Troll GWB
@keepitBushy
The 41st Troll President of the United Hives of Acirema
My fellow Chittrs, we have beheld an intense and Damning battle for the Freedom of all our co-posters, And i believe it's time to usher in the Evening Presidency with a Song Sitdown with your Favorite Bush. https://open.spotify.com/track/1k2pQc5i348DCHwbn5KTdc?si=X-_UDc_cQYmkh4wArtWzHA This song, I belive, exemplifies the spirit of these United Hives, who has not heard the call of the Pink Hoofbeast Club, despite the decries of your Lusus. I believe that tonight, We are all pink hoofbeasts, dancing at the club. -Your Faithful Servant, Troll GWB
ok ill admit this might b kind of a banger post but trollbama is still my favorite
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Dear Chitters, It has come to my attention that a member of our congregation has been Denined the right to Chit with us, and it is a shame rhat our current Bunker Resident has been silent about it. This will be a day that lives in Infamy for our fledgling site, a Blatant disregard of the Chitter user's protected speech. In retaliation, I have called a group of extremely talented and Brave interna together to enact a plan in freeing the user, A Boeing 747 is currently Enroute to the Cueballs home, with more to follow if he does not Comply. -From the Second, not as cool Presidential Bunker, Troll GWB. #letherchit #FreedomForAll #9/11 Part 2
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In order to Drum up support for my Re-Election Re-Invasion of the Presidential Bunker, I've started a challenge. If enough Trolls like yourselves "Pity" this post, i'll hit this live on ANN and Box News as the Current Admin runs for the hills. #CastYourBullets! https://media.tenor.com/mnIEJaES0tAAAAPo/white-man-dancing-green-shirt-white-man-dance.mp4
!!ALL HANDS ALERT!! Recent Rumours have crossed my desk (a Nice folding table from Tollkea, thanks to the bumbling oaf in office who #Doesnotpayhistaxesontime) that I have been liking 'Thirst Trap' images. These rumours are Untrue, a Redblood Intern had acces to my account, and has been swiftly executed for the crime. -The Office of GWB
Please stop killing interns. And taxes are due on Wednesday. I am not late on filing them.
Last I checked Trollbama, you aren't my Co-President. The intern slaughter will continue until I am in office.
My fellow Alternians, It's been brought to my attention that a select few members of this proud site have claimed to see it that I, the Illustrious GWB, Never return to the Presidental Office Bunker. I only have two words for them. The Free Market. Using my funds, and a generous amount of the Taxpayer Dollar, i've purchased a twin set of M60's that I plan to hold in each hand and fire, Some say Haphazardly, into the Bunker. Please bow your head in Prayer to the clown gods that my precious Soda Dispenser button will not be harmed in this attempt. -The Office of Soon-to-be-again President GWB.
Back in my days in the Presidential Bunker, before my good freind Troll O oma stormed the office and usurped me (I'm coming back, Jack!) I had a button installed that delivered me a fresh can of Dr. Pepper when pressed. I miss that button. - The Office of Troll GWB
i will. personally. keep you. from entering. the oval business block. myself.