♦ pitied by @lazyMerrymaker

((ill be fine, its just the usual shit

((welp, im gonna go lay down and be not okay for a little bit, dont worry about me, its irl stuff that just.... sucks rn

c< KAE YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS >c

c< 4 scieNNceeeeeeeeeeee >c

c< iM tryiNg, but tHey areNt.... giviNg..... Me..... tHe fucKiN virusssss >c

c< sticKiNg My fucKeN sHOulder iN2 tHe static, giMNMMMMeeeeeee >c

This could not be further from the truth.

c< wHeN i Hit 10K Kult scOre, sHOuld i figHt iN figHtNigHt? >c

:33 < earlimewr today i walked into a pizza shop :33 < and asked them if they made pizzas with squeak beasts, if i brought my own squeak beast :33 < they told me no so i burned it to the ground.
yeah my b, i don't like using regexes so i don't, so i'm a lil rusty.
\ 1 need t0 f1gure 0ut a way t0 d0 that. 1m 1tch1ng t0 playyyy /

hey vwait vwhy am i ewven here isnt there supposed to be like. a process or something? vwait no put the gun dovwn im sorry im sorry-

1 am now 1n d1re need of someone to preform a haunted f1sh corpse exorc1sm. 1 do NOT l1ke what 1t keeps wh1sper1ng

c< a reNderiNg errOr Has Occurred, please, gO fucK yOurself >c

i found out why. :(
Yes, as soon as I got the news, evidently he was already out. Sad.

D --> I missed the five blissful minutes Cronus was banned

im proud to say iwve learned my lesson and im fully rehab- yes, im saying it, get that gun outta my face! ivwe learned my lesson and vwill nevwer... wvhat vwas it i did again? ovwwv, fuck, cmon, break a fevw more ribs vwhy dontcha?! vwait, no, that vwasnt an invwitation, please, stop, im just a boy- #vwiolence #statewviolence

((im fuckign sobbing))
(( Just so you all know, I am dying now and trying not to cause noise complaints from the neighbors from how horrendously loud I am laughing ))






