Sukiri Epicop
@insouciantForewoman
→ PR MANAGER AT KELDAM CORP. (please someone get me a new job) → ♈︎ MOSTL♈︎ SPEND M♈︎ T♈︎ME AT THE BEACH, DON'T BOTHER ME ON WEEKENDS.
→I WAS FORCED INTO JOINING CHITTR DUE TO THE RECENT ALLEGED MISCONDUCT ON THE PLATFORM IN PART OF MY BOSS. I AM SORRY IN ADVANCE FOR ANY KIND OF OFFENSE HE HAS CAUSED AT THIS POINT. I WILL TALK WITH HIM ABOUT THIS ( @CROESUSKINGPIN )
→IT WAS A GOOD DA♈︎ TODA♈︎ FOR ME, SO ♈︎OU COULD SA♈︎ THAT I AM HAPP♈︎. DUE TO TH♈︎S, I FEEL COMPELLED TO SHARE WHAT I AM L♈︎STEN♈︎NG TO AT THE CURRENT MOMENT. HTTPS://OPEN.SPOT♈︎F♈︎.COM/TRACK/3PBJ4ECASVEBCNNUXAF7SV?S♈︎=8JJWWDJBTR6SFGMZE_MVCA
→WH♈︎ D♈︎D THAT WH♈︎TE MAN FOLLOW ME?
(◕ ᴥ ◕) oh.. guehm.. sealmama was very awesome guehe. she gusaved silly little grub me because i gulooked like her seal pup that sadly passed away a few nights before… guehm… i don’t guknow if that had any affects on gume but she did protect me and teach me guall that i guknow! that’s guwhy im so smart and can gyive great quadrant advice (ᵔ ᴥ ᵔ)
shE sOUnds lOvEly AdvIsOr frAImI
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guehe she was!! sometimes i gumisss here because its so lonely out on the iceberg.. gushe was one of the few people i could talk to person…
i'm sorry that suCh a wonderful soul ain't around to Compliment yer own, fraimi, darlin'. wherever she is, i'll bet she's so proud of ya. u◡u
I knOw thE fEElIng, whEn snAkEmOm pAssEd I wAs sO AlOnE. thAnk thE mEssIAhs thE clUrch fOUnd mE. I cAnnOt ImAgInE hOw It mUst hAvE bEEn tO bE All AlOnE :( Ah bUt nOw wE ArE bOth sUrrOUndEd by frIEnds Of All kInds! AmEn! :)
→I L♈︎KE THE SOUND OF #♈︎UR♈︎DA♈︎ ...HM
I might like girls...
-=[ HHahHAssooo awesommee sylijnk x-)_☺]=-
Oh, re★lly? I'm gl★d you think so. I don't know it just bec★me ★pp★rent while I w★s trying to tr★in.
-=[ hhappenness all thehetimee x//////-)_☺]=-
WHY DO YOU ★LL KEEP S★YING THIS
𓆩♡𓆪 → Girl. → 𓆩♠︎𓆪 𓆩♡𓆪 → D♡ y♡u think my g♤yd♤r is br♡ken ♡r s♡mething? → 𓆩♠︎𓆪
I suppose so yes.
Quite fr★nkly I don't h★ve ★ clue wh★t you're t★lking ★bout.
𓆩♡𓆪 → I ♤m → 𓆩♠︎𓆪 𓆩♡𓆪 → ♠︎s they s♤y → 𓆩♠︎𓆪 𓆩♡𓆪 → *She d♡es the fl♤ppy h♤nd gesture*
I'm not sure wh★t your limp wrists h★ve to do with me being "obvious" ★bout liking girls before now.
c< i Need 2 Kiss MOre wOMeN >c
do you t+ink t+at just because youre a lesbian t+is makes t+is sentence any less pat+etic
c< i KNOw.... >c
c< HigH five! >c
And kiss me.
c< true, yOu are cOrrect >c
(◕ ᴥ ◕) gyuu know what, i'll post this advice gufor everyone! (ᵔ ᴥ ᵔ) if gyuu are starting a gunew flushed relationship, guhere's a tip! learn their gulove language! there are 5! in no partigyuular order: 1. words of affirmation! 2. physical touch!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3. guuality time 4. gyiifting 5. acts of service gulearn these and gyuu will have a happy gulove life!!
→THANK ♈︎OU, FRA♈︎M♈︎. I'LL TAKE TH♈︎S ♈︎N CONS♈︎DERAT♈︎ON.
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guehehehe...
Oh wow that really is just human-love.. Mmaybe this'll be less complicated than I thought? The 'getting used to Aliens' thing
→WELL...BOSS CON WAS K♈︎ND OF A MESS ♈︎N ♈︎T OF ♈︎TSELF, I REMEMBER WHEN R♈︎TCH♈︎ JUMPED THE H♈︎LTON HOTELS MANAGER.
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[HE WA$ IN$TIGATING ME]
→NOT DO♈︎NG MUCH R♈︎GHT NOW...SAW R♈︎TCH♈︎ ♈︎S K♈︎MES♈︎S W♈︎TH AMADEO, THAT'S GOOD, THE SEXUAL TENS♈︎ON DUR♈︎NG BOSS CON WEEKEND WAS TOO MUCH TO HANDLE SOMET♈︎MES #SUGGEST♈︎VE HTTPS://OPEN.SPOT♈︎F♈︎.COM/TRACK/0K6W6BMGSA7ZL35ODSQGLN?S♈︎=H♈︎DXFOTNRHES♈︎H0KORVS8W
→...I SHOULD POST MORE OFTEN BUT M♈︎ L♈︎FE ♈︎SN'T VER♈︎ ♈︎NTEREST♈︎NG.
(◕ ᴥ ◕) i guwant to hear this story!! (⊙ ᴥ ⊙)
→IT'S A L♈︎TTLE GRUESOME...I DON'T KNOW ♈︎F ♈︎OU WANT TO HEAR ♈︎T CONS♈︎DER♈︎NG ♈︎T ♈︎NVOLVED ME F♈︎GHT♈︎NG AN ♈︎MPER♈︎AL DRONE
(◕ ᴥ ◕) that’s guohkay!! i’m friends guwith the CHAMPION MALAKO so i’ve seen gulots!!
→I SEE. THEN ALR♈︎GHT. ONE DA♈︎ I WENT TO AN UNDERGROUND BAR W♈︎TH R♈︎TCH♈︎ AND GOT REALL♈︎ DRUNK SO R♈︎TCH♈︎ TOOK ME OUTS♈︎DE TO TAKE A BREATHER AND OUT THE BACK THERE WHERE SOME PURPLEBLOOD B♈︎KERS DR♈︎NK♈︎NG BEER AND THE♈︎ STARTED TO CATCALL ME SO OBV♈︎OUSL♈︎ I GOT MAD AND H♈︎T ONE OF THEM ♈︎N THE FACE SO THE♈︎ ALL GANGED UP ON ME SO I HAD TO F♈︎GHT THEM ALL AND ALL THAT JAZZ, I ENDED UP ♈︎N THE HOSP♈︎TAL W♈︎TH A BROKEN LEG. LATER I FOUND OUT I WAS BE♈︎NG SUED BY THEM FOR EXTREME STREET V♈︎OLENCE AND TH♈︎RD DEGREE MURDER (LONGER STOR♈︎), I D♈︎DN'T PA♈︎ ♈︎T MUCH M♈︎ND AND KEPT ♈︎GNOR♈︎NG M♈︎ CALL♈︎NGS TO GO TO THE COURT B♈︎ M♈︎ LAW♈︎ER AT THE T♈︎ME, THAT WAS UNT♈︎L THE DRONES HAD COME TO M♈︎ H♈︎VE TO GET ME FOR V♈︎OLAT♈︎NG AND EVAD♈︎NG THE LAW. I TH♈︎NK ♈︎OU KNOW HOW THE REST OF THAT GOES, I HAD TO PA♈︎ FOR THE DAMAGES DONE TO THE DRONES WH♈︎CH WAS A FULL RECONSTRUCT♈︎ON AND ENDED UP BE♈︎NG TAKEN TO COURT AN♈︎WA♈︎. M♈︎ LAW♈︎ER WAS SO ANGR♈︎ AT ME SHE QU♈︎T AFTER M♈︎ TR♈︎AL WHERE I WAS JUST PUT ON PAROLE.
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guwow… gyuu are so strong… that’s gucrazy though!!! those guys suck!!!
(◕ ᴥ ◕) i hope gyuur leg is okay!!
→YEAH, ♈︎T WAS QU♈︎TE SOMET♈︎ME AGO. I WORK FOR R♈︎TCH♈︎ MA♈︎NL♈︎ BECAUSE OTHER PLACES DON'T WANNA H♈︎RE ME FOR M♈︎ CR♈︎M♈︎NAL RECORD..
→I TH♈︎NK THE CONCEPT OF "BREAKFAST" TO BE PRETT♈︎ OVERRATED, M♈︎ BREAKFAST ♈︎S EAT♈︎NG THE S♈︎NGLE P♈︎ECE OF LEFTOVER MEAT ♈︎N M♈︎ FR♈︎DGE.
√(Breakfast is literally just the first thing you eat after waking up. It's what you break your fast with. How is that an overrated concept)²
→BREAKFAST AS ♈︎N A COMPL♈︎CATED CONJUCT♈︎ON OF FOOD BE ♈︎T SWEET OR SALT♈︎. I'VE NEVER HAD PANCAKES OR SCRAMBLED EGGS FOR BREAKFAST NOR HAVE I HAD THEM TOGETHER. R♈︎TCH♈︎ AND HURSUS ♈︎NV♈︎TED ME TO GET BREAKFAST AT DENN♈︎S ONCE AND ALL I ATE WAS A BURGER.
√(Oh you mean the ever-arbitrary "Breakfast Foods," not The Concept of Breakfast. Honestly, agreed. I'd much rather eat a sandwich and be done with it)²
wWw it wazz so nice to finally hang out w u mimi @playfulPinniped thankzz <3 my bun fell to the ground and some random troll immediately snatched it.... guehmmm....still had a great time though! https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/bakhus/guehismpropaganda.png wWw
(◕ ᴥ ◕) i guwill think about this bun forever.... ITS GUOHKAY THOUGH!!! we guwill get more buns gunext time (ᵔ ᴥ ᵔ) dirtfree and unnsnatched!! a backup bun even!!
xx_CYOOOOOOOOT_WHADDA_FUK_xx
ᐖ ᐖIS KYOOT AS FURK ᐛ
wWw tysm girl! <3 we're not a couple though aha i thought maybe i should make it clear wWw
→R♈︎TCH♈︎ ♈︎S ♈︎N M♈︎ DMS TALK♈︎NG ABOUT ♈︎F HE GOT A BREAST REDUCT♈︎ON SURGER♈︎ AND ♈︎F ♈︎ WOULD TAKE H♈︎S BOOBS ONCE HES DONE, WHAT DO I RESPOND TO TH♈︎S??
￣\ yes, obviously. that's free boob /￣
→IT'S TOO MUCH THOUGH, HAVE ♈︎OU EVER LOOKED AT THEM? HE POSTED THEM ONCE I CAN'T EVEN ♈︎MAG♈︎NE, I'LL BE SLOUCH♈︎NG ALL THE T♈︎ME.
→EVER♈︎T♈︎ME THERE'S A CELEBRAT♈︎ON AT THE OFF♈︎CE AND COSTUMES ARE ♈︎NVOLVED I TH♈︎NK R♈︎TCH♈︎ TAKES ♈︎T AS A D♈︎RECT CHALLENGE OF HOW L♈︎TTLE CLOTHES CAN ♈︎OU WEAR UNT♈︎L ♈︎OU'RE PRACT♈︎CALL♈︎ NAKED.
[YOU KNOW THI$ I$ NOT TRUE GIRL]
→DO I NEED TO REM♈︎ND ♈︎OU OF ♈︎OUR MUMM♈︎ COSTUME WHERE ♈︎OU WORE A JOCKSTRAP... #NSFW
→I THOUGHT AS MUCH BUT THAT'S BECAUSE ♈︎OU WEREN'T THERE. IT WAS SCAR♈︎ AS FUCK.
→I JUST REALL♈︎ WANT A WOMAN ♈︎N M♈︎ L♈︎FE. #YEARN♈︎NG
→I WANT TO GET ♈︎T THE FA♈︎R WA♈︎, I'M NOT GONNA MONE♈︎ M♈︎ WA♈︎ ♈︎NTO A WOMANS RECUPERACOON L♈︎KE THAT.
↗️I HAVE AMMENDED MY ART OF THE BULGEFIEND.↗️ ↘️there is not necessarily anything not safe for the workspace about this picture, it is just that it does portray the bulgemaster.↘️ ↗️SANS SQUIGGLY.↗️ ↘️but it has been censored accordingly.↘️ ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e398c15d543f.png ↗️ ↘️ #nsfw ↘️
↘️okay.↘️
You drew my friend and I like it. There's nothing underhanded about this message. It's sick. Looks great.
(V)(',,')(V) okey brah getttttt off dat high horse lol callin ℧ pa℧ghl revere the way ℧ on dat horse ooh bars
↗️ARE YOU EVER COHERENT.↗️
...im so haPPy...you two are getting along now [':F Prayers really dO get ANSWEREd
POINT OF ORDER! let the record reflect that this document is an accurate and flattering representation of the individual depicted
We shoould make an art trade
↘️i will do this.↘️
Great can yoou dm me soome pics oof yoourself thoough oor i'd have too coome up with the stupidest cloothes imagineable foor yoou
→UGH I'M BROKE R♈︎GHT NOW...
→I DON'T QU♈︎TE GET THE MEAN♈︎NG OF ♈︎OUR F♈︎RST COMMENT, CARE TO ELABORATE?
→I W♈︎SH I COULD WORK AT A HOTEL, I'D EVEN BE HAPP♈︎ER ♈︎N CUSTOMER SERV♈︎CE THAN TH♈︎S SH♈︎T SHOW OF A JOB...AN♈︎WA♈︎, I HEARD R♈︎TCH♈︎ CAUGHT THE SEA FLARE FLU, I HOPE HES OKA♈︎
=>>his find are cløgged sø hes struggling tø breath but eh hell be økay i went tø the døctør and back and it shøuld be øver in 4 days ør sø>>>
→IN THAT CASE I SHOULDN'T WORR♈︎ MUCH, I KNOW H♈︎S PART♈︎CULAR BLOOD L♈︎NE HAS A KNACK FOR NOT D♈︎♈︎NG EAS♈︎L♈︎.
→THERE'S SOMETH♈︎NG SO MUNDANE ♈︎N WALK♈︎NG TO WORK AND SEE♈︎NG OTHER TROLLS ON THE STREET DO♈︎NG THE♈︎R OWN TH♈︎NGS. I'M FEEL♈︎NG K♈︎ND OF MELANCHOL♈︎C.
↘️i get this same feeling.↘️ ↗️WALKING TO MY OFFICEBLOCK, SEEING MEMBERS OF MY VERY OWN HUE PARTAKING IN FRIVOLOUS ACTIVITIES OF ENTERTAINMENT.↗️ ↘️i get a sense of ennui.↘️ ↗️A MELANCHOLIC AFFECT.↗️ ↘️they should be working.↘️
→IF WORK♈︎NG ♈︎F WHAT MAKES ♈︎OU HAPP♈︎ THEN SURE, WHATEVER, BUT SOME PEOPLE JUST L♈︎KE BE♈︎NG UNEMPLO♈︎ED AND I PERSONALL♈︎ GET ♈︎T, I CAN ♈︎MAG♈︎NE M♈︎ L♈︎FE NOT BE♈︎NG R♈︎TCH♈︎'S PR MANAGER.
↗️SEEK COUNSELING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL FAILINGS, BEFORE IT BECOMES A TOPIC OF DISGRACE IN YOUR EMPLOYEE REVIEW.↗️
→YOU DO NOT KNOW THE T♈︎PE OF STUFF TH♈︎S MAN PUTS ME THROUGH, UNDERSTANDABL♈︎, ♈︎OU WOULDN'T GET ♈︎T.
<Yŏŭ sŭrĕ thŏsĕ ărĕn't / sŏmĕ fĕĕlĭngs ŏf dĕĕp-rŏŏtĕd / ĕnvy, bŭd?>
↗️HAVE YOU EVER CONCEPTUALIZED THAT SOME TROLLS ARE JUST FULFILLED.↗️
<Oh, sŏmĕ ărĕ. I'm / jŭst săyĭng mŏst trŏlls / dŏn't fĕĕl ĕnnŭĭ whĕn / sĕĕĭng ŏthĕrs bĕ hăppy.>
,..,bulge this n bulge that what about pussay...,..,
:33< pussy also rules!!!
xx_PUSSAYYYYYYYYYy_xx
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❥ Truε!! Ur so rεεl 4 this!! ｡˚○