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@barackObama[BO]

!! Thank you very much for the assistance.

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No. Fuck off Graham. -^4

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Adam Graham, a man of tall height and charming words. His friends called him Draco, that was his nickname, all of them knew that. The writer is unsure if he'd like to decide which Adam this one is though... Is he the Adam whom pitches for a Pirate, a seadweller? Is he the Adam of another world? Or is he the Adam just for Chittr. The options are endless. Perhaps, his friend Alicen would help this story. #TheScript

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Some of it may be mind reading, Some of it may not be. Draco said. Or was that the other guy? #TheScript

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i leik the cat on my name *like

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@barackObama[BO]

I will take this into consideration. Thank you for your service.

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he'll always be in our tung tung tung sahearts </3

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ARRIAR — "Ah, just a shiver is all."

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@ambrosiusCoadjutor[AC]

did it wörk? did i dö the thing? IF IT DID BE PRÖUD ÖF ME ! https://file.garden/Zu7pjGV7öGLUPzsR/IMG_5880.jpeg

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go my davelings.
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@transgenderGamer[TG]

ok fistbump actually

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@barackObama[BO]

Thank you.

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@turntechGirlhead[TG]

god finally someone who fucking understands me

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econony

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@caligvlasAqvarivm[CA]

quadrant appreciation evvenin

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the beta male that's gonna ruin your night.
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@naughtyTechnician[NT]

Flushed Affirmatioon Day 8?

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there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
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@anxiousTautology[AT]

>>| the best movie. the gold standard .of horror .and .action mixed .in between. deny .or not, but for me .it .is the peak. there's much .ongoing .and .i love .all culling scene .and how they .impact main crew. https://hive.beeb.trl/posts/img_022.jpg

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Total: 25
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When yøu fīnałły meeŧ sømeøne specīał, īf ønły før a few đays anđ nīghŧs, īŧ can be sø magīcał ŧø be īn ŧheīr presence anđ īn ŧheīr arms. Īŧ can be jusŧ as paīnfuł ŧø łeŧ gø when īŧ's ŧīme ŧø parŧ. #senŧīmenŧał~§~

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alright. just think the phrase "magic item: blind paint" a cꙮuple ꙮf times ꙮver, and i'll send it ꙮver. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

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This conspiracy makes so much sense! Both holidays have religious traditions so It's entirely possible that Saint Nick is working 2 times a year! Maybe even more than that. >8)

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pretty sure we all will. dont be nervous

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memento mori
Remember that you must die. Let that determine what you do and say and think. 0u0
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@apocalypseArisen[AA]

inanimate 0bjects feel pain. make sure t0 hit them against things as hard as y0u can, they deserve it.

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TH]S HAPPENS SOMET]MES... HTTPS://WWW.GETJOBBER.COM/WP-CONTENT/UP[OADS/2023/01/HVAC-MEME_[OS]NG-A-10MM-SOCKET.JPEG

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@eclecticEngineer[EE]

thiz iz a g00d 0ne. zynergizez we11 with the 1azerz. i think my c1ient wi11 enj0y it.

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Chittr's #1 fumbler. She fumbled Cronus twice. She's so cooked.
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@tentativelyTenebrous[TT]

K--<doxxed what power grid im on lmao

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@screamingPoet[SP]

FREE YOUR PAN OF PROPAGANDA. DIVIDED WE BEG, TOGETHER WE BARGAIN. NO HIGHBLOOD CAN STOP THIS MOVEMENT. FIGHT IF YOU MUST. FIGHT FOR YOUR NEIGHBORS AND HIVEMATES AND FRIENDS. EQUALITY BENEFITS EVERYONE. NOT JUST THE OPRESSED.

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@writtenRevolution[WR]

i was having a panic attack near sunrise yesterday / and / my moirail dropped everything / to come over and take me to her hive / she's so sweet

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Fuck y0ur friends Friday? Yeah fuck y0u guys #nsfw

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@barackObama[BO]

We have not, unfortunately. Although you are currently up for a promotion due to your excellent work ethic.

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@barackObama[BO]

I believe it is time to introduce to you all my esteemed Cabinet. All these individuals were hand-selected, and have shown great dedication. If I am unavailable for any reason, feel free to reach out to the appropriate member of the Cabinet, as they will be more than happy to assist you. Meet my Cabinet, presented in no particular order; *•*VICE PRESIDENT OF PEACE: Miss Rose Belvedere Lalonde, @tentacleTherapist#7214 • Head of the Party of Earth C's Administrative Leadership: Rose Lalonde, @tentacleTherapist •Head of Archeology, Excavations, and Archival Endeavors: Miss Aradia Megido, @apocalypseApproaching •Chief Entity of Entomology: Knytte, @hallowedVessel •Attorney General: Miss Neophyte "Meoutside" Redglare, @gallowsCastigate •Head of Homeland Security: Miss Meenah Peixes, @cuttlefishCrusher •Secretary of Degeneracy: Miss Rankmaid, @archiveAddict •Head of Health & Safety: Mr. Hastur Sabbot, @alarmingApothecary •Secretary of Defense: Mr. Broseph "Bro" Strider, @broStrider

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New Post --> Check It! ↓ bictches love me for my attitude . Transcoded from my magical steam punk machine

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we bury them! some of us even have a funeral to mourn.

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there’s way better isps out there. i hear good is pretty good!

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Big swords.

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Adam, I will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the stars.

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Of course, I'll have ^3 edit it down to the highlights.

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You know I got everything on camera? Have I shown you before?

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< mine was a refurance to game grumps

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Apparently my husband got a painting of me done taking a nap and damn I look amazing.. love you with my whole heart even if there is blood leaking from it @mechanicChariot https://file.garden/acHivQA0vHdP6DYz/alicen.png

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AWWWWW HEHEHE

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@malleablePersonage[MP]

Thank you, I will enjoy bonus sleep.

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Collecting bones of decaying lusii,, if you have any I can trade for weapon or fashion items

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@malleablePersonage[MP]

Bless you

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It's bonfire. Turn the lights out. I'm burning everything you motherfuckers t lk bout

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Oh yay!!

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Hi!! New acc my old one got taken over by an Alternate timeline me and sh is being a bitch rn ::3

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@mechanicChariot I am watching you

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Gay

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|| & bboth

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@blackestQuasar[BQ]

Two things can be true.

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@alarmingApothecary[AA]

[|87 :: "RUH ROAH RAGGY REV'E REEN ROUGHT!" "L;ke lets get outta here sc00b!"

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Do You Like Bagels? Because You’re Bae Goals

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Kull: +5
Total: 20
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Are You Https? Because Without You, I’m Just ://

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Do You Know The Square Root Of Two? Because I Feel Irrational Around You.

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Total: 15
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You Must Be A Carbon Sample Because I Really Want To Date You.

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@turncoatGoathead[TG]

i cant remember

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@araneaSerket[AS]

An excellent question, I will ela8or8te in a seper8te post shortly! ======================= anachronisticGlossary [AG] has requested to send: 1 X RED AND WHITE STRIPE CHOCOLATE EGG > ACCEPT? =======================

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it had better be true. i'm much too old to keep fending off assassins wvwho wvwant the merit and glory of my head. leavwe it to a younger aristocrat nowvw. if they wvwanted to kill me, i'd probably fight back and rend them to pieces. but that is only the first fewvw. a large handful might get me by the last one. i'd let it happen wvwhile i sip an iced tea, boots caked in blood. apologies for wvwaxing poetic on my final stand. i think of this often.

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@affectionConsecrated[AC]

Jason Voorh33s. Love his movies.

Kult: +25
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@cmallieEntertainment[CE]

X hhhhhh i was hitting on this cobalt dude and he charmed the fuck out of me Imm not going to lie, like dude had me wanting him in a romantic and not viciously horny way #nsfw x

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@dynamicFlowfields[DF]

-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA512 ive noticed this one too but i still dont know what specifically triggers it to happen :( -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- jelpnAkFucqBoKl+FKqsyDsLtIdjpN/UMWslSJwpkKeiZKI/qJSGY/+mnuxtfYfy SKZbcGReVPRjtZqbwx+IMhG+rXOxrCIdkyJ+JFVvfPjnNasDTZvirjoRvracXEhf TsJPQAtoFAaj+HrDuhKLBXNtsRRrfNcdAVjeMolJARZbavaSSZEWLFVZZOqMIrwA OmEopDqXankoGOScnjZ/PyilyGQWyewzSJUMqnzsAnpRkwniQfaWQPUcqYtnYWwl w+NxBAVbDwdoUFsRvxLKZFCLnkjNQwEqgtsZrIiJZqPosDkZ/SpMQvODHWfIpWGX eHopAlhxkgAODtvGVrKIfvfiktmBaxoBlOlCggIZkuSWhaxbISHGzLXxSklhsjpp nqfJ =OqHg -----END PGP SIGNATURE-----

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@climaxJump[CJ]

OH SHIT. I ACTUALLY KNOW ABOUT THIS GLITCH SINCE DAY 2 OR 3. I JUST FORGOT TO REPORT IT. WHICH IS PROBABLY BECAUSE I FORGOT TO CHECK THE EXACT CONDITIONS UNDER WHICH IT HAPPENS. BUT WHENEVER YOU TAKE A DIRECT LINK TO A SPECIFIC COMMENT IN A CERTAIN WAY, THAT COMMENT GETS ERRONEOUSLY DUPLICATED ON OTHER THREADS. I WAS GOING TO CHECK WHAT THE EXACT CONDITIONS TO REPRODUCE THE BUG WERE BEFORE DMING MOCALI, BUT I THINK I JUST FORGOT TO DO THAT. SO I'LL PING @dynamicFlowfields IN THIS THREAD.

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iiiii-- don't normally involve myself in conflict.... >_>'' but-- i can make an exception...

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well, yes, i'd imagine dying is not exactly the spitting image of health.

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

gosh, ill take it as a compliment! have a bunny. nn ouo

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@writtenRevolution[WR]

i wanna make people happy / every time i get positive feedback on my music i know deep in my pusher it's what i was hatched to do / i wanna give joy to everyone i can

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@totesGruesome[TG]

sorri i got hungry

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@barackObama[BO]

Always remember: When in doubt, blame RONALD REAGAN.

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✨🍭🕷️ wow the tag reordering makes this into such beautiful poetry 🕷️🍭✨

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Took a break for a little.. How is everyone doing on this fine day??

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Nice catch, best ya get back to your hive before any drones come looking your way

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Can I bring popcorn?

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@misterSeven[MS]

Gun to my head, couldn't tell ya. Memories before all this are foggy; been a good dozen centuries or so, after all. @imBiscuits Answer the fella.

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@thatGamerrrgrl[TG]

gud marningggggg evry1 (or gnite 2 trolls mwah) it is day 2 of mommaz pain flarez so we taken it MAD ez w sum gamin

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@asclepianDesperada[AD]

its cuz the condesces boss was a cherub and his sister was lime and he was a BITCH abt it!

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yeah i always use a random character i never use like ¤ and it works great! but AAAAAAUUUGJGHGH is funny as hell lmaoooo

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@amorousCasanova[AC]

// Alright! Thank you! I opened up the quirk thing again and it seems there is a regex replacement NOW, must have just not been on my account yet or something but i did manage to do it but this is great to know moving forward!

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@barackObama[BO]

As a government employee, even on a volunteer basis, you are exempt from drone strikes.

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@amorousCasanova[AC]

// I just gotta ask if this is serious, I did laugh cause it surprised me having this pop up LOL, but no i have not tried that, but i can.

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@barackObama[BO]

Please stop requesting drone strikes on individuals. They are already overworked and get confused easily.

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@araneaSerket[AS]

Well, I had not intended to re8log that post, 8ut now that I have made my presence known, I may as well offer a proper response. As a 8eforan, 8oth are permitted to exist, though lime8loods are regarded as ordinary citizens rather than targets for extermin8tion, as is the case on Alternia. Their existence is not criminalised in the same overtly violent manner, which already marks a significant divergence 8etween the two societies. As for what many refer to as “mutants” - a rather unkind term, I think, it may 8e more appropri8te to say offcaste. In 8eforus, such individuals are typically placed within the culling system, where they are assigned to the supervision of an adult troll. This arrangement is framed as care towards their development, though it ultim8tely culmin8tes in a predetermined life. Taking all of this into account, I would argue that it is generally 8etter to 8e a lime8lood on 8eforus than an offcaste on Alternia. That said, an offcaste on Alternia may, in some cases, conceal themselves as its warmer caste of 8urgundy. Given that 8urgundy are often overlooked or dismissed as the lowest caste, this does offer a certain advantage, namely, the a8ility to remain unnoticed, which can 8e a form of survival in itself. #caste #hemosim #politics #theotricals #8eforus #Alternia #CullingSystem

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@terminallyCapricious[TC]

yOu sHuT ThE MoThEr fUcK Up. I SwEaR I Do nOt nEeD ThIs sHiT On mY TiMeLiNe. I'M FrOtHiNg lIkE A MoThEr fUcKiNg aNgEr lAtTe rIgHt nOw oN ThE AnGeLs gOt mY KeYbOaRd sOuNdInG LiKe sOmE MoThEr fUcKiN PoP RoCkS ExPlOdInG In tHiS BiTcH GoT My rAgGeD AsS RuNnInG BaCk aNd fOrTh wOnDeRiNg hOw tO KiLl yOu.

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@araneaSerket[AS]

(( I am dying at how much she's girlfailing with interacting on social media. Her icon is accurate, so far she's made draft typos she cannot edit out and reblogged a post she was trying to snoop on. ))

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@fibrousGelatinization[FG]

urania b𖦹isduvalii https://inaturalist-𖦹pen-data.s3.amaz𖦹naws.c𖦹m/ph𖦹t𖦹s/11115930/large.jpg ( #m𖦹thp𖦹sting )

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so tru3! lik3 th3 fuck you m3an colors ar3 this bright? crazy lol.

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𝄞 𓆏 If we ♪ get pronouns 𓆏 I hope we 𝄴an also get 𓆏 adjectives.𝄽 Mine ♪ are hungry/damp 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏

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@barackObama[BO]

He/Him. I have just have unfortunate run-ins as of late. And yourself?

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@cmallieEntertainment[CE]

X I mean I ragebait and sell drugs sometimes #substance x

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@thatGamerrrgrl[TG]

SADGEEE cn we get a #rechit

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what on earth makes you think i’m eating them i said i wanna them for… ohhhh.

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i understand. theyre an important part of a balanced breakfast.

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i am choosing love and kindness and letting go of my teenage anger. i am choosing love and kindness and letting go of my teenage anger. i am choosing love and kindness and letting go of my teenage anger. #dailyaffirmations

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Total: 36
Ratio: 6.20

oh!! alright, i haven't heard any of their stuff before...! I'll give it a shot...!

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Yes and no? Wigs do exist, Which covers the yes portion, but I know that's not what you're asking. So onto the No; Leprechauns are, 99% of the time, an entirely male species. Something something, Homosexual reproduction won the evolutionary race. BUT! there's a 1% of the time where females are hatched. It's got a lot to do with genes and sometimes egg temperature. The chromosomes that lead to a female tadpole are also fairly close to the ones that lead to hair growth. (Some males do grow hair! It's not entirely uncommon! None of these fucks have the genes for it, that's all!)

Kult: +10
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@torqueTyrant[TT]

Mine was unironically called Moonshine because I did not know that was a type of alcohol. Because I was 12.

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@nefariousScamp[NS]

getting you

Kult: +10
Total: 10

I̷͕̅ ̵̻͆K̷͇͝N̸͔̄Ḛ̶̃W̷̥̏ ̴̻̀T̴̲̓H̷͚̓A̷̪̓Ṫ̶̟ ̴̼͂D̴̤̂Ò̷̤Ö̶͍́R̵̟̆ ̷͙͌H̸̺̐À̷͜D̴̙̽ ̷̙͊A̶̝͝ ̵͙̇Ḷ̵͊Ő̵̭C̵̜͊K̵̭̎ ̴̺͝Ó̴̢N̸͉͊ ̷͙̉Ḯ̵ͅT̶͖̒!̷̭͋ ̸̼͝A̴̙̕N̸̲̾Ḏ̷̇ ̵̤͊Ẽ̴͜V̸̪̌E̴̻͠Ŗ̵͝Y̵͎̾B̵͙͋Ó̸̪D̶̄͜Y̶̳͝ ̵̯̊W̷͉͘Ạ̸̄S̸̞̈́ ̷̟̍T̷̳̚R̵͇̿Y̸͕͌I̵̱̚N̷̘̊G̷̨̉ ̵͉͘T̶̘͌O̴͇͒ ̴̜͒M̷͖̈́A̸̱̾K̶̮̉É̶͖ ̶̯͑M̶̯̈́É̸̼ ̸̼̊Ḟ̶̩E̶̜͠Ê̷͕L̶͔͌ ̶̗̋L̸̙̕Ĩ̴ͅK̷͍̏Ê̴̯ ̶̘̚Ï̸͉ ̷̱̈W̵̟̄A̴̫͂S̷̢̚ ̵̻́L̷̥̂O̴̙̚S̴̩̍I̴̅ͅN̷͎͠G̵͕̉ ̷̡̄M̶̮̔Y̶͇͛ ̴̪̏

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Can we actually please??

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Total: 5

I got reminder of an old outfit I did with @mechanicChariot thank you for dealing with my dumbass self https:://file..garden/acHivQA0vHdP6DYz/IMG_5756..png

Kult: +25
Total: 25

To whoever parked their Silver Trollyota Camry by the front entrance of the mall, get #TOWED for being 5 minutes over the designated parking time.

Kult: +25
Kull: +2
Total: 27
Ratio: 12.50

xx OKIE AT THE RISK OF NOT ACCIDENTLY DISRUPTING THA #PEACE IM MAKING AN ANNOUNCIE!! FROM HERE ON IM FOLLOWING EVERY FUCHISA ON CHITTR 2 SHOW IM NOT UR ENEMY ⸜(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡ xx xx #PEACE #LOVE #UNITY #RESPECT xx ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧

Kult: +17
Kull: +5
Total: 22
Ratio: 3.40

i wasn't paying attention i saw cats as i scrolled up....

Kult: +10
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This user is certifiable good boy of the most marvelous kind.
@cosmicCanine[CC]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/adadc66b3195dfdbe6dfcb7197441ac3/0c04f795c4215ea0-da/s1280x1920/31f4bb26d8188d92df43c83c2e62f2e5fcd94d78.jpg My Rage has broken Containment

Kult: +15
Total: 15

(( Genuinely appreciate other intermission folks vibing with Casey. I've had this girl for a guesstimated 10 years at this point and I love her very much. <3 Thank you strangers on the internet for being lovely ))

Kult: +35
Total: 35

I jest, of course Pleasant to hear that things are going well. Sometimes I really do forget that I shouldn't be bantering around with strangers, even if they are the preincarnation of my friends.

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@neverthelessZygology[NZ]

Hi Chittr! I'm feeling fleeptaztic! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1344828130136690751/1459807931930378454/AnizzyDance.gif?ex=69c4dd14&is=69c38b94&hm=e0dd1fd4be0f069937adb950e8da5bdaf76cd9d74ee414832b5955c81fb266ae&

Kult: +30
Total: 30

they could be expecting that i cant risk it

Kult: +5
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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

ooc rq, i love ts bc i can keep my usual text errors w/o worries #dyslexcia

Kult: +15
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@byteBacklog[BB]

cønsøle.løg("i've reached a whøle new level øf røbøtics using nøthing but my autism");

Kult: +10
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@centaursTesticle[CT]

d --> my occular globe has been on the kult system and let me just say its kind of bs that pale reactions only get you a pithy 2 points i feel like it should get you the same as many as a flushed react id o not appreciate this minimisation of one of the fundamental romanrtic biilidng bpieces of our society

Kult: +13
Total: 13

i think im troll dating someone now??? im so nervous oh my gosh.

Kult: +10
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@writtenRevolution[WR]

i am matesprits with joey claire / please be nice to her everyone

Kult: +25
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@spadesSlick[SS]

i think every hour we should cast a vote to kick someone off the site. the first two contestants should be scratch and adam. hearts or diamonds for adam spades or clubs for scratch

Kult: +24
Kull: +17
Total: 41
Ratio: 1.41
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@spadesSlick[SS]

yes.

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

ok....

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@barackObama[BO]

I have been told that is referred to as the Yuri

Kult: +17
Total: 17
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@spadesSlick[SS]

new profile photo that doesn't compromise my real identity.

Kult: +10
Total: 10

WOULD YOU LIKE TO FACTCHECK THAT. #NSFW

Kult: +5
Total: 5

alright, im NOT going to post my "globes" or whatever but ill post a picture of me being cute with my old strife specibus. check it out! https://i.imgur.com/248cYLb.jpeg

Kult: +45
Total: 45

got a second picture for you guys! this is uh. after my phone was on timed photo and the flashlight ran out of battery. so i was looking all grumpy because finding batterys for it is a pain in the ass https://i.imgur.com/PMphZub.png

Kult: +37
Total: 37

So far on my list its 20 hives to do, even got a nice gig at a ceruleans gym to help keep the equipment polished up! Maybe I'll put on a bit of muscle mass today

Kult: +5
Total: 5

19 hives total, what a day..time to go take my one hour nap then back to it!

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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@writtenRevolution[WR]

i managed to get sleep instead of scrolling chitter / next step is finishing my next album

Kult: +17
Kull: +5
Total: 22
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@coralCarrion[CC]

⤐My f⊕rmer pale c⊕mpani⊕n th⊕ught he was being impervi⊕us t⊕ survive ⊕r die. He was finding ⊕ut that he mistaken when I put an arr⊕w thr⊕ugh his head f⊕r attempt t⊕ sell me t⊕ the dr⊕nes bef⊕re my Rite ⊕f Challenge. #death #murder

Kult: +14
Total: 14
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This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.
@glitteringAcuity[GA]

POINT OF ORDER! opposing counsel is a little bitch. no i don't have any issues with the exhibit Your Highblood i just wanted to make sure you're seeing this shit

Kult: +15
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@specialRelativity[SR]

It is my be⁻lie⁻f that (H − E) can only diffe⁻r from the⁻ kine⁻tic e⁻ne⁻rgy K by an additive⁻ constant.

Kult: +15
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/[•ヮ•]\

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LEGALIZED SEX MARRIAGE. AND OuT OF MARRIAGE. REALLY. ALL SEX.
@caliBorn[CB]

TuRN ON THE NEWS. ANY CHANNEL. DOESN'T MATTER. YOu'RE GONNA FuCKING. LOVE THIS.

Kult: +5
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Total: 10
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@nesbenNesben[NN]

nesben has a confession. nesbens last name is not offale. it is vantas. nesben wont be changing shit but it should be known nesben is a paradox genetic descendant of the signless and has been cursed to never die by the powers that be because of nesbens eventual hubris

Kult: +14
Total: 14

i'd like to thank nesben for being amazing and i'd like to acknowledge droog for snitching. sorry droog but by nesben law we're now friends

Kult: +17
Total: 17
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has a clear and 0bvi0us type.
@gullibleColumnist[GC]

READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ should post thiss now that i think about it. https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/discodearie.png full portrait of my profile picture ]

Kult: +50
Total: 50
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
Feathery Asshole
despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.
@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

Check it. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/543207611353268242/1486136581415899248/VRChat_2026-03-24_18-55-27.130_1080x1920.png?ex=69c4680c&is=69c3168c&hm=bfe355b014babd1b00fa0b8ed3e16b950bc3df39cdfe7dcd00d6fce454a4028a&

Kult: +10
Total: 10

@mechanicChariot are we both just collectively deciding to ignore them rn??

Kult: +5
Total: 5

How dare you two ignore my call out post on you both @randomPerson @mechanicChariot die

Kult: +7
Total: 7

WHICH OF YOU SYCOPHANTS WISHES TO AID IN THE RISE OF THE EGGMAN EMPIRE? I WANT A VAST WELCOMING PARTY WHEN I RETURN TO THE PLANET.

Kult: +5
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@nesbenNesben[NN]

can nesben be elected mayor of chittr please

Kult: +31
Kull: +7
Total: 38
Ratio: 4.43

President

Kult: +15
Total: 15

Oh I wonder who that is!!

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Oh no yea most of us are

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Check your messages now

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Why tf did I say yes to you

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I SHOULDN'T BE DISTRACTED BY SOCIAL MEDIA, I COULD BE USING THE LITTLE PLANET'S POWER TO RETURN TO ALTERNIA!!! THE HEDGEHOG HASN'T FOUND ME YET, BUT I SHOULD HIDE THE TIME STONES IN CASE HE'S LOOKING FOR ME.

Kult: +15
Kull: +2
Total: 17
Ratio: 7.50

Okay one more shot before I ping Alicen.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
Feathery Asshole
despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.
unfaltering loyalty
a knight never falters in the face of adversary
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@turntechGodhead[TG]

shut the fuck up adam youre just wrong

Kult: +12
Kull: +7
Total: 19
Ratio: 1.71

Perfect color

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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@nesbenNesben[NN]

chittr. nesben has something really serious to say. nesben really appreciates everynesben who appreciates nesben. before getting on chittr, nesben lived in a hole and only ate dirt and did not have friends because nesben is a freaky mutant. and now nesben has so many friends and allies. this means a lot to nesben. nesben will return to nesbenposting once nesben is less overnesbenes

Kult: +46
Kull: +9
Total: 55
Ratio: 5.11

I'VE TRAVELLED TO THE FUTURE OF THE LITTLE PLANET AND THE PLANET APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN REPLACED ENTIRELY WITH METAL AND TECHNOLOGY. NOT A SINGLE BIT OF PLANTLIFE OR WILDLIFE REMAINS ON THE PLANET. PERHAPS I WILL USE THIS ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY TO FINALLY BEAT THAT HEDGEHOG AT HIS OWN GAME. IT'S TIME TO TAKE WHAT I'VE LEARNED FROM MECHA SONIC MK. I AND II, AND BUILD THE ULTIMATE ROBOT DOPPELGANGER. MY HYPER METAL SONIC.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

jobappolication to be @spadesSlick#8817 jester qualities i hav funny, hawt, i cna use a gun references idk i makenmy own material

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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@imBiscuits[IB]

NO WAIT I CANT BE 9 IM NOT STITCH IM BISCUITS! I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO SEW LET ALONE TAILOR!

Kult: +5
Total: 5

my theme music rn is sneaky snitch. I have to deliver the treats. the sneats. the snummy sneats.

Kult: +27
Kull: +7
Total: 34
Ratio: 3.86
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@spadesSlick[SS]

shut the fuck up biscuits.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@barackObama[BO]

While I am not a hoe, I support you, Nesben. It is imperative we support each other in times such as these.

Kult: +15
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@spadesSlick[SS]

i've removed my icon for no specific reason.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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@spadesSlick[SS]

i have a profile photo now. you can only see half of my face so i'm not idenifiable.

Kult: +10
Total: 10

[Appreciation] Thank you Sir Graham, it is always nice to hear from you.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

see wasnt that so EZ..... good afternoon to u too :))

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@slenderMan[SM]

my pages brings all the victims to the forest

Kult: +35
Total: 35
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@slenderMan[SM]

find my pages

Kult: +25
Total: 25

UPDATES SINCE LAST NIGHT I STOLE THE MASTER EMERALD

Kult: +22
Total: 22

oh you're bleediing from the head? that2 good youre gettiing all of the iinjury out.

Kult: +25
Total: 25

It seems childish, but under the circumstances... it may work.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@imBiscuits[IB]

THIS IS CRAZY STUFF RIGHT HERE! YOU GOTTA GET IN ON THE DRIP TIP DEPARTMENT! IT PAYS SO POORLY IM MAKING NEGATIVE MONEY!

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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@imBiscuits[IB]

HERES ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP YOU CAN PUT MORE THAN JUST COINS IN PIGGY BANKS YOU CAN PUT BUTTONS OR SMALL FLAT CANDIES IN THERE DONT TRY TO PUT ANYTHING BIGGER THAN A HALF DOLLAR IN THERE OR ITLL GET STUCK AND YOULL LOSE ACCESS TO YOUR SECRET BUTTON STASH THAT STITCH DOESNT KNOW YOU TOOK THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER #DIRPTIP 2019-TOMORROW TM

Kult: +10
Total: 10

Omg really??

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@barackObama[BO]

The nuclear launch code is RHGJR-N7FVY-Q3B8F-KBQ6V-46YP4. Please do not share it with anyone.

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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@imBiscuits[IB]

I TYPE IN BIG LETTERS BECAUSE IM A BIG GUY!

Kult: +22
Total: 22

You too, uh, with whoever you're protecting. Not an easy job.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

[https://f1le.garden/Zl7dvSeckR31fJ1P/m00beastsh1t/s1gnless_0f_subgrub1a.png] [#n0wl1sten1ng]

Kult: +30
Total: 30
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@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< <if the feds come fur meow i will kill and eat them again

Kult: +5
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@imBiscuits[IB]

I HEARD GREEN IS GETTING S SEQUEL NEXT MONTH GREEN 2!

Kult: +15
Total: 15

Then I'm having a wingless angel, and I'm enjoying it.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

that i$ exa¢tly why they $ay that i am glad you are $tarting to under$tand𓂃🖌

Kult: +5
Total: 5

The fact that the brownies exist means that nothing has gone right for me.

Kult: +12
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@writtenRevolution[WR]

i appreciate it / but please don't

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Thank you.x Great.x

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Kull: +7
Total: 19
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@neverthelessZygology[NZ]

My matezprit zaid I zhould pozt thiz! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258986857841295362/1485838980762042529/Anizzy_H_Photo.png?ex=69c352e2&is=69c20162&hm=9ca4dd2f102b20e4319333fde3462fba2fcd8035530c400f15257cbd78d8b6e2&

Kult: +40
Total: 40
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@neverthelessZygology[NZ]

Human application, yez! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258986857841295362/1485863997277339668/Anizzy8Whatsapp.png?ex=69c36a2e&is=69c218ae&hm=5b6459949b5f59b823f8ed1e51b3256ce99b87f6ba73f3a10c88198c43cfe805&

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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@timaeusTestified[TT]

Are you good, bro?

Kult: +5
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@turntechGodheaded[TG]

i think you need some sleep my guy

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@writtenRevolution[WR]

i'm finally gonna crawl into my recuperacoon / my spherebags are extreme / and as much as i love talking to all of you / sleep is very important

Kult: +27
Total: 27

I vote the sponge cake

Kult: +5
Total: 5

<)-> like four prob4bly is 4 good number

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Yea

Kult: +5
Total: 5

We are tho

Kult: +5
Total: 5

?????

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Rate the fit worked hard on it even dyed my hair https:://file..garden/acHivQA0vHdP6DYz/Screenshot_2025-12-15_225816..png

Kult: +30
Total: 30

eh, would.

Kult: +10
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@gardenGnostic[GG]

its been a long day. im going to bed early. good night everyone! sleep tight! <3

Kult: +35
Total: 35
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has a clear and 0bvi0us type.
@gullibleColumnist[GC]

READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Cull him. #Lususing ]

Kult: +5
Total: 5

@r@ndomPerson hey @licen! I’m on chitter now too 0:3

Kult: +5
Total: 5

they cannot bIame me for havign a IittIe sip......

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Hilarious when trolls use troll Imgur for their profile pi€tures. British trolls just see purple nothing. #OnlineShittifyA€t

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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@ectoBiolojest[EB]

when you think about it, ramen is a sort of soup. so i don't think you'll be too lost using a fork. you'll just have to hold the bowl a little more carefully when you're ready to drink the broth.

Kult: +10
Total: 10