Happy Father's Day! :B I am fortunate to have been raised by a man of such esteem that it occasionally appears he was downright MADE to be a dad! (Though I suspect this must be mere coincidence, and a symptom of how effortlessly he has taken on the mantle of responsibility. Hmmmm.) It warms my heart to recount the numerous ways in which I witnessed my father try to curry my favor by way of relatability, all the while relegating his own true cornball passions to the back burner. His attempts to reach my stubborn teenage ego burst forth from his poor gentle heart, not at all unlike the spring-snakes at the bottom of a tube of fake peanut brittle. #girldad As an aspirational future parent myself, I can only hope to achieve a fraction of this success. If I'm half as good a mom as he was a dad, my own children will be at least half as great as their mother. :B And really, at a certain point we must set a reasonable threshold of expectation. What was I saying? Oh, yes. Happy Father's Day, Dad. You are a pillar of masculinity and you starch a button-down like you were born in the back of a dry cleaner. In my circle, it is a doggone novelty to even have a parent simultaneously living and respectable enough to maintain regular contact. That being said, I've added a new rotation to your security detail. Don't forget to check in with my office scheduler for your next routine healing. @timaeusTestified#0414 Can you coordinate his next appointment. He's looking a little pruned, lately. Love you, Dad!
Dropped your phone. Happens all the time.
tHIS SOUNDS, vERY SWEET!
In addition to the one scheduled for July third?
That works.
Forwarded: "LOVE YOU, PUMPKIN."
huh thats really neat happy for you
I have been beseeched to inform you that, like any other night, should your evening arrangements not run too long, you're welcome to join him. For tonight specifically, you're welcome to join the two of us for dinner at El Celler de Can Roca.
omgosh happy fathers day 4 ur dad janey!! gnuinely hope hes havin a great one also not 2 be weird but how does he keep gettin more attractive every year?? thats jus unfair at this point
Ok RL thank you for that.