Sukiri Epicop
@insouciantForewoman
→ PR MANAGER AT KELDAM CORP. (please someone get me a new job) → ♈︎ MOSTL♈︎ SPEND M♈︎ T♈︎ME AT THE BEACH, DON'T BOTHER ME ON WEEKENDS.
Realised I don't actually have a typing quirk. Taking suggestions
→HOW MUCH OF A QU♈︎RK ♈︎S ♈︎T ♈︎F ♈︎T'S OTHER PEOPLE MAK♈︎NG ♈︎T FOR ♈︎OU MAK♈︎NG ♈︎T THE♈︎R QU♈︎RK, NOT ♈︎OURS.
man whys it so hard tget a good pfp when ygot big horns that don fit in th photo~ they need tmake taller hexagons~
→AGREE, HORNS ARE A TROLLS MOST RECOGN♈︎ZABLE FEATURE.
yeah xactly~ are us bighorn guys meant tjus ha:Ve pfps that are only horns or somthin~ thatd be kinda funny actually~
→I GUESS ♈︎OU COULD HAVE A PFP THAT'S REALL♈︎ ZOOMED OUT SO ♈︎OUR HORNS F♈︎T ♈︎N.
yeah men can be hella stupid but br0s (⌐□_□) br0s always kn0w where its at u feel me (⌐□_□) a br0 will never let u d0wn (⌐□_□)
My nightly engagement bait post. Touch it and I'll ask you a question.
→HOW DO ♈︎ TOUCH A METAPH♈︎S♈︎CAL CONSTRUCT?
Man am I happy that I'm into loser shit! That means I can attract men easier. >8)
→WHAT ♈︎F ALL THE MEN ♈︎N ♈︎OUR V♈︎C♈︎N♈︎T♈︎ ARE ♈︎NTO PROFFES♈︎ONALS AND QUAL♈︎F♈︎ED PEOPLE?
→I MEANT PROFES♈︎ONAL AS ♈︎N R♈︎GHTFULL♈︎ OWN♈︎NG A DEGREE AND A T♈︎TLE ♈︎N F♈︎N♈︎SH♈︎NG ♈︎OUR EDUCAT♈︎ON.
1m accept1n auzp1zt1ce appl1cat10nz
→TR♈︎NDER HAS SOME GOOD TROLLS THAT ARE LOOK♈︎NG TO AUSP♈︎ST♈︎CE W♈︎TH SOMEONE. TR♈︎ THERE.
horny posting. https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/117855632_DkXZM6PCTHSCwWB.png #nsfw #orisit.
=>>sukiri why are yøur respønses tø finding a chit funny sø depressive!!>>>
→WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO SA♈︎ WHEN I F♈︎ND A POST FUNN♈︎?
(ya00i send chitt)>
✿ wazzup my #glurplings my #glurps how r we tonite
✿ oh zamnnnn wat he do he seemed okay aside from tellin me to go to my dang room
✿ did he post booty butt i have a feelin he posted booty butt on da profresh account
→I SURE HOPE HE DOESN'T AN♈︎T♈︎ME SOON. M♈︎ CO-WORKER HURSUS (FROM THE MARKET♈︎NG TEAM) D♈︎D POST A SCANDALOUS PHOTO OF H♈︎M AND MR. KELDAM TOGETHER. I'D RATHER NOT GET ♈︎NTO SPEC♈︎F♈︎CS, I'M SUSP♈︎C♈︎OUS THE♈︎ M♈︎GHT BE HAV♈︎NG A RELAT♈︎ONSH♈︎P OUTS♈︎DE AND ♈︎NS♈︎DE OF THE WORKPLACE AND HAVEN'T NOT♈︎F♈︎ED HR ABOUT ♈︎T.
✿ oh wow dis is juicy so whos hr and why do they have to know is he cheatin 🍿
→HR ♈︎S THE TROLL RESOURCES TEAM. IT'S COMPR♈︎SED OF 6 PEOPLE AND THE♈︎R JOB ♈︎S TO OVERSEER THAT EVER♈︎TH♈︎NG ♈︎N THE COMPAN♈︎ DOESN'T V♈︎OLATE AN♈︎ RULES SET B♈︎ THE H♈︎GHER UPS. IF THE♈︎ ARE ♈︎N A RELAT♈︎ONSH♈︎P FULL D♈︎SCLOSURE TO HR ♈︎S NECESSAR♈︎ TO AVO♈︎D CONFL♈︎CT.
✿ dat sounds dumb they should keep everything secret foreva
→M♈︎ PERSONAL OP♈︎N♈︎ON ♈︎S THAT THE♈︎ SHOULD NOT♈︎F♈︎ HR TO AVO♈︎D AN♈︎ C♈︎TAT♈︎ONS FROM THEM. ALTHOUGH EVER♈︎ONE ♈︎S GO♈︎NG TO BE ON HURSUS ASS ABOUT TALK♈︎NG TO R♈︎TCH♈︎ ♈︎NTO G♈︎V♈︎NG THEM ALL A RA♈︎SE (ME ♈︎NCLUDED). WHAT I KNOW THE♈︎ SHOULD KEEP A SECRET ♈︎S THE♈︎R SEX L♈︎FE SO LOOK ♈︎NTO THAT ALL ♈︎OU WANT, I'M SURE R♈︎TCH♈︎ DOCUMENTS H♈︎S SEAFARES.