Kankri Vantas
@kankriVantas
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THIRTEEN SWEEPS, PAINSTAKINGLY STACKED ATOP THE OTHER, SURVIVED ONE BRUTAL BILUNAR PERIGEE AT A TIME. HALF OF THEM ON A PLANET I WAKE UP AND GIVE THE FAT, FLAMING MIDDLE PRONGSTUB TO EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE, AND THE REST ON A DUMPSTER FIRE OF A WORLD OF MY OWN "CREATION." ONLY SOME OF THEM I WAS REALLY, TRULY PRESENT FOR. THREE *THOUSAND* SWEEPS SPENT IN AN INESCAPABLE TORMENT NEXUS MEANT TO SAND DOWN ANY PROPRIETARY CONCEPT OF TIME I EVER HAD. WHICH I ESCAPED, ANYWAY. BUT NOT BEFORE IT SMOOTHED SOME OF THE HARD, JAGGED EDGES, TRY AS I MIGHT TO SHARPEN THEM BACK TO GANDERBULB-STABBING AND SPONGECASE-BLUDGEONING LETHAL FORCE. AND AS IF I COULDN'T PUSH THE INCREDULITY OF MY SHITHIVE MAGGOTS NARRATIVE ANY FURTHER, TWELVE SWEEPS AFTER THAT, IN A FAR-FLUNG PAST SO STUPID THAT IT'S LEFT INDELIBLE MARKS ON MY VOCABULARY. AND SOME UNCOMFORTABLE SKILLS TO ADMIT ARE CURRENTLY PADDING OUT MY RESUME. A FAT, MALIGNANT PILE OF GREASY BLACK TRASH BAGS IN THE RUSTING DUMPSTER OF MY PERSONAL HISTORY, BOILING IN THE OPEN SUN AS THE LOOMING MONOLITH TO MY EVERY GRUELING SWEEP OF MERCILESS LIFE DARKENS THE FUCKING SKY. SO AT THIS POINT? FUCK IT. WHAT'S ONE MORE? #WRIGGLINGDAY. (AND BEFORE YOU ASK, YES, I'M STILL IN THE FUCKING FELT MANOR. THIS IMAGE HAS BEEN *HEAVILY* DOCTORTURED TO RESEMBLE ANYTHING CLOSE TO EARTH-C'S NATURAL DAYLIGHT. BECAUSE I CAN'T STAND TO SEE ANY MORE FUCKING GREEN. I DECIDED I WANTED TO LOOK O.G., TODAY.)
IM ONLY GOING TOO SAY THIS ONCE AS I HAVE A WRIGGLING DAY PARTY TO GET READY FOR. HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY TO ALL OTHER FUCKERS WHO HAPPEN TO SHARE THIS DAY WITH ME. I HOPE YOUR SLEEP CYCLE DOESNT SUCK, YOU FIND AT LEAST A LITTLE HAPPINESS IN THIS DAY, AND THAT YOU... ACTUALLY GET NOTICED FOR HOW GOOD OF A BEING YOU ARE. THATS IT. THATS ALL IM SAYING ON THIS STUPID MATTER.
OH WOW. I HAVENT SEEN YOU IN A WHILE. I GUESS IT WOULD BE NICE OF ME TO ASK HOW YOU'RE DOING.
WASN'T TALKING TO YOU, YAPATRON. I WAS TALKING TO KURLOZ. BUT SINCE YOU DECIDED THAT I WAS IN FACT TALKING TO YOU, I AM DEALING. I HAVE A LOT ON MY PLATE RIGHT NOW WITH MY TWO MATESPRITE AND MY MOIRAIL. JUNE'S BEEN ACTING KINDA OFF AND IM WORRIED ABOUT HER, DAVE GOT UPSET WITH ME AND LEFT FOR A LITTLE BUT WE ARE FINALY TALKING THAT SHIT OUT, AND GAMZEE AND I ARE KIND OF LEARNING TO BALANCE STUFF TOGETHER.. ITS BEEN NICE HAVING HIM BACK IN MY LIFE, EVEN IF HE'S ANOTHER TIMELINE HIM. YOU HAVE TO LET ME KNOW. ARE YOU THE KANKRI THAT'S DATING A CRONUS? OR ARE YOU ONE OF THEM THAT STILL THINK THAT HE NEEDS TO FOLLOW HIS RATHER STUPID FUCKING OATH?
WELL #DEALWITHITYAPATRON . AND THIS IS ME BEING NICE TO YOU. I HAVE LIMITS TO THE SOCIAL FIGHTER BULLCRAP SO BE GLAD THE NICKNAME ISN'T, SOMETHING WORSE. I THINK THE WHOLE CELIBATE THING IS JUST KINDA MESSY FOR YOU. LIKE I GET IT. SHIT HAPPEN YOUR STILL KINDA DEALING WITH, AND MAYBE IT STILL HURTS IT WHICH IS WHY YOU CLING SO TIGHTLY TO YOUR OATH, BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY YOUR ALSO FORCING OUT A LOT OF EXPERIENCES YOU COULD BE GETTING. THAT'S MY FEELINGS ON IT, THOUGH SO TAKE IT AS YOU WILL. AND HONESTLY, I'M GLAD SHITS GOING BACK TO SOME SORT OF NORMALCY AS WELL, SINCE I THINK IF I HAD ANOTHER CYCLE OF BULL CRAP RIGHT NOW I WOULD BE VERY ANTI EXISTENCE. AND THOUGH I STILL DON'T FULLY SEE EYE TO EYE WITH ANY KANKRI, I HOPE THINGS GO WELL FOR YOU TOO. YOU DESERVE SOME GOOD AT LEAST.
I WASN'T EXPECTING A QUICK TURNAROUND JUST YOU ACTUALLY PUTTING A BIT MORE THOUGHT BEHIND IT. MAKE SURE THIS IS REALLY WHAT YOU WANT AND NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE HURT ABOUT SOMETHING.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK.. I WILL LET YOU BE THE FIRST KANKRI ALLOWED TO DM ME. IF YOU NEED HELP WITH THINKING IT THROUGH OR NEED HELP UNDERSTANDING SOMETHING SURE, WHY THE FUCK NOT.
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IS THIS WHAT WE CALL MASTERFUL RAGEBAIT, SLANDER AND AGENDA?
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I DON’T KNOW HOW I GOT MYSELF WRAPPED UP IN THIS OR EVEN LET MY MATESPRITE TALK ME INTO THIS BUT FUCKING FINE. YOU WANT MY STUPID FUCKING OPINIONS, I’LL GIVE THEM TO YOU. SMASH OR PASS HUMANS AND TROLLS EDITION. HUMANS FIRST BECAUSE FUCK YOU: DAVE: SMASH. THIS IS OBVIOUS HE’S ONE OF TWO OF MY MATESPRITES. JOHN/JUNE: SMASH READ ABOVE. JADE: PASS. WE DON’T MESH WELL AND HAVE AND WILL ALWAYS BUTT HEADS. (STILL LOVES TO PISS ME OFF.) ROSE: PASS SHE’S NICE BUT NOT MY TASTE. DIRK: BIG FUCKING PASS HE IS COOL AND ALL BUT HAS BEEN KIND OF ACTING OFF AND IT’S WEIRDING ME OUT. JAKE: OK LOOK.. HE’S GOT A NICE ASS BUT PASS. GOOD LOOKS DOESN’T GIVE GOOD RELATIONSHIPS. JANE: PASS. I HAVE MY REASONS THAT I’M NOT GETTING INTO ON HERE. ROXY: SMASH. SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS AND ISN’T A HUGE ASS. TROLLS: ARADIA: PASS. NICE BUT WAY TOO UNCOMFORTABLE AROUND HER. TAVROS:PASS. STILL CAN’T GET HIS DEAD HEAD JUST LAYING THERE ON THE GROUND OUT OF MY HEAD TO THIS DAY. SOLLUX: SMASH. I WOULD HAVE SMASHED SO FUCKING HARD IN THE PAST TOO HAD HE GOTTEN HIS HEAD OUT OF HIS NOOK FOR 2 MINUTES. NEPETA: DEPENDS ON THE TIMELINE BUT MOSTLY SMASH. KEEP YOUR MOIRAIL AT HOME THOUGH. KANAYA: PASS. SHE IS LIKE A SISTER TO ME. I JUST CAN’T.. TEREZI: SMASH. I’M PRETTY SURE EVERYONE KNOWS BY NOW. VRISKA: PASS. SHE STILL NEEDS TO DO A LOT OF WORK WITH HERSELF. EQUIUS: PASS. HARD FUCKING PASS. GAMZEE: SMASH. FUCK IF THINGS HAD BEEN DIFFERENT. ERIDAN: DEPENDS ON TIMELINE BUT FOR THE MOST PART PASS. FEFERI: ALSO PASS BUT WITH ALL THE KINDNESS I CAN MUSTER. DAMARA: PASS. I CAN’T UNDERSTAND A WORD AND THAT’S A NON STARTER FOR A RELATIONSHIP. RUFIOH: IF IT DIDN’T MEAN HORUSS WAS EVER GOING TO BE AROUND THE. I WOULDN’T MIND SMASHING BUT LET’S BE HONEST THAT’S NOT HAPPENING SO PASS. MITUNA: PASS. I CAN’T IN GOOD CONSCIENCE BE WITH HIM. KANKRI:…. DO I NEED TO SAY? PASS (GET TRIGGERED.) MEULIN: SMASH. PORRIM: PASS. SHE’S LUSUSED ME WAY TOO MUCH TO MAKE ME COMFORTABLE FOR THAT. LATULA: YEAH PASS. ARANEA: ALSO PASS. SHE IS COOL AND ALL AND CONVERSATIONS WITH HER ARE COOL BUT NO. HORUSS: ALSO HARD PASS. I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS WITH THE ZAHHAKS. KURLOZ:… SMASH. HAVE YOU SEEN THE GRAND HIGH BLOOD? CRAZY? YES BUT WOULD BE BEST WAY TO DIE. CRONUS: DEPENDS ON THE TIMELINE BUT SMASH. MEENAH: PASS. AGAIN YOU’RE COOL AND ALL BUT I’M NOT INTERESTED. #NSFW
I FIGURED THERE WOULD BE A VERSION OF YOU WHO WOULD BE TRIGGERED WITH ME EVEN PUTTING YOU ON A SMASH OR PASS LIST AT ALL. ALSO I AGREE IT WOULD MAKE THINGS WEIRD. ACTUALLY I THINK I WOULD WANT TO STOP EXISTING ALL TOGETHER IF THAT EVER HAPPENED. JUST EW.
qu1ck smash or pass go #nsfw #nsfwe john: maybe jade: maybe dave: maybe rose: maybe jane: yeah jake: absolutely d1rk: yeah roxy: yeah arad1a: maybe damara: no comment karkat: no kankr1: uhhhh *noncomm1ttal hand gesture* maybe... gag 1s k1nda requ1red though... ruf1oh: };) any other ruf1ohs around th1s s1te hmu... tavros: uh. no offense to my boy(g1rl?) but 1 gotta say no on th1s one... just l1ke, on pr1nc1ple... sollux: maybe just for the ps11on1cs m1tuna: depends on the tuna nepeta: depends on the nep meul1n: h*ll yeah kanaya: don't th1nk 1 could manage to pull even 1f 1 tr1ed lol porr1m: yeah terez1: maybe latula: yeah vr1ska: ❌❌NO❌❌ aranea: maybe equ1us: yeah horuss: no comment gamzee: yeah kurloz: YES er1dan: maybe cronus: yeah fefer1: don't know 1f 1 could pa1l the younger vers1on of my empress. just feels we1rd. meenah: uh. ok 1t's l1ke compl1cated... l1ke 1 would 1f she wanted? but l1ke... a1n't really what 1'm all about w1th her spec1f1cally... 1dk, def1n1tely a paler shade on that quad tbqh lol... uh meenah don't read th1s part lmao
oh! sh*t, kankr1, 1 d1dn't know you were onl1ne haha... sorry about the fumble bro, always sucks to take an l l1ke that... d1d you get up 1n her gr1ll about all that quad stuff aga1n?