Kankri Vantas
@kankriVantas
Alright, my name is Kankri Vantas. All my p9sts will 6e pr9perly tagged f9r triggers. If my p9st 69thers y9u, then y9u may 6l9ck me f9r expressing my 9pini9ns, even if y9ur 9pini9n is wr9ng. #TW
ok 1m r3st4rt1ng th1s SH1T PYROP3-STYL3!!! 4bsolut3ly NO r3gr3tz 4nd 3v3ryth1ng 1s TRU3 4ND R34L. >8] SM4SH OR P4SS!!! #nsfw d4v3: sm4sh. cool dud3z st1ck tog3th3r!! j4d3: sm4sh grl you 4r3 so fr34k1ng cut3. ros3: sm4sh. 1 tot4lly d1g your styl3 lowk3y. john: sm4sh. you 4ll 4r3 4lso so cut3 1t must b3 th3 gl4ss3s lm4o. 4r4d14: sm4sh. 34sy. t4vros: t3nt4t1v3 sm4sh, 1dk you w3ll c4nt l13 but 1d do 1t 1f you w4nt. sollux: p4ss sorry!! 1 lov3 th3 compl1m3nts but 1 th1nk 1td b3 h3ll4 w31rd sm4sh1ng my m4t3spr1ts d3sc3nd4nt??? k4rk4t: sm4sh (3v3n tho you p4ss3d m3, wtf bro.) n3p3t4: sm4sh. c4t grlz 4 LYF3!! (for not th3 l3tt3r) k4n4y4: sm4sh m4yb3. t3r3z1: H4RD P4SS. you know why. vr1sk4: sm4sh. 1 k1nd4 d1g 1t. 3qu1us: uhhhh 1dk tbh. l3t m3 ch3w on 1t. m4yb3 p4ss. g4mz33: sm4sh. 3r1d4n: p4ss. f3f3r1: sm4sh!!! ok onto my budd13s wh1ch th3y prob4bly 4lr34dy know 4bout!! d4m4r4: sm4sh! ruf1oh: uhhh sm4sh but dont l1k3... d3v3lop f33l1ngs for m3 bro. m1tun4: SM4SH 4LL N1GHT 3V3RY N1GHT!!! k4nkr1: sm4sh only to g3t h1m to shut up but h3s c3l1b1tchy soooooo. m3ul1n: sm4sh. porr1m: h4444rd sm4sh. fuck. l4tul4; 1 WOULD SO SM4SH MYS3LF. 1m so hot. obvz 1 would. 4r4n34: sh3s 4 fr34k1ng n3rd but 1d l3t h3r h1t. 1n 4 lowk3y p1tchy w4y. horuss: H4RD P4SS. kurloz: sm4sh. cronus: dont 3v3n look 4t m3. m33n4h: 4bsolut3 sm4sh! 4nyw4y 1f th3r3s 4nyon3 1 forgot lmk oth3rw1s3 th1s 1s MY L1ST. not 3v3n gonn4 t4g 1f th3r3s 4 sm4sh or p4ss t4g.
I DON’T KNOW HOW I GOT MYSELF WRAPPED UP IN THIS OR EVEN LET MY MATESPRITE TALK ME INTO THIS BUT FUCKING FINE. YOU WANT MY STUPID FUCKING OPINIONS, I’LL GIVE THEM TO YOU. SMASH OR PASS HUMANS AND TROLLS EDITION. HUMANS FIRST BECAUSE FUCK YOU: DAVE: SMASH. THIS IS OBVIOUS HE’S ONE OF TWO OF MY MATESPRITES. JOHN/JUNE: SMASH READ ABOVE. JADE: PASS. WE DON’T MESH WELL AND HAVE AND WILL ALWAYS BUTT HEADS. (STILL LOVES TO PISS ME OFF.) ROSE: PASS SHE’S NICE BUT NOT MY TASTE. DIRK: BIG FUCKING PASS HE IS COOL AND ALL BUT HAS BEEN KIND OF ACTING OFF AND IT’S WEIRDING ME OUT. JAKE: OK LOOK.. HE’S GOT A NICE ASS BUT PASS. GOOD LOOKS DOESN’T GIVE GOOD RELATIONSHIPS. JANE: PASS. I HAVE MY REASONS THAT I’M NOT GETTING INTO ON HERE. ROXY: SMASH. SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS AND ISN’T A HUGE ASS. TROLLS: ARADIA: PASS. NICE BUT WAY TOO UNCOMFORTABLE AROUND HER. TAVROS:PASS. STILL CAN’T GET HIS DEAD HEAD JUST LAYING THERE ON THE GROUND OUT OF MY HEAD TO THIS DAY. SOLLUX: SMASH. I WOULD HAVE SMASHED SO FUCKING HARD IN THE PAST TOO HAD HE GOTTEN HIS HEAD OUT OF HIS NOOK FOR 2 MINUTES. NEPETA: DEPENDS ON THE TIMELINE BUT MOSTLY SMASH. KEEP YOUR MOIRAIL AT HOME THOUGH. KANAYA: PASS. SHE IS LIKE A SISTER TO ME. I JUST CAN’T.. TEREZI: SMASH. I’M PRETTY SURE EVERYONE KNOWS BY NOW. VRISKA: PASS. SHE STILL NEEDS TO DO A LOT OF WORK WITH HERSELF. EQUIUS: PASS. HARD FUCKING PASS. GAMZEE: SMASH. FUCK IF THINGS HAD BEEN DIFFERENT. ERIDAN: DEPENDS ON TIMELINE BUT FOR THE MOST PART PASS. FEFERI: ALSO PASS BUT WITH ALL THE KINDNESS I CAN MUSTER. DAMARA: PASS. I CAN’T UNDERSTAND A WORD AND THAT’S A NON STARTER FOR A RELATIONSHIP. RUFIOH: IF IT DIDN’T MEAN HORUSS WAS EVER GOING TO BE AROUND THE. I WOULDN’T MIND SMASHING BUT LET’S BE HONEST THAT’S NOT HAPPENING SO PASS. MITUNA: PASS. I CAN’T IN GOOD CONSCIENCE BE WITH HIM. KANKRI:…. DO I NEED TO SAY? PASS (GET TRIGGERED.) MEULIN: SMASH. PORRIM: PASS. SHE’S LUSUSED ME WAY TOO MUCH TO MAKE ME COMFORTABLE FOR THAT. LATULA: YEAH PASS. ARANEA: ALSO PASS. SHE IS COOL AND ALL AND CONVERSATIONS WITH HER ARE COOL BUT NO. HORUSS: ALSO HARD PASS. I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS WITH THE ZAHHAKS. KURLOZ:… SMASH. HAVE YOU SEEN THE GRAND HIGH BLOOD? CRAZY? YES BUT WOULD BE BEST WAY TO DIE. CRONUS: DEPENDS ON THE TIMELINE BUT SMASH. MEENAH: PASS. AGAIN YOU’RE COOL AND ALL BUT I’M NOT INTERESTED. #NSFW

qu1ck smash or pass go #nsfw #nsfwe john: maybe jade: maybe dave: maybe rose: maybe jane: yeah jake: absolutely d1rk: yeah roxy: yeah arad1a: maybe damara: no comment karkat: no kankr1: uhhhh *noncomm1ttal hand gesture* maybe... gag 1s k1nda requ1red though... ruf1oh: };) any other ruf1ohs around th1s s1te hmu... tavros: uh. no offense to my boy(g1rl?) but 1 gotta say no on th1s one... just l1ke, on pr1nc1ple... sollux: maybe just for the ps11on1cs m1tuna: depends on the tuna nepeta: depends on the nep meul1n: h*ll yeah kanaya: don't th1nk 1 could manage to pull even 1f 1 tr1ed lol porr1m: yeah terez1: maybe latula: yeah vr1ska: ❌❌NO❌❌ aranea: maybe equ1us: yeah horuss: no comment gamzee: yeah kurloz: YES er1dan: maybe cronus: yeah fefer1: don't know 1f 1 could pa1l the younger vers1on of my empress. just feels we1rd. meenah: uh. ok 1t's l1ke compl1cated... l1ke 1 would 1f she wanted? but l1ke... a1n't really what 1'm all about w1th her spec1f1cally... 1dk, def1n1tely a paler shade on that quad tbqh lol... uh meenah don't read th1s part lmao

Thank you Dave for this idea #Nsfw Troll smash or pass! @turnaroundGodtech Karkat- pass between arguing with him today or his many past selves I've had enough of karkat for my life kankri- pass, I feel like he's just not my type feel like I'd get a migraine before we start aradia- SMASH I mean uh she's super pretty and nice and also cool and other such features that I will not ramble on about because she's the best option on this list damara- pass not sure about her plus I don't think we'd get along :/ tavros- pass, way to awkward! I'm not gonna mess with that yeesh rufioh- Hmmmm smash he seems nice! sollux- pass feel like we'd argue more than actually doing anything:/ mituna- pass see above yet again nepeta- smash she seems nice! I would be down to try it at the very minimum meulin- smash she seems nice too plus she probably has snacks terezi- pass she's nice and a little bit psychotic but not really my type latula- smash she's cool! Feel like it'd be a fun time gamzee- pass I barely really know him anyways and don't really care to go that far with him anyways kurloz- pass he's a bit to aloof if you ask me equius- smash he's actually pretty attractive despite um everything I'd probably need to be drunk though horuss- pass no amount of alcohol would ever make me feferi- smash! She's super cute and pretty nice meenah- smash, but I'd need to be a little drunk she can be kinda rude :/ eridan- smash he's a bit annoying but it's weirdly endearing??? cronus- pass ew kanaya- pass I feel like it'd be awkward :/ porrim- smash she could put out a cigarette on me and I would thank her vriska- pass she's too mean aranea- smash she info dumps but in a good way;

ok yknow what i'll say it #nsfw ahead troll smash or pass this is gonna be mostly unbiased. karkat- hard smash, fuck yeah kankri- smash but like only if he wasn't talking my ear off i gotta be the yapper yknow aradia- pass but it's cuz i get like crazy sister vibes off her damara- pass she acts like dirk tavros- smash but i think we'd both hate it rufioh- pass i'm nor getting mixed in to all that sollux- smash mituna- mmmmmaybe smash if he's having a good day nepeta- pass but not because she isn't hot it's cuz karkat would actually kill me meulin- smash we could get high together even #substances terezi- yknow it's a smash love me a psycho troll girl latula- smash but we'd both probably be drunk gamzee- smash but i'd hate it and he'd suck and hes probably a two pump chump hate his ass kurloz- yeah smash i fuck with him equius- smash depending on which version he is horuss- pass his smile psyches me out feferi- pass i'm not getting mixed up in that shit meenah- harder pass i don't fuck with her because i get jealous lol eridan- smash but like, only if he shut the fuck up cronus- smash i like grease kanaya- that's my sister's wife pass porrim- smash show me those tattoos babe vriska- pass pass gross i do not fuck with spiders aranea- see above

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