♦ pitied by @karnalDetente
And I am referring to /now/. Not later. #nsfw #nsfwe
It seems as though I run into this predicament quite often. If you are not willing to commit to such a thing in the moment I ask, do not respond to me, wretched creature.
I would enjoy having my guts spilled, but, my internal workings are affixed with screws, bolts, fasteners and welding. Dirk was efficient in his skill to craft this for me. I hate to hurt it to spite him, but I'm in a little bit of a mood. /Right now/ if you would.
Who is attempting to do that? I will be on the case.
ALL GOOD MY WICKED HELLION, I SHALL LIE IN WAIT AND BE HERE IF YOU FALL FROM GRACE (o;
I'M PROPOSING A FORMAL MATESPRITSHIP WHEREIN PAILING IS CASUAL AND AFFECTION IS INHERENT. IT AIN'T JUST SOME BULLSHIT ONLYFINS EXPLOITS FOR YOU TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF, IT'S GOTTA BE TRUE TO OUR REAL INTERNALS AND SHIT, YOU KNOW? COME WITH ME AND I WILL SHOW YOU YOUR DESIRES IN UNDERBELLY OF THE DARK CARNIVAL :o)
can someone bring me some water and an icepack... my everything hurts #eridanweek
Anyone else getting #EridanWeek fatigue? Looks like it's on its way out! https://i.postimg.cc/kX6X98dk/77109360-ACD5-4784-8FB0-52F08A49C8AD.jpg
I_mean_the_directness. But_good_for_you, I_do_not_want_to_pick_you_up.
// Fuck scaring the hoes, the hoes are scaring Fozzer!
I_immediately_regret_my_actions.
TERRIBLE. HIGH HOPES FOR NEXT WIPE.
✧・゚:*its true Im recently Dumped by my moirail.*:・゚✧
[i think im ganna die #vagueposting]
OH GOD WHAT DOES SOMEONE LIKE YOU GET UP TO ON HIS WRIGGLING DAY
so far, no one has showed up to my party this is fucking lame
lowkey i get kind of in the dumps when thinking about my bro which i hate admitting, i wish he was still around as controversial as that is to say as a dave like i'm gonna get shunned with torches and pitchforks by the dave community for saying that i get that i have my dirk and all but it's not the same yknow, my bro wasn't a good person but he wasn't bad either, he was a real one the sickest of bros of all time sorry for #venting on here, the shades came off for a second my bad bros probably thinking im soft for this fml
vwhatevwer. i dont evwen care that she didnt follovw me back. not evwen a little bit. im UN8OTHERED. EASY 8REEZY, HAHAH. SO NONCHALANT.
hovw dare you pity my chitt vwhen im laying dovwn some game.
please dont thirst followv me on here. im a philosopher. (a vwery sexy and handsome philosopher vwith chiseled abs and a sharp jawvline.)
if you two visit outglut pick him up on the way back as well.
IS PAILING AT THAT MATTERS TO THE INGRATES ON THIS SITE... IT'S GETTING ON MY NERVES...... KNOCK IT OFF.........
my alts dont wvanna talk to me because they think im gay. #damn
wvatching mituna invwite his matesprit to my hivwe. :/ i can't say no cause kurly fucking lovwes them. SIGH.
Girl, they're going to re-educate me (Uh) #EridanWweek
Owwwwww! #EridanWweek #MayICome
They're hurting me (HURTING ME) Swwinging me (HURTING ME) #MayICome #EridanWweek
Bruno is on hiz own I cant help him #MayIcome #Eridanweek
Has anybody seen Roxy (Roxy) I think she left me for Calliope (-iope) #EridanWweek
i AM SO IMPRESSED BY THE #uNREALhEIRESStIARATOPflarpvrhEADSET! tHE GAMEPLAY WAS EXTREMELY ENGAGING AND REALISTIC. bOY DID IT WORK UP AN APPETITE FIGHTING ALL THOSE BEASTS! i THINK i'M GOING TO GO ENJOY A DELICIOUS cROCKERCORP BRAND FOOD AND/OR BEVERAGE PRODUCT HERE AT #eRIDANwEEK SPONSORED BY #cROCKERCORP - pOSTED FROM MY uNREAL hEIRESS tIARATOP flarp vr hEADSET -
8=D < Oh no, it appears I've chosen the wrong time to try to join Eridan week! I'm disappointed I won't be #bouncingonit... but I am staying positive!
THE FUCKING BOUNCY CA$TLE. #ERIDANWEEK $LICK, YOUR DAY$ ARE NUMBERED.
yeah i'm prrretty sure he's dead now 😔 #pourOneOutFor @hello3verrrybody mew~ 💖✨
but what if I miss another green markiplier while I'm in sleep mode??? what if they kill @bbnoMula like they killed @twentyfourCarat mew~ 💖✨
indiffERent. idk. even if i wasn't blackout drunk. sex has nevER been memORable. maybe i don't have a type. it's whatevs.
yeah uuuhhhh i think i fucked someone in the stalls at a bAR. but i dont remembER it. i don't sctually believe it happened. drinking sucks.
1m s0 fuck1ng h0t 1 w4nt t0 k1ll mys3lf (1n 4 p1tch w4y 0fc)
Realized I've been wearing a bra all day. No wonder I've been miserable.
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okay so my moirail has been ttaking my bulletts outt off my guns while cleaning my shitt up. ffirstt off all i didn'tt even wantt him tto clean up second off all tthose are my bulletts tthird off all i've been consisttenttly ttaking my medicattion so tthere's no need ffor him tto ttake my bulletts
▲can't even sleep right, sick, great, just what i needed▼
wish i was betttter att chittttering i'm justt nervous aboutt being sentt deatth tthreatts like on grumblr
☆ hhgwhhwh hes ssooo cool i dont knowwhy hes talking to me
✧・゚:*Cridea, Kalian, Jerann wow everyone is here*:・゚✧
1 know 1 know... 1 watched 1t happen w1th my own two eyes... }:(... he just had such a sweet moment w1th er1dan too...
first of all, rude, second of all yeah rip to a real one.
F1RST 1 M1SS 3R1D4NW33K 4ND NOW 1M OUT OF FUCK1NG B33R!!! #substance C4N 1T G3T 4NY WORS3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492361508857184257/1488381895233376428/bq8p5q9.png?ex=69cc9328&is=69cb41a8&hm=386fdfa7f851fa0f7b078a739ecb9cdf704b0f73667b25974ca1a5d9310596a8

@kingofPop Has been removed from the roster of performers for #eridanweek. THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING! INSTEAD, PLEASE ENJOY THE MUSICAL STYLINGS OF @freakNasty !!! OUR NEW #ERIDANWEEK HEADLINER!
I’m Not Butthurt And I’m Actually Glad I Was Uninvited Because It Made Me Look At Things With A New Point Of View.
\) -•-Who’s gonna help me sneak in to #jeevikweek??-•- (/
Confeshshion 10: "got too close to someone and now the more i think about it the more i realise i might be in love with him i cant get him out of my head" Thoughtsh? #yearning #quadrants #flushed #oopsies
Nobody tell my wife I'm on here. We share everything else. But this is like my man cave.
I am confused in reds, pale is fine, my hate is empty, no one mediates for me
B33 < nobodys ready to get glomped anyamore B33 < no more hey man meows it going im launching my full body weight at you!!!
once again trolls attempt to sneak into t+e caverns to steal yellow grubs it's disgusting +ow young some are willing to go to get a battery
kiickiing some guys ass iin fiiduspawn mobiile
gett1ng my ass handed to me 1n f1duspawn mob1le...
what the hell iis jeeviik week ii^m too lowblooded to understand thiis shiit
how to get deercat lusus to stop attempting to eat a featherbeast? VERY time sensitive!
The Jeevik Week tickets we g⓪t ⓪nline turned ⓪ut t⓪ be C⓪unterfeits…
☆ moirails exploring their red feelings for the first time and accidentally taking things a step too far
sometimes i evven gotta ask myself that question i mean take one look at howw some a the neerdowwells on this platform react to evvery fuckin movve i make but if i had to single somethin out its my prolific impact in carryin out orphaner dualscars legacy since my third swweep some trolls just cant cope wwith the necessary sacrifice i gotta make on their behalf #orphanerstruggles
Rest assured I pray for y'all. - Romans 1:7b
delivery work is starting to sound more and more inviting * less dangerous even if it pays less * less excitement in groceries and grubgrub orders too i guess but i won't complain about that *|
A religion and a cult are very different things. I think you'll find that I've got plenty wisdom to share, but unlike a cult leader I am not the defacto end-all-be-all. That title goes to Him. I'm merely the messenger to trollkind! I look forward to your presence. - 1 Chronicles 29:11
Well, I can certainly fix that! If you'd like, I'd be more than happy to invite you to both my prayer meetings AND provide you a copy of the Holy Bible from my own collection. - Matthew 17:20
cant say i know who this doc scratch fella is, but why do i feel the need to hit him really hard over a wall... \(0_0) o===
when ii was born they surgiically removed all organs from my body and put them back iin fliip-ways so all of my organs are on the wrong siide of my body. perchance.
ii^m sort of liike troll bbno$ iif you thiink about iit

Maybe try Pepsi as a substitute .o°r even Spite t.o° switch thinggs up a bit

oh no......... ive circled back around to yearning #doomed
























































