Troll GWB
@keepitBushy
The 41st Troll President of the United Hives of Acirema
ok, fuck. im feeling it tonight. have some pics. ::::D #nsfw https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/IMG_6924.jpg https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/IMG_6926.png
God Bless our space program, this is why I funded it.
My brother's name is Liu what are you people Jeff the Fuck on about
i could dominate anyone. boy, girl, thing. anyone. #nsfw
I love seeing Women entering a male dominated space and Excelling at it, That's #MyChittr.
I Get So Tilted At The Towers
Haha, I have fond memories of getting tilted at a pair of Towers. #NotThoseOnes
I leave for two hours and you are all planning "9/11 2." This is disgraceful. It should at least be called 9/12.
Troll GWB escaped from containment again. We are trying to lure him back via Dr. Pepper.
So you and your Team of sissy interns are the one leaving cans of the Ichor at our door! I saw the two comically large logs attached to the can, that's 2hy i had someone else grab it. #SippingMyPepper
This is ridiculous, many of you have not even met her. Certainly not my version of her, under my ward. Your empathy is detrimental and useless. Cease.
Good Doctor,I am extending a hand to you in good conscious, and sound mind. This madness must come to an End. State your Demands. #letherchit
that dumb old man fucking drafted me im too fat for this shit
You are my Chubbiest soldier, Perfect for Operation Human Shield.
im gonna beat your decrepit ass with a stick wheres obama. @barackObama save me obama save me
Now now, The UH needs it's chubbiest soldier. We have a home for you on Air Bug One, and the tastiest treats possible to keepbyou in fighting shape.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Does anyone have any favorite weapons? ]
Drones.
!!ALL HANDS ALERT!! Recent Rumours have crossed my desk (a Nice folding table from Tollkea, thanks to the bumbling oaf in office who #Doesnotpayhistaxesontime) that I have been liking 'Thirst Trap' images. These rumours are Untrue, a Redblood Intern had acces to my account, and has been swiftly executed for the crime. -The Office of GWB
Please stop killing interns. And taxes are due on Wednesday. I am not late on filing them.
Last I checked Trollbama, you aren't my Co-President. The intern slaughter will continue until I am in office.
"Hello we are the IRS and we know exactly how much money you owe us. Sometimes we even owe you money. We're not going to tell you, though. You have to figure that out for yourself. Also, if you get the number wrong, you go to jail." Fuck you.
Is it not the presidents job to set a Good Example for his constituents? I've paid my taxes square and on the money every year Barak, and gotten my fair share returned. #ShowUsYourTaxReturns #NotSponsoredButSponsored #INeedThatMoneyForDr.Pepper
-^Which one of yo∇ stole the catalytic converter I bo∇ght to replace the one that was stolen. I didn't even have a chance to f∇cking install that one d∇de. Whoever yo∇ are, f∇ck yo∇. F∇ck yo∇.^-
Your country needed the precious metals contained within, your monetary sacrifice will forever be remembered on a Ceremonial Brick.
-^I don't want a brick I want my b∇ggy to not so∇nd like transformers f∇cking each other raw.^-
How do these Presidents keep getting out of containment? Clearly someone is not locking the door behind them.
Somebody forgot to lock the door in Air Force One, can't keep us contained forever.
another goku has hit the towers mr president
THE TOWERS?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
I can, uh, Confirm that this was not my doing this time. That is the official stance of the Office.