꧁@legendaryLeague #nsfw #bulgerating #cobaltblood Hhh OKay. So. Runnit Dowmid, uhm. You are interesting! Stats: Strength: 5. Pliability: 6. Length: 4. Girth: 5. X-Factor: 9. Okay. Looking into it. This is not large. He talks like it is large. It is not. It is active, though. Very active. Annoyingly active. It has that fast-response quality some cobalt bulges have, where the organ reacts before the troll has decided whether reacting is appropriate. The coloration is cobalt. Fairly bright. A little overflushed around the head. There are two distinct bulbous sensitivity points near the tip. Double bulb. Fine. That part is real. The mutation appears to split pressure response across two nodes, giving it a second contact point during direct stimulation. This does improve sensation coverage. It also makes the overall shape look stranger than its measurements would suggest. Strength is average. Better under adrenaline. Pliability is decent. More bend than weight. Length is below what he probably claims. Girth is normal. Slightly fuller at the head because of the double bulb structure. The secretions appear quickly. Clear at first. Slight cobalt tint after stimulation. Thin consistency. Impatient production. Scent is sweat, static, cheap smoke, energy drinks, and stress. Taste is salt. Cobalt bite. Artificial lime powder. Why. Texture is smooth along the shaft. The double bulb gives the head a strange stacked pressure profile. Not unpleasant. Not impressive enough to justify him. Jousting viability is situational. He is not winning through size. He could win through speed, angle, and being too stupid to retreat when a normal troll would. Nook danger is moderate. Mostly because the double bulb would make small movements feel larger than they are. This is a tactical nuisance. Less turret, and more ward. Not a carry. Support-dependent. Smaller than advertised. More sensitive than expected.꧂
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I enjoy when you are somewhat callous in these.
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Another shockingly accurate read, fair Bulge Curator~~~.
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Hahahahahahahaha~~~~~~. If you drew this blade in the arena, no one in the stands would even notice~. #NSFW
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