♦ pitied by @kankriVantas
THIRTEEN SWEEPS, PAINSTAKINGLY STACKED ATOP THE OTHER, SURVIVED ONE BRUTAL BILUNAR PERIGEE AT A TIME. HALF OF THEM ON A PLANET I WAKE UP AND GIVE THE FAT, FLAMING MIDDLE PRONGSTUB TO EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE, AND THE REST ON A DUMPSTER FIRE OF A WORLD OF MY OWN "CREATION." ONLY SOME OF THEM I WAS REALLY, TRULY PRESENT FOR. THREE *THOUSAND* SWEEPS SPENT IN AN INESCAPABLE TORMENT NEXUS MEANT TO SAND DOWN ANY PROPRIETARY CONCEPT OF TIME I EVER HAD. WHICH I ESCAPED, ANYWAY. BUT NOT BEFORE IT SMOOTHED SOME OF THE HARD, JAGGED EDGES, TRY AS I MIGHT TO SHARPEN THEM BACK TO GANDERBULB-STABBING AND SPONGECASE-BLUDGEONING LETHAL FORCE. AND AS IF I COULDN'T PUSH THE INCREDULITY OF MY SHITHIVE MAGGOTS NARRATIVE ANY FURTHER, TWELVE SWEEPS AFTER THAT, IN A FAR-FLUNG PAST SO STUPID THAT IT'S LEFT INDELIBLE MARKS ON MY VOCABULARY. AND SOME UNCOMFORTABLE SKILLS TO ADMIT ARE CURRENTLY PADDING OUT MY RESUME. A FAT, MALIGNANT PILE OF GREASY BLACK TRASH BAGS IN THE RUSTING DUMPSTER OF MY PERSONAL HISTORY, BOILING IN THE OPEN SUN AS THE LOOMING MONOLITH TO MY EVERY GRUELING SWEEP OF MERCILESS LIFE DARKENS THE FUCKING SKY. SO AT THIS POINT? FUCK IT. WHAT'S ONE MORE? #WRIGGLINGDAY. (AND BEFORE YOU ASK, YES, I'M STILL IN THE FUCKING FELT MANOR. THIS IMAGE HAS BEEN *HEAVILY* DOCTORTURED TO RESEMBLE ANYTHING CLOSE TO EARTH-C'S NATURAL DAYLIGHT. BECAUSE I CAN'T STAND TO SEE ANY MORE FUCKING GREEN. I DECIDED I WANTED TO LOOK O.G., TODAY.)
IM ONLY GOING TOO SAY THIS ONCE AS I HAVE A WRIGGLING DAY PARTY TO GET READY FOR. HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY TO ALL OTHER FUCKERS WHO HAPPEN TO SHARE THIS DAY WITH ME. I HOPE YOUR SLEEP CYCLE DOESNT SUCK, YOU FIND AT LEAST A LITTLE HAPPINESS IN THIS DAY, AND THAT YOU... ACTUALLY GET NOTICED FOR HOW GOOD OF A BEING YOU ARE. THATS IT. THATS ALL IM SAYING ON THIS STUPID MATTER.
HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY, KANRKI.
NIGHT TO YOU TOO YAPPERTON.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK.. I WILL LET YOU BE THE FIRST KANKRI ALLOWED TO DM ME. IF YOU NEED HELP WITH THINKING IT THROUGH OR NEED HELP UNDERSTANDING SOMETHING SURE, WHY THE FUCK NOT.
WELL #DEALWITHITYAPATRON . AND THIS IS ME BEING NICE TO YOU. I HAVE LIMITS TO THE SOCIAL FIGHTER BULLCRAP SO BE GLAD THE NICKNAME ISN'T, SOMETHING WORSE. I THINK THE WHOLE CELIBATE THING IS JUST KINDA MESSY FOR YOU. LIKE I GET IT. SHIT HAPPEN YOUR STILL KINDA DEALING WITH, AND MAYBE IT STILL HURTS IT WHICH IS WHY YOU CLING SO TIGHTLY TO YOUR OATH, BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY YOUR ALSO FORCING OUT A LOT OF EXPERIENCES YOU COULD BE GETTING. THAT'S MY FEELINGS ON IT, THOUGH SO TAKE IT AS YOU WILL. AND HONESTLY, I'M GLAD SHITS GOING BACK TO SOME SORT OF NORMALCY AS WELL, SINCE I THINK IF I HAD ANOTHER CYCLE OF BULL CRAP RIGHT NOW I WOULD BE VERY ANTI EXISTENCE. AND THOUGH I STILL DON'T FULLY SEE EYE TO EYE WITH ANY KANKRI, I HOPE THINGS GO WELL FOR YOU TOO. YOU DESERVE SOME GOOD AT LEAST.
WASN'T TALKING TO YOU, YAPATRON. I WAS TALKING TO KURLOZ. BUT SINCE YOU DECIDED THAT I WAS IN FACT TALKING TO YOU, I AM DEALING. I HAVE A LOT ON MY PLATE RIGHT NOW WITH MY TWO MATESPRITE AND MY MOIRAIL. JUNE'S BEEN ACTING KINDA OFF AND IM WORRIED ABOUT HER, DAVE GOT UPSET WITH ME AND LEFT FOR A LITTLE BUT WE ARE FINALY TALKING THAT SHIT OUT, AND GAMZEE AND I ARE KIND OF LEARNING TO BALANCE STUFF TOGETHER.. ITS BEEN NICE HAVING HIM BACK IN MY LIFE, EVEN IF HE'S ANOTHER TIMELINE HIM. YOU HAVE TO LET ME KNOW. ARE YOU THE KANKRI THAT'S DATING A CRONUS? OR ARE YOU ONE OF THEM THAT STILL THINK THAT HE NEEDS TO FOLLOW HIS RATHER STUPID FUCKING OATH?
OH WOW. I HAVENT SEEN YOU IN A WHILE. I GUESS IT WOULD BE NICE OF ME TO ASK HOW YOU'RE DOING.
IS THIS WHAT WE CALL MASTERFUL RAGEBAIT, SLANDER AND AGENDA?
@TIPSYNEKOGNOSTALGIC HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/4AA463C194AB.PNG I MADE IT MY FUCKING BANNER I COMPLETED THE DARE NOW WHERES MY HOTTED DOG FROM TROLL 7/11, IM STILL WEEPING OVER THE THEFT OF MY HOTTED DOGGERY, WOE BE UPON THE FUCKING HEATED OOBLONG TUBE MEAT THIEF! #SUGGESTIVE??
WELL I’M GLAD WE AGREE ON THIS. ALSO GLAD YOU’RE LEARNING TO STEP AWAY INSTEAD OF GETTING UP ON A GRUBSAUCE BOX AND MAKING OTHERS FEEL BAD BECAUSE YOU (OTHER YOUS) HAVE A MARTYR COMPLEX. YOU MIGHT NOT BE TOO BAD TO TALK TO AS LONG AS YOU DON’T GO TO FAR WITH YOUR RANTS. UNLESS OF COURSE WE FIND SOMETHING INTERESTING TO TALK ABOUT.
I FIGURED THERE WOULD BE A VERSION OF YOU WHO WOULD BE TRIGGERED WITH ME EVEN PUTTING YOU ON A SMASH OR PASS LIST AT ALL. ALSO I AGREE IT WOULD MAKE THINGS WEIRD. ACTUALLY I THINK I WOULD WANT TO STOP EXISTING ALL TOGETHER IF THAT EVER HAPPENED. JUST EW.
awh, thanks man... you're a real one bro }:) oof, yeah, thats rough buddy... guess she just needs some space, huh? }:(
Thank you for understanding :)
i ain't reading allat also it would've been just as triggering if i excluded the only candy who wears that shit proudly
私も太ももまでのストッキング履いてるし。
feel like a chud borroeing a cosplay outfit from that cosplay thang in the competition just to take a dumb picture but whatebber 38/
wtf do you m34n by pr1v4t3 th3n brosk1????
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oh shit didnt realize she had a nude pinned there ewven, thanks dude #nsfwv
i know it’s not the point of this post, but you did mention lusii and the mental image of a lusus using chitter on a palmhusk is kind of funny.
holly yappatron
Look, man. I respect the grind. A guy's gotta speak his shit. But he's gotta speak his shit with paragraphs, bro. My eyes are glazing the fuck over.
holly y4pp4tron.