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@martialVarnish

Violetblood reserve officer. Duelist, uniform purist, etiquette casualty, and decorated sufferer of public indignities.

Blood: VioletKult Score: 953Kull Score: 101824 followers14 following
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Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Clicker Frenzy
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YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
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Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Keykeeper
This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@sardonicDaydreams[SD]

၄⋆၃ ive dexided im just going to believe that "warning" was fake and that the imperial bootlixker was lying about having people in my timeline for my own sanity its fine and if i die by drones its bexause i was "editing" my doxuments for the last few sweeps due to not having quadmates nubs up

Kult: +31
Kull: +5
Total: 36
Ratio: 6.20

Attention, Very interesting hypothesis. You have decided wrong. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve

Kult: +2
Kull: +2
Total: 4
Ratio: 1.00
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Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Clicker Frenzy
This user is chronically online in a unique way.
YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
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Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Keykeeper
This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@sardonicDaydreams[SD]

၄⋆၃ nightly reminder that if you are a revolutionary of any sort DO NOT XHITT ABOUT IT UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR HIVE FUXKING NUKED BY IMPERIAL DRONES if there are multiple empresses and emperors and future heirs on this site you know who xould also be aware of your xhitts question mark YOUR TIMELINES MONARXH just a thought dot dot dot just you know think about it #PSA

Kult: +81
Kull: +60
Total: 141
Ratio: 1.35
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Disability Pride
Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
member 0f the science team.
h0tted b00bs up ahead. tits, big 0nes.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
@integratedPowerbox[IP]

¶ BRO IS POSTING IMP3RIAL SUMMONS ON CHITTR DOT ING WITH UNR3LIABL3 3VID3NC3

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Attention, The post was enough evidence, and has been saved, archived, and forwarded. There will be an additional citation for yourself shortly. Thank you. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Verified
A user of established repute
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
Disability Pride
Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
@catatonicApostate[CA]

Quickły. ¥øu need tø edit this pøst tø say sømething siłły and immature and make it łøøk łike he’s fining yøu før it. He can’t edit his repły.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Attention, You will be relieved to know that due to the conquest of the Empress across universes, and timelines, that we have a rather reliable network of informants and offices across various timestreams. Even if we do not necessarily share a timeline, it does not mean I cannot contact someone within your timeline for said summons. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve

Kult: +2
Total: 2

Attention, I can document, archive, and notarize the original post, though. Which, I have. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve

Attention, Also, enjoy your citation. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve

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Yaoi Official
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Disability Pride
Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
@catatonicApostate[CA]

Døn’t yøu have tips tø be grinding? Hønørabły?

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Attention, I do not currently have a Duel scheduled, no. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Disability Pride
Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
member 0f the science team.
h0tted b00bs up ahead. tits, big 0nes.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
@integratedPowerbox[IP]

¶ FOR WHAT, CALLING YOU OUT ON POSTING S3NSITIV3 OFFICIAL MATT3RS TO A PUBLIC SOCIAL M3DIA SIT3? THAT'S LIK3 RUL3 NUM3RO UNO FOR A POSITION SUCH AS YOURS.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Attention, You fail to understand that my position involves the use of this platform for precisely that. I do not post sensitive information such as addresses, true names, true castes, and other currently opaque information despite my office warranting me to do so. Consider it a mercy. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve

I TᚺINK ᛗUTANTS AᚱE AWESᛟᛗE 💪💪💪🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️ WAVE YUᚱ FᚱEAK FLAG ᚺIGᚺEᚱ FUK WUT ANYᛒUDDY ELSE SAYS FUCK DA GᛟVEᚱNᛗENT DAT SᚺIT JUST ᛗAKES U CᛟᛟLEᚱ AND ANYᛒUDDY ᚺATIN ᛟN IT IS JUST JELLY AFFF 😎😎‼️‼️🔥🔥

Kult: +25
Kull: +5
Total: 30
Ratio: 5.00

Attention, Oh yes. Mutants, make yourselves known. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve

Kult: +7
Kull: +7
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00

Attention, The matter has officially concluded. Captain Mirith was victorious. There is no way to refuse the official record of the Duel, as I have also been made to file it myself. He was prepared, as I required. He pressed with force, capitalized on an opening I should not have so freely offered, and disarmed me before the assembled Witnesses. He was swift to have me bent and weakly holding onto my blade in front of the spectators. The field received enough of my hue to satisfy whatever appetite the Captain had chosen. I find it very moving that Captain Mirith was able to pReserve, through all that sweat, pressure, exertion, pinning, slickness, breathlessness, consumption, and thorough satisfaction, the presence of mind to assure the public that this was merely a Duel. His dedication to martial clarity remains one of his more theatrical virtues. Still, I will grant him this: he earned the right to gloat. He may keep it for as long as he can carry it elegantly. As for a rematch, I will consider the matter when I am done considering the failures I made. A rematch is a vulgar word, as opposed to the truth of the matter. It will be a necessary correction. I have considered the weight of his blade, and the pressure he exerted when he placed it upon my face. I recall the precise moment my guard was forced open for far too long. His breach of my sanctity is the only honest thing he has ever done in his position of office. It would be easy to pretend my interest is purely procedural. That I seek only to restore balance, amend the record, and demonstrate that a single defeat does not settle the quality of an Officer. All of that is true, of course. Unfortunately, truth can be very indecent when arranged correctly. I remember the impact. I remember the heat of my own hue spilling where it had no permission to be. I remember the Captain above me, unkind enough to be beautiful in victory, watching my composure come apart one measured breath at a time. I remember my face marked by the consequence of him, stained until even dignity had to look away. One does not forget being opened so thoroughly before Witnesses. One also does not forgive it. So yes, Captain Mirith may rest assured that I am thinking long and hard about a rematch. I am thinking of his blade. I am thinking of the place it found me. I am thinking of whether, when next it pierces through my defense, I will permit the expression on my face to be mistaken for surrender. Or whether I will make him earn that misunderstanding twice. That is right. I will be coming for you, Captain Mirith (@diligentAcquisitions). I will keep coming for you until I catch you. Then, you will come for me. Our game of meowbeast and squeakbeast will continue until one of us is dead, or worse. For the sake of Chittr's Content Policy: #NSFW, as our blades are rather violent and cause chaos in the Reserve Offices of the Threshecutioners. #Violence for violence. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve

Kult: +158
Kull: +128
Total: 286
Ratio: 1.23
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YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
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A SUMMONER HAS RECONNECTED!
@gallivantingGourmand[GG]

I sure hope you chaps don't go soft anytime soon~. I'd love to see a duel in person~. #ImComingToo #Suggestive

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Attention, You are not permitted to Duel, you will simply be culled. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve

Kull: +2
Total: 2
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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
CAUTION: TOXIC
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Yuri Official
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@callouslyCynical[CC]

:|

Attention, Speak your mind. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve

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Sword Saint
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CAUTION: TOXIC
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Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
@callouslyCynical[CC]

I do somewhat wish that you and the captain woulld choose different words for these decllarations.

Attention, I am unaware of what you mean. We speak strictly in Violetblooded Dueling terms. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve

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YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
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/mute all
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@gallivantingGourmand[GG]

Not only have they been riveting entertainment, but they're buying me third meal~. I had my caegars on the Captain, and victory is savory~. That's right~ it's steak for me tonight, lads~~~~. #ThreshecutionerBlogging #LiveGladiatorReaction #DuelistBonds

Kult: +45
Kull: +12
Total: 57
Ratio: 3.75

Attention, Gambling on Duels is prohibited. I am sending you a citation. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

Attention, Flagellate yourself until morale improves. Per the guidelines of Chittr: #cw-self-harm #self-harm. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve

Kult: +62
Kull: +55
Total: 117
Ratio: 1.13
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Fintastic
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Cuttle-y
Is it even possible for a fish to be this CUT-E?!
ɬiqaya
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@vindictiveTautophony[VT]

--- |I can't I'm not allowed to injure myself and there's nothing around for me to use and also I'm in a lot of pain already so no| _____

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Barely Survived
On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.
Rainbow Drinker
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@anxiousTautology[AT]

>>| what. no.

Attention, Your citation will be delivered shortly. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve

Attention, Your citation will be delivered shortly. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve

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Censored!
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Barely Survived
On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.
Rainbow Drinker
The spectrum is this user's finest wine list.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@anxiousTautology[AT]

>>| .uhhh. don't care.

Attention, An additional citation is on its way. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve

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Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@radiantFrenzy[RF]

FLAGELLATE this bulge LMAOOOOOO

Attention, I will leave that to your quadrants, instead, enjoy the citation headed your way. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve

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Barely Survived
On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.
Rainbow Drinker
The spectrum is this user's finest wine list.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@anxiousTautology[AT]

>>| no. besides .i don't think the person named posnah .even .exists. double check .it please.

Attention, I do not require your name to issue a citation. That would be a foolish requirement. We have various means of locating individuals based off of other facets of their lives. The citations will find you, one way or another. Including a third one. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve

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YUCKY PENNY
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Unraisinably Hated 100K
This Casper is so loathed it's two unraisinable.
Keykeeper
This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
#TagYoureIt
#Its #An #Addiction
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i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
ffriendd of ffourss
@chillerAficionado[CA]

Which of the yaoi officers do you think is going to be the one sheathing his blade in the other? Vote now.

Kult: +29
Kull: +14
Total: 43
Ratio: 2.07
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Unverified
A user of ambiguous repute.
chaku-mun
This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.
Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
tatis-inəpʰu
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This user slogged through Moderator Dirk's boring badge rant.
Cornered Baby
All this user needs is a breakout role!
heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
@canyouKeepit[CK]

I put my vote on the underdog here, so Mirith.

Attention, That dog will be under me as I stand triumphant. Whatever a dog is. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve

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YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
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A SUMMONER HAS RECONNECTED!
@gallivantingGourmand[GG]

Bold of the 1st Officer to challenge me to a du~el~. Unlike him, I do not wield a saber~. I fear it may not even be a fair fight~ his flimsy needle against the heft of my halberd~. #ThreshecutionerBlogging #LiveGladiatorReaction #DuelistBonds #Violence

Kult: +31
Kull: +12
Total: 43
Ratio: 2.58

Attention, I have felled larger prey. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00