@decoratedSmoothie (to deal with those paw prints, a roomba mop appears. It does not get to work immediately, but rather spins counterclockwise in a circle until given permission to proceed.)
@turingTranscendence (a phone with a spade sticker on the back, and a middle finger sticker on that sticker, appears. It rotates until acknowledged, waits until there is no one proximal to it, then explodes like firecrackers.)
@possessedCatgirl (a bag of TWELVE (12) EXTREMELY SUPER BOUNCY BALLS appears with a warning that just says 'be so careful. I do not know when these will stop.')
@deadlyMadness If you could be any animal for the day, what would you want to be? (The question, when answered, spawns a plushie of the animal in question.)