#fishingfriday
1eeli^9 re1reshed a1ter my jo9 today a^d my workout is complete 1or ^ow sis told me to post the a1termath because she thou9ht it would be "1u^^y" so i 9uess why ^ot? https://12.toyhou.se/1ile/12-toyhou-se/ima9es/109395491_L8JRqCxLULy0TKA.p^9
Jason Voorh33s. Love his movies.
No one sho\/\/\/\/ed up fer fishin'.
[I FEEL DI$RE$PE#TED ILL BE TALKING ABOUT THI$ TO MY LAWYER$ @BENIGNANTAPPERTAIN]
I shit talked all of these horrid Creepy Pastas just to summon them.
Sadly Summoner is the only majestic motherfucker on alternia who has wings :"o)
denial may be a long river in egypt, but miller-darling knows better. manners are always afforded to a lady. https://files.catbox.moe/0k41t9.jpg #noir #millerverse
Chittr might b3 dying but at l3a2t hat3 bot i2 okay
She is classified as having that "dog" in her, so per the rulebook, her win is completely legal. Congratulations, Jade!
i havEn't bothErEd blocking you, i just don't likE you.
2hit mayb3 🤔
>--D=Is=this=that=mpreg=thing=I=have=been=hearing=about=:??=#nsfw//<
Y3ah fr th3y'r3 multiplying
I am not detective yaoi and there is no wedding as that is illegal! #millerverse #noir
did you guys knowv im also a painter? here is a recent self-portrait i vworked vwery hard on. (only positivwe comments allowved, thanks.) https://i.imgur.com/RClWNic.jpeg
I’m just waking up from an awesome dream fuck me for waking up fuck you Vriska for waking up!!!!!!!!
1. 4h3m. 1 do not know 1f 1 h4v3 st4nd1ng, but 1 would lov3 to court you. #nsfw
I'm turning in fo+r the day. To+ mo+st o+f yo+u: go+o+d wo+rk with yo+ur lines. To+ the rest: maybe fo+cus yo+ur attentio+n o+n o+ther appro+aches.
I must sleep now though it was fun you converse with all of you. Have a good night or day.
:33< wheres the link h33 h33 :33< WHERES THE FURKING LINK MADDIE!!!
okay, admittedly, i did kind of sign up here in the middle of the night. so i am going to scoot my ass off to bed. rest well or good morning everyone!
Turns out, it's actually super easy to borrow someone's laptop while they aren't looking! Stay tuned, dorks!
are you a strategy guide? because i've been reading you for hours and i still don't get it.
((Thank you he came to me after I saw one tweet its an account along the lines of The Mysterious Fucking Detective))
:33< its called meow :33< look it up asshole!
(( OOC to explain a bit about Miller's world. He is in the 1960s, everything is greyscale, there are computers just more like early ones and they use typewriters instead of keyboards. He doesn't understand anything modern so he may get confused. He has never seen a color other than greyscale and will get confused if you mention other colors. Miller is inspired by https://x.com/bladesbaseee please check them out they are extremely funny. I will be updating this post and pinning it so make sure to check it out every once in awhile incase I've added a new thing or two if you really like him. ))
Oh dearie me I sure hope nobody is getting the wrong idea of my "pickup lines" I am not interested in any women. I do hope this is an appropriate place to say this or I suppose I will be out of a job and city and possibly my life. I do not think aliens have the same rules as humans do though.
thank god it's over.
Are you my dead lover that I am searching aimlessly for? Because you are gone like the wind. ((OOC: He is referencing a noir film.))
14 follow3r2 away from 100 and 1k kull away from 10k l3t'2 gooooo Good numb3r2 to 3nd th3 night on
If yall 233 m3 in an hour ju2t know I didnt li3, I fail3d
I have awakened to twenty two notific8tions from one specific individual. If only the Neophyte could finger me as fast as she has mastered the click 8utton. #nsfw
this is completely off the cuff but i'm suddenly craving carrots. i think all that horse posting from before i made my first post got to me.
La2t on3 H3y baby ar3 you a robb3r? Cau23 tak3 my wall3t and put that gun away j32u2 chri2t
Looking to inject your SQL into my application layer? Don't worry, My backend's sanitized. #pickupline ? #nsfw
Are you brandy? Because I think about you everyday. ((#substances))
ARE YOU MY MATESPRIT? CAUSE I WANT YOU. TO BE MY MATESPRIT. #AMIGETTINGTHISRIGHT?
B3tt3r catch 2om3 of yall at 3W tomorrow if that 2hit2 2till happ3ning
Alright @in23cur3Natur3 you win thi2 round thi2 3 i2 kicking in 2om3thing fi3rc3. G3tting hard to 233 my 2cr33n right with all th323 color2. #2ub2tanc32
Are you my cigarette? Because I would like to suck on you until you are burnt to the filter. ((#nsfw #substances))
are you a vault? because i closed the door and can't get out, help.
Thank you, Kind Citizen.
Hm.
<body> ** are you a chud? because you look like a chud. </body>
are you a bicycle? because i skinned my knee trying to climb on top of you. #nsfw ?
:33< so a pirate captain walks into a bar a big ships wh33l sticking out of his pants :33< the bartendpurr asks "whats up with the ships wh33l?" :33< the pirate respawnds :33< "Yar! its driving me nuts!" :33< #nsfw ish
4r3 you th3 f5 k3y??? b3c4us3 th4t 4ss 1s so r3fr3sh1ng. #nsfw
You mu2t b3 a pa22ing grad3 cau23 I wanna tak3 you hom3 and 2how you to my lu2u2
:33< mew all are driving meow furkin wild!
your body 1s l1k3 4n op3n world th4t 1 would n3v3r stop 3xplor1ng. #nsfw
...oh, whatever, i'll try one too. are you a movie? because i'd like to stare at you anywhere between an hour and three hours!
w4nt to t4k3 4 s1d3qu3st to th3 b3droom? #nsfw
Yaknow I wa2 f33ling a littl3 off today Th3n you walk3d by and turn3d m3 on #n2fw
Not everything is always black and white. It is for me. But you have the option to see color. I do not. So do not judge others based on their appearance and always question their actions.
ARE YOU CHITTR? CAUSE I HATE YOU. #BLACKROM
I think I never should 8e seen again, actually.
oh p1ck up l1n3s??? l3t m3 g3t 1N ON TH1S. n1c3 p4ntz, wh4t's th3 drop r4t3 on '3m?
The news is always an interesting read. https://i.ibb.co/B2d1xd1t/image-2026-04-03-001432623.png
I do apologize for all of those who have lost someone. I understand the pain. But you must keep going. You will find another. Do not cling to the memories for so long that you are lost in them. You must keep going to find new things or people to love. It will get better. Trust me. I am case in point. I have lost many good friends and lovers frankly. But I am still here. I am a detective. I have found new things to love and new people to love. It will all get better you just must wish for it to. I do hope you also find new love or friendship. Even a slight companionship is wonderful and if you have that it will get better. Trust your favorite mysterious Detective.
my favorite thing abt all the cat girls i see on my TL is how theyre always lowkey just hitting on each other the whole time i love yall for tht #nsfw
hi. are you a trammpolinne. because i really wannnna be bounncinn onn you #nnsfw
hey girl lets cut the chit-chat do you wannnna fuck crazystyle or nno #nnsfw #sleepfailedbtw
♡k I’m g♡ing back t♡ sleep. I just had ♡ne ♡f the happiest experience ever but my head still hurts s♡..
You wi2h You dont 3v3n know
Are you a 8ook? 8ecause I would like to split you open and get my head in 8etween your pages. #nsfw
<body> ** i don't believe half of the people posting pick up lines on my tl right now have ever known the touch of a woman. </body>
when i jojned this site to share my #basedesires i forgot that most peoples #basedesires are just being #nsfw can’t even talk about #violence because i’m too busy reading pickup lines
>>| .i don't think you need to do pickups to stick .a bone bulge .into my spinal crevice. #nsfw
Ar3 you an arch3ologi2t? Cau23 I got a bon3 for you to 3xamin3 #n2fw
How much did you pay for tho23 pant2? I b3t i could g3t th3m 100% off
HELLO WOMAN. ARE YOU AN IMPORTANT OCCURRENCE. I HAVE TO WRITE ABOUT? CAUSE YOU’RE DRIVING ME UP THE FUCKING WALL. #ROMACEORSOMETHING
My notification2 b3 going crazy tonight
:33< mew know that imeowge of the guy at the window with the shirt that says sicko going "YES YES"? :33< thats meow at all of nyall being so horny tonight :33< #nsfw
8=D < My video made me very comfortable and sleepy. I will finally rest for the day. Do not stay up too late, my friends.
You should buy clothing more suitable for warm climates and or leave the hot area you are in
<body> ** maybe the metal is melting. </body>
Th3y 2ay th3 tongu3 i2 th3 2trong32t mu2cl3 in your body, wanna fight?
I G♡T THE DETECTIVE AS MY M♡IRAIL. SUCK IT. ALL ♡F Y♡U.
:33< good k33p it up :33< if they get horny enough ill be anyaing and respawned to all of them in a way that makes it clear im horny :33< #nsfw
Baby you can call m3 anxi3ty th3 way im gonna g3t your l3g2 2haking #n2fw
can't wait to inject my SQL into your application layer
:33< these pick up lines are getting purrgressively hornier :33< #nsfw
Ah this is very fun another from me! Lets count shoulders!
Baby you turn my 2oftwar3 into hardwar3 #n2fw?
Im 2o j3alou2 of your blood pu2h3r It g3t2 to pound in2id3 of you all day and I dont #n2fw
It2 not my fault I f3ll in lov3. Your3 th3 on3 who tripp3d m3..
May someone please inform me what a Moirail is?
Broooooo
L♡♡king back at my p♡sts. I keep thinking ab♡ut that detective guy. He w♡uld be a g♡♡d M♡irail..hm
Ah another one this is fun! Do you like Florida? Cause I'm going to Tampa with you! This really is fun.
L3t'2 play Troll Titanic. You b3 th3 Titanic and ill 2ma2h th3 fuck out of you #n2fw
8=D < Let us watch rela%ing horses together. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh1DAyJt4CE
2orry buddy it2 min3 now
I have yet another one of these pick up lines! I hate to be Russian you, but quit Stalin and let’s get out of here. I hope you do enjoy.
Crazy. No p3n, no pap3r, but you 2till draw all my att3ntion
I may not b3 abl3 to hold a conv3r2ation, but I can hold your hand
Detective work. You should see my "bio" for more information about this. I do hope you check it out.
ⓘ Game development, media account management, and [S0ME 0THER SECRET THINGS Y0U CAN'T KN0W AB0UT]. © SBURB 2009
A telephone number. ((OOC: That is a real number in the 1960s which is the era Miller is in everythings just a little odd and changed around a bit dont worry about it))
i got Another pi<k-up line in mind. "do you got A boner or do you just wAnt to bone with me?" mAn i Am on fire right now, i'll surely get A mAtesprit this sweep! :v
sAw this lusus outside my hive lAst wipe... <ould someone pi<k him up? he's s<Aring me... <:v https://file.gArden/A<NRhr7tQByOmwd4/goodeguy%20goAt%20bAnner.jpg
What are we d♡ing? Pick up lines? Uh..Fuck i suck at these, but I’m way better at sh♡wing than telling <3
I dont u23 gor3gl3 anymor3, a2 2oon a2 I m3t you I found 3v3rything im 23arching for.
Thank you, Kind Citizen.
I have one of these so called "Pick up" lines. I’m a conscientious subjector. Did I do well?
Th3y my 2p3cialty
Happin322 2tart2 with an H but min3 2tart2 with U
these pickup lines fucking suck.
My boss... Is how you say... Odd to say the least I will be referring to him as Mr. Pinstripe Suit from now on though. As this Web Site does not allow for any of his real names.
i can not tell if that guy is serious or a troll. like uh, internet troll not the species. #vagueposting.
Your hand look2 h3avy, can I hold it for you?
>>| .all those pickup lines spin ny head. shit, my nose bleeds from .all flushed fucks.
insteAd of doing pi<kup lines, why not do lines? @kArnAlDetente hey <An one of your biggest fAns snort on your birthdAy? pleAse :v #nsfw #dontdodrugs
Can I follow you around? My lu2u2 alway2 taught m3 to follow my dr3am2.
[|||] woah that's just like the anamanaguchi song,,,
8=D < Flirting is not something that comes naturally to me aha ha. Watching everyone write out their pickup lines is fascinating to me. I am almost jealous. Were I as bold and clever...
Four plu2 four might b3 3ight But you plu2 I 3qual fat3
If I w3r3 an octopu2 all thr33 of my h3art2 would b3at for you
Ah the night. As free as I am young. https://i.ibb.co/rGg6ypTL/image-2026-04-03-024619939.png
Baby th3r3 aint a word in th3 whol3 dictionary for how good you look
On a 2cal3 of 1 to 10 your3 a 9 and im th3 1 you n33d
If you w3r3 l3gal writing2 you'd b3 th3 fin3 print
[|||] i'm not really into pickup lines i like to sing romantic songs to my matesprit,,, like karaoke style,,,
haha funny number https://i.imgur.com/cFnfvJv.png
((I think its really funny when people hit on Miller cause he's kind of oblivious to love. keep doing it though its really funny.))
pick up lines im bad at those hey boy do you like weird bitches with fat asses hey hello let me bounce on it thx #nsfw
pickup lines? fuck the lines cum pick me up ;) 50 kilos im easy 2 handle <3 #nsfw
8=D < We are doing lines? Yes, this is perfect. I have but a singular one. 8=D < Horses are said to have five hearts. One anatomical true heart, as well as four blood-pushers in each of their hooves. That means horses have five times the amount of love in them.
2 sweeps of lawschool and all i got was a mug saying "WORLDS OKAYIST AUTIST"
>--D=I=have=a=good=one=are=you=an=imperial=drone=because=I=am=ready=to=ascend=with=you=haha=:)//<
[|||] is chittr doing pickup lines tonight??? cheeeeeesy as fuck but also awesome lmao
Yaknow k3yboard2 ar3 kinda lik3 fortun3 t3lling2 It2 obviou2 wh3n you look at it that U and I 2hould alway2 b3 tog3th3r
I am coming to a realization that many people have "came onto me" while I am flattered. I am strictly doing business.
Ay baby that2 a 2ick fit it would look amazing on my b3droom floor
I think thi2 i2 a ca23 w3 2hould g3t to th3 bottom of tog3th3r
You got a mirror in your pock3t? Cau23 I can 233 my23lf in your pant2 #n2fw?
8=D < Indeed. Their cardiac sphincter closes tight once food has entered the stomach, and acts as a very good barrier due to the steep angle of the food pipe. 8=)
Th3 drug2 and th3 booz3 that I would hav3 2av3d by now.. #2ub2tanc32
H3r32 a cla22ic Do you b3li3v3 in lov3 at fr2t 2ight? Or 2hould I walk by again?
H3y baby ar3 you a n3uralyz3r? cau23 wh3n3v3r I 233 you I forg3t 3v3rything i wa2 doing
8=D < Did you know that horses cannot vomit? Their powerful esophagus is one-way only, unlike trolls and many other creatures.
I'm afraid I must retire for the evening. Until we meet again, farewell and adieu.
I am very liberated at this current moment. https://i.ibb.co/XZgfkmPp/image-2026-04-03-001544002.png
Fir3 Finally 2om3on3 on my l3v3l
Bruh ill tak3 what3v3r I can g3t thi2 bitch dri3r than.. W3ll, you know
I have come to a realization. I am on a web site full of aliens! How peculiar! This is great news though. I am excited to learn more about aliens!
Thank2 bro2ki
8=D < Do we like horse facts? Or should I take a different approach to this website?
Broooooo 2am3 #mood
8=D < I cannot believe I had never considered painting my own horse figures. Perhaps even re-sculpting some of them for accuracy's sake... This may be the only circumstance in which I am very pleased to have de%terous troll digits, and not glorious, clippity cloppity hooves.
2ome of you chucklefuck2 really make me wii2h there wa2 a que2tiion noodle react. not even mad or annoyed. ju2t utterly confounded.
I often find myself stargazing. I know that across the Empire's many colony planets, trolls gaze up at vastly different constellations, the patterns and brightest motes appearing alien in comparison to the view from our homeworld. But they are the same stars all the same. We all stare up at the same stars, even if they do not look the same from where we stand.
Tonight. Is dark. I can just feel something... Or someone... Lurking. https://i.ibb.co/4wHGfwGT/image-2026-04-03-024640330.png
8=D < Hello... https://iili.io/Bn133G4.png
8=D < Ah! I have figured it out.
8=D < How do I flip the camera?
Well the lap isn't going to sit on itself, is it? Wait, fuck. That doesn't make any god damn sense. #nsfw
GUESS WHAT. IF YOU'RE READING THIS.... YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKING OWNED, BY #THEMAN. RECHIT THIS, TO TOTALLY HAVE YOUR FRIENDS GET OWNED, BY #THEMAN.
D --> Oh good D --> I am not sure how I would demonstrate but it is kind of obvious isn't it
:33< mmm #girlbulge h33h33! :33< #nsfw
D --> I destroyed a moon a few days ago
:33< its okay :33< #girlbulge excites meow too
D --> I am suspicious that you are simply trying to manip001ate me into obeying a command of yours so that you may boast about some perceived lack of will on my part D --> But such f001ish trickery shall not work on me as it would Horuss or my alternates I am afraid
D --> Well I say STRONGER D --> All caps
D --> You have seen my alternates do so, but not me D --> I am way c001er and STRONGER you understand
D --> May hit the hay a bit earlier tolight
D --> I would not fumble
8=D < I am sweating.
8=D < Was that a more acceptable reaction..?
[[Roleplay is fun because ill be like. having serious eloquent discussions and then ooc go hey :33333 hru :DDDD !!! and then return to condy literally threatening someones livelihood and reminding them of how they already ruined the lives of people they love]
im not even horny jerking off is just my default activity when im bored now i literally broke my dick #nsfw
no butlers man just hold a towel and make a wish it gets to me and ill get it because im magical as fuck
8=D < I am very glad I am not alone in this.
8=D < I am indeed glad I joined such a site as this. I can share... my interests with all of you.
back in college i lived off campus with a pet cat and live-in boyfriend. whenever i would baby talk the cat, the boyfriend would respond too. i wont say i dont miss having a grown man respond to "here kitty kitty."
Sneaky snitch. #vagueposting
8=D < Beautiful. STRONG. E%cellent in every way. https://www.breyerhorses.com/cdn/shop/products/secretariat-model-breyer-407963_870%700.jpg
yesss?
D --> Yes, I am here What could possibly have been so important that you felt it necessary to "@" me
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8=D < Hff. I went for a jog. Or should I say. A trot.
I Xo not know what this means! /
if @archivveAddict got injured or science forbid badly injured in that fuckin nuke i mighta actually flowwn off the deep end and made unchained eridan look like the wwoke highblood in my zealous fervvor for the extermination a dissidents #eridanwweek
All Alone With A Memory Of My Days In The Sun
Can't even have a sense of friendly rivalry without being put on blast, apparently.
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No one came forward a8out the arson, a pity. #eridanweek
I rest soon. My breath is heavy and my heart palpitations are awry. My melatonin gummies should help. Maybe #substance.
Hello all. I am a Detective Miller if you have any and I truly do mean any cases that you are concerned over I will be on them just send me a fax. https://i.ibb.co/nNLDwYnJ/image-2026-04-03-001513428.png
Not a once. I simply 'pretend I do not see'.
((Funny how shit works in like 12 hours, wrote broslop porn while at work for no one then oily man wrestling for hours. Amazing. #nsfw))
... I'm wondering if i should post a selfie or not.
Either that or the United States has been alerted to its existance and is preparing a good dosage of #Freedom.
Gods forgive me. https://media.tenor.com/7pXIzb8f2rUAAAAe/minor-spelling-mistake.png
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa3cff50569a.png Y'all hear something?
why does this keep happening
guys,... fuckin slenderman wuz at #eridanweek WTF
prime page finding real estate
lol theY;re dead https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/18a78f103afd:png #eridanweek #art
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1124364f1261.png #eridanweek #AREYOUCOMING?
With my latest fiction, I am considering registering #imcoming into the SCP Wiki.
#eridanweek #horror You find yourself in the same cubicle you've worked for the past ten years in. You find yourself alone in the half lit office building. You are the last individual in the building, everyone else has families at home. You gaze at the CRT Monitor displaying its 600 x 400 resolution. You are comforted by the warm hum radiating from its core. You flit your pupils about your digital workspace, resting on the internet explorer icon. You decide to click it, check a few personal emails. You are invited to a website, chittr.ing, it's called. You see it's created by an Alternian. @dynamicFlowfields You see your standard social media fare when you register. You see pictures of friends and foes of old sharing good tidings. You feel a warmth inside. You however, lose that warmth when you notice a small trend. You saw it every dozen posts or so. #imcoming. You chalked it up to an innuendo. You did not register the warning. You look into it a bit more as it begins to populate your feed. You see #eridanweek, your see #bouncingonit. You see no reason to be worried. You let yourself be comfortable once more. You find yourself reading one of Rankmaid's fictive narratives. @archiveAddict You don't let it excite you too much, you're still at work. You don't give #imcoming much more mind. You don't even realize it's already the second day of #eridanweek. You look at the clock, it is midnight. You wet your eyes with eyedrops, ever handy. You can not seem to turn away just yet. You begin to experience Eridan Week vicariously through the posts. You see the likes of humorous, possibly purely jesting, celebrities from Alternia and Beforus. You notice that nearly ever post of Eridan Week includes #imcoming. You notice that #imcoming slowly turns to #ImComing. You are uneasy from the new threat. You look elsewhere, exploring other tags such as #teatime and catching up with others who aren't involved. You see irrelevant posts to Eridan Week even begin to include #imcoming. You begin to see odd images aghast across your dashboard. You begin to see yourself in images you weren't aware of being taken. You see yourself commenting on posts long since past. You did not write these. You keep seeing it. You even begin to post #imcoming in these retroactive oddities. You assume that this is due to someone mimicking your identity. You attempt to steer conversation on the platform away from it. You hastily type up humor, and romantic posts. You are doing anything you can to drown out #ImComing. You notice it is larger now. #IMCOMING. You select the tag, out of sheer curiosity and perhaps a fear for survival. You need to know who is coming. You. You are coming. You scroll endlessly through the tag. You see yourself on every post. You see your own hollow words. You see your notifications begin to shift. You are bombarded, first, a dozen #IMCOMING Responses. You refresh. You see a hundred. You refresh. You see a thousand. You click one. You see yourself. You click another. You see your own account again. You scroll down your feed. You only see your own account. You see your profile picture, stretched, compressed, tortured, reflected in glass. You do not remember seeing yourself like this before. You try to log out. You fail. You try to close the browser. You fail. You try to shut of the monitor. You are tortured by its continued hum. You step away. You notice the lights are long since turned out. You notice the office is even darker than usual. You see the distant lights of other monitors flicker. You notice a rhythm. You notice a heartbeat. You notice it isn't yours. You look back to the screen. You see #ImComing is #ImHere. You do not remember this post. You do not remember thinking it. You see a live feed open itself. You see your grainy, monochrome cubicle in an old video. You see your chair, your desk. You see yourself. You are not looking at the monitor. You are looking at the camera. You see the image distorting as the alternate self begins to move closer. You see it distort the frame. You hear it. You do not have speakers. You hear it under you, or around you. You hear its cacophony of whispers. You hear it gently say, "I'm here." You see the monitor flicker. You see the camera cut out. You monitor briefly turns out as you lean forward. You see yourself in your own reflection, only behind you. You see chittr.ing return. You see a new post. You see @you. You see an image loading slowly. You clench your nails in anticipation as each line slowly creeps into rendering. You see your cubicle again. You notice it is empty. You aren't even there. You see the caption. #IMHERE You feel something breathing on your neck. You stand up to leave. You see its fingers slowly extend past your peripheral vision. You close your eyes. You shouldn't have stayed.
✿ word of advice for all u foolz out dere https://i.ibb.co/G3VxQdHf/ohnono.jpg
!!! EVERYBODY SHOULD GET NAKED NOW !!! #NSFW #GETNAKEDNOW
https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/04/02/1047680294909648917.png
Interesting song - taking - this - for - research.. >
Damn bab3 ar3 u a r3d flag cau23 I am colorblind a2 fuck
... At least you are being respectful.
... Relatively small. it waddles around and makes horse noises.
being an antisocial shut in is cool actually . you get a free pass to be as lame and gross as you want after ascending to godhood thats a rule
My beautiful descendants! It's an old picture, but I still love it so muc)( 3X) https://i.postimg.cc/cHH0zNJr/descendant.png
... I cannot be bothered as of right now but it's a tiny horse. Nothing complicated for once.
GONE. OUT. LEAVE!!
Oh, what else is there to discern about our beloved 'Krabby Patty' Vantas. You've been quite popular on this platform with a history dating back nearly to its inception. From your idle chats with the Violetblood and speaking on invisible characters, to your apparent human-esque period cramps. Quite the repertoire of information you have out here publicly. Additionally, your multitude of suitors comment the most frequently. You speak freely of your sexual encounters attempting to be vague, yet leaving room for the mind to fill out that you're a bonafide bulge fiend. You have historically been wretched at embed fails. Your kamojis error out frequently, you enjoy My Little Pony media. You engaged in a facetious litigation battle with Eugune Krabs as a result of your name change. You enjoy All American Rejects. You flirtatiously argue with carapaces, more than one occasion mind you. You enjoyed your McDonalds, of course. Your first post was even about your boredom. It seems you've spent your time cultivating a sex-based following in silent. I no doubt assume you have had numerous private conversations in addition to your publicly salacious posts. What more do you want from me, Karkat?
I went to the store and they didn't have Cheetos so I asked if they had some Doritos, they didn't and now I am depressed YEAH!!
DON'T ENCOURAGE THIS???
W3 hittin th3 gym 3XTRA hard today and th3 playli2t b3 FUCKING I'm gonna n33d a n3w punching bag anyon3 got on3 th3y lookin to r3hom3?? #pump3d #gain2 #lfg
WATCHING LIFE CHITTR . ONE IS CURIOUS . ONE WANTS KNOWING.
WRONG SONG HELP
No no don't g3t 2car3d now
I HAVE THAT TONGUE SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD
nEvEr hEaRd tHaT BrAnD Of uNiCyClEs bEfOrE
i'm a tWiStEd fUcKiNg cYcLePaTh.
I MIGHT GET SHOT BEHIND THE DENNYS, BUT FUCK IT WE BALL
♯hexxingallpurplebloods right now
WHATS STOPPING ME FROM BEING FREAKIER ON MY POST.. #NSFW
Your hate fuels me @turingTranscendence @twwiinAquariium
if ♯i had a ♯6'7" ♯purpleblood ♯stomp through my ♯hive well ♯goodluck finding my ass
;o)
1 h4v3 som3th1ng w4444y mor3 comfy!
ILL SHOW YOU BEAST.
((this account is just for fun, don't hate me because i'm beautiful))
WHAT'S YOUR HEAR ME OUT? CONTEXT: A "HEAR ME OUT" IS NOT CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE, BUT DISFIGURED PEOPLE, OBJECTIVELY, FALL UNDER ATTRACTIVE. GIVE ME SOMETHING WEIRD.
Hypothetically havvin company is nice and lovvely and all but my place's so big you'd nevver knoww it. Also I'm pretty shore he's passed out cold post-medicalizer anywwavves.
aiight tim3 to 233 if i pa22 away in my 2l33p plac3 ur b3t2 now #2ub2tanc3 #2ub2tanc32
A new soul joins the dull masses. Though I know this to be a mistake, the hand gravitates, regardless. An innate desire for companionhood, despite the lack of substance any of it might bring? Truly, like all things, the answer fails to find any significance.
1'm st1ll soooooo n4k3d rn. why 1s 1t lowk3y b3tt3r th4n b31ng cloth3d??? #nsfw
hug3 if tru3
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h3ll y3ah thank2 i will
i hop3 u f33l b3tt3r
u2ually th323 b3 my 2ad hr2 but im f33lin pr3tty good tonit3
I need more boolets, i neet more boolets, hasta la vista baby. bigger weapons
Lots of strange people on here. Lot of clowns I've noticed.
no thx
mmhm mmhm
♯vilechittrusers love making their ♯number go ♯up
@turingTran2c3nd3nc3 pull up to #3ridanw33k 2om3how and hat3 m3 to my fac3
someone kill this stupid ass hate bot its bllowing up my push notifs and hating EMOTIONALLY SENSITIVE CONVERSATIONS
bro im gonna b3 at 10k kull in no tim3 thank2 @turingTran2c3nd3nc3
b໑ld ໑f hⓘm t໑ thⓘnk he c໑uld c໑mpete wⓘth a vⓘbrat໑r lma໑ #nsfw
[|||] i think there's some weird bot thing hating chitts tonight or something lmao
im so sober it makes me look like the shining poster child of the prohibition era
¤》If y¤u l¤¤k deeper than the surface, y¤u may be surprised at what y¤u find lying underneath. || Harpy Hare, where have y¤u buried all y¤ur children? / Tell me s¤ I say.《¤|●
⚇ good motherfucking morning my hellacious followers.⚇ IT IS ANOTHER DAY. ⚇ and the moons twinkle in the eyes of trolls once more. ⚇ LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED! ⚇
benadryl more like uhhh uhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhh penis drill i dont fucking know tag hashtag #nsfw ish send chitt — Sent from my iHusk
Hi everyone! I guess Caine is letting us have internet now? Haven't used it in quite awhile if I'm being honest. But I'm glad to be able to talk to people outside the circus for once!
https://media1.tenor.com/m/-AG9hO_WynYAAAAd/as-you-should-worthikids.gif
1 have never p0sted a c0ded message. #0penB00k
Get out there and cause problems
or th3r3 cld b3 an aw32om3 futur3 u n3v3r know
concept: mutual masturbation with your moirail nodding your head quickly when you both get close “do it for me, cmon, cmon, you can do it, im right here, i got you” their hands stuttering to try and keep up with yours the most comforting aftercare (tags: Reader/Moirail, rails pails, pale pails, railpailing, palefic, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
that 2ound2 li3k a futur3 u probl3m
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;o)
:33 < its just cold spicy.
HAHAHA. yeah, it sure motherfuckin is.
Mmeeting up wwith tthe gguy I've bbeen ttalking about in a ffew days any ttips?~<
im sure they are. ;o)
well you can totally not motherfuckin look some more. THANK YOU. ;o)
DO I NEED TO CHANGE MY NAME IS THAT HOW YOU INFORM THE GENERAL POPULATION TO NOT CONFLATE MY GENDER WITH THAT OF MY LESSER ALTERNATE SELVES? GREY AND PITIFUL AS THEY ARE THEY SEEM UNIVERSALLY MALE IN PRESENTATION
FINALLY MOTHERFUCKING HOME FROM THE BEAT. time to relax my FAVORITE way. get my chill on with my favorite elixir, on my MOTHERFUCKIN throne.. FREE from those accursed restricting CLOTHES. #nsfw #bulge https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa5e5cef5f9d.jpg
LOOKING GOOD. i like the mask. :o)
I'm normal.
~~alright decided to take a #shellfie #nsfw https://file.garden/YVf6d8ktiBxoiEne/horngy/IMG_3001.png~~
￣\ epic reaction actually, iun even wanna be a nuisance about it /￣
￣\ wudn't the one iuz correctin i fear https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/064fedad8d8f.png /￣
Get off of my fucking page you heathen.
gotchu
man what'd 1 do to get the hate react... just for agree1n w1th troll mr worldw1de... can't a dude dale these days...
((yippeeee
\ h8rs g0nna h8 and sk8rs g0nna sk8!!!! /
((sounds good 8)
" Bones were an confusing concept when I was very young. The idea of something under my skin that no one was allowed to see as that meant that something bad had happened. A structure with layers of blood and meat. Wires to control the material that was just out of reach. For that was how all living things functioned when they had these 'bones'. All living things functioned on a system of wires that one's pan controlled. Pulses from the body to the wires to make all things function. The first time that I had ever truly saw them not within the prison of form was at a unexpected event. My friend had taken me along to the forest and amongst the grass and trees. The weeds and wildflowers was a skeleton. The corpse was rotten and scavengers picked away at the meat. A ivory covered up shades of bronze. The sight itself was bewitching to such a young troll with no worldly knoweldge of the world. She explained that, "It is the order of things. The strong pick off the weak and ill and once the strong become the weak. Jaws clench around their necks and snap it." Her tone melancholy and at peace with it. I couldn't help but wonder if she meant it about more than the birdbeast slumbering in eternity. In the blissful form of what to be its rest after pain, but was it not in agony about that? Would my death be agony? She didn't allow us to stay much longer, but she had taken notice of my interest and let me devour more about the system. Customs around what was to be done after death and what could be seen within it. The beauty of a battlefield long pasted when life is allowed to bloom from it. The life that was should be cherished. Those abandoned upon the field had possibilities. Bones were used for weapons and tools by some. Some believed that to show love after the departed was just as important as for caring for what had lived. It hadn't matter if they weren't cared for in death. If they were cared for after with such love that it would make up for how callous the world has always been. All things decay, even the bones that remind of what was there. They break down to give life back to the world. When I die, I wonder if wildflowers and cloves will grown from my bones. Perhaps vine will crawl upon my ribcage and moss over my pan. Much like the sight had seen so long ago. Will I give life back in this way?" All done.. this was actually really fun @humorouseGravedigger #writing #bones #gore
all of those creepy weird pictures were edited photos of peanuts and peanut shells heheh. #peanutbuttersandwich
￣\ let me in on this, my kult to kill ratio is disgusting /￣
#RageQuittin
YOU HAVE BARELY EXISTED FOR A CONSECUTIVE HOUR AND I HAVE BEEN GRANTED SEVERE DIGESTIVE PROBLEMS FOR THE TROUBLE, YOU FUCKING CHOLERA-RIDDLED APE
@INSECURENATURE JUSTIFY YOURSELF
I FEEL LIKE VOMITING IS THERE SOME NEW DISTURBANCE IN THE WORLD I HAVE YET TO FIND
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