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THIRTEEN SWEEPS, PAINSTAKINGLY STACKED ATOP THE OTHER, SURVIVED ONE BRUTAL BILUNAR PERIGEE AT A TIME. HALF OF THEM ON A PLANET I WAKE UP AND GIVE THE FAT, FLAMING MIDDLE PRONGSTUB TO EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE, AND THE REST ON A DUMPSTER FIRE OF A WORLD OF MY OWN "CREATION." ONLY SOME OF THEM I WAS REALLY, TRULY PRESENT FOR. THREE *THOUSAND* SWEEPS SPENT IN AN INESCAPABLE TORMENT NEXUS MEANT TO SAND DOWN ANY PROPRIETARY CONCEPT OF TIME I EVER HAD. WHICH I ESCAPED, ANYWAY. BUT NOT BEFORE IT SMOOTHED SOME OF THE HARD, JAGGED EDGES, TRY AS I MIGHT TO SHARPEN THEM BACK TO GANDERBULB-STABBING AND SPONGECASE-BLUDGEONING LETHAL FORCE. AND AS IF I COULDN'T PUSH THE INCREDULITY OF MY SHITHIVE MAGGOTS NARRATIVE ANY FURTHER, TWELVE SWEEPS AFTER THAT, IN A FAR-FLUNG PAST SO STUPID THAT IT'S LEFT INDELIBLE MARKS ON MY VOCABULARY. AND SOME UNCOMFORTABLE SKILLS TO ADMIT ARE CURRENTLY PADDING OUT MY RESUME. A FAT, MALIGNANT PILE OF GREASY BLACK TRASH BAGS IN THE RUSTING DUMPSTER OF MY PERSONAL HISTORY, BOILING IN THE OPEN SUN AS THE LOOMING MONOLITH TO MY EVERY GRUELING SWEEP OF MERCILESS LIFE DARKENS THE FUCKING SKY. SO AT THIS POINT? FUCK IT. WHAT'S ONE MORE? #WRIGGLINGDAY. (AND BEFORE YOU ASK, YES, I'M STILL IN THE FUCKING FELT MANOR. THIS IMAGE HAS BEEN *HEAVILY* DOCTORTURED TO RESEMBLE ANYTHING CLOSE TO EARTH-C'S NATURAL DAYLIGHT. BECAUSE I CAN'T STAND TO SEE ANY MORE FUCKING GREEN. I DECIDED I WANTED TO LOOK O.G., TODAY.)
IM ONLY GOING TOO SAY THIS ONCE AS I HAVE A WRIGGLING DAY PARTY TO GET READY FOR. HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY TO ALL OTHER FUCKERS WHO HAPPEN TO SHARE THIS DAY WITH ME. I HOPE YOUR SLEEP CYCLE DOESNT SUCK, YOU FIND AT LEAST A LITTLE HAPPINESS IN THIS DAY, AND THAT YOU... ACTUALLY GET NOTICED FOR HOW GOOD OF A BEING YOU ARE. THATS IT. THATS ALL IM SAYING ON THIS STUPID MATTER.
HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY, KANRKI.
NIGHT TO YOU TOO YAPPERTON.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK.. I WILL LET YOU BE THE FIRST KANKRI ALLOWED TO DM ME. IF YOU NEED HELP WITH THINKING IT THROUGH OR NEED HELP UNDERSTANDING SOMETHING SURE, WHY THE FUCK NOT.
I WASN'T EXPECTING A QUICK TURNAROUND JUST YOU ACTUALLY PUTTING A BIT MORE THOUGHT BEHIND IT. MAKE SURE THIS IS REALLY WHAT YOU WANT AND NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE HURT ABOUT SOMETHING.
WELL #DEALWITHITYAPATRON . AND THIS IS ME BEING NICE TO YOU. I HAVE LIMITS TO THE SOCIAL FIGHTER BULLCRAP SO BE GLAD THE NICKNAME ISN'T, SOMETHING WORSE. I THINK THE WHOLE CELIBATE THING IS JUST KINDA MESSY FOR YOU. LIKE I GET IT. SHIT HAPPEN YOUR STILL KINDA DEALING WITH, AND MAYBE IT STILL HURTS IT WHICH IS WHY YOU CLING SO TIGHTLY TO YOUR OATH, BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY YOUR ALSO FORCING OUT A LOT OF EXPERIENCES YOU COULD BE GETTING. THAT'S MY FEELINGS ON IT, THOUGH SO TAKE IT AS YOU WILL. AND HONESTLY, I'M GLAD SHITS GOING BACK TO SOME SORT OF NORMALCY AS WELL, SINCE I THINK IF I HAD ANOTHER CYCLE OF BULL CRAP RIGHT NOW I WOULD BE VERY ANTI EXISTENCE. AND THOUGH I STILL DON'T FULLY SEE EYE TO EYE WITH ANY KANKRI, I HOPE THINGS GO WELL FOR YOU TOO. YOU DESERVE SOME GOOD AT LEAST.
WASN'T TALKING TO YOU, YAPATRON. I WAS TALKING TO KURLOZ. BUT SINCE YOU DECIDED THAT I WAS IN FACT TALKING TO YOU, I AM DEALING. I HAVE A LOT ON MY PLATE RIGHT NOW WITH MY TWO MATESPRITE AND MY MOIRAIL. JUNE'S BEEN ACTING KINDA OFF AND IM WORRIED ABOUT HER, DAVE GOT UPSET WITH ME AND LEFT FOR A LITTLE BUT WE ARE FINALY TALKING THAT SHIT OUT, AND GAMZEE AND I ARE KIND OF LEARNING TO BALANCE STUFF TOGETHER.. ITS BEEN NICE HAVING HIM BACK IN MY LIFE, EVEN IF HE'S ANOTHER TIMELINE HIM. YOU HAVE TO LET ME KNOW. ARE YOU THE KANKRI THAT'S DATING A CRONUS? OR ARE YOU ONE OF THEM THAT STILL THINK THAT HE NEEDS TO FOLLOW HIS RATHER STUPID FUCKING OATH?
OH WOW. I HAVENT SEEN YOU IN A WHILE. I GUESS IT WOULD BE NICE OF ME TO ASK HOW YOU'RE DOING.
IS THIS WHAT WE CALL MASTERFUL RAGEBAIT, SLANDER AND AGENDA?
@TIPSYNEKOGNOSTALGIC HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/4AA463C194AB.PNG I MADE IT MY FUCKING BANNER I COMPLETED THE DARE NOW WHERES MY HOTTED DOG FROM TROLL 7/11, IM STILL WEEPING OVER THE THEFT OF MY HOTTED DOGGERY, WOE BE UPON THE FUCKING HEATED OOBLONG TUBE MEAT THIEF! #SUGGESTIVE??
/^One of my favorite autoquirking tricks for this site in particular is being able to hide tags and links from your post! I can attach an image to this post without the image link appearing in the quirked text by adding this (or something similar) to my autoquirking. This can be useful for links, tags, or anything else you might want to hide to anyone who doesn't unquirk your message!$/
シンプルでかわいいコーディネート。 ⁽⁽ᶜʳᵉᵈ:ˢᵖᵉᶜⁱᵃˡˢᵃʳⁱ⁾⁾
Yo+u may no+tice me co+mmenting under the chits o+f many wo+men. To+ that I say: mind yo+ur o+wn business. I kno+w what I like.
LOL
cod you nubs are a funny bunch when you tryna be respectful thx
ADDENDUM! furthermore, the implication that all mutants are off-spectrum is short-sighted
~NO~ prO~b, lO~ve yO~ur wO~rk, keep being y~Ou bud~