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Read Carefully, Vindication is sweet. But first, where recognition is due, I must honor the fact that indeed you were every bit as aggressive and unyielding as your public posturing promised. You came with a devastating breathless heat of your own, grinding against my blade with a force that demanded all that I had to give. You tested my footing, you had me at the disadvantage once or twice, as it must happen though, when two demanding forces collide, one must ultimately find himself pinned. For all that talk of oiled and thorough entry, you were quite breathless in the time it took me to disarm that bravado once engaged in the flesh. With witnesses and at the agreed upon time, you folded under my weight. The friction was indeed rigorous, but the focus of my assault was all too consuming for your stamina. It was exquisite, watching you melt into a breathless slick of submission. The sweat of our shared exertion pooled between us on the floor, mixing with the heavy and sharp aftermath as you buckled, immaculate uniform painted in your hue. A glistening testament to the exhaustive performance. You took the entirety of my blade, stomached it fully, but in the end you found yourself spent and undone beneath my gaze. Our differences, in this matter, have been firmly put to rest. Wash away the grime of your labor and rest well. And, please, think long and hard about whether or not you will ask after a rematch. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

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This user is really just airing it all out on Chittr, huh? This is a lot.
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Still? Are we still doing this? Are we still putting this on Chittr?
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@handMaid[HM]

AT THIS POINT. SURELY. IT HAS TO BE A MIDLIFE CRISIS.

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This user wrote the book on being a sleaze! #cagttl #nsfwv
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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

alright. wvriska vwon. sorry damz. i wvas rooting for you, i really wvas. novw. her imperious condescension vwersus rose lalonde. iwve got something real special for you all. took some bartering, some vwheeling and dealing, thats vwhy it took me a sec to get back to this. lemme start wvith the rose propaganda. beautiful blonde, knowvs howv to banter, perfect bod, perfect face, can do some spooky eldritch stuff if thats vwhat youre into. shes incredible. i dont wvanna undersell her here. but... i got a vwintage from my man @caligulaascendit. this is *art*. nowv, to share the scan, he said he vwanted to do the propaganda for her, so here you go. #nsfwv. #nsfc too, but not the c youre thinking of. "its ya boy eridan ampora here vwith a guest rewvievw on alternias biggest caked up baddie our leadin broad in the beam for #cronusbabeoff hovwre all likin my vwintage hic edition penthouse by the wvay pretty groowvy huh cost me a pretty caegar but it wvas totally wvorth it an yknowv its the real deal too cause its got her signature shade a coral pink semi gloss #2 stamped across the covwer wvhen im feelin advwenturous i take my condy penthivwe out a her plastic slip an ewver so gently stroke her lipstick mark vwith a quivwerin finger wvith my other flipper placed firmly against my crotch anyvway im afraid the competition has been crushed by the empresss unholy cake grinder the rest a you booty impaired ladies can go hivwe novw" yeah. yowvza. #cwv-cakesitting. <3 or <> for condy. <3< or c3< for rosie.

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@herimperiousCondesce[HC]

)(onestly u )(ave said 2 t)(ings and I t)(ink u rule already

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@herimperiousCondesce[HC]

a girl can do bot)(

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@herimperiousCondesce[HC]

miss bossin idiots around tb)(

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@herimperiousCondesce[HC]

currently feelin bad fore you beac)(es w)(o need mascara n s)(ip my las)(es b alwaves perfect 3B-)

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@truthEveryday[TE]

you.are.quite.right a.fine.example.of.professionalism.officer.veylor i'll.send.a.commendation.through.the.proper.channels,.should.they.be.open

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Easy mark.

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@truthEveryday[TE]

well.naturally.not.all.should.be.put.to.the.chop.but.there.are.far.too.many.helms.who.are.primarily.battery.power.with.far.too.much.thinkpan.function

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@truthEveryday[TE]

a.disloyal.part.of.myself.yes i'm.much.better.now

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@truthEveryday[TE]

what.it.people.say.now?. womp.womp?

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@truthEveryday[TE]

helms.are.so.terribly.inefficient if.only.we.hadn't.gotten.sentimentally.attached.to.them....we.really.should.be.using.the.power.of.a.strategically.used.lobotomy.more.often far.fewer.complaints.from.then.on ((.#cw-gore.))

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@truthEveryday[TE]

oh.under.the.command.of.a.midblood.of.coourse but.if.you.were.told.to.cull,.wouldn't.you?.in.service.to.the.empire?

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@truthEveryday[TE]

could.even.be.you would.it.not.be.quite.some.fun?

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@truthEveryday[TE]

thank.you.@fatallyforever.for.being.my.most.avid.reader im.sure.your.rebellion.against.me.through.chit.hating.will.end.with.real.change.happening,.certainly

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@truthEveryday[TE]

some.of.you.who.havent.been.to.the.outer.rims.of.our.empire.would.be.quite.surprised.by.how.'upstanding.and.freedom.providing'.certain.lowbloods.can.be.when.put.in.charge.of.other.species after.all,.they.have.a.place.lower.even.than.rustbloods.in.our.society how.fun.to.see.a.gutterblood.crack.the.whip

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@truthEveryday[TE]

fascinating.what.people.will.give.up.to.not.be.convicted.of.crimes how.often.the.interrogators.in.my.employ.will.offer.salvation.in.exchange.for.giving.alternate.names,.when.an.execution.date.that.we.certainly.cannot.change.has.already.been.scheduled

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