♦ pitied by @liquidLiability
You And I Both Know The Reason You Would Tear Me Apart Is Less Out Of True Territorialism And More Because Overt And Genuine Flirtation Would Make That Poor Dear Burst Into Tears And Back Away, Tripping Over Himself In The Process And Knocking No Less Than 6 Pencil Cups Off Of Various Desks And Finally Smacking His Head Against Someone's Ill Placed Office Plant.
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Babygirl I Think You Need To Lay Off The Caffeine For The Night.