♦ pitied by @lolKek
check up your dusty seed flap
she say do u love me i tell her shitty farty
kuprum talks about my price (three pennies) like 1 day without me wouldn’t send her to the culling fields for a little rampage & rending
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the game of the sweep is tiddlywinks https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_1540.jpeg
uh oh it’s high tide on this website i gotta get out of here
go get me a mountain dew
ugh woke up bad can’t retain enough energy to be awake seeing if i can sleep it off no funny posts tonight whatever
man i didn’t realize just how many coldbloods are all up on me i’m being packwatched i gotta lay lower
everyone’s always praying on my downfall but don’t try it with me or i’ll get my girl all up on YOU and by girl i don’t mean the hot one i mean my ugly disgusting one with mind lasers
weve come so far you and i
i just dont want you to think i abandoned you
im going to start shitting #imfarting even harder now
you just get me
one lick of u i shrivelled up dry
the warmbloods i'm rooming with are taking about bonnie blueblood / get me out bro
女 | Bitches be hating with a B-cup, talk to me when your bosom iss bigger. #nssfw
cookie run trophy race is about to HATTTTEEEEEE to see me coming
~vvhat’s pregnant
i cant believe you naturally found meemaw sr on your pervert post what the actual fuck
i am excited to meet your beautifulbaby
>look again >youre already pregnant
they only ever want my meat when i got bread
voidrot and also this big fat ass i carry around
folykl tip #8: i just won squid game
Fun s.o°da fact: Burping is gr.o°ss but it's .o°kay if y.o°u d.o° it a little bit and c.o°ver y.o°ur m.o°uth it is just an.o°ther .o°ne .o°f th.o°se yucky things that pr.o°ves y.o°u are alive but c.o°ver y.o°ur m.o°uth st.o°p being gr.o°ss I d.o°n't want t.o° .o°utright ban burping at my stands but this is getting t.o° be t°o.o° much
#primedforthepounding
"⠀" trollbama stood frozen. "p-... peanut. we cant do this again. you keep giving me the run around. i try to communicate, i try to show you fun, i try to support you, and how am i repayed? you wish death upon me? you think im a terrible president? i sent my daves after you. my daves, peanut." "⠀" trollbama gritted his teeth, tears stinging his eyes. he set his jaw and turned away, breaking eye contact for a moment before looking back at peanuts looming concrete and rebar body before the scraping could continue. trollbama let out a bitter laugh. "that damn scraping." trollbama muttered, rubbing a hand over his eyes languidly. what would he have to do to prove himself? he was a good president. he *knew* he was a good president. trollbama took the first step, oxfords stumbling slightly. how many time's would he have to be the one to take the first step when it came to peanut? "an agreement. i want an agreement." "⠀" trollbama slowly placed one hand in his navy suit pants pocket, the fine cut accentuating the length of his legs as he stood in front of the scp. he nodded his head slowly. "whatever you need, peanut. i want to be the one to give it to you. ive been thinking about you when i shouldnt and-... i've taught you so much, havent i? ive seen what youre capable of. we can start over. you and me. barak trollbama and peanut. i-... i want you to be my vp, peanut. my vice peanut." trollbama lead his hand over peanut's bulbous body, upwards to hold a gentle touch and glide his thumb slowly over his cheek-like-area. he traced further inwards to the place where he'd longed to place his lips for so long, dragging a smooth line over the slit running vertically over peanuts visage. trollbama pulled his hand back slowly, bringing his thumb to his lips to suck at the taste. peanut didnt move. now he was the one who was frozen. (tags: Barak Trollbama/Peanut, troll/monster, forbidden romance, toxic dependency, miscommunication, yearning, #nsfw, vague quad, multichapter, presidential mention, archive rating: M)
come and get it anyway
youre ADDICTED to my BACTERIA and its TOTALLY EMBARRASSING
>who the fuck is going through and reacting to all of my chits stop artificially inflating my score
yeah alright ill cosign that one
ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to grow up to be lightheaded
>ive been edging since you logged on #nsfw
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u want me
> h0ly sh1t the p1xels 0n th1s 1mage
#sap
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im so hungry for nothing