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alright. wvriska vwon. sorry damz. i wvas rooting for you, i really wvas. novw. her imperious condescension vwersus rose lalonde. iwve got something real special for you all. took some bartering, some vwheeling and dealing, thats vwhy it took me a sec to get back to this. lemme start wvith the rose propaganda. beautiful blonde, knowvs howv to banter, perfect bod, perfect face, can do some spooky eldritch stuff if thats vwhat youre into. shes incredible. i dont wvanna undersell her here. but... i got a vwintage from my man @caligulaascendit. this is *art*. nowv, to share the scan, he said he vwanted to do the propaganda for her, so here you go. #nsfwv. #nsfc too, but not the c youre thinking of. "its ya boy eridan ampora here vwith a guest rewvievw on alternias biggest caked up baddie our leadin broad in the beam for #cronusbabeoff hovwre all likin my vwintage hic edition penthouse by the wvay pretty groowvy huh cost me a pretty caegar but it wvas totally wvorth it an yknowv its the real deal too cause its got her signature shade a coral pink semi gloss #2 stamped across the covwer wvhen im feelin advwenturous i take my condy penthivwe out a her plastic slip an ewver so gently stroke her lipstick mark vwith a quivwerin finger wvith my other flipper placed firmly against my crotch anyvway im afraid the competition has been crushed by the empresss unholy cake grinder the rest a you booty impaired ladies can go hivwe novw" yeah. yowvza. #cwv-cakesitting. <3 or <> for condy. <3< or c3< for rosie.
)(onestly u )(ave said 2 t)(ings and I t)(ink u rule already
a girl can do bot)(
miss bossin idiots around tb)(
currently feelin bad fore you beac)(es w)(o need mascara n s)(ip my las)(es b alwaves perfect 3B-)
you.are.quite.right a.fine.example.of.professionalism.officer.veylor i'll.send.a.commendation.through.the.proper.channels,.should.they.be.open
well.naturally.not.all.should.be.put.to.the.chop.but.there.are.far.too.many.helms.who.are.primarily.battery.power.with.far.too.much.thinkpan.function
a.disloyal.part.of.myself.yes i'm.much.better.now
what.it.people.say.now?. womp.womp?
helms.are.so.terribly.inefficient if.only.we.hadn't.gotten.sentimentally.attached.to.them....we.really.should.be.using.the.power.of.a.strategically.used.lobotomy.more.often far.fewer.complaints.from.then.on ((.#cw-gore.))
oh.under.the.command.of.a.midblood.of.coourse but.if.you.were.told.to.cull,.wouldn't.you?.in.service.to.the.empire?
could.even.be.you would.it.not.be.quite.some.fun?
thank.you.@fatallyforever.for.being.my.most.avid.reader im.sure.your.rebellion.against.me.through.chit.hating.will.end.with.real.change.happening,.certainly
some.of.you.who.havent.been.to.the.outer.rims.of.our.empire.would.be.quite.surprised.by.how.'upstanding.and.freedom.providing'.certain.lowbloods.can.be.when.put.in.charge.of.other.species after.all,.they.have.a.place.lower.even.than.rustbloods.in.our.society how.fun.to.see.a.gutterblood.crack.the.whip
fascinating.what.people.will.give.up.to.not.be.convicted.of.crimes how.often.the.interrogators.in.my.employ.will.offer.salvation.in.exchange.for.giving.alternate.names,.when.an.execution.date.that.we.certainly.cannot.change.has.already.been.scheduled